In the dark night, a group of men and horses hurriedly marched. It was that Zhang Rang and Duan Jue who took the young emperor Liu Wei and Chen Liuwang Liu Xie!

"Zhang Changshi, I'm hungry!" The young emperor whispered to Zhang Rang.

When Zhang Rang heard this, he was furious: "Hungry!" How old are you? Besides, where can you eat all the food in this barren mountain and wilderness? ”

The soldiers were embarrassed and looked at Zhang Rang, who also felt that he had lost his words. After all, the person in front of him is the Son of Heaven, how can he be so rude? It's just that I've been with Emperor Han Ling for a long time, and now I've changed to a stinky child for a while, and Zhang Rang hasn't gotten used to it.

So he changed his words and said: "That, the young emperor will stay up first, stay in a safe place, and then serve the full banquet of the Manchu and Han people!" ”

After hearing this, King Chen Liu's brows furrowed, don't look at this Liu Xie, although he is young, he replied: "The emperor is ten years old, and you still treat him as a three-year-old child?" Full Han banquet? Isn't it more than a thousand years later? ”

Zhang Rang was shocked and thought: I just made up a line casually!

Liu Xie said to the civil officials around him: "But this name is really good, record it and keep it down." ”

This Chen Liuwang Liu Xie kept talking, but the young emperor Liu Wei shrank aside, although they were all children, but the clear-eyed people also knew the strength and weakness at a glance.

At this moment, only a loud voice was heard from the rear of the army: "The traitor is gone!" Where is the Son of Heaven! "It turned out that the chasing army sent by Cao Cao had followed, and the general who took the lead was named Min Gong, who was loyal and the flower of the motherland from childhood to adulthood. Now that the country is in trouble and the Son of Heaven has been robbed, of course, it is time for his chrysanthemums to bloom.

Zhang Rang saw that the chasing soldiers had arrived, how could he be an opponent with this little bit of men and horses in his hands? Simply, he committed suicide by throwing himself into the river!

Although the young emperor and King Chen Liudao knew that someone was chasing them, the situation was chaotic, and it was impossible to judge whether they were helping themselves or harming themselves, so they hid in the grass by the river and did not dare to raise their voices.

"Oops~ This grass is very tall! Pierce your ass! Liu Xie said softly to Liu Wei.

saw that Liu Wei was also being tied in the grass, but his expression seemed to be very comfortable.

"My father loved grass, so I love it too!" Liu Wei closed his eyes and enjoyed it to the extreme.

Liu Xie replied depressedly: "HeloveFK, notgrass, OK? If you are so brain-dead again, I will drag off your little JJ and say that you are Duan Jue's son!" ”

Liu Wei wondered: "Eunuchs will also have sons?" Besides, even if there is, why can't it be a normal person, it must be a person without J? ”

Liu Xiebai glanced at him - what is the birth of a horse?

Liu Wei - Ma Liu Xie - What do chickens have?

Liu Wei - Chicken Liu Xie - What is the eunuch born?

Liu Wei - eunuch? Oh! I see! My brother is erudite and talented, and I admire him!

Besides, Na Min Gong searched everywhere, but did not see the whereabouts of the emperor and king, so he went to the front army again.

Seeing that the army had dispersed, Liu Xie turned his face to look at Liu Wei, but saw that the other party's expression was painful and miserable, so he hurriedly asked, "Brother Huang, is this?" ”

Liu Wei replied: "I was secretly happy for a while, and I picked a few aquatic plants and tied them in knots to tie them up, but the bundle was too tight. Now the knot can't be untied again, and it's hard to breathe! ”

At this moment, a man on the shore heard movement at the water's edge and asked, "Who?" ”

When the emperor and the king saw that they had been noticed, they went ashore, and the passers-by asked, "Who is the son of the second young man?" ”

Liu Wei suddenly remembered his father's previous teaching-Strange Shu Li must have bad intentions when he asked, either he wanted to explode your chrysanthemum, or he wanted to explode your father's chrysanthemum, so don't answer!

So he kept silent.

Liu Xie saw that Liu Wei's face had turned green, and it was expected that the blood would not flow smoothly, if he became a vegetative person, what would be good for the big man in the future? So he pointed to Liu Wei to passers-by and said: "This is the current emperor, who was rebelled by the Ten Standing Servants and fled here." I am the emperor's brother, Chen Liuwang. ”

Passers-by listened, the corners of their mouths rose slightly, and then their right hand reached into the crotch of their pants, and after a mess, they knelt down and bowed before saying: "The minister first went to Cui Yi, the brother of Situ Cui Lie." Because he saw that the ten permanent servants were jealous of the officials, they were hidden here. ”

Liu Wei didn't believe it, and asked rhetorically: "What identity is not discussed for the time being, why do you reach into your crotch?" ”

Cui Yi replied: "Your Majesty, you are still young, and some people don't know much about their common feelings. Because he suddenly encountered the Son of Heaven and King Chen Liuwang in this wilderness, it was difficult for the ministers to believe it for a while, so he reached into his crotch and thought. As the saying goes, men - ghost animals who think nakedly! ”

Liu Wei didn't bother to pay attention to him: "Do you have anything to eat at home?" ”

Cui Yi replied: "Spicy/crispy chicken leg burger, this is our signature!" Old Beijing/Mexican chicken wrap, it took me a long time to imitate the taste of Luoyang! The Orlean Grilled Chicken Leg Burger, the Pastoral Crispy Chicken Burger, and the Cod Burger are also good! Suck on the original chicken, spicy chicken wings, Orleans grilled wings, fried chicken corn, Colonel chicken nuggets, Portuguese egg tarts, mango egg tarts, corn salad, mashed potatoes, and more! ”

Liu Wei swallowed his saliva: "Is there a McDonald's?" ”

Half a month later.

