PS: Chang'e pretending to be a village aunt to offer love to Zhu Bajie is cheating or love? What kind of feeling are Zhu Bajie and Chang'e looking for in the wild, is it a legitimate or indecent video? What kind of sensory behavior did Chang'e have with the second male god, Zhu Bajie with the third goddess (human), and did they (her) still have any kind of sensory behavior? Chang'e later really became a "marshal husband god", please read the content of this chapter and other chapters of "Tianzigang、、、、、、,

Tianzigang (Journey to the West) Xiao Zhaixiao enlisted, Chapter 4, Zhu Bajie, Seed Grass, and Meicun Gu offered tenderness

In the first section, Bajie Pao Village Aunt - God Blowing said, Zhu Wuneng and his senior brother Sun Wukong and senior brother Sha Wujing followed their master Tang Seng - Chen Xuanzang on the way to the west to learn scriptures, and on a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, they suddenly encountered a powerful tornado, which blew their master and apprentice and their horses to the wild dog rock mountain in Meitang Village, Qiyang County (now Qidong County), which is under the jurisdiction of Yongzhou Prefecture in the south of the Yangtze River, and spent the night in the nunnery on the red rock opposite. The next day, they left the place with men and horses. Although it was only half an afternoon and half a night, their masters and apprentices each left "holy relics" and many little-known stories for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land here. After the Tang monks and apprentices left, the locals renamed Wild Dog Rock Mountain as Xianren Mountain. Meitang Mountain is beautiful, and the Tang monks and apprentices come here to visit, the mountains and rivers here are stained with fairy energy everywhere, and it has become a feng shui treasure and a tourist holy place for the earth spirits. Today's Meitang landscape - Xianren Mountain and Tianzigang, attract tourists from all over the world to come here all year round to watch the fairy scenery, drink holy water, and eat delicious food that prolongs life (such as bighead carp, catfish, eel, loach, trout, longevity fish, prince fish, soft-shelled turtle, Xianglian copper snail, Xianglian iron snail, field chicken, native chicken, pheasant, etc.). The "Longmen Array" of Tianzigang, the earth-shaking stone dam carved on the red rock, makes you still brave to "fight" and "fight" more than 600 years later; The "bottom well" is the source of the gap in the earth's plate. The world's only source (well), drink a sip of longevity for a hundred years; Meitang smoke and rain - the spring group is famous in ancient and modern times at home and abroad; The rhinoceros is beautiful - the stone statues are lifelike. Although it is flooded by the water of the reservoir, you will definitely linger after the reservoir is released; The chessboard on which the Tang monk of Xianrentai played chess. As long as you touch it with your hand, you will immediately have immortal qi possession, and your IQ will increase thousands of times; There is also a water conservancy project made of red rocks that is earlier than Dujiangyan - Xinpiyan; There are also "Civilization Bridge", "Nunnery" ruins, "Virgin Archway" 、、、、、、 tour Meitang landscape, that is a kind of feeling of entering the fairy scene, more refreshing than looking at the scenery of Guilin, the artistic conception is more leisurely、、、、、、 saying that Zhu Wuneng - Zhu Bajie, the day came to the place called Wild Dog Rock Mountain and later called Immortal Mountain. The sunshine in the afternoon made Zhu Bajie see the beautiful scenery of the beautiful mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River, and he was in a very refreshing mood at that time. Zhu Bajie loves beauty and aesthetics. Seeing the beautiful scenery, I spontaneously feel a sense of food beauty from my heart. Especially when he sees beautiful women, he always wants to take a second look; Or have a conversation with a beautiful woman; Or thinking about 、、、、、、 with beautiful women, giving people a feeling that they can't walk when they see beautiful women, and they are naturally lustful. Zhu Bajie walked to a place about 200 meters west of Xianren Mountain, and suddenly saw a village girl walking towards him. The village girl is in her 20s, with delicate eyebrows, a tall figure, and "three measurements" in place. A typical southern beauty, she is really beautiful. Zhu Bajie thought to himself, no wonder the heavens and the world say that Su (Zhou) and Hangzhou (Zhou) produce beautiful women. Jiangnan women are the most affectionate. The fairy Chang'e I saw in the heavenly court is as beautiful as this village girl! I have a big mouth, big ears, big head and big belly, if I let a beautiful woman see it, wouldn't it scare my guts. I need a quick plastic surgery, and I can't let the village girl see my face like this. With a little effort, Zhu Bajie turned into a beautiful man dressed in Taoist clothes. stared blankly, thinking about the village girl who was walking towards him. Zhu Bajie looked at it and thought, when the village girl was only a meter away from him, Zhu Bajie stood on the ground. His head, eyes, feet, and other parts of the body that should have moved were not moving. "This master. What are you thinking? "The village girl took the initiative to say hello to Zhu Bajie." Uh-huh, woo、、、、、、 are you asking me! Zhu Bajie took a long time to come to his senses, and looked at the village girl with lustful eyes. The village girl saw that Zhu Bajie, who was dressed as a Taoist priest, was a beautiful man. And he was fascinated by her beauty, not only did he not shake his head to avoid it, but looked at him with his eyes in a daze. The village girl didn't say a word, only covered her mouth with her right hand and smiled. Zhu Bajie, an amorous son, was embarrassed to be seen by a village girl in the south today. The village aunt said: "I have been married for five years, and my in-laws want to hold their grandson. I went to the nunnery to ask for a cub. I heard that a few monks from afar came to the nunnery today, and the