Chapter 1 Guanyin Leads the Buddha's Decree Chang'e Girl Goes on a Divine Trip Section 5 The Two Goddesses Joke Which Feeling Chang'e Arrived in the Tianzigang Area After Chang'e arrived in the Tianzigang area, she successfully completed the investigation task of preparing the dragon vein holy relics for the Tang monks and apprentices. After Chang'e arrived in the Tianzigang area, she successfully completed the investigation task of preparing the dragon vein holy relics for the Tang monks and apprentices. When Chang'e returned, she first reported to Guanyin Bodhisattva Xiang Duan in the East China Sea that the Tang monks and apprentices were relaxing in the Tianzigang area of Meitang and preparing holy relics for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land. Chang'e came to the Zen temple where Guanyin Bodhisattva lived in the East China Sea. "Master Mucha, I just returned from Meitang, I bother you to report to the Bodhisattva." Chang'e greeted Mucha, the chief disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva, with her characteristic sweet mezzo-soprano. "Welcome, welcome, welcome back of the 'Envoy of the Beauty God'!" Guanyin Bodhisattva greeted her with a smile, took Chang'e's hand with both hands, and introduced Chang'e into the living room with a smile. After Guanyin Bodhisattva and Chang'e took their seats in the living room, the disciples offered the famous tea of West Lake Longjing. "'Envoy of the Beauty God', this business trip to Meitang has gained a lot!" Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Chang'e with a smile and said. "Bodhisattva, this time I went to Meitang, although the time is short, the harvest is quite big." Chang'e replied with a spring breeze on her face. "'Envoy of the Beauty God', do you first say that Chen Xuanzang led his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to raise holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang, or first tell the story of love between you and Marshal Pig (Bajie)!" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and looked into Chang'e's eyes and said. "Okay, let me first tell the story of Marshal Pig (Bajie)'s love!" Chang'e used her unique sweet mezzo-soprano to tell Guanyin Bodhisattva about Zhu Bajie's two unhappy marriages. Bodhisattva, Marshal Pig (Bajie) has been married to two women after degrading himself to the mortal realm. He first became the husband of the second sister of the egg for a year in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain. The second sister of the egg is a. Marshal Pig (Bajie) is young and strong. They are not a good match at all. Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me. At that time, he was in the shape of a pig's face, and mortals were scared when they saw it, and there was no way to find a wife. The second sister of Yunzhan Dongegg in Fuling Mountain didn't think he was ugly, and recruited him to be the husband of the upside down. Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: The second sister of the egg is old after all, and she can't stand the toss of Marshal Pig (Bajie) who is young and bloody! The second sister began to be very happy to get this "belated love". Half a year later, she felt that her whole body was "sick", and she was short of breath and long. Weakness in the limbs, loss of appetite, and loss of menstruation. This is a bad omen! This is a sign of death! A few months later, the second sister returned to the west. Marshal Zhu (Bajie) said to me: In the days when the second sister just died, I (Zhu Bajie) had thoughts of suicide several times. The second sister is gone, and there is no one to talk to me. Especially at night, when I think of the relationship with the second sister egg, it disappeared completely overnight. I suddenly became a "lonely and widowed man" again. How much I longed to meet a woman who didn't think I was ugly like the second sister to be my wife. But, my looks. Mortals were terrified when they saw it. When I go out, let mortals say it's a monster! How can a mortal be a matchmaker for a monster to take a wife? I'm going crazy when I think about my wife for a while! Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: What day did the second sister just pass away, how much I remember the love life with the second sister in just one year. What kind of relationship do I have with the second sister egg? Unforgettable. Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: In what days when Second Sister Egg just died, the more I thought about women, the more I couldn't find women. I am a physically and mentally strong man. Which man who is physically and mentally strong does not want a woman, as the saying goes: which woman does not have a spring. Men are born of women. I have no woman, so I will become a demon and eat people. Later, Guanyin Bodhisattva and his eldest disciple Mucha accepted me. The Bodhisattva ignited my master to learn scriptures from the west and achieve positive results. During the long days when I was waiting for my master to come, I learned through my subordinates that Mrs. Gao of Gao Laozhuang had three daughters. The eldest daughter and the second girl are married. Only the third daughter, Gao Cuilan, is not yet married. So, I burned Yunzhan Cave, moved out of Fuling Mountain, came to Gao Laozhuang, and married Cuilan. Chang'e said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: When Marshal Pig and Gao Cuilan were married for three years, Chen Xuanzang led his disciple Sun Wukong to Tianzhu to learn scriptures and passed by Gao Laozhuang. Marshal Pig left Gao Lao Zhuang to protect the master and learn from the West. In fact, the marriage between Marshal Pig and Gao Cuilan only lasted three years, and the couple went their separate ways! Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: His marriage to Gao Cuilan is "the burden of the furnace craftsman", one hot and the other cold! Gao Cuilan was scared when she saw my face, she was my pro-forced. Gao Cuilan never smiled at me. She hid in her room all day for fear of seeing people say that she was married to a pig goblin. We are nominally husband and wife, but spiritually strangers. Alas! In the past three years, the people I love (God) have not been obtained, and those who do not love me have made me a scourge. Is this my destiny! Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: It was still the Bodhisattva (Guanyin) who cared about him and pointed out to him the "path of divine birth". After he accompanies the master to learn the scriptures and returns, he must repay the Bodhisattva (Guanyin) for his care! Today's Marshal Pig (Bajie), together with his senior brother Sun Wukong and younger brother Sha Wujing, is doing his best to protect his master, Chen Xuanzang, to go to Tianzhu to learn scriptures. Chang'e said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: Marshal Pig has been protecting his master - Chen Xuanzang since he went to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, and he has eliminated demons and subdued demons all the way, and has repeatedly performed miraculous feats. Marshal Pig can eat and fight, and he is very appreciated by the master. When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Chang'e talking about Zhu Bajie, he was a marshal one by one, his face was full of spring breeze like peach blossoms, and his whole mind was intoxicated with love. "'Envoy of the God of Beauty', do you know the Tao, this time your 'love and love' with Bajie has now become the heavenly and earthly-unprecedented-once-in-a-lifetime-out 'Eros Comedy.' Guanyin Bodhisattva said to Chang'e with a smile. Chang'e and Bajie's eternal out-of-print 'Divine Comedy of Love', the author's perception of Fu Shiyun: Bajie Pickle Girl pretended to be a Taoist priest and goddess to pretend to be a village girl, Tianzuo was used as a bed all over the ground, yellow flowers were used as a wedding dress, and Brother Meng was not afraid of love, and the beautiful sister Tu Q left a British name for the eternal swan song of the Divine Comedy of Love, and Chang'e said to Guanyin Bodhisattva with a smile: "What secrets between me and the marshal, Bodhisattva, do you know the Tao!" "If God doesn't know, unless you don't do it. Is there anything in the world that God does not know? Guanyin said with a smile. What the Bodhisattva said: I have attained the Tao too shallowly, and my roots have not been purified. It is difficult to be a goddess (human), and it is even more difficult to be a famous beauty goddess (human). Chang'e said with a smile. Regardless of the heavenly court on earth, the beauty goddess (human) is the target of the capture of the "male". For the sake of a beautiful goddess (man), they did not hesitate to fight with all their strength, until they caused wars between countries! 'Envoy of the God of Beauty', you have to be careful. Don't start a war between the 'male gods' because of your love and affection. Guanyin said very seriously. Bodhisattva, don't worry. A beautiful goddess (human) who can trigger guns and cannons between countries. Which is the beauty and beauty god of the country. My countenance. It's still far from what level! Chang'e said with a restrained smile. Ha Lu Ha. The parties are confused, and the bystanders are clear. 'Envoy of the God of Beauty', you don't know your own god. In fact, since you entered the Heavenly Court, you have become the first divine flower of the Heavenly Court! Now, the male gods of Heavenly Court are fighting openly and secretly for your love many times! The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor all worried a lot about this matter. Avalokiteshvara said. I don't really know about that. I married my husband Hou Yi as my wife in the mortal realm. After taking an extra pill of the elixir given by the Queen Mother, she ascended to heaven to become a goddess. During this time, there were many male gods who offered their respects to me. I know that, too. The gods are the same as mortals, ten males and nine colors, and the remaining one is a 'yin and yang cub' - the male parts are useless! Men (gods) only want to be happy with beautiful women (gods) for a while. No one is willing to give you their heart. Chang'e said. Not really! Bajie is dumbfounded, I think he is sincere to you. Avalokiteshvara said. Alas! What an unfortunate marshal marriage! The people he loves can't get them, and the people he doesn't love always appear. Chang'e said. Your trip to Meitang this time has fulfilled his life's wish. Bajie is not shallow! Avalokiteshvara said. Bodhisattva, don't laugh at me. I owe too much to the marshal. The marshal suffered 2,000 hammers for me, not to mention, and was demoted to the mortal world and became a 'pig-faced strange appearance', how can any woman love him! Chang'e said. How can I laugh at you. I admire and feel ashamed! You are a role model for women. You dare to love, can love, and love the man you like! Avalokiteshvara said. 