Inside the Zhang Han room in Pingyuan Mansion.

Zhang Han has been in a panic recently, training troops is not as good as Feifei, governance is not as good as Guanguan, and even fighting landlords is not Liu Bei's opponent. Time and space are incomparably empty.

"I went to eat, and every day when I woke up was eating, after eating, I was pulling, after I was pulling, I was eating, and I continued to pull after eating, and it was endless until I fell asleep. If you want a TV without a TV, if you want a computer without a computer. How did these ancients survive? ”

At that moment, there was a soft knock on the door.

Zhang Han opened the door, only to feel a fragrance sweeping through the second entry, and the hormone secretion exceeded the standard in an instant!

"I said this, Xiaoliu, what are you doing with me in the middle of the night?" Zhang Han asked.

Xiao Liu squirmed and replied shyly: "Brother Bing Liang won't invite people in?" ”

Zhang Han turned to think about it and replied, "No! Last time, you came to me in the middle of the night, only to find out that it was you who made a bet with Guan Guan and Feifei, causing Lao Tzu to lose face, such a stupid thing, I won't do it again! ”

Xiao Liu replied depressedly: "No, today, I came to you specially." Let me in, it's cold outside. ”

Zhang Han looked up and down: "I'll go, can it not be cold?" In this kind of weather, you actually came out wearing a three-point style? It's hard for anyone to believe that you are a woman from a good family! ”

Xiao Liumei smiled: "I hate it!" After saying that, he walked to the door, but I don't know if it really hit the threshold, or if it was intentional, he staggered into Zhang Han's arms!

Zhang Han knew that this was a beauty trick, and he was a righteous gentleman, how could he easily fall for it?

So, Zhang Han stabilized his body and hugged Xiaoliu

"Brother Bing Liang, in fact, people always like you! I've loved you since I first met you! Xiao Liu said coquettishly.

"yes, yes! Actually, so am I! The first time I saw you, my brother wanted to you! Bah! No! Brother wants to take care of you! Zhang Han replied with a smirk.

Xiaoliu coquettishly replied: "You are bad~ People have recently learned a trick of five-star lighting in the wild way, do you want to try it?" ”

Zhang Han couldn't stop his nosebleed for a while and suddenly asked, "Five stars?" We are connected with four hands and four feet, and we are only four stars, what is the direction of the fifth star? ”

Xiao Liu rolled on the bed: "Isn't this going to trouble my brother to explore by himself!" ”

Zhang Han hugged his fists and said: "Sister, I, Zhang Bingliang, am sorry today!" If he fails you in the future, then Liu, Guan, and Zhang will definitely not die well! I'm coming! With that, he threw himself into the bed.

Besides, Liu Bei next door was already asleep, but he was woken up by the sound of "creaking" and "creaking" in Zhang Han's room.

"I'll go! The idle brother is really a hero among people, and he is lonely like this! Isn't it just a physiological need? Why bother to find out about Feifei? It's more comfortable than Feifei, right? Then put on the quilt and prepare to go back to sleep.

But the movement next door was too big, and the ups and downs did not stop, Liu Bei couldn't bear it, got up and lit wax, and pulled out a painting from the drawer, only to see a beauty on it, and three big characters - Lin Xling below.

"Since you can't sleep, just make a noise, it's better to find the fairy sister for a while!" With that, Liu Bei took off his pants and started working.

Three hours later.

Liu Bei's face was full of tears, and he groaned miserably: "Nima, it's been so long, can you finish the cold?" Brother's skin is broken! ”

Following.

Guan Guan rushed and saw Liu Bei drying clothes, but saw blood stains on his pants! Guan Guan asked strangely: "Big brother's amount is a little big!" ”

Liu Bei replied: "Mother Dani! Bing Liang, an unrighteous goods, messed with Feifei next door all day long, and the mountains and tsunamis did not stop, how did you call me, a man of red dust, suffer? As the so-called wealth can't yin, you a D"

Guan Guan replied strangely: "But Feifei was with me all the time last night?" ”

Liu Bei squinted: "With you?" No way? ”

Guan Guan Zhengyi replied: "Absolutely, Feifei also praised me for my butt and chest muscles!" ”

Liu Bei touched his forehead: "Okay, don't say it again, what are you looking for me?" ”

Guan Guan hurriedly took out an order, only to see that it was written - good emperor of China, invite you to be a judge, and rush to Luoyang within five days.