He Jin was in the house with Yuan Shao, but was interrupted by the guards who entered the house. I wanted to arrest and ask for the crime, but I realized that the guards had come to report the news.

"What? He Miao accepted bribes from Zhang Rang and others? He Jin was a little angry.

After all, before the young emperor ascended the throne, He Jin really wanted to take advantage of the time to kill all the eunuchs, but his younger brother ran all day long to say some good things about the eunuchs, after all, the brothers and sisters were of the same heart, so he gave up the idea of killing. But now that he learned that he had accepted a bribe, He Jin was furious for a while.

He Jin went to find his sister Empress Dowager He, but Empress Dowager He kept repeating as if she had been poisoned: "The central official commands the forbidden province, the story of the Han family." The first emperor abandoned the world and wanted to kill the old ministers, not the Chongzong Temple. In fact, it was Zhang Rang's previous analysis that caused the Empress Dowager He to be unable to make up her mind.

He Jin returned to the mansion, drank a whole bottle of Sanlu milk and said, "The Queen Mother is not allowed to kill the eunuchs, so what can I do?" You can't hang your own sister and force it, right? ”

Yuan Shao pretended to be smart: "If the general doesn't dare, the little one is willing to take labor to hang your sister!" ”

He Jin: "Take your sister!" As an official, can you have a little IQ? Is it the lower body? I think what the girl said makes sense, after all, she just helped the young emperor, and it's really hard to kill! ”

At this moment, Yuan Shao wanted to pour tea for He Jin, but accidentally poured the tea on He Jin's hand, which made He Jin yell: "Bastard!" ”

Yuan Shao was stunned, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and said aggrievedly: "The minister really doesn't know how this teapot can be broken!" ”

He Jin suddenly felt that this teapot was for his own use, and who would dare to touch it if he didn't have an identity? But today Yuan Shao was unlucky enough to spill the water?

He Jin suddenly had a flash of inspiration, his eyes blazing at Yuan Shao and said, "Borrow a knife to kill!" ”

Yuan Shao's face blushed: "I hate it~ What weird bed tricks did the general think of again?" I'll talk about it in the evening. ”

He Jin: "Sister Ni, you J big brainless goods, I mean dealing with the ten permanent servants!" It's time to borrow a knife to kill! Just like today's teapot, it must have been deliberately made out by Cao Mengde, but unfortunately you just took over! Now, we can't deal with Zhang Rang directly, and we don't pay the following documents to order the princes of the world to send troops to Beijing to exterminate the rebellious ministers and thieves! ”

Yuan Shao hurriedly gently touched He Jin's buttocks: "The general is wise!" ”

He Jin: "Then what are you doing?" ”

Yuan Shao: "Pat yourself on the back! ”

With the help of SF Express, the payment was sent very quickly, and within a few days, it was transmitted to the plains and handed to Liu's filing table.

"Damn, this damn weather, I'm cold again." Zhang Han came to Liu Beitang dejectedly and sickly, just wanting to take a few days off.

After turning around for a long time, I didn't see anyone, but I saw two letters left on the table, and opened one:

It's cold! I took Guan Guan, Feifei, and Xiaoliu to Hi Pi, you take care of it at home! Oh, and if you're hungry, check out the kitchen. But the head chef seems to be on leave. If you're thirsty, go to the water room. But Aunt Wu, who boiled the water, went home to look for relatives. Okay, take care of yourself and be happy!

"Ni Mei! You really care about me! Dogs are eaten by your conscience! Depend on! Zhang Han put down the letter and was about to open the other one, but at this moment, a feeling of sneezing hit!

"Ahh Two yellow-green snots more than five meters long gushed out in an instant! Zhang Han had no choice, so he put the unopened letter directly on his nose and wiped it

However, he said that the former general, the Marquis of Aoxiang, and the assassin of Xiliang Shi Dong Zhuo, were defeated in the Yellow Turban War before the battle, and returned to the Kwantung military power after the revolution, and returned to Xiliang in frustration.

"Good! That's great! This kind of shit, He Jin, is so stupid as to send a document to let the princes enter Beijing! What a great opportunity! Strategist Li Ru shouted with joy.

Dong Zhuo was still struggling with the defeat of Guangzong who was killed by Liu Bei, Zhang Han and others, and he was not interested: "Good hair? Tricked me back to Luoyang, borrowed my army to eliminate the eunuchs, and then rewarded me with hundreds of girls and sent them away, do you mean hairy? ”

Li Ru touched his beard: "Say you're stupid, you immediately have a runny nose!" This Xiliang is a barren land, just a frontier, and there are many wars with the Qiang people, so the imperial court gives rich materials! Could it be that adults want to stay here for the rest of their lives? ”

Dong Zhuo leaned back and stuffed the meat on his body into the chair: "There is wine, meat, and the army, I think it's very good!" ”

Li Ru saw that Dong Zhuo was indifferent, so he hurriedly took off his shirt and spread his chest to show his chest!

