"What? You're going to abandon me alone in this hellish place? Zhang Han looked at Liu Bei in disbelief.

"It's not you, isn't there still Xiaoliu? I'm so worried about the sows that are waiting to give birth! Speaking of those of us who are engaged in politics, GDP is very important! But if you also leave, Dong Zhuo is not easy to explain, you will stay for a few more days! Liu Bei said embarrassedly.

"Worried about sows? Are they your mothers? Now that hundreds of thousands of people outside Luoyang are fighting, if you want to leave at this time, won't you become a coward who is greedy for life and afraid of death? Zhang Han scolded angrily.

Liu Bei was also a little angry when he heard this: "Damn, why am I cowardly?" They beat them, what do I care? I really think about the people of the plains! ”

"Forget it, whatever you want! Historically, you're not a tough guy anyway. But well, if I'm really in danger and you get the news, you have to come and save me! Zhang Han saw that Liu Bei had made up his mind, and added the people as an excuse, so he couldn't bear to refuse.

After Liu Bei responded, he quickly rushed back to the plain with other servants

Inside Lu Bu's tent.

Li Su sat down politely and said politely: "Brother Xian, don't come unharmed!" ”

Lu Bu replied: "I haven't seen each other for a long time, where does my brother live now?" ”

Li Su replied: "The current position of Tiger Ben Zhonglang General." Wen Xian's brother Kuang Fu Sheji, is overjoyed. There is a good horse, traveling thousands of miles a day, crossing the water and climbing the mountain, such as walking on the ground, the name is called the red rabbit! The key is to ride this horse, which can be attached to the attribute of [Escape Must Succeed], and today it is specially dedicated to the virtuous brother to help the tiger! ”

When Lu Bu heard this, he hurriedly ordered to take it over and take a look, only to see that the horse he pulled out was all over his body, as red as coals, and there was no half of the miscellaneous hair; From head to tail, one zhang long; From hoof to neck, eight feet high; Screaming and roaring, it looks like it has soared into the sea.

Lu Bu couldn't help but read a poem: "Rushing thousands of miles to sweep the dust, crossing the water and climbing the mountain purple mist." Breaking the silk reins and shaking the jade bridle, the fire dragon flew down for nine days. Unexpectedly, the rumored Chitu BMW in this world really exists! Haha Brother gave this dragon horse, how will it be rewarded? ”

After Li Su heard this, he knew that the opportunity had come, but he swallowed the words back when he came to his mouth.

When Lu Bu saw it, after thinking for a while, he ordered his subordinates to bring out ten girls in one go, all of whom were as beautiful as flowers, and said to Li Su: "Brother! Or are you just as naughty as a child? If it's not just this bit of, why bother with it? ”

Li Su saw that the theme was off track, and scolded in his heart: Waste, I've done it so obviously, I can't see it? What else is there in the head besides being able to hold treasures and beautiful women?

After thinking about it, he said, "I have come for righteousness." How can you expect anything in return? It is rare to see a virtuous brother; Where's your dad? ”

Lu Bu squirted out a sip of wine: "Brother is drunk, right?" My father has been dead for many years! ”

Li Su smiled: "Definitely! Isn't the history of Ding Thorn your father again? ”

When Lu Bu heard this, he thought: Zhen Nima is an idiot? Don't think that if I only have 200 intelligence, I will be deceived by you, Lao Tzu has great ambitions, and I don't know what you are doing today? Since you want to pretend, then I will accompany you!

So Lu Bu hurriedly replied: "I followed Ding Yuan out of helplessness!" He has soldiers and horses, wine and food, and beautiful women, but he just wants a place to live. ”

Li Su was overjoyed in his heart and hurriedly flattered and said: "Brother Xian's strength is 999, plus the addition of the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand, he can be said to be the only person in the world who has broken a thousand in force!" With your talent, it's not difficult to sweep the sky, so why be the crotch plaything of the old decayed Ding Yuan? ”

Lu Bu secretly cursed in his heart: Old fox!