presiding monk master accompanied the monks to the wild dog rock mountain to watch the scenery, so I looked for it all the way. Zhu Bajie said: "This lady, you are a coincidence today." The four of us have just arrived here. You want to give birth to cubs, this old pig is very good. Zhu Bajie wanted to chat with this village girl for a while, so he pointed to the hills in front of him and said: "This lady, I know that there is a kind of herb that is "grass is not called grass, but firewood is grass". If you can pick this herb and decoction it with the water of this "bottom well". It only takes three months to ensure that you are pregnant with a baby. (The real name is camphor firewood, which is a traditional Chinese medicine that blindly reduces inflammation, detoxification, and dissolves blood stasis.) There is no effect on making women pregnant at all, it is purely the eight precepts of Meng'e, and female readers must not be fooled. "This master, is there really an herb in the world that can make a woman conceive a child? "The village girl didn't believe Zhu Bajie a little. Zhu Bajie secretly used the law to make a few "spawning grasses" grow in the mountains in front of him. He turned to the village girl and said, "You have a feng shui treasure here, and there is this kind of grass everywhere in the front field. After speaking, Zhu Bajie took the village girl's hand, led the village girl to the hilly land for a distance of about 100 meters, and pulled a few "farrowing grass" to teach the village girl to know. Later, the locals called this hilly area "Maternity Ping". (The photos in this chapter are proof) the village aunt took the "farrowing grass" and looked at it repeatedly, and still had doubts about the "farrowing grass" that Zhu Bajie said. ("Farrowing grass" was fed to sows before the seventies of the last century.) Sows who eat this "farrowing grass" can indeed give birth to a lot of piglets! With the popularization and abuse of herbicides and other pesticides, the rural environment has been deteriorating, and now this farrowing grass has become extinct. Zhu Bajie was skeptical when he saw the village aunt. In order to please the village girl, Zhu Bajie hurriedly said to the village girl: "This grass will definitely make you conceive a child." I also know the secret recipe for giving birth to a boy or a girl. The village girl said, "Just ask the master to tell me all these secret recipes!" I really want to have a boy. My father-in-law is an eight-generation single lineage. Zhu Bajie thought: I don't dare to do this. If you tell you the secret ingredient, you tell someone else. Every person on the earth will give birth to a boy, and humanity will lose its ecological balance. So Zhu Bajie said to the village girl: This is a violation of heaven, and I won't tell you easily. "How do you want to tell me!" The village girl hooked Zhu Bajie with her eyes and taught her the secret recipe for giving birth to a boy. Zhu Bajie said: Unless the lady kisses me. The village girl said, "You close your eyes. I'm a married woman now, so I can only kiss you. You can't have any other thoughts. Zhu Bajie thought to himself, if a beautiful woman can kiss me, I will be satisfied! Back then, I was a dignified Marshal Tianpeng virgin, courting Chang'e with the strength of wine. At that time, he received a deep "divine kiss" with Chang'e, and was denounced by Wang Lingguan. A monster who was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and reincarnated into a pig-like human body! Now that I am also a husband with a wife, if there is any more "deviant" behavior, let my wife know the truth, and I have to be "castrated". Zhu Bajie obediently closed his eyes and waited for the village girl's kiss. Zhu Bajie obediently closed his eyes and looked up for the village aunt to kiss! The tall figure of the village girl is slightly taller than Zhu Bajie by 1 cm. The two were standing on a flat field on the hillside, surrounded by fields of wild daylilies. The village girl held Zhu Bajie's head with both hands, and kissed Zhu Bajie's forehead, ears, and face with her mouth. After the end, he sealed his mouth, and Zhu Bajie's mouth did not move. Zhu Bajie was kissed by the village girl and was out of his body. Zhu Bajie could feel the white and delicate skin of the village girl with his eyes closed, and he exuded a faint tulip with female hormones. Zhu Bajie's male hormone was quickly activated, and he instinctively hugged the village girl with both hands. Zhu Bajie felt that the whole body of the village aunt 、、、、、、 was weakly paralyzed in his arms. Zhu Bajie thought to himself, why is this woman in the mortal world so affectionate! Back then, in the heavenly court. I don't know how to be amorous, and when I kissed Chang'e, I just felt her tongue stick into my mouth. I was caught raping before I knew how to respond...... Zhu Bajie was thinking about the kiss with Chang'e back then, and suddenly felt the village girl's hands hugging his waist. Xiangxiang's tongue stuck into her mouth, which movement was exactly the same as Chang'e's tongue back then. After Zhu Bajie degraded himself to the mortal realm. He has been married to two women. He first became the husband of the second sister of the egg for a year in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain. Later, before waiting for the arrival of Master Tang Seng, he married Gao Cuilan, the third daughter of Gao Laozhuang and Gao Taigong, for three years. At this time, although Bajie is a married man, it is not a QQ of the love between men and women. He has been married to the second sister and Gao Cuilan for a few years, and the kissing between husband and wife only stays in mouth-to-mouth contact, and he has never experienced the taste of tongue-to-tongue "glue"! Chang'e is Hou Yi's wife in the mortal world, and after arriving in Heaven, she has a strong heart, she regards Zhu Bajie as her husband Hou Yi back then, and she is skillful in kissing Zhu Bajie! Zhu Bajie felt the tip of the village girl's tongue emit a numbing electric current, forcing all his male hormones to gush out. Zhu Bajie was excited, and