The princes sat in the tent, and no one answered, after all, the Huaxiong was too powerful, and even Sun Jian could not be defeated, which showed that the strength was strong!

Yuan Shao saw that no one answered, and was very dissatisfied: "Before gathering the alliance, all the conventions will enter Luoyang together and gallop on horses!" After killing Dong Zhuo, continue to gallop in Luoyang! Now that even Dong Zhuoren hasn't seen it, can't they all die down? ”

At this time, Guan Guan couldn't sit still, and was about to get up, but he was pulled down by Liu Bei and said softly: "Virtuous brother Mo Chong is the first cannon!" Then Yuan Shao IV and the third duke, there are not many awesome people under him, why do you need to make trouble dealing with just Huaxiong? He just wants to see who is the hero and dares to face the bleak life, and he can focus on dealing with it in the future! ”

Guan Guan replied softly: "That's right! I'm a hero! I dare to face it! ”

Zhang Han became irritable and interjected: "You give me back the money you ate last time you ate mutton skewers." ”

Guan Guan lowered his head: "Okay, I'm not." ”

Yuan Shao saw that there was still no answer, so he had to continue to speak: "The day before yesterday, General Bao's brother did not obey the dispatch, entered the army without authorization, killed himself, and broke many sergeants; Now Sun Wentai was defeated by Huaxiong again: frustrated by the spirit, what can I do about it? ”

Let's say that Fang Cai Han Bei Yufei was talking about it, and it had been discovered by Cao Cao, so he got up and said: "Could it be that the one sitting over there is Liu Xuandehu who bravely broke the yellow scarf?" ”

Zhang Han was shocked and thought: Nima, this scumbag almost got half of his body pumped last time, and now he dares to take his head?

Liu Bei saw Cao Cao calling for him, and had no choice, so he got up and said: "I don't dare to break the yellow scarf, it's just a fluke and a few battles!" Zhang Han looked up at Liu Bei and whispered, "Be careful, don't fall for tricks!" Whoever is in the tent, I am the best for you! It's just that it's a real man! Only Feifei is the most innocent! The others are not good birds! ”

Before Zhang Han could finish speaking, Liu Bei continued: "However, even if it is a small victory over the Yellow Turban, since Brother Meng De called out my name, I have no choice but to fight against Na Huaxiong head-on!" ”

Zhang Han was completely speechless and thought: Yes, I forgot, if the people in the tent fight for intelligence, few of them can be inferior to you. You reminded Guan Guan just now, and now you've become an Angry Bird! My sister, no one will collect your body when you die!

Yuan Shao saw that Cao Cao had already pushed Liu Bei, and hurriedly said, "Huh? Could it be Liu Xuande? I don't respect your name, I respect you as the ear of the emperor's family. ”

Zhang Han said softly: "Damn, can you shoot a stronger one?" We are a bunch of plain pawns, we don't have many troops! If you keep shooting, believe it or not, our Liu Bei will immediately draw a knife and kill him! ”

"Don't stop me! I'm going to fight with Na Huaxiong now! Liu Bei was already clenched in his male and female sword hands and wanted to rush out of the tent, Guan Guan and Feifei each hugged one leg to stop.

At this moment, the spies came to report: "Hua Xiong led the iron to ride down the pass, picked up General Zu Mao's underwear with a long pole, and scolded and challenged him in front of the village!" ”

Yuan Shao scolded: "Brute! Kill first and then rape, and do such provocative things! Who would dare to fight? ”

Zhang Han couldn't hold it back, and his voice was a little louder: "People can't help it when they shake their shorts?" People started with a blood, and then they received an actor who gave away their heads, and now they have four Dolan swords in their hands, and they are eager to fight, their morale is high, what is the top! ”

Yuan Shao glared angrily, Zhang Han was immediately stunned by his eyes, and hurriedly lowered his head and stopped talking.

Yuan Shao originally wanted to lead Liu Bei and others out to fight, but now he was provoked by Zhang Han, and he couldn't help but feel a little angry in his heart, and commanded loudly: "Where is Yu She?" ”

I saw one person in the crowd squeezing out in embarrassment, and his pants were so loose that they almost fell off: "Yu is here." ”

Yuan Shao: "Are you willing to go into battle to kill that Huaxiong?" ”

As soon as Yu Shi heard that he was going to fight with Hua Xiong, he immediately cried: "My lord, I"

Yuan Shao was overjoyed: "Okay! Good! The young general Yu Shi really has the heart to make contributions, and when he heard that he was going to fight Huaxiong, he was so excited that tears came out! Good! I'll give you this opportunity today, go and meet the enemy, I'll wait for the good news! ”

In a moment, Yu Shi was forcibly carried out by several guards.

Guan Guan said disdainfully: "How can such a self-absorbed person who takes advantage of the chaos to crowd in the crowd go into battle to meet the enemy? Let's not talk about whether we can win or not, we have already lost one percent in terms of momentum! ”

Zhang Han asked: "Guan Guan, can you explain to me, what do you mean - self-absorption in the crowd?" ”

Guan Guan immediately had an evil look in his eyes: "Look at his lazy pants, he must have just fought fiercely by hiding in the corner!" ”

Only once later, the soldier came into the account and reported: "Yu Shi and Hua Xiong did not fight together, and Hua Xiong was killed." ”

Yuan Shao was shocked and thought: Although I Dao Yu Shi is young, he is also a tiger general in Hebei, why is he so unbearable? If I don't explain, wouldn't I be very shameless?