'Great love' can't be said. True love hangs on the side. I am sincere to the marshal. Chang'e said. "It can be seen that the marshal also fell in love with you at first sight." Avalokiteshvara said. "Marshal Pig (Bajie) is a male god who dares to think, dare to do, and dare to love. He received 2,000 hammers for 'love'、、、、、、 he received an unprecedented punishment for God. But to be a 'person', the master learns from experience, and works hard all the way without regrets! Chang'e said. This time, the Buddha asked me to arrange for their masters and apprentices to go to Jiangnan for half a day to relax, and take the opportunity to prepare holy relics for the dragon vein of Tianzigang. I asked you to go on a business trip to Meitang, one is to monitor their effectiveness; The second is to let you visit and visit Wu Neng. You've done an excellent job of both tasks! Avalokiteshvara said. Bodhisattva, don't laugh at me. I just did what I wanted to do. In my mind, the marshal is a man who stands up to the sky! He didn't get my love and was willing to take 2,000 hammers, and it didn't matter if I was a slut to get his love. Chang'e said. Women are gorgeous, men love! The goddess swings, the male god breaks! Other goddesses want to 'swing' but don't have 'posture'. Only you have this talent! Avalokiteshvara said. In fact, the goddess loves the male god and does not need to be hypocritical; There's no need to hide it and not reveal it. We both 'come to God' and open our hearts when we want to love. If you have an opportunity, take it boldly! A hundred years of life is short, and there is no birthday in an instant. Chang'e said. You are really a beautiful god who is loved by people and thought by God. With your dedication to the Eight Commandments this time, it is really difficult to predict what will happen to the Heavenly Court in the future. Avalokiteshvara said. It is a blessing that comes first, and a disaster that cannot be avoided. Anyway, I fell in love with the marshal. We both have one thing in common: love this once, enjoy it for the rest of our lives! It doesn't matter if you turn into a pig or a cow in the next life! Whether you are a human being or a god, men and women will move forward bravely when they love each other! Love it upside down! Love it! Love it! Love it for a hundred years! Love it with a bang! Love it! Love it for eternity! Love it for a 'posthumous name' for 10,000 years! Chang'e said. Men do not hesitate to give their lives to get the love of women; The goddess did not hesitate to get the love of the male god in the name of the 'festival'! You and Bajie are a romantic couple; stylish couples; Happy couple. Bajie dares to 'kiss' with you in broad daylight. What kind of feeling do you dare to look for with the marshal in the wilderness full of yellow flowers in the eyes of all the gods (gods). You two gods are really a natural pair, a pair made by the earth, and you really deserve to be the 'god couple' who dominate the heavenly and mortal realms! Avalokiteshvara said. The two of us are in the past life (marriage) debt to be repaid in this life! The marshal was destined to have 'a feeling of fate' with three women in his life. Chang'e said. You have a soul in your heart. Bajie is an amorous species, and three women end the 'fate of which feeling'. You are the final god of the Eight Precepts, 'which feeling is the fate'! Avalokiteshvara said. That's what I do. Being a human being and becoming a god are all living in a short period of love, and in the mortal world, my husband Hou Yi and I are crossing the secret moon and have just experienced the joy of being a woman. In an instant, the heavens and the sky became widows. This is the first time I have enjoyed love since I became a god. Who knew it was the first time again. It's also the end! It's really hard. Chang'e said. Wu Neng enjoyed love this time, and fate was destined to be a reward for him to receive 2,000 hammers. He went to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, cultivated to achieve positive results, and turned into Buddhism, and since then he has been insulated from 'the fate of feelings'. Your first 'friendship with his feelings' is also his last 'friendship with his feelings'! From then on, the two of you are a couple of 'divine friends without any feeling', and even more so, a couple with no feelings! Avalokiteshvara said. Ever since I had a 'flesh-and-skin' contact with the marshal, my whole mind and body are now concerned about the marshal! A woman only needs to give any affection to a man. She gave him everything she had! She sees men as subjects of life. Women are 'cheap'. When a man is happy, she is happy, and when a man is worried, she is also worried! It is as if we women were born to be men. Chang'e said. Everything in the world is a combination of yin and yang. If there is no love between men and women, all the creatures in the world will be another mode of survival! The result of asexual reproduction is a living space without rank, where war, plunder, and slaughter will fill the entire universe! Men are not the men they are today," said Avalokiteshvara. "We women have a deep affection for men. They are men who are different from us women. How many men can understand a woman's heart? Chang'e said. There are also several categories of men in the world. There is a career type and a family type; There are gentle types and strong types. There are types of people who love the country and love women; There are types of people who love the country and don't love women; There are types of women who love the country and love women more; There are also types of women who love the country first and then love women; There is also a type of person who loves a woman first and then wins the country. Some men are considerate of women, and a few sweet words coax women around; Some men are considerate of women in their hearts, and their mouths are not good at words, and they have already solved problems and worries for you in their hearts. Avalokiteshvara said. I am now a marshal. I'm afraid that the marshal has forgotten