The 58th cold business trip, triumphant song around Xiangyang
Zhang Han took Yinzhi, prepared some dry food, and left more than 10,000 swear words before heading towards Beihai.
What are you going to do? Gongsun Chan just wanted to find an ally to fight against Yuan Shao, and now only the Shangdang Taishou Zhang Yang and the Beihai Taishou Kong Rong were left in Hebei. Of course, they all wanted to stammer, so Zhang Han went to Kong Rong to test the water first, which can be regarded as selling his ass first! If the sale is successful, go to Zhang Yang and continue to sell!
Why Zhang Han? Do you think Guan Guan and Feifei are more reliable?
What about Zhao Yun? Every day with Liu Bei in the world of love, riding a horse and galloping
Huang Zu's crossbowmen looked at Huang Zu in embarrassment: "My lord, Mu Mu Arrow!" ”
There is no way, the arrow has been shot empty, and Huang Zu's crossbowmen are completely dumb at this moment!
And there were brave soldiers on Sun Jian's side, seeing that there were no more stray arrows flying around and poking their heads out, they thought in their hearts that they must have shot empty! Hurry up and report to Sun Jian!
Sun Jian was excited, got out of the bed, raised thousands of body hair, and didn't know what he had just done in the bed. At this moment, Sun Jin drew a knife in his hand, rushed to the bow of the boat and shouted: "This is Lao Tzu's plan!" Cow is not cow! Brothers! Paddle it to me! Kill those pudders on the other side! Tell them to shoot! Now it's our turn to shoot! ”
Sun Ce was speechless and thought to himself: Daddy, the child now knows why you never bring a shield when you fight. It turned out to be thick-skinned.
After a while, Sun Jian's army landed on the shore, Cheng Pu and Huang Gai divided their troops into two routes, and directly took Huangzu's camp, and then Han Dang drove his troops forward, forming a three-sided attack!
"After knocking it over, knock it all down for me! Don't kill, leave all alive! The lord said that he wanted to [shoot] back! Huang Gai shouted while rushing! For a time, countless Jiangdong disciples sprinkled their attacks on the Huangzu army, which was completely like a Normandy beach landing!
Naturally, Huang Zu was defeated, abandoned Fancheng, and entered Dengcheng.
Sun Jian only captured a few sporadic prisoners, and the bow was also used, the whip was also used, and the chickens (harmony) were also used—shoot! But it's still not fun! So he ordered Huang Gai to hold the ship and personally lead the troops to continue the pursuit.
Huang Zu saw that Sun Jian was biting hard, so he directly led the army out to meet him and set up a formation in the wilderness. Sun Jian formed a formation and marched out under the door flag. Sun Ce was also fully draped in the back, and the gun was immediately on his father's side.
Huang Zu will lead two generals, one is Jiangxia Zhang Hu (name domineering!) ), one is Xiangyang Chen Sheng (name Elegant!) )。
Huang Zu saw that there were two younger brothers beside him, and there was only one Sun Jian on the other side, who was still a minor, so he became confident for a while, and raised his whip and scolded: "Jiangdong rat thief, dare to violate the realm of the Han clan!" Let me show you the power of my men! Then Zhang Hu was ordered to fight.
Sun Jian didn't bother to look at it, but asked, "Who will fight?" ”
Sun Ce kept jumping: "I! I! ”
Sun Jian glanced at it: "Wait until you grow up a little more!" ”
Sun Ce was not convinced, and began to untie his pants. Sun Jian scratched his head: "Why is this?" ”
Sun Ce replied: "I'm already very big! Dad, you know! Since I was a child, you have bathed me, how old am I, will you not know? ”
The crow [ah~ah~] flew by.
Han Dang was helpless in the formation, and he didn't answer, and went out directly. When that Zhang Hu saw that someone was coming to the enemy, he rushed straight over, and Han Dang also waved his double knives and pounced head-on! The two horses intersected, and the battle was more than 20 times, and the winner was not yet decided!
