Chapter 34 Meet the Divine Stick Again, Cao Cao and Sun Jian talk about ideals
After the words were finished, everyone looked at the person who spoke, and it turned out to be Zhang Fei, the younger brother of Liu Xuande, the Taishou of the Plains!
Yuan Shu was furious and scolded: "That Huaxiong child is originally a rotten tree!" I think I can send some generals to blow it up! It's just humility, and now that you've robbed you, you dare to show off your might here! ”
Cao Cao had long seen that Yuan Shu was unhappy, and Sun Jian's defeat was related to his lack of food and grass, and at this moment, he saw this mad dog biting indiscriminately, so he didn't give a good face: "I don't know whose son who doesn't teach, has been spraying feces since the beginning?" The reward for the meritorious is what is the price? ”
Yuan Shu raised his middle finger at Cao Cao and replied angrily: "Since the public is only a pawn, I should retire." ”
Although Cao Cao looked down on that Yuan Shu, he didn't expect this guy to lose his temper! After all, Yuan Shu is also a big warlord, and he is also a three-way bar! If he leaves, he is worried that the other princes will follow suit, and how will all the friends go to Luoyang to play at that time?
Cao Cao was about to reply, but he didn't expect Zhang Han to stand up first and scold Zhang Fei loudly.
"Guan Guan is a turtle, you Feifei is a fighting turtle among turtles? General Yuan has already had a good strategy to break the enemy, what are you mixing here? In fact, Zhang Han felt that the atmosphere in the tent was solemn, and if he continued to let it develop, he was afraid that there would be chaos, so he still had to let his people suffer first.
Zhang Fei was rarely able to be awesome in front of everyone, but he didn't expect to be provoked back by Zhang Han's cold words like this, his eyes were red in an instant, he was aggrieved, he covered his face with his hands and rushed out of the tent, and shouted while running: "People don't play with Bing Liang anymore!" Woowoowoowoooo
Cao Cao saw that Zhang Han had even sent his own family away, so he hurriedly relieved the siege and said, "How can you mistake a big thing because of a word?" Scattered, scattered. Then he turned around and whispered to Gongsun Zhan: "In the evening, take Liu, Guan, Zhang and Zhang Han back to the village, and I will be rewarded!" ”
All the officials dispersed.
Night, Union Army Formation.
"Brother, can you not do this? It is said that the well water does not interfere with the river water! ”
"Oh? Brother Cold, could it be that you feel my enthusiasm again? ”
"Feel the sister! You don't want to sleep like this, okay? ”
"I have not done the trend of sixty-nine according to your wishes, am I still not satisfied?"
"Damn! Then you don't have to put your mouth so close to me, right? And also! Can you not get entangled with me with your spiral legs! I can't sleep this night! Zhang Han roared, got up, kicked Liu Bei a few times, and walked outside the tent.
"Nima, it's still fresh air outside, and the smell of the right hand in the tent is always the second cargo!"
Zhang Han was complaining and walking, but he saw a person in front of him alone by the bonfire thinking, as if he was curious, Zhang Han went to join in the fun.
But the closer he got to this, the more Zhang Han felt that the person in front of him was very familiar, wasn't it the Nanhua old immortal?
"Nima! It turned out to be you! Ahh After Zhang Han saw the person in front of him clearly, he used a unique trick that he hadn't used for a long time - life-killing scissor feet!
"Sao Nian, do you think this is interesting?" Nanhua Old Immortal said while holding his neck.
"Damn, you're embarrassed to say! If it weren't for you, what kind of Yellow Turban Quyi brothers would Lao Tzu meet? I'm gone, Lao Tzu has been tortured, and now I have lost my former shy appearance with both body and soul! Give you a few scissors that are light! By the way, how did you end up here? Who do you want to harm? ”
"I'm here for you!" Nanhua Lao Xian rubbed his tongue and replied.
"Nima, can you not always find me alone to cause trouble? Although I just fell out of love, I also mixed well with Liu Bei, don't mess with me! Ay? By the way, you asked me to find Liu Bei before, why did you ask me to find Liu Bei at that time? Zhang Han asked in wonder.
Nanhua Old Immortal glanced at it mysteriously, and then smiled softly, that smile was full of uncertain factors!
Zhang Han hurriedly pretended to kneel on the ground: "In fact, Zhang Han has long known that you are not simple, just a meeting ceremony, in our era more than 1800 years later, we all use this way to express their love for each other!" Like I like you, I use my feet, and if I like it so much that I can't extricate myself, I will use it - Foshan Shadowless Feet! ”
"Ha Lu Ha, do you really want to know why I asked you to find that Liu Bei?" Nanhua Lao Xian is finally about to let go.
Zhang Han looked at the old immortal with a smile, expecting the other party to give him a shocking secret, so that he could make his next days prosperous and rich.
"Because," said the old fairy.
"Because," the old immortal continued to struggle.
"Ahh Zhang Han clipped his feet: "Playing mystery usually pays the price of blood!" ”
"Don't cry, just say it." Zhang Han took care of Nanhua Old Immortal's messy hair and said gently.
"Okay, let you find Liu Bei, in fact, so that the track of history will not deviate!" The old fairy said with a dying breath.
"Ask for popular science!" Zhang Han anxiously replied to Nanhua Old Immortal that since he had been punctured, he adjusted his breath and prepared to tell the other party everything about Zhang Han.