"It's just a job after all." You have to find a good home to change jobs, don't you? ”

Li Su smiled: "Good birds choose trees to perch, and virtuous ministers choose the master to do things!" Besides, we haven't seen each other for many years, don't you want to pollen each other with my brother chrysanthemum and create a great cause together? ”

Lu Bu was really impatient: "Nima, can you finish speaking at one time?" Hurry up, if you want to recommend me a job, hurry up! Say so much! Do you want me to be the CEO or the assistant to the general manager? ”

"I look at the ministers all over the world, and they are not as good as Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo is a man, respectful of the virtuous, with clear rewards and punishments, and eventually a great cause. ”

Lu Bu was overjoyed and said, "Okay, I promise you!" I'll kill Lao Ding tonight, and then take all the military horses to Toucheng!" ”

Li Su replied with a smile: "That's great! It's just that there is one more thing to ask for, I hope that the virtuous brother will kill Lao Ding tonight! ”

Lu Bu: "Nima, didn't Lao Tzu already take the initiative to kill him?" You scum can mix with Tiger Ben Zhonglang General, let alone me! ”

The moon is dark and the wind is high and the night kills!

Lu Buti walked directly into Ding Yuan's tent.

Ding Yuan was reading the book with a candle, and when he saw Yizi coming, he said, "My son is here to ask for his life?" ”

Lu Bu said: "I'll go, how do you know the way?" My dignified husband, Anken is your son! Kill you tonight, and I'll be able to jump ship smoothly! ”

Ding Yuan calmly responded: "Job-hopping? You just jump, why kill me? I've given you permission to jump ship! Anyway, I can't afford to raise you, whoever loves to take care of you will take care of it, you foodie + color embryo! ”

Lu Bu thought embarrassedly: Yes! He made me jump ship, so why kill him? There's no need, multiple enemies, it's better to have more friends!

Ding Yuan saw that Lu Bu was thinking, and hurriedly roared angrily: "Mystery - Peerless Dart!" ”

Listen only to the "Boom, Boom" in the account

Lu Bu fell to the ground, with hundreds of darts in his body, and said with difficulty: "Sister Ni, when did you become so powerful?" Pit daddy's data, your strength is only 100! ”

Ding Yuan suddenly became proud and confident, and said quickly: "When I was a child, I was weak and lost fights. Later, after an unfortunate encounter in the mountains, he fell off a cliff after encountering a Lala indecent assault! When I woke up, I found a book in front of me, with the words "Peerless Secret Book" written on it! ”

Lu Bu's eyes widened: "Can you cheat a little more in this story?" ”

Ding Yuan continued to shake his mouth rapidly: "The "Peerless Cheats" outside costs more than 200,000 taels of gold to buy!" And my "Peerless Cheats" only needs to be blown up by Lala once! You only need to be blown up by Lala once! Just explode once! Once! I swear that this is absolutely 100% of the ancient manuscript "Peerless Cheats". I'm sure that after I say this, our station will be bombarded by letters! Regardless of gender, young and old, it only takes one explosion to be enough! If you missed it, then I congratulate you, you can't be a peerless master! What are you waiting for, what are you hesitating about, hurry up and pick up the brush and write a letter to order! "Peerless Cheats" has my autograph on the surface! ~Do you have? Do you have! It's better to take action, hurry up and pick up the brush to write a letter and order! Please remember that Jingzhou Ding Yuan is honorably produced! ”

Lu Bu gushed out another mouthful of blood: "Nima, you said so much, which completely strengthened Lao Tzu's determination to change jobs!" But your "Peerless Cheats" is so magical, and there is wood? ”

Ding Yuan became more energetic when he heard it: "I know that you like it!" With that, he took out his bag, stuck his head in, and searched desperately

I saw a flash of cold light in the tent, accompanied by a miserable "Ah! ”

The soldiers outside the tent saw the hidden picture of the fire candles in the tent, and couldn't help but say: "Ni Mei, the assassin Shi and the general are playing so out of the cabinet?" Sword! ”

Inside the tent, Lu Bu kicked Ding Yuan, who was attacked and fell to the ground by his own sword because he was looking for "Peerless Cheats", and found that he didn't move. However, Lu Bu did not give up, and picked a tree branch from the side, held it in his hand and pushed Ding Yuan, but there was no movement!