In fact, when it comes to the heads-up of ancient generals, don't think it's an easy task! That's not in martial arts novels, a "hey", and a "ha" on the other side is considered a round has passed! In the real scene, the two sides ride each other, and then after a while, it is not considered a round until the two horses are separated! So in one round of heads-up, the weapons of the two generals also kissed more than a dozen times!
And now after more than 20 rounds of fighting, it is equivalent to kissing more than 200 times! If you kiss so many times, will you be deprived of oxygen?
Chen Sheng saw that Zhang Hu seemed to be short of oxygen, so he hurried Pegasus to help!
Sun Ce saw that the other side wanted to fight two against one, and he was not ambiguous, people omitted the chanting time when they got on the horse, he wore pants and omitted the chanting time, anyway, they were very domineering! This time, Sun Ce didn't care whether his father agreed or not, and rushed out of the city directly!
However, Sun Ce, this kid is smart, after all, he is still young, if he really wants to fight with that Chen Sheng, he will definitely suffer in terms of strength, so he held down the spear in his hand while riding a horse, pulled his bow and arrows, and shot an arrow!
The two armies only heard - "Oops! Hurt! Death, death, death! ”
It turned out that Sun Ce's flying arrow was shooting at Chen Sheng's face, and Chen Sheng fell off his horse. Zhang Hu was taken aback when he saw his good old friend Chen Sheng fall to the ground, and for a while, all thoughts were gray! In the days when Nima will join the army in the future, who can accompany him in the bed at night?
And at this time, Han Dang saw that the opposite side was distracted and slashed away, and directly cut off half of the tiger's head!
Cheng Pu saw that he had gained momentum before the battle, and hurriedly rode his horse to the front of the battle to catch that Huang Zu! Huang Zu abandoned his helmet and war horse, and fled frantically in the infantry army. Sun Jian took advantage of the situation to cover up the defeated army until the Han River, and ordered Huang Gai to enter the Han River. This battle is called a domineering leak!
Besides, Liu Biao was fidgeting at the moment, and suddenly saw Huang Zu gather defeated troops and return!
"Report! ~~! Huang Zu began to roar in from outside the hall: "Report to the king" Before he finished speaking, a person kicked Huang Zu a few meters away, and scolded in his mouth: "Da Nima is big!" Is the lord a thief and a coward? ”
Huang Zu got up with a nosebleed on his face and said to this person: "What a D!" Cai Mao, you pretend to be hairy! Do you know how powerful Sun Jian is? I now know why he is called Sun Jian - they are really strong! ”
Kuai Liang continued to say calmly: "Now that we are newly defeated, the soldiers have no heart to fight; It can only be a deep ditch and a high base to avoid its front; But it is hidden that people seek advice from Yuan Shao, and this siege can be solved. ”
Cai Mao replied: "Zirou's words are straightforward. Then Yuan Shao and us are 108,000 miles away, even if we agree to come to the rescue, it is estimated that we will have to stay up until Beijing successfully bids for the Olympics again! And at this moment, the soldiers are approaching the city, and they are about to reach the edge of the trench, how can they be restrained! Although he is not talented, he is willing to ask the army to go out of the city to fight a battle. ”
Liu Biao looked at the numbers on Cai Mao's head - 777 in force and 333 in intelligence, and the two disciplines added up to barely get a perfect score, and he was extremely worried, but what else could he do now? I had to say yes! Cai Mao received the order and immediately led more than 10,000 troops out of Xiangyang City and set up a formation in Da Xian Mountain.
Sun Jian drove the army with great victories until Cai Mao's battle!
Sun Jian glanced at Cai Mao opposite, and then asked the generals around him: "This person is the brother of Liu Biao's wife, referred to as brother-in-law!" Who will take me for it? ”
Cheng Pu stood up and speared the iron spine: "So far, I haven't made any meritorious service!" Now I am willing to catch that brother-in-law and add glory to the night revenge of the lord! ”
Then Cheng Pu Pegasus played and Cai Mao entered a heads-up state again.