So he said, "Killed in three rounds?" How did he die? Did Hua Xiong play some tricks? ”

The soldier immediately made a gesture of riding a horse, then a gesture of waving a sword, and then lay on the ground, motionless. Yuan Shao stepped forward and kicked a few times: "It's gone?" It's as simple as that? Just kneeling down like that? ”

All the ** people shouted in unison: "Say it so fiercely? Forget it, the Allies are scattered! ”。

At this time, Pan Feng, the general who guarded Han Fu too much, couldn't stand it anymore, got on the horse with a big axe, and went out to meet the enemy.

Not long after going, Pegasus reported: "Pan Feng was beheaded by Hua Xiong again." ”

Zhang Han was shocked and said to Liu Bei: "Nima, tell you to be in the limelight!" That Huaxiong must be hanging! It's only a little time to lose two generals, amazing! Big brother, don't go to death! ”

Liu Bei did not reply.

Zhang Han continued to ask, "Big brother? Eldest brother? ”

Liu Bei slowly finally spoke: "It's cold, help me to our sleeping tent, there is a change of underwear in the box I carry." ”

Zhang Han: ""

Yuan Shao was extremely disappointed and sighed: "It's a pity that my generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou have not arrived!" If you have to be alone here, why be afraid of Huaxiong! ”

Before the words were finished, the next step ** exhaled: "I will be willing to cut off Huaxiong's head and dedicate it to the tent!" Everyone looked at it, and saw that this person was nine feet long, with two feet of hair, red phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, face like heavy jujubes, sound like a giant bell, standing in front of the tent.

Yuan Shao saw that this person looked strange and asked, "What is your surname?" On the other hand, Gongsun Zhan replied: "This Liu Xuande's brother Guan Yu is also." Yuan Shao hurriedly asked, "What is your current position?" ”

Guan Guan replied: "Fight against all enemies on horseback during the day, and let others ride at night as a horse!" ”

Yuan Shu shouted: "You deceive my princes and have no generals? How can you be a chicken in the sky and a duck at night? ”

Guan Guan heard Yuan Shu say this, and for a while, the man's courage immediately emerged! That's right, how can one man allow another man to insult himself for not being a man in a scene where so many men are present? What's more, among the men present there were also the men they loved - of course, Feifei.

So he said loudly: "If you don't win, please behead me." On the one hand, Cao Cao was fascinated by Guan Guan's momentum for a while, so he ordered to bring hot wine, and wanted to drink with Guan Guan to prepare for the battle!

At this time, Liu Bei and Zhang Han entered the account. Liu Bei saw that Guan Guan had already held the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand, thinking that he was about to fight, his crotch was wet again, and he couldn't stand firm to support Zhang Han for a while: "Accompany me to sleep in the tent again, and I'll take a few more." ”

Zhang Han became irritable and pushed Liu Bei away: "You can't have some confidence?" "After all, Zhang Han knows that according to the trend of history, this battle of Guanguan will be won! So there's no need to worry at all.

When Liu Bei heard this, he looked at everyone again, and suddenly understood, and instantly stood up straight and whispered to Zhang Han: "You don't need me to fight, right?" Good, good, good! ”

Zhang Han squinted his eyes and replied with extreme disdain: "Please, when you are happy in the future, can you not clap your hands and stomp your feet?" ”

Guan Guan saw Cao Cao coming to take wine, so he said: "Pour the wine, I will come when I go, and I will warm the wine and kill that Huaxiong!" "Get out of the tent and pick up the knife and fly on the horse

Before the battle, Hua Xiong saw Guan Guan coming, but he didn't know him, so he asked, "Which way are you mixed in?" How can you be so face-to-face? ”

Guan Guan did not answer.

Hua Xiong was furious: "You still dare to despise Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu will *** today! "After that, Lema came towards Guanguan! But Guan Guan does not make the slightest defensive move!

The distance is getting closer and closer, and the pass is still moving! Almost about to meet, Hua Xiong shouted: "Kill! ~~~~”

At this time, Guan Guan was about to swing his knife to block this thousand blows, but he used too much force and accidentally rolled off the horse, falling all over the mud! Hua Xiong was also stunned by this scene, and hurriedly reined in the horse: "Phew! ”

Guan Guan saw that the opportunity had come, and the Qinglong Yanyue Knife hurriedly swung it out, accompanied by his mouth: "Ahhhhh ”

In the tent of the coalition army, Cao Cao was extremely bored playing with the wine glass, after all, it had been a long time since the pass was closed, and he looked at Liu Bei again, but found that Liu Bei seemed to be fine, drinking in a big gulp.

Zhang Han said: "Brother, don't drink it, it's been so long since Guan Guan went, and there hasn't been any movement." Originally, it was said that the warm wine would kill Huaxiong. I don't know how many times the wine has cooled down now. We're already embarrassed, and you're still drinking? ”

At this time, all the princes heard the drums outside the gate and shouted loudly, like the sky and the earth collapsed, and the mountain collapsed, and everyone was shocked. Just as he was about to listen, when the bell rang, he rode to the Chinese army, only to see Guan Guan's head and throw it on the ground.

When Liu Bei saw Guan Guan coming back, he raised his glass and smiled: "I'll wait for the cloud for a long time!" Feifei, come and bring my wine to warm it again! ”

Guan Guan made a gesture: "I said that this is what I said to kill Huaxiong with warm wine, kill and kill, warm wine!" Haha "A moment of arrogance.

Zhang Leng sweated and thought: It turned out to be such a [warm] wine slash Huaxiong, but I remember that the teacher said that this was an adjective, not a verb~ Exam-oriented education is really cheating!

Seeing that the siege of Huaxiong had been lifted, everyone laughed heartily, only to hear one person shouting loudly: "I Oba beheaded Huaxiong, why don't you go to the pass from here, take Dong Zhuo alive, and whip him with wax?" ”