Dong Zhuo saw that Li Ru was covered with whiplashes: "I'll go, the inner room is ferocious and abnormal!" ”

Li Ru burst into tears: "I miss me Li Ru, handsome and dashing, and suave, but I just stay in this bleak northwest frontier!" The meat is stinky, the water is sour, and even the women are primitive! I can't take it anymore! If you don't wake up, please take off your shirt together, and we'll make up our minds together! ”

Dong Zhuo was speechless for a while, secretly pulled off his clothes, and looked at his upper body - even more miserable than that Li Ru!

Dong Zhuo was excited for a while: "Sister N, this place where birds don't and girls are like jackals, Lao Tzu really can't stay anymore, pass on my password, take the edict to enter Beijing, and set off on a certain day!" ”

He Jin learned that Dong Zhuo was going to send the Xiliang army to the capital to exterminate the eunuchs, and he danced happily!

Cao Cao was shocked and said to He Jin: "My lord, you must not let Dong Zhuo enter Beijing!" His army of more than 200,000 tigers and wolves in the West has been guarding the frontier all the year round, and he has never touched a woman! This time I came to Jingshi, let me ask, is there still a living girl in Luoyang? If that's the case, how will our friends still play happily together in the future! ”

He Jin didn't listen, and went out of the house alone.

At this moment, a guard came to He Jin and knelt down and said, "General, your sister wants to see you!" ”

He Jin waved his hand: "I know it!" With that, he headed towards the Spring Breeze Palace.

The guard was embarrassed and shouted at He Jin: "General, it's not your sister who wants to see you!" It's your sister who wants to see you! ”

He Jin flicked his cloak: "Damn, can you make it clear?" ”

After a while, He came in to the gate of the Jiade Palace, but saw that Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others had already led troops behind him. But after all, it was He Jin who saw his sister Empress Dowager He, so Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others had to wait outside with their troops.

He Jin went straight in, and suddenly, stone slabs rose everywhere, covering the air with stone slabs in the air, and in a moment, He Jin was already locked in a closed stone house!

A faint voice sounded all around:

It's just a game, JACKY Ho, don't worry, welcome to the first season!

Next, meet the game's facilitator. (After that, the fire broke out around the stone house, and I saw a man wearing a clown mask printed on the wall) We will experience whether your courage increases through this game! If you win, you can get 1,000,000 taels of gold!

"Ni Mei! Zhang Rang, right? I hear you! He Jin scolded loudly.

"Damn, can you hear that? Is Lao Tzu pinching his nose and talking very similar to the original? After pinching the nose, it's a female voice! Zhang rang out his voice.

"Stupid, you're an incomplete product, when are you not a super girl?" He Jin scolded again.

"Damn! You dare to scold me now that your life is on the line? I've got 10,000 questions for you! If you get one wrong, I'll kill you! Listen to the first question, it's the easiest! I'm going to let you torture you a little longer! Zhang rang's voice sounded again.

"I am known as the little prince of common sense in life, and you dare to test me? Come on! He Jin replied confidently.

"Please use the Fourier function to transform [sint/t] the whole square!" Zhang Rang finished the topic slowly, but heard the sound of drawing a sword from inside the stone house, followed by "Ah! "Again!

The eunuch opened the stone house, and it turned out that He Jin had already killed himself because he was too entangled in the first question!

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao took a number of soldiers to play the Three Kingdoms at the door, and they had already played several bad decks of cards, but they couldn't come out when they saw He Jin! So Yuan Shao shouted outside the gate of the palace: "General, the nun mother called you to go home for dinner!" ”

No response for half a day.

Cao Cao frowned: "It's not good, the general has been beheaded!" ”

Yuan Shao squinted: "How do you judge?" ”

Cao Cao: "It's easy! Inexplicably, why did the Empress Dowager see the general? So it must be the conspiracy of Zhang Rang and others! They must have laid an ambush in advance, and as soon as the general entered, they would let him die an ugly death! ”

Yuan Shao: "No! No! No! You misunderstood what I meant, what I asked was, death to death, how do you know that Lu Dao was beheaded to death? ”

Cao Cao: "Is it interesting?" Hey, I said buddy, are you studying these every day when you're full? Is it exciting? ”

Yuan Shao: "Hey! Look at my temper, last time you broke the mouth of the pot and almost caused me to be dripped wax by the general, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, Niya provoked me again today? ”

At this moment, the wall threw out the head of He Jin!

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao were shocked: "I'll go, I'll really cut off my head!" ”

After that, he hurriedly led his troops into the palace, and as long as he saw the eunuchs, no matter how big or small, they would kill them. Later, Zhao Zhong, Cheng Kuang, Xia Yun, and Guo Sheng were arrested and chopped into meat paste.

For a while, the palace was in flames! The world is crumbling!

Zhang Rang, Duan Jue, Cao Jie, and Hou Lan kidnapped the young emperor Liu Wei and Chen Liuwang Liu Xie and fled!

After Yuan Shao and Cao Cao blew up all the eunuch chrysanthemums in the palace, they asked Empress Dowager He to take charge of the big event, and sent troops to pursue Zhang Rang and others to find the young emperor.

Inside the Plains City.

Liu Bei complained and shouted: "Okay, you Zhang Han, ruin my paper!" Luoyang is staging an Oscar, you don't even look at Lao Tzu! ”