he forgot the pain of the "God Kiss" being degraded. Zhu Bajie thought: People die for money, birds die for food! The merry man dies for love, and he is also a merry ghost when he dies! Today, I risked my life to have a great love with this beauty. What's the point if you get hammered again?! With a little force in his hands, he picked up the village girl, bent down and pressed the village girl to the grass. Zhu Bajie closed his eyes, and with his hands, he quickly lifted the restraint clothes of the village girl and his whole body...... Bajie and the village aunt completed the first extramarital affair between men and women in the field full of yellow flowers! The village aunt was originally Chang'e's transformation, she was Hou Yi's daughter-in-law, young and prosperous, eager to love herself for a long time, in love with Zhu Bajie, it was completely active inducement. For the first time, Zhu Bajie experienced the taste of domestic flowers without the fragrance of wild flowers! Zhu Bajie thought that the affairs of men and women in this world are also different. The second sister of the egg has had sex with herself for a year, which is the first acquaintance、、、、、、 wife Gao Cuilan, who has been in bed with her for three years, has never had sex with her like the village girl. She is always humming, speechless, and uninteresting! And this village girl is fascinated, and she is speechless! Zhu Bajie sighed: My relationship with the second sister and Gao Cuilan for a few years can't catch up with the momentary friendship with this village girl. It's no wonder that extramarital affairs between men and women in the mortal world are rampant, and it turns out that the affairs of Fengyue are full of fun! Mortals and immortals can't escape the shackles of "deviant cheating", "breaking the precepts and cheating" and "breaking the law and cheating"! Zhu Bajie was lying on the yellow flower grass, savoring the QQ he had just made with the village girl, which was the most QQ day since he became a man! Although Zhu Bajie has transformed into a dignified Taoist figure. But he has never forgotten the form of his fat head and big ears, in the process of QQ with the village girl. Always close your eyes and know QQ! At this time, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes slightly. He saw the village girl lying beside him, with her white carcass exposed, and she was also closing her eyes to recuperate. Zhu Bajie did not turn sideways, but continued to search for the jade body of the village girl with his eyes. This village girl's figure is very well-proportioned! Slender waist, tall hips. A pair of slender jade legs stretched straight across the ground. Although 、、、、、、 Zhu Bajie has seen the carcasses of the second sister and Gao Cuilan. How can the carcass of the two of them be as beautiful as the carcass of this village girl! The second sister is older and has soft skin. Gao Cuilan's skin is yellow and white, and it is too wrinkled. Zhu Bajie has never seen such a wonderful beauty carcass. The village aunt is a mature woman, and she is the lustful Doukou Nian. Zhu Bajie saw the village girl's hungry and delicate state, and his male hormone was revived again. Zhu Bajie turned over and 、、、、、、 Zhu Bajie was conquered! Zhu Bajie was excited! Zhu Bajie was provoked into a boar!

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Chapter 4 Pig Eight Guards Seed Grass and Beautiful Village Aunts Offer Tenderness

In the second section, the eight precepts kissed Chang'e - hammered

Zhu Bajie and the village aunt After this love bath, both sides enjoyed the joy of QQ! After Zhu Bajie and the village girl put on their clothes, they held hands and walked towards the spring water gushing outlet. The village girl said softly in her sweet mezzo-soprano, "Master, this time you should tell me the secret recipe for giving birth to a boy!" Zhu Bajie is still Shen Qing in the romance just now, her voice is so sweet and beautiful, her hands are so white and tender, her figure is so gentle and soft, she is really the best among beauties. The hardships on the way to the west with the master to learn scriptures, today's Yanfu can be regarded as compensating for the 、、、、、、 value! Immortals are alive. Isn't it just to be happy! Zhu Bajie has the secret of giving birth to a boy, he just wants to kiss the village girl for a while, and he can't get it back. Cha Ban! Zhu Bajie is indeed a master. He said to the village girl: "This is a true violation of heaven, and you can only understand it." Inexpressible. You and I go to the front of the spring group and watch my transformation demonstration, you can understand it! Zhu Bajie and the village aunt stood side by side, hand in hand. Affectionately walked towards the group of springs with white mist. Zhu Bajie took the hand of the village girl, and suddenly regained the feeling of courting Fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace by being drunk and heroic. reminds me of the Queen Mother's Yaochi Peach Meeting. Zhu Bajie sighed, wine strengthens heroes. Lust bewitches the heart of a macho man. In that year, Zhu Bajie was named the marshal of Tianpeng in charge of the water god by the Jade Emperor. The official luck is prosperous, and the spirit is refreshing, and the drunkenness is too cowardly. Zhu Bajie recently heard that there was a stunning goddess Chang'e stationed in Guanghan Palace, and with the strength of wine, he broke into Guanghan Palace. Although Chang'e is Hou Yi's wife in the mortal world. But she was born beautiful, because she took an extra pill of the elixir given to her husband and wife by the queen mother and became an immortal, the beautiful and elegant girl figure, the beautiful, noble, and coquettish young woman form has already swept the heavens. Chang'e had just returned to the palace after attending the peach banquet that day, and she was panicked when she saw Zhu Bajie suddenly break into the door. Because she was born with a pair of bright eyes, a pink-faced peach blossom face, a thin white and tender neck, a towering chest, a slender figure, and her panicked expression, in