Lu Bu was overjoyed, rushed out of the tent and shouted: "Ding Yuan is unkind, I have killed him." Those who are willing to follow me are here, and those who do not follow will go by themselves! ”

The next day, Lu Bu held Ding Yuan's head and went to see Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo was ready to kneel down to show his heart, but after all, there was too much flesh on his body, and he couldn't kneel, and after two hours, even he collapsed, and simply fell to the ground, becoming a children's song "big"!

Dong Zhuo pounced and said: "General Zhuo Jinde, like a dry seedling, is like a rainy rain." ”

Lu Bu replied: "If the public does not give up, I will worship you as my father-in-law." ”

Dong Zhuo got up: "Godfather? Good! Good! I love the name! With that, his right hand stretched out and slapped Lu Bu's buttocks, pinching it fiercely. Then he directly crossed the Son of Heaven and named Lu Bu as the commander of the cavalry, the general of Zhonglang, and the marquis of Duting!

Seeing that the siege of Ding Yuan had been resolved, Li Ru persuaded Dong Zhuo to make a plan to abolish the establishment as soon as possible. So the Elector will be held again!

After several rounds of drinking, Dong Zhuo held down his sword and inspected the venue and said loudly: "Today is weak, you can't worship the temple; I will learn from the ancients, depose the emperor as the king of Hongnong, and establish Liu Xie, the king of Chenliu, as the emperor. There are disobedient - slash! ”

Zhang Han attended in place of Liu Bei, and after listening to Dong Zhuo's words, he lost the scoreboard in his hand, thinking: Sure enough, there is a shady scene! Pick a hair! It's already settled, and I'm 1-10 points out of the card!

At this time, Yuan Shao, a lieutenant of the Chinese Military Academy, stepped forward and said: "I have not been on the throne for a long time, and I have not lost my morality; If you want to abolish your heirs, do you want to rebel? ”

Dong Zhuo was angry: "Yo Yo Yo What if you plug in the hair? Don't you know that my fists are very hard? ”

Yuan Shao lifted his pants and replied, "Hmph! Don't you know that I have something harder than your fist? ”

Zhang Han covered his face: Two second goods, I'll go!

But at this time, Dong Zhuo had already pulled out the sword in his hand and swung it out, seeing that he was about to slash at Yuan Shao! Zhang Han saw it in his eyes, and suddenly a sentence flashed into his mind - you can't mess up history!

Zhang Han hurriedly yelled: "Slow!! ”

The audience was watching, and Yuan Shao escaped death, and the crotch of his pants was already devastated.

Zhang Han was embarrassed for a while, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Don't kill in vain!" Yuan Shuen IV, protégés and former officials all over the world; I understand very well Lord Dong's intention to establish a new emperor, but you killed Yuan Shao today, so of course his little emperor will come back to you to take revenge! I think, this emperor's thing, you can do what you like, we actually have no opinion! ”

Dong Zhuo asked, "Nima, your surname, you?" ”

Zhang Han bowed his head: "Under the seat of Liu Bei in the plain, Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang are also!" ”

On the other hand, Li Ru whispered to Dong Zhuo: "These two goods are good, seal him Yuan Shao a little official, just buy people's hearts, don't make a big move!" So the next day, he sent someone to worship Yuan Shao as the Bohai Taishou, and on the same day, he was appointed official, and on the same day, Yuan Shao was sent to the north for appointment. It's just that after this meeting, all the princes in the world know the name of Liu Bei in the plain, and the reason is that there is a person named Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang who dared to be angry with Dong Zhuo when he sat down