Speaking of the ancients, this battle is also extremely interesting, every time the two sides clash, it is actually the first general to step forward and fight alone, and then after winning the battle, the morale of one side will be greatly increased, and the other side will die down, and then? There is no going on the side that loses heads-up!
However, from another point of view, this method is also fair and reasonable! After all, if there is a soldier, there will be a nest of bears! If the boss is a waste and will lose a hundred battles, how can he ask the soldiers around him to fight bravely to kill the enemy? In fact, this is the same as the principle of the bewitched boy joint fight! The boss didn't rush out of the watermelon knife with a watermelon knife, and the little brothers behind him naturally wouldn't really fight hard.
But sometimes these theories may not be useful, for example, if Mao Ye and Chief Jiang can make a good fight to decide the winner, maybe the founding of the country can be a few years earlier.
Cheng Pu and Cai Mao fought less than a few times, and Cai Mao was defeated. In fact, thinking about it, the generals under Liu Biao are really weak! From the beginning of the decisive battle to the present, the generals have been single-handedly several times, and none of them have been able to win!
OK, continue to enter the old routine, and the morale of the side that won the battle increased greatly, so Sun Jian drove the army and killed the corpses of Cai Mao's troops on the opposite side, and Cai Mao fled into Xiangyang.
Sun Jian ordered Sun Ce to provoke at the gate of the city for several days with his fair-skinned and beautiful buttocks, but he didn't see Liu Biao go out of the city to face the battle, so he divided his troops on all sides and surrounded Xiangyang!
The days of the siege have been going on, and every day has been uneventful. One day, a strong wind suddenly rose, blowing Sun Jianzhong's military commander's flag pole off.
Han Dang was shocked: "This is not a good omen, you can temporarily teach the teacher." ”
Han Dang's performance once again proves that if you want to be a successful person, you can't just have a craft. For example, Han Dang not only knows how to fight, but also can tell hexagrams. What we pay attention to this year is a comprehensive strength!
Which type of person is the most popular? You are the best in martial arts among civil officials, and you are the best in eloquence among military officials! So, do you understand why Zhang Han was sought after by Cao Cao and Sun Jian? The overall quality is high! You spend money to call a young lady to accompany you, but you suddenly find that the young lady's massage skills are not bad, this kind of young lady is not popular half of the genius monster!
However, Sun Jian didn't eat this set this time: "I have won many battles, and it is only on the eve of taking Xiangyang; How can you break the flagpole because of the wind and strike the army! Sun Jian not only did not listen to Han Dang's analysis, but the siege became more and more urgent.
People with high comprehensive quality are not only Sun Jian, but also Liu Biao. But obviously, Liu Biao's quality here is higher! Because he not only knows fortune telling, but also knows astronomy! If you look at the weather forecast now and know whether the weather is suitable for travel or drying clothes in a few days, you think the impact is very small, but before 1800, if you knew astronomy, it would be amazing! What's more, this god next to Liu Biao not only understands astronomy, but also talks nonsense about astronomy and fate, which is really amazing!
Kuai Liang said to Liu Biao: "One night when I watched the sky, I saw a star about to fall. In order to divide the wilderness, it should be in Sun Jian. The lord can quickly send a letter to Yuan Shao and ask for his help. ”
Liu Biao has long regretted that Cai Mao pretended to damage the people, and now Kuai Liang continues to offer advice, how can he not listen? So he hurriedly wrote a book, and then ordered a person named Lu Gong (nicknamed Lu Daring) to break through and deliver a letter!
When Lu Gong heard that he was called to break through and send a letter, he changed more than 300 diapers, and at this moment burst into tears, pulled out his sword and carved the word "miserable" on his thigh and said: "If you find my corpse and recognize me with this word, bury me alive!" ”
Kuai Liang Da replied with a smile: "Since you have arranged for you to go, if you die, what is the point?" I have a baby named [Hearthstone], so I will keep you out! ”