the eyes of Zhu Bajie, she has become an unparalleled "good thing". Zhu Bajie was stunned by Chang'e's gorgeous beauty. He was spewing a mouth full of wine, with a pair of big eyes that were confused, and his face was flushed and fluttering, standing in front of Chang'e in a daze. "Marshal, why do you look at me like this!" Chang'e said in her sweet mezzo-soprano. Chang'e's pleasant voice, like a stimulant, made Zhu Bajie's male hormones that were originally stimulated by alcohol quickly activated. Zhu Bajie couldn't control himself and completely lost his self-control. Zhu Bajie strode up and wanted to hug Chang'e for pleasure. Seeing the situation, Chang'e dodged to the side, and said softly: "Marshal, why did you drink so much wine today!" "Chang'e, you are the lover of my dreams. Let's be husband and wife! Zhu Bajie spoke quickly, and after speaking, he threw himself at Chang'e. Seeing this, Chang'e was convinced that Zhu Bajie was completely drunk. Chang'e thought to herself, if you want to marry me, why can't you be in such a hurry! What's more, now is the blue sky and the white sun, and the gods are many immortals, what kind of system. Chang'e dodged and said, "Marshal, you talk about wine. I am a little god who has left her husband and become an immortal, how can I be worthy of you, the generalissimo who is proud of the spring breeze! "Chang'e's voice made Zhu Bajie's male hormones more and more unbearable." What a marshal is not a marshal, today I want to eat you! Zhu Bajie was enraged by Chang'e's dodge. He first made a gesture of reaching out to the left to hug him, and immediately changed his body to Lu You, hugging Chang'e who was dodging to Lu You. Zhu Bajie hugged Chang'e. lowered his head and kissed Chang'e with his mouth. Chang'e was originally a person who came over and was familiar with the affairs of men and women. Since becoming an immortal, he has ascended to heaven and settled in Guanghan Palace. Loneliness adds a lot of longing. She misses the days with her husband so much. How wonderful is the love between men and women. Chang'e has been away from men for too long, and she longs for his love. Chang'e was hugged and kissed by Zhu Bajie, a fierce man. It was like a fire in her heart that lit her blood. Her original fear had now been burned to ashes by this fire. Chang'e was paralyzed in Zhu Bajie's strong doubles, enjoying Zhu Bajie's hugs and kisses! Mouth-to-mouth kisses between men and women are also diverse in the human world. There are affectionate kisses. Such as the kiss between mother and child, and the kiss between milk and grandchild. There is a friendly kiss. For example, between brothers and sisters, between uncles and aunts, children - cousins and sisters. In both cases, the kiss is a superficial mouth-to-mouth contact. The longing mouth-to-mouth touch is the exchange and collision of love and heart between men and women! This kind of kiss can make a spark! Zhu Bajie and Chang'e entered the fairy world from the mortal world to the divine court, and the couple's kiss was ingenious. Truly entering the realm of God! Zhu Bajie's heart is not pure, he is young and vigorous, and his blood is strong, and for the first time, he used his mouth to seal the mouth of the opposite sex, and sealed Chang'e's small mouth tightly. Zhu Bajie's hands were easily wrapped around Chang'e's slender waist. Chang'e has been Yi's wife for a few years, and the love between men and women is the god of the past. She felt from Zhu Bajie's stupid kiss that Zhu Bajie was a virgin, but his kiss to her was sincere. At this time, Chang'e has entered a state of longing for kissing. Her hands were tightly clasped into the muscles of Zhu Bajie's back, and her small mouth opened slightly, sticking out her warm tongue. probed into Zhu Bajie's mouth and clicked on Zhu Bajie's tongue to electrocut. Zhu Bajie has never experienced tongue discharge between men and women. He was softly clicked by Chang'e's tongue, panting and hugging Chang'e, standing motionless with his feet and enjoying Chang'e's longing-style "tongue electricity" kiss! Zhu Bajie and Chang'e entered the divine realm with a longing kiss. Completely oblivious to the existence of time. Zhu Bajie was later demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor, and he was aggrieved for the rest of his life. I just kissed Chang'e deeply at that time, can I be punished with death! Zhu Bajie and Chang'e, a couple in the divine realm, are enjoying the joy of love without forgetting. When indulging in the bath of love, I forgot about the peach meeting of this day. Forget that it is under the eyes of heaven. Chang'e's beautiful figure came to the Guanghan Palace. Just like a blooming flower, the fragrant fragrance intoxicated many male immortals in the heavenly court. Many male immortals are not pure-hearted, and some clearly show their love to Chang'e; Some secretly sent autumn waves to Chang'e. Heavenly Court picket Wang Lingguan is a person who has expressed his love to Chang'e many times! He relied on the official authority of being a picket to make a small report in front of the Jade Emperor, and on the grounds of understanding Chang'e's experience and marriage history before becoming an immortal and ascending to heaven, he took the opportunity to sexually harass Chang'e many times. Since Chang'e gave the queen mother to her husband Hou Yi and herself to take one pill of elixir each to swallow and ascend to heaven alone, she has always felt guilty about her husband Hou Yi in her heart. When I first entered the Guanghan Palace, all I was worried about was Hou Yi. The courtship of the male immortals in the heavenly court is all in a cold form, rejecting and offending the multi-way gods in the heavenly court who like to seek flowers and ask willows. Among them is the picket leader Wang Lingguan! Wang Lingguan saw Marshal Tianpeng break into the Guanghan Palace with wine that day, and his heart was violent. Later, seeing Chang'e and Zhu Bajie hugging and kissing mouth to mouth for a long time, Wang Lingguan's vinegar fire suddenly burned to the top of his brain, and he couldn't wait to