The 23rd Lucky Hero, the local tyrant Jin Ma said Lu Bu
Because of this emperor election conference, the princes of the world were able to meet.
"Xuande, I think it's easy to walk when you have more friends, you can ask for help if you are beaten in the future, and you can still pull others together if you bully others, how good is it?" Zhang Han hugged Xiao Liu and glanced at Liu Bei, and then continued: "For example, now, I am two people, and you are only one person, have you lost me in aura?" And in the future, I guess the two of us will become three, and you will still be alone! With that, he touched Xiao Liu's chin.
"Really?" Liu Bei asked rhetorically, only to see two monsters flash out behind him in an instant, one red and one black.
"When I didn't say, you can't just close and fly for the rest of your life, right? Don't have any other friends? Zhang Han asked.
Liu Bei sighed: "The truth is indeed like a cold statement, but going directly to someone else seems to think that my interests are too obvious, right?" Besides, there are so many princes in the world, which ones should I find? ”
I didn't want to, but at this moment, the two of them squeezed into the door, and they all clasped their fists and said, "Is Uncle Huang okay?" ”
Han Beiyu flew and looked at it, it turned out to be Liu Yan, the assassin of Youzhou, and Sun Zhan, the governor of Beiping!
Liu Bei was naturally overjoyed when he saw Liu Yan, the reason is very simple, they are all surnamed Liu, and if they chase it up for hundreds of years, they may not know who has a higher seniority. And it's also an old acquaintance, after all, I've been favored before.
"It turned out to be Yan Gong!" Liu Bei made a gesture.
In front of him, Gongsun Chan couldn't help but laugh: "Gong Yan? Eunuch? I can't tell the difference between stupid and stupid! ”
Zhang Han saw that the person who spoke was bold and uninhibited, and it turned out to be the person who was angry with Dong Zhuo during the banquet that day, so he hurriedly pulled the corner of Liu Bei's clothes as a hint to remind him to make friends. One is because Gongsun Zhan is strong, and the other is because everyone is an official in the north, so they can take care of each other if they are close.
Liu Bei comprehended, so he asked Liu Yan: "Also?" I don't know who this one is next to Yan Gong"
Guan, Zhang, and Han: "Nima, didn't you just meet at the banquet yesterday, damn, you pretend to be stupid!" ”
But Gongsun Zhan waved his hand and said with a smile: "It is said that there is a hero in the north, it is you Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, or the emperor's relative." I wonder if it's true or a rumor, but today I think it's true! ”
"Oops!" Xiao Liu screamed, it turned out that Zhang Han pushed him away and said: "That, I know that Lord Baima is very changeable, but my lord only has a few words, how can you see that the rumors are not false!" ”
Gongsun Zhan stroked his beautiful hair, walked a few steps, and couldn't help but brush it up while closing the pass. After a moment, Gongsun Zhan smiled and said: "Walking the rivers and lakes depends on a righteous word." Although Xuande saw me angry at the national thief during the banquet, and met today, he pretended to see him for the first time, I guess that Xuande Gong must think that what I did was wrong, right? Deliberately provoked me to ask questions, right? Please also advise"
Liu Bei was confused when he heard this, turned to look at Zhang Han and said softly: "Help me resist, go back to the plains, and give you a VIP card for the plains mass sales." ”
Zhang Han was extremely depressed and stupid after looking at everyone a few times and then replied: "My lord didn't want to say it directly that day, so why bother to say it today?" I'll do it for you. Lord Gongsun is not afraid of the powerful and dares to approach Dong Thief, and the world admires him! But today's situation is different, that Dong Zhuo has 200,000 Xiliang Tiger and Wolf Division, and also has 100,000 forbidden troops in Luoyang, the strength is so strong, it can be imagined! In addition, the Son of Heaven can fake the emperor's order at any time in his hand, and as soon as the emperor's order comes out, if he is obviously unmoved, he will be accused of rebellion! So at this time, it's better to keep a low profile, don't be stupid and be a bird, and be put in small shoes! ”
Gongsun Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed: "It makes sense! I didn't expect Xuande Gong's entourage to analyze the big things, and they all looked at the Tao, and they admired it! ”
Liu Bei turned around: "It's nothing, my subordinates and entourage are so smooth in their answers, not to mention my two tiger brothers!" ”
Zhang Han squinted: "Damn, brother, can you be humble?" You should be said by others! ”
I saw Guan Guan and Feifei coming forward to hug their fists.