"The past and the future are two parallel time and space. Many times there will be some small accidents, and the characters in two parallel planes will be displaced from each other! You came here because of a slap from your mother, playing the role of yourself 1800 years ago, and your self 1800 years ago returned to your time to play your role! The old fairy said.
Zhang Hanmu froze in place: "If the fortune tellers are all like you, can they really support their families?" Will the ghost believe it? ”
The old immortal replied: "You are now in a bygone era, and I can't prove it, whether you believe it or not." In short, your ancestors, are now in your home sleeping in your bed, eating your food, looking at your books, enjoying everything you can enjoy, and of course taking on everything you have to bear! ”
Zhang Han really wanted not to believe what Nanhua Lao Xian said, but he had indeed experienced a crossing, so he had to believe all this.
"Old Immortal, let me tell you something from my heart, in fact, I have long accepted the reality. I'm ready to go back less than 1800 years, but here now, I'm lost! I really don't know what I should do, or what I should pay attention to! Zhang Han said with some dejection.
"Didn't I just say that? In order that the track of history will not go astray! History will change the course of development because of some small people or things, and if history changes, the future will change! Just like you now, you will grow old, you will also have sickness, and you may face death! It's just that you are a little special, after all, you have crossed over" Before the old immortal finished speaking, Zhang Han answered.
"I'm special in that I'm a little more pain-tolerant, right? I tried, and when I crossed over, I didn't hurt from such a high point to the ground, so I took the knife and gently cut a small cut on my body, and the pain was there, but it was obviously very slight. To put it bluntly, I have a stronger body, right? ”
"You're only scratching the surface. A stronger body just gives you a stronger will! It won't simply give in! Just like the whipping you did in Luoyang! You didn't succumb to the pain of flesh and skin! Well, that's not the point. I'm here to remind you that every action you make, everything you guide others to do, you must think twice, and everything must revolve around so that the track of history will not go astray! Especially to save your own life! ”
"Because if the ancestors of the past die, then there will be no future self?" Zhang Han said with a little fear.
"That's right! So in the previous battles with the Yellow Turban Army, you may be right to be a turtle with a shrunken head! Nanhua Old Immortal replied with a wicked smile.
At this moment, both of them heard someone coming in the distance behind them, and Nanhua hurriedly turned around and disappeared! Zhang Han was dumbfounded: "I'll go, Nima, you will still play and disappear!" Leave a business card, dear! How to contact in the future! ”
At this time, Nanhua's voice in my ears started again - after peeing, shake three times, and I will appear!
Zhang Han is depressed - such a perverted boot mode
"Brother Bingliang, so elegant! I didn't sleep so late, and I talked about my heart with the campfire? ”
Zhang Han looked at it intently, behind him were Cao Cao and Sun Jian, Cao Cao was looking at himself with a smile at the moment, Zhang Han added a few branches to the bonfire: "Didn't you sleep either?" How? Coming to the base? ”
Sun Jian sat around the fire and said strangely: "I just heard Master Meng De talk about this young man's restrained language, and he just said a word, and he felt that it was indeed true!" ”
Zhang Han replied embarrassedly: "Accept and concede." ”
All three of them sat around the fire, each adding firewood, and no one said a word for a long time.
Finally, Cao Cao couldn't help but whispered, "What do you two want?" ”
Zhang Han replied boredly: "Does Tsinghua Peking University count?" ”
Sun Jian looked at Zhang Han, but saw that Zhang Han said something that he couldn't touch the north, so he said: "I am a martial artist, I only think about protecting my family and defending the country, and eradicating treachery." Nothing else has been planned. ”
Cao Cao waved his hand: "If the form is like today, everyone knows it." Brother Wentai doesn't have to be so obscure. I only ask you one sentence - is Koto too small? ”
Sun Jian was taken aback, and replied in a little panic: "Meng Dezhi's meaning Wentai doesn't understand, so he should be joking." ”
Zhang Han hates the ancients the most: "The husband does things informally!" With you and me and Cao Cao present today, why don't you dare to speak out? Why don't I help you get the word out of the way! - Jiangdong is too small, playing with his right hand alone, it's just enjoyable! And Jingzhou next door is a beautiful ketone body! Not only can it be more enjoyable, but only with long legs can you have a chance to get the whole body, that is the real horse galloping! ”
Sun Jian was shocked again, so he had to smile, thinking in his heart: Although this young man is young, his vision is quite vicious! Although the language is low, it speaks to my heart. No, how does it feel a little upturned? O master! I really envy Liu Bei in that plain, there are such strange people under him!
Zhang Han didn't stop talking, and continued to look at Cao Cao: "You actually asked our ambition bluntly. You can't assassinate you, you are already a fugitive, and now you are asking the world to wave the capital, to put it bluntly, isn't it leading everyone to rebel? It's just that you're smarter, and the reason is to find a high-end atmosphere, so no one pulls your braids! ”
Cao Cao's heart rippled, after all, such words broke his grand blueprint, but after all, he was just a little minion in the eighteenth road at the moment, so he couldn't be too arrogant, just smiled back: "There is a friend like Bing Liang, when you are bored, you are really happy to pass the time!" ”
Sun Jian hurriedly agreed: "Very happy! By the way, what are the ambitions of the Cool Brothers? ”
Zhang Hanxue Nanhua said: "You won't understand it!" But do you really want to know the way? ”