chop Bajie to death with a knife! "How can this divine flower of Heavenly Court allow him to pick it first!" Wang Lingguan came to the Jade Emperor as quickly as possible. "Your Majesty, Chang'e and Marshal Tianpeng are cheating in Guanghan Palace!" Wang Lingguan said to the Jade Emperor breathlessly. "The blue sky and the white sun, everyone is watching, men and women cheating, what kind of system!" Jade Emperor Long Yan was furious! Immediately ordered to send troops to arrest Marshal Tianpeng! Because the heavenly court picket Wang Lingguan found out that Zhu Bajie and Chang'e had been hugging and kissing for a long time in the Guangyan Cold Palace, he reported to the Jade Emperor in time, and the Jade Emperor sent troops to surround the Guanghan Palace. Zhu Bajie was caught and raped and escorted to Lingxiao to see the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor wanted to execute Zhu Bajie according to the law, thanks to the intercession of Li Changgeng, the Tai Platinum Star, and the heavy punishment of 2,000 hammers and then degraded to Fuling Mountain in the mortal realm. Later, Guanyin Bodhisattva enlightened him and taught him to go to the west with Tang Seng to learn scriptures, and to redeem his merits and achieve positive results. When Zhu Bajie was waiting for the master in the mortal world, he first poured the ballast door to be the husband of the second sister of the Yunzhan Cave for a year, and then married Gao Cuilan, the third daughter of Gao Laozhuang and Gao Taigong, for three years. At this time, Zhu Bajie was already a genuine married man. That's a story for later, so let's leave it at that. Zhu Bajie took the hand of the village girl, and naturally hummed the song "I'm with You" that he offered love to Gao Cuilan in Gao Laozhuang: The road of love is thousands of miles. We fell in love and walked over. Don't hesitate, don't be arrogant, I'm with you. The mountains are in the clouds. Be brave enough to climb over. Stormy on the sea, as long as you don't lose heart. When we are in trouble, we should encourage each other. There is joy for both of us to cherish. Make life extraordinarily beautiful, and there is only me and you on the road of love. Zhu Bajie hummed a little song, and very naturally changed the lyrics of the last two sentences: We have to cherish joy together. There is only me and you on the road of love, and I am fearless when I come to ten thousand hammers. Zhu Bajie sang a love song, took the hand of the village girl, and came to the Meitang Spring Group together. Zhu Bajie asked the village girl to stand next to the largest spring, walked to a place about ten meters away from the village girl, turned to the village girl and said: Do you want to have a boy! In the future, when you are just pregnant with a child, you will have in mind what a boy will look like; Eat more "dolls" of animals with "parts" of male hormones. For example, the "balls" of a rooster (referring to the testicles). bull whip; Sika deer whip and other 、、、、、、 alas! Anyway, watch me transform into a demonstration. After speaking, Zhu Bajie first turned into a tall, big, red and flowery rooster. When the village girl saw that the master suddenly turned into a big rooster, she was surprised and delighted, clapped her hands constantly, and said with a smile: Elephant! Elephant! True! Zhu Bajie saw that the village girl was happy, shook his body two or three times, and suddenly turned into a male donkey again.

Zhu Bajie saw that the village girl was happy, and shook his body two or three times. Suddenly it turned into a donkey again.

The village girl has seen cows and horses, but never seen a donkey. She saw that the master had turned into a small and short horse, but there was an extra "leg" behind it! So he raised his voice and said: No, no! How can a horse have five "legs"! Listen to what the village aunt said. Zhu Bajie smiled secretly in his heart. The donkey is a small animal, although it is not tall, and its body is not big. But the male genitalia are exceptionally thick and long, and from a distance it looks like an extra "leg"! Zhu Bajie did not answer. I just want to turn into a big male rhinoceros this time. The village girl was still laughing, and Zhu Bajie was showing the village girl standing next to the spring, when the male rhinoceros was changed. Sun Wukong has repaired the civilization bridge, and a catty bucket has overturned over the nunnery. Sun Wukong looked down in the air, and Zhu Bajie was flirting with a village girl. (Interspersed: Bailongma had just taught the villagers of Zhushan Courtyard the art of brewing at this time, and on the way back to the Xianren Mountain Nunnery, he happened to see Zhu Bajie flirting with the village girl.) At that time, the white dragon horse stepped on the ground hard, and sighed in his mouth: Bajie, Bajie, why can't you change your bad habit of coveting women! The white dragon horse stomped on the ground hard, leaving a deep cry mark immediately). Sun Wukong looked at the village girl again, and couldn't help but shout: "Fairy Chang'e, why did you come to this beautiful Meitang (Jiangnan)." The village girl heard Sun Wukong call her Chang'e, turned sideways and looked up at Sun Wukong and smiled silently. Zhu Bajie heard Sun Wukong call the village aunt Chang'e, and at that time, he was transforming into a rhinoceros incarnation, and his eyes immediately tripled. The facial expressions are intricate, with surprises and delights. When Zhu Bajie and Chang'e were each fixed in this shape, a lightning bolt suddenly came from the sky, and they (she) were shaped into stone elephants (equivalent to modern photography). After the lightning flashed, they returned to their original forms. Therefore, next to the spring group at the foot of Xianren Mountain, a group of stone statues of "rhinoceros appreciation" was added. Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong rushed to Chang'e's side almost at the same time. Zhu Bajie was a little embarrassed, but just opened his eyes and smirked. Sun Wukong was anxious, and when he opened his mouth, he asked Chang'e two questions.