me cleanly. Physically sound men all over the world. The need for love for any feeling is very strong. When men need women, they are very gentle and considerate to women. Extra care. When a man needs a woman, once the woman is not around, he will empathize and say goodbye! As long as there is a woman who satisfies the needs of one of his feelings, he will say to that woman the words that he has said to his wife hundreds of times: "You are so good, dear!" You're so beautiful! You are the best and best woman I have ever met in this life. All men in the world are this virtue. The ancients said well, the husband and the husband, within one zhang is the husband (blessing), and one zhang outside is the name. Distance generates feelings. The marshal and I are now separated from each other, and we are a hundred million feet away. From now on, there will only be the name of husband and wife, and there will be no husband and wife! Chang'e said. Love between a man and a woman is not the same thing as a feeling of love. There is a feeling of love between some men and women, and there is love between men and women. There are some men and women who have any feeling of love and affection. Normally, there is love between men and women. It is difficult to maintain love without any feeling. Which feeling of love is the basis of love, and which feeling of love is the condition of love. The act of feeling between a man and a woman who has no emotional foundation cannot be called 'love'. Avalokiteshvara said. Bodhisattva, what kind of love or love do you say between me and the marshal? Chang'e said. There is great love between you and Bajie. Love knows no bounds! Great love is immeasurable! Great love is the highest state of God (man)! Avalokiteshvara said. The marshal and their master Tianzhu learned the scriptures, nine hundred and eighty-one catastrophes. Now only 7749 eons have been completed. As the saying goes, there are many long beaches in the river, and there are many long bends in the road. Their next step is longer and more dangerous. I'm really worried that they won't have an accident on the way, and I hope they will go to Tianzhu as soon as possible to retrieve the scriptures. Chang'e said. Please 'envoy of the god of beauty' to relax your heart. Chen Chen Xuanzang led his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, and Sha Wujing to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, which I specially arranged according to the instructions of the Buddha, and they were only 'surprised' and not in danger along the way! This time, after I arranged for them to relax according to the Buddha's will, the next step of the trip will be smoother! When you return one day when you have achieved the positive results of the Eight Precepts, you will organize the beautiful god (female) team of the heavenly court to offer flowers and condolences. At that time, I don't have to worry about Bajie eating the 'tofu' of other goddesses! Because, they have transcended Buddhahood. The Buddha's heart is lustless and desireless. The eight precepts are the Buddha of 'sexual desirelessness'. Avalokiteshvara said. Bodhisattva, to tell you the truth, one day, I really don't dare to welcome it. I am now a 'fragrant' flower. I have just experienced which feeling with the marshal、、、、、、 desire for which feeling is increasing and difficult to decrease. I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself when I go to the scene. When the time comes, it will add to the marshal's distress. Chang'e said. Please also ask the 'envoys of the god of beauty' to relax their hearts. The eight precepts of that time are not comparable to the eight precepts of today. At that time, Bajie will take control of the situation. You can go to the scene to 'shine brightly' and let Bajie be beautiful. You, the divine flower of 'attracting bees and butterflies', once you disclose your relationship with Bajie, I really don't know how other male gods in Heaven will react to you in the future! Avalokiteshvara said. I think so. Now many male gods are very attentive to me. I made my public love affair with the marshal, and let the other male gods die which flower heart. I'm trying to be quiet, too. Like now, which feeling of harassment disturbs my mind and body. Chang'e said. Good flowers are picked by the gods, and good horses are ridden! It's not surprising that the 'Envoy of Beauty' has encountered some kind of harassment! If you don't feel harassed, you won't be Chang'e! One thing I know is that the harassers who do whatever they feel about you are not equal! Can you reveal some privacy to me, what kind of feelings have you harassed you? Avalokiteshvara said. I just came to Heaven, and I don't know many male gods yet. On the day of the peach banquet held by the Queen Mother, that is, the day when Marshal Pig (Bajie) received 2,000 hammers, the male gods of the heavenly court all looked at me with lustful eyes. Some male gods took the opportunity to be courteous and chose big peaches to send me. Some male gods secretly clasped me a few times with their fingers when shaking hands, testing whether I belonged to the kind of goddess of 'water-based poplar'. Chang'e said. That's what makes you attractive. You are a beauty in the mortal world. When you go to heaven, you will naturally become a beautiful (female) god in the eyes of a male god. Avalokiteshvara said. To find out what happens next, read on 、、、、、、 (to be continued......

PS: What kind of feeling does Chang'e have with the two male gods (people), when she talks about emotions with Guanyin, she still dreams of being a marshal and a god (human)! Can Chang'e's dream come true! Read this and chapter 14!