Guan Guan - I ran away. Hate the traitor in charge, and justice will not be served! On the way to escape, you should shoot!
Feifei - I killed pigs. Hate the economic depression, business is difficult! Kill all the thieves and dogs in the world in the business field!
Gongsun Zhan looked the two up and down, and found that they were indeed extraordinary, coupled with the rumors on the rivers and lakes, this pass once entered Zhang Bao's camp alone to defeat the Yellow Turban! That Feifei is even more in front of the battle to use the stunt of "Oh-Eight-No-Silk-Tower" to kill the enemy general! instantly became even more envious of Xuande, and said: "The two generals are indeed extraordinary, Xuande Gong is so blessed!" I have been guarding Beiguan for many years, and I have been looking for good generals, and when I return to the place, I have to reorganize my troops and horses to resist foreign enemies, I don't know if I can borrow two generals for my use, and after repelling foreign enemies, I will put two generals back under the Xuande public account, what is it? ”
Zhang Han replied loudly: "Damn, aren't you obviously poaching?" No, the two generals have already fallen in love with Uncle Huang! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard two useless things say in unison: "I am willing to contribute to the country!" ”
Liu Bei is also anxious now, after all, there are a total of three generals in his hands, and if he goes two at once, how can he get the game of the plain in the future? Hurriedly said: "Two virtuous brothers, the northern tribe wanderers are ferocious and abnormal, and they can't be resisted!" I think it's better for General White to deal with it himself! ”
Guan Guan - the husband contributes to the country, why be afraid?
Feifei - a good man is determined in all directions, when I succeed in fighting the enemy with my second brother, I will definitely come to find my eldest brother!
Zhang Han thought to himself: Nima, that's not right! Why are Guan Guan and Feifei suddenly so powerful! And Feifei's tone of voice has also changed! There is no such passage in history! If the course of history is distorted from now on, won't the road behind me be completely messy? No, no, you have to find a way!
But at this time, Gongsun Chan had already left the house with Guan Guan and Feifei in his arms. Only Liu, Han, and Xiaoliu were left present, and it was extremely miserable!
Liu Yan saw that a few people had gone, how could he not know the thoughts of both sides in his heart? said to Liu Bei: "Xuande, the world is in chaos, the princes should be clean and self-conscious, do not seek to create many blessings for the country, but ask for no fault, some things cannot be forced." ”
Liu Bei lost his two younger brothers for a while, lost his mood, and sat on the chair without saying a word. Of course, Zhang Han couldn't snub Liu Yan, and wiped his butt for Liu Bei: "My lord, you have also seen it, my lord is affectionate and righteous, and the two lovers will leave their side for a while, and their emotions are agitated." Hurry up and ask the adults what they plan to do after the incident? ”
Liu Yan said: "The Yellow Turban Opera Troupe has been removed, but there are many powerful people in the north, this white horse general has recruited a lot of soldiers and horses in the name of resisting foreign races, I see that there will be changes in the north soon, in order to protect myself, I came to Beijing this time, one is forced by Dong Zhuo Yinwei, and the other is to be transferred to Xichuan." ”
I saw that Zhang Han was very excited! I couldn't help but blurt out: "I finally get it!" I wiped it, I said that Lao Tzu has played the game of the Three Kingdoms so many times, why are you Liu Yan in the north in the first era, but in the second era, your son Liu Zhang is in Chengdu! ”
Liu Yan was inexplicable for a while: "Uh, what Bing Liang said, the old man doesn't understand it?" Who was Liu Zhang you just said? As far as I know, Xichuan is currently unled! Hey, without further ado, I need to go back quickly. ”
Zhang Han knew that he had just lost his words and replied: "Stay a little longer, leave after dinner, what's the hurry?" ”
Liu Yan replied: "Oh, I don't know if it's cold, I rushed from Youzhou to Luoyang Road, picked up a swaddling baby on the side of the road in the wilderness, it was a baby boy, and I saw that it was pitiful, so I accepted it as a righteous son, and it was regarded as my own child." It's just that I'm in a hurry, and I don't even have time to name my child. Speaking of this, Liu Yan seemed to understand something: "Oh! Could it be that what Bing Leng just said was reminding the old man? ”
Zhang Han: ""
I saw Liu Yan happily walking out of the door, and he still chanted silently: "Zhang, Zhangzhan jade, good words, good words!" Liu Zhang? Ha Luha, it's called Liu Zhang! ”
Zhang Han: "I'll go, why does Nima have something to do with Lao Tzu?" If I have my share in everything in the Three Kingdoms, why don't you see a page mentioning me? Nimei's. Speaking of this, remembering that Guan Guan and Feifei had been taken away, Zhang Han hurriedly rushed out of the door and looked for the two of them. This history cannot be changed! After all, once things change, Zhang Han's own future will be unpredictable!