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Chapter 4 Pig Eight Guards Seed Grass and Beautiful Village Aunts Offer Tenderness

Wukong knows the village aunt - Fire Eye

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong rushed to Chang'e's side almost at the same time. Zhu Bajie was a little embarrassed, but just opened his eyes and smirked. Sun Wukong was anxious, and when he opened his mouth, he asked Chang'e two questions. "Fairy Chang'e, why did you come to Meitang too? Why do you want to disguise yourself as a village girl and fall in love with a 'nerd' (referring to Bajie)? Chang'e squinted at Zhu Bajie with her eyes, and said to them in her sweet mezzo-soprano: I have long wanted to find a chance to see Marshal (Tianpeng). If it weren't for me, the marshal would not have been demoted to the mortal realm by the Jade Emperor, and he would not have suffered this hardship and suffered this sin. Therefore, I also want to give him one comfort. Actually, the marshal is a good man. People are diligent and good. Besides, nine out of ten men. Lust and lust and lust are the true colors of a man. In the strife and fighting in this world, which is not the fault of beautiful women. In order to compete for beauties, whether it is a mortal or an immortal, is there still less cases of father-son love murder and brotherly love murder in which dynasty and generation! As long as he is a man who is healthy and physiologically normal, he has the desire to lust and lust. The marshal was not wrong in his heart! I am ashamed of him. At that time, he was young and vigorous. The official to the Governor of the Navy Soldier Xianjie, was named the Marshal of the Tianhe by the Jade Emperor. At the Queen Mother's peach party. borrowed wine to break into the Guanghan Palace to offer me affection, and I refused him again and again. After the most Lu was picketed by the heavenly court, Wang Lingguan reported to the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor was furious. The marshal shall be executed according to the law. Thanks to the intercession of Tai Bai Xing Li Changgeng, the Jade Emperor commuted the marshal's sentence to 2,000 hammers, and was demoted from the heavenly court and mistakenly cast a pig's fetus. If it weren't for me, the marshal would have suffered such a crime. I also ask the marshal to forgive me. Chang'e continued to them in her sweet mezzo-soprano voice: Originally, you master and apprentice learned the scriptures, and the whole process was under the control of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. Your every move on the road, through various intelligence systems, and various information means that are both overt and dark, have already been transmitted to the headquarters of the Jade Emperor. Along the way, you have eliminated demons and subdued demons, and you have been born like death. Suffer and sin, and they all say you deserve it! Or the Buddha and Avalokiteshvara feel sorry for you. This morning, the Buddha said to Guanyin: Wukong has been pressed by me with five fingers for 500 years. Now, he has cultivated to become a Buddha, and he has worked hard all the way, which is very difficult. There are also Tang Seng, Wu Neng, and Wu Jing, who have a difficult and dangerous road, are physically and mentally exhausted, and have been running around for a long time. We should think of letting them go to Jiangnan for a half day of leisure. Guanyin Bodhisattva took a fancy to the dragon vein holy land of Tianzigang. "Meitang Scenery" - Xianren Mountain is exactly the same as her immortal residence "Guanyin Zen Temple". The scenery of Meitang is like a fairyland, and the author feels that the poems are cloudy: Linjiang green willow turns color, flyfly on the shore, yellow reeds turn over the green turtle, the wind shakes the sycamore, the oriole chases the phoenix spring, enters the Xiangjiang River, the turtle plays, the dragon swallows, the spring mud, the Liangtai cow steps on the grass, returns to the clouds, the pine stands, the stone ridge, the proud cui branches, the fish Xiangxi, the scales, the red bamboo, the thin Tianzigang Mountain, the green water shows the fairy mountain, the Meitang fairy mountain is a mountain composed of blue and red two-color rocks, which is a unique feature of the earth formed by the collision of the two major earth plates. The blue rocks and black sand soil on the southern slope are planted by the locals with evergreen flowers and bamboos such as pine, cypress, tea, and bamboo. Dress up the southern slope (earth) in black and green! The red rocks and yellow sandy soil on the north slope, the local people plant daylily, peanuts, red dates, red offices, persimmons, taro, sugarcane and other fruits and vegetables with red skin and tender flesh according to local conditions, and decorate the north slope with flowers and branches! The magical land of Immortal Mountain. Because it is the junction of two tectonic plates, it has abundant groundwater resources. At the foot of the fairy mountain, there are more than ten springs of various sizes. The spring water gushing volume of the "bottom well" is the largest. The springs come together. A perennial stream is formed. The stream flows through Tianzigang and flows into the mouth of the three rivers. It rushes for about 50 miles and pours into the famous Xiangjiang River. Chang'e continued to them in her sweet mezzo-soprano voice: Guanyin Bodhisattva received the will of the Buddha, and when