Xiaoliu picked up the cup, the pink cup was printed on her delicate lips, like two delicate petals slightly open, she raised her head slightly, revealing a fair and delicate neck, and there were water droplets mischievously flowing down the corners of her slightly raised mouth, like transparent dew drops sliding down the stamens, forming a tempting arc.

The pink rose robe tightens Xiao Liu's upper body with a curve, the lower cover is covered with an emerald green smoke yarn loose flower skirt, the waist is tied into a big bow with gold silk soft smoke, and the sideburns hang low and obliquely inserted into the jasper and phoenix hairpins, showing a slender and demonic charm that seduces people's souls.

Zhang Han swallowed his saliva and hurriedly closed his eyes, but the cheap garbage man forcibly pulled Zhang Han's upper and lower eyelids with his nostrils. That's right, it's forced to watch the thrilling picture, and it's the kind without a trace of advertising!

The eyes are full of spring water, and the jasper dragon and phoenix hairpin is obliquely inserted on the head. The fragrant jade is tender and delicate, and the fingers are like cutting the root of the onion, such as containing Zhu Dan, and the smile is moving. The face of the spring water is like clotted fat, the white peony smoke Luo soft yarn, the white mopping smoke cage plum blossom water skirt, the body is soft smoke, and it is really a bit of a powdery and crispy and delicate taste. It looks like a Japanese woman.

No! She is definitely Takeshi Ozawa 1800 years ago!

Zhang Han hated why he didn't bring the HTC with the stuck screen when he crossed over, otherwise he would have taken a picture of this moment, and then told all the islanders around him: Did you see it? Facts have once again proved that island countries have always been the inherent territory of China! This genetic physiognomy is proof!

OH~NO！

Zhang Han is also a physically and mentally sound man, when there is such a beautiful woman scratching her head in front of him, how can he not have a physiological reaction? Even if his vision is not reached, Zhang Han has fully understood that his lower body has proudly interpreted its existence!

"Yes, yes! It worked! Little Six is capable! The cheerman looked at Zhang Han's crotch on the side and kept clapping his hands.

Your sister! You damn Lala! Lao Tzu really wanted to send you to the primitive jungle tribe of Panama, and then kindly handed you over to a matriarchal chieftain, and finally told her politely - this man wants to have a child!

Zhang Han thought so, but the reality he faced was much more cruel!

The medicine man didn't know where to pull out a pair of scissors that were sharp at a glance at the moment, impartial, and just hung above Zhang Han's crotch!

"Yo~ What else did the old fairy explain to you?" The medicine man asked calmly.

"Wooden! Wooden! Everything is wooden! Just this one "Taiping Technique"! Zhang Han burst into tears, and of course the rag that was sticking to his mouth had been removed at this time. At this moment, the kind faces of grandparents and grandparents appeared in front of them, as if to say - cold! Nothing is more important than passing on the lineage!

"Oh? So what do you mean, I'm scissors? Or is it a gentle scissor? Or is it a brutal scissor? "The medicine man continues to calm down!

Zhang Han didn't know what to say for a while, but in fact, he was thinking at the moment: Nima, if you want to cut it, why do you have to let Xiaoliu seduce Lao Tzu? Is this a pleasure or something?

Unexpectedly, Xiao Liu actually said: "With my efforts, your body has changed." In this way, Mr. Jiao's next behavior will make you feel the real sense of peeling, not the pain of skin and blood! ”

"Damn, I'm just thinking! How do you know what I'm thinking? Zhang Han shouted! After shouting, Zhang Han entered a psychological struggle again!

Xiao Liu continued: "Do you want to shout for help? Don't make that plan, I'll be one step ahead of you! Teacher Jiao taught me the method of thinking, and I have mastered it very well!"

Zhang Han couldn't believe what he heard at all: "FKYOUR's whole family is a woman! Will you deliberately feature? Ideation? Horn sensei?"

Xiaoliu just smiled, extremely shy but didn't answer! I saw that the lights and candles in the room were blown out by the Lala man

Trashman - Did you sell your pigs, your dogs, your cows, and your mother because you couldn't afford the high taxes?

Lala man - Did you sell your wife, your daughter, your conscience and your independence because you couldn't withstand years of natural disasters?

Pilled man, arise, you who do not want to be slaves, and spill our anger on those who bully us!

The garbage man squatted on the ground and sighed - no! I don't dare! I don't have the courage to do this! I'm just an illiterate plowing the land with a hoe in my hand!

Lala Man threw himself against the wall and wailed—no! I can't! I don't have what it takes to do that! I'm just a kind village woman who threads the needle!

Medicine Taste Man - There is always a distance between the ideal and the reality, but you can stop and never see the true face of the ideal! If we have the courage, we can do it! We have the power to do it! If you don't experience wind and rain, how can you see a rainbow? Even if the worst ending is a tragedy, we have at least struggled! What is Life? That's life!

Little Six - Oh! You are our Savior! You are our guide!

Garbage man - Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform! Those who know do not speak, and those who speak do not know! Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Those who believe in my religion can live forever, come and go without a trace, immortals show the way, and everything is empty! I am the Yellow Turban Taoist general Zhang Liang is also!