Just chased out the door, but saw a group of soldiers running in a hurry, Zhang Han grabbed one and asked, "What's the alarm?" ”
The soldier replied, "Lord Dong Zhuo and Lord Ding Yuan each led their troops to fight outside Luoyang City!" ”
Outside Luoyang City, the two armies faced each other, and they hit the ground running!
I saw the god of war Lu Bu wearing a golden crown, wearing a hundred flowers in a battle robe, holding Tang Qi's armor, wearing a lion barbarian treasure belt, and holding a halberd on a horse, and following Ding Yuan out to the front of the battle.
Ding Yuan glanced at the force value of Dong Zhuo's generals on the opposite side, 521, 633, 718, 320, etc., all of which were inferior, and looked back at the murderous mark on the head of his righteous son Lu Bu - 999!
In an instant, Ding Yuan's courage increased a few points, and he pointed to Dong Zhuo in the distance and scolded: "The country is unfortunate, and the eunuchs take power, so that all the people are ruined." There is no size of merit, how dare you speak presumptuously about the abolition of the establishment, and want to mess with the court! ”
Dong Zhuogang took the speech from Li Ru's hand and was about to scold back, but saw that Lu Bu on the other side had already been killed by Pegasus. Dong Zhuo hurriedly commanded the generals to go up to meet the battle, but those generals were like straws, and they were in a different place as soon as they arrived at Lu Buma! It didn't even stop Lu Bu from moving forward in search of happiness at all!
Dong Zhuobing was defeated, and hurriedly retreated more than 30 miles to the village, gathering people to discuss.
Dong Zhuo said: "Nima! I've been at the border for decades, and I've never seen such a fierce general! I love him very much, I wonder who can help me deliver some chocolates, flowers, VIP tickets or something? If you can get this person, why don't you take the world! ”
There is one person in front of the tent, it is the tiger Ben Zhonglang general Li Suye!
"Don't worry, lord. I was a fellow villager with Lu Bu, and when I was a child, I saw him defeat seven or eight children older than him. Later, they went to the village to steal chickens, and he was able to eat ten of them alone! Now that he has just passed puberty, he is strong and strong, and he is naturally brave and good at fighting! But Lu Bu was brave and unscrupulous, and forgot his righteousness for the sake of profit. I am willing to use the three-inch incorruptible chrysanthemum to lure Lu Bu to surrender, but what? ”
Dong Zhuo was overjoyed: "What do you say? ”
Su said: "100,000 taels of gold, 300,000 taels of silver, 100 catties of jade and copper, and 200 beauties"
Dong Zhuo shook his head and said, "Roll Nima, do you want so much?" Is that Lao Tzu still hairy? No, no, no! ”
Li Su saw that Dong Zhuo refused to agree, so he suggested again: "I heard that the lord has a famous horse, called Red Rabbit, who travels thousands of miles a day. If you can use this horse, add some gold beads to help him tie his heart. Lu Bu will oppose Ding Yuan and come to vote for the lord. ”
Dong Zhuo asked Li Ru: "What is this?" That red rabbit is my favorite pet, if you ride it, add the attribute of [escape will definitely succeed]! It's a valuable piece of equipment! You know! ”
Li Ru couldn't bear it anymore and replied: "Damn, do you still ask me this kind of question?" Is it okay for me to have an intelligence attribute of 995? Can you ask some difficult questions in the future? If the lord wants to break the world, what a pity! ”
So Dong Zhuo happily agreed, and even took out a red rabbit with a thousand taels of gold, dozens of pearls, a jade belt, and let Li Su set off!