arranging for your master and apprentice to come to Jiangnan for leisure, I want to take the opportunity to test how much "supernatural power" the Jade Emperor's intelligence system and communication system are (this is the joint point. This move became the fuse of the "Xianyou Shenzheng" Tianzigang). So, Guanyin Bodhisattva instructed his disciples to do the same, simulating a "demon wind" that blew you from the northwest to the south of the Yangtze River. At the same time, Avalokiteshvara has authorized me to monitor you. The Bodhisattva said to me: I can only let you "disappear" from the Jade Emperor for half a day, and you can't let you lose control with the Buddha for half an hour. Zhu Bajie thought to himself, it turned out that Guanyin Bodhisattva was good-hearted, so I inadvertently lost the feelings I had back then. Today, I finally make up for the suffering of the 2,000 hammers I received that year! Chang'e used her sweet mezzo-soprano to continue to the two of them: Great Sage, Marshal, you still don't know what to do, now the Jade Emperor's intelligence and communication systems are in chaos. They usually say that they will monitor you 24 hours a day. This time, when we Avalokiteshvara used a little mana, their electronic facilities entered the "blind spot", and the ears and eyes of the gods all lost their spirituality. What "clairvoyance" and "tailwind ears" are usually boasted of, and now they have all become decorations. After 12 hours, you will automatically return to your original position. At this stage, what you have done is up to me to report to the Jade Emperor, the Buddha and Avalokiteshvara. Chang'e said to the two of them in her sweet mezzo-soprano voice: "You masters and apprentices, including Bailongma, have done a lot of good things for the people during this trip, and all of them have left holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang. The marshal and my set of "rhinoceros appreciation" stone statues are even the holy relics left behind by the two of us! All of this was expected by Avalokiteshvara. Also, this time, the "earth immortal" of Changbai Mountain is a local hunter who has been passed down for eight generations. The Bodhisattva asked me to ask the marshal for "giving birth to grass". At the same time, the Bodhisattva gave me a bottle of nectar and instructed me to drip into the spring (known locally as the "Bottom Well"). The Bodhisattva said that this bottle of nectar is extraordinary, and it is deified by the "Wenqu Star". Mortals in the mortal realm who are destined to drink this water will become cultural celebrities among their peers. That is, since when did the spring water of the "bottom well" become "holy water". The spring water of the "bottom well" flows into the Xiangjiang River. The Xiangjiang River has nurtured many ancient and modern cultural celebrities. In particular, people with the surname Xiao are particularly prominent. This is entirely due to Xiao Yu, the prime minister of the dynasty during the Tang Zhenguan period. Guanyin Bodhisattva and Mu Fork dressed up as two scabies monks, selling brocade robes and nine-ring tin rods on the streets of Chang'an. Prime Minister Xiao Yu has a discerning eye. Seeing that the two monks and the two Buddha objects were extraordinary, he personally introduced Guanyin Bodhisattva to Li Shimin, the king of Tang. Guanyin Bodhisattva in order to express his gratitude to Xiao Yu. So the holy water was chosen in the "Bottom Well" under the Meitang Nunnery Mountain, which was presided over by Xiao (Xiao) Hanqing, a person with the surname Xiao (Xiao) - Xiao. Since the spring water of the "Bottom Well" is famous, the incense of the Meitang Nunnery is also particularly prosperous! Chang'e handed the blue porcelain vase to Sun Wukong, and whispered to Sun Wukong in her sweet mezzo-soprano: "Great Sage, before leaving, the Bodhisattva still wants me to hand over this porcelain vase to you, and ask you to hand it over to the master." This porcelain vase is one of the "four great" sacred relics of the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang. In the future, people who are destined to be in the tomb of Tianzigang only need to use this bottle of 300 grams of spring water (hinting at the future dynasty of 300 years) and put it into the tomb, and the purpose of "turning fish into dragons" can be achieved. After Sun Wukong returned to the nunnery, he handed over the blue porcelain vase to the master (Tang Seng) - Chen Xuanzang. After Chang'e finished talking to Sun Wukong. Holding a blue Hetian jade vase sideways, he said to Zhu Bajie: Marshal, Guanyin Bodhisattva wants you to pick a "baby grass" and put it in this bottle, and then hand it over to your master. It is also one of the four sacred relics of the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang. Your master will be handed over to the Meitang Nunnery to preside over and keep, and leave it to the people who are destined to do it later. Zhu Bajie easily pulled a "birth grass" with long ears and thick grains and put it into the jade bottle. Zhu Bajie didn't know at that time, and the number of particles of his "laying grass" determined the number of years of the Ming Dynasty's foundation. According to research, Zhu Bajie pulled this long-grained and coarse "spawning grass" with a total of 298 grains, and the Ming Dynasty lasted 298 years. No one can say for sure what this is God's will. Or fairy. According to historical records, the Ming