Lala man - color is empty, empty is color! Vientiane is dust! The fighters are all arrayed in front! The elephant is invisible, and the Tao is nameless! Calling for wind and rain, scattering beans into soldiers! I am the Yellow Turban Taoist general Zhang Bao is also!

Medicine-smelling man - the sky is dead, the yellow sky should stand! Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are dogs! Shun Tian is right, the Han fortune will end, conform to the mandate of heaven, be happy and peaceful, the year is in Jiazi, and the world is auspicious! Princes and generals, rather have a kind! For the heavens, the five elements obey orders! I am the Yellow Turban Taoist Tiangong General Zhang Jiao is also!

Little Liu-Oh~ also!

Zhang Han: ""

At this moment, Zhang Han's heart was active: I'll go! EVIL JIAO! My sister's! No wonder at the end of the Three Kingdoms, all parts of the country had to crusade against the Yellow Turban Rebellion! With this IQ, even if you become an emperor, it is a dead end! Heaven, earth, and man? My sister's, your sister's father

Tiangong General Zhang Jiao: "Boy, do you have anything to say?" ”

"Wow! It's too much for you not to participate in China's Got Talent! ”

Xiaoliu: "What are you talking about?" ”

Zhang Han: "Oh, I mean, what a big swelling ~ wonderful!" Wonderful! With the way you play, I think you can win a big victory without blood! ”

General Zhang Liang buttoned his nostrils: "Oh? Do you think it's funny? ”

Zhang Han: "What do you mean?" What do you mean I feel too? ”

Digong General Zhang Bao: "Oh, the set just now was just thought of by the eldest brother last night, and it happened to be the first time to perform today." In recent years, medicine is not good for doctors, and we have also found time to delve into some side jobs, such as singing a little song or something. The set you just saw is our new creation - the Yellow Turban Uprising! However, the eldest brother said that it is better to sing about the uprising than to really revolt, and our brothers all feel that it is a trick. ”

Zhang Han: "Did you eat too many brain fragments?" Feeling sober? You can make up some more brain water. ”

Tiangong General Zhang Jiao: "Boy, I don't speak like a local, I don't understand many rhetorical devices at all, but I can hear it, gorgeous and abnormal!" I think you're a talent, how about coming along? Oh, by the way, what do you mean by brain-dead? ”

Zhang Han: "Uh~ smart! Clever means! ”

Tiangong General Zhang Jiao: "Okay! Wow! It is worthy of being a person of insight, and I admire it below! Actually, we make tracks during the day, and at night."

Zhang Han: "Rush to make weapons? ”

Tiangong General Zhang Jiao: "Practice repertoire!" ”

Zhang Han: ""

Tiangong General Zhang Jiao: "Little brother, you have also seen it, this big man is in a bad situation in the world!" The common people can't eat enough and don't have warm clothes! Many young men don't have wives, and life is very hard! ”

Zhang Han: "This corner brother, I suggest that when you develop other downlines in the future, when you say this, can you not touch Xiaoliu's chest?" This will make others think that you are insincere. ”

Tiangong General Zhang Jiao: "The husband is informal!" Tell the truth! We got the news that you are living in the same prison as Nanhua Old Immortal! That Nanhua old immortal is a master, I asked him to go out of the mountain to help me pacify the big man, but he didn't obey. I only gave me this copy of "Taiping Demon Arts"! And after I practiced, I found that this thief old man actually tore up all the content after 200 pages! Fortunately, you are here, and now I have also got your "Taiping Technique", which just spells out the complete "Taiping Qing Lingdao", and now I have the capital to level the world! ”

Zhang Han: "Damn, "Taiping Qing Lingdao"? So what? How did your capital increase? ”

I saw a row of data above Zhang Jiao's head at this time - physical strength 59 + 40, intelligence 59 + 40, politics 59 + 40, force 59 + 40, giving the yellow turban aura!

"Damn, this is too cheating! What a! "Zhang Han really can't stand it!

"I feel like I'm getting stronger!" Digong General Zhang Bao said confidently! Zhang Han hurriedly looked at the ground and the second man!

Digong General - Physical strength 39 + 20, intelligence 39 + 20, political 39 + 20, force 39 + 20 Ren Gong General - physical strength 39 + 20, intelligence 39 + 20, political 39 + 20, force 39 + 20 "Damn, this is too!" And I really can't agree with your 99 intelligence! Even if it really works, your two little brothers plus the aura attribute will still fail all the data! Are you sure you want to take these two idiots to the battlefield, dear? Zhang Han was crazy.

Tiangong General Zhang Jiao: "Failed comprehensively? I just said it! The big husband does things informally! Of course, I really don't have much confidence in them, but according to my judgment, Nanhua Immortal is willing to teach you the secrets, and you must not be mortal! So now there are two choices in front of you - 1. Join my Yellow Turban Society, and I will crown you as a brain-dead general! 2. If you don't join my club, then Xiaoliu will continue to perform, and my scissors will continue to sag! ”

Zhang Han has never felt so humiliated! Growing so big, no one has ever dared to force themselves to do something they don't want to do! No one has ever dared to threaten themselves! I will never bow to the evil force!

"Well, then, it's settled, I'll join you! So take away your scissors, but I have the conditions - don't stop Xiaoliu's performance! ”