Dynasty lasted 277 years from Zhu Yuanzhang proclaimed himself emperor in 1368 A.D. to 1644 A.D. when Zhu was hanged from the coal mountain. After the fall of the Ming Dynasty, its remnants established the "Southern Ming Dynasty" in the south. "Nanming" has lasted for 21 years. Since Hongguang Emperor Zhu Yousong in March 1644 AD. Ma Shiying, the governor of Fengyang, and Gao Jie, Liu Zeqing, Huang Degong, Liu Zuo and others were proclaimed as the superintendent in Nanjing, and Ren Yin was proclaimed emperor. After Zhu Yujian, Emperor Shaowu, Zhu Yihai, Zhu Youlang, to the death of Emperor Dingwu Zhu Benxuan in 1664 AD. King Han - Zhu Benxuan. In 1646, Li Zicheng sent Hao Yongzhong (formerly known as Hao Shaoqi) to the Ming Dynasty to resist the Qing Dynasty. Propclaim him emperor. The era name was changed to "Dingwu". Relying on the support of the peasant army, Zhu Benxuan's regime successively operated in Hunan, Hubei, Guangxi, and Sichuan. Compete with the Qing soldiers. In 1663, the peasant army was defeated when attacking Wushan in Sichuan, and Hao Yongzhong was captured and killed. The following year, Zhu Benxuan died, and the cause of death is unknown. The later "Nanming" regime lasted 21 years. The duration of the "Ming Dynasty" was actually 298 years. There is only 2 years away from Tang Seng's "Secrets of the Book of Heaven" in "giving strength to holding the universe in your hands, pointing to the descendants of the country, becoming the founding emperor of the country, hereditary for 300 years". According to research, in 1663 AD, the peasant army was defeated when attacking Wushan in Sichuan, and Hao Yongzhong was captured and killed. The following year, Zhu Benxuan died, and the cause of death is unknown. At that time, the Imperial Forest soldiers who followed Zhu Benxuan saw that the Ming Dynasty was exhausted, and they absconded in disguise. More than 100 of them fled to the Tianzigang area of Meitang, on the border between Hunan and Guangxi. They "disarmed and returned to the fields" and turned their troops into civilian people. In the area near Tianzigang and Xianren Mountain, he cultivated land, cut down wood to build houses, married wives and had children, and became the subjects of the Qing government. In today's Tianzigang and Xianrenshan areas, the names of the old homesteads and villages show that most of the Chinese families lived in this area of less than 2 square kilometers. If it weren't for the disintegration of the army into a "company, battalion, and regiment" system, it would have been impossible for ordinary people to live in clusters like this. At the foot of Tianzi Gang, Zhujiawan, Maowuyuan, Kuangjialing, "Yueluo, Yang, Zou, Zhao, Zhang, Wang, Li" - "Bajiachong", are less than 100 meters apart. And the courtyards and househouses of surnames such as Zhujiayuan, Chenjiayuan, Tangjiayuan, Dengjiayuan, Huajiayuan, Niejiayuan, Xiaojiaao, Zhoujiayuan, Zuojiatang, "Huangpeng, Wang, Tang, Hujiang, Sun Liuliang, Lusu, Liu Yinjiang" and other surnames near Xianren Mountain are mostly dozens of meters apart. Hundreds of years have passed, and most of them have the surname "people go to the house and tear down". However, local people over the age of 60 (including the author himself) can accurately find the foundation of the "Sanhetu" courtyard where the surname "master" mixed white ash, loess, and sand hundreds of years ago. After Zhu Bajie said goodbye to Fairy Chang'e, he returned to the nunnery and handed over the "Jade Bottle Grass" to the master, and reported to Chen Xuanzang that Fairy Chang'e conveyed all the "holy decrees and fairy intentions" of the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva. In 1958, the People's Government built a dam 500 meters downstream of the spring and built the Meitang Reservoir. The stone statue of the "Rhino Beauty" was submerged in the water. Every three to five years in winter, when the reservoir management office drains the water of the reservoir, the stone statue of the beautiful Chang'e comes to life. When encountering the smoke and rain of Meitang, it is like Chang'e entering the immortal residence of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the fairy scenery is drunk to countless outsiders. The stone statue of Zhu Bajie is majestic, rigid and self-serving, which eyes have a deep affection for Chang'e, eager to swallow Chang'e into his belly. Inspired by the holiday for Chen Xuanzang's master and apprentices, the Buddha later stipulated that the saints should have one Sunday (that is, a holiday and leisure) in seven days. Therefore, Chen Xuanzang's master and apprentice "faxed" from the northwest to Meitang in the south of the Yangtze River for half a day of leisure, which in essence created a precedent for statutory rest days and leisure vacations. This is also another meaning for the Tang monks and apprentices to come to Meitang in the south of the Yangtze River. This change was not collected by Mr. Wu Chengen, the author of "Journey to the West". Because, this involves Chang'e's privacy, which has been sealed by Chang'e for thousands of years. This episode can only wait for thousands of years later, Xiao Zhai, the successor of QX presided over by the nunnery, Xiao Yingzheng, in the form of a legend, was first published on the "Literary Network" of "Starting Point". Then it can be made into a movie and spread in the world. If you want to know what will happen next, please continue reading the 、、、、、、 (to be continued......