There will be a final ending chapter in the evening

The structure of the dragon friends in Hazy Sky Mountain is different from other websites: a bunch of dragon friends are mixed together, a guy with egg pain posts an egg pain post, and then a bunch of IDs or vests from all over the world pop up and express their opinions.

According to the rules of the jar, irrigation of 100 stickers can be upgraded to one level - this was more than ten years ago, and now the upgrade level will be increased to 500 stickers. If you're lucky and write an article to the moderator's appetite, you can get dragon crystals and refinement, and the upgrade will be much faster. But most of the dragon friends are mostly born in water dragons, and most of them don't have this kind of leisure. Only old dragons and legendary dragons will spend hours or even days coding a post of thousands of words, throwing it into the forum to deceive a boutique for dragon friends to savor.

Fourteen years ago, I slipped into the sky and became a dragon friend and became an old dragon. I wanted to deceive a moderator, but the big demon king of the village owner said that I was too bad and too hot, and I couldn't wait for those water dragons who like to stir the base.

Those water dragons have a variety of ingredients, and there are parties and factions in the dragons, which are strange. The sweet party and the salty party quarreled over whether it was better to eat sugar or salt for tofu brains, and heretics such as the spicy party and the sour party were fighting black guns from time to time while it was cold. As for the masturbation party, party, Luo Li party, mature woman party, and ladybug party, they are arguing all day long over which party is the "right way in the world". After chasing the big demon king for a few days to no avail, I also found that I was really not the material to be a moderator, and I couldn't wait for these strange-tempered uncles, so I had to lie down honestly at the foot of the hazy empty mountain, and play the role that was most suitable for my troublemaker.

Since then, I have been hiding at the foot of the empty mountain all day long, usually diving, seeing something interesting, popping up, setting a fire, and then patting my ass and leaving. Hide aside and enjoy the scene of all kinds of "anti-party" stirred up by my arson staging a group P battle on the empty mountain, and the fight is inextricable.

In this process, the big demon king of Haokong Mountain is always a "dick" who is "in control" and does not easily interfere with his chest, and the dragon friends are all "only ass-only" backgrounds, every time I set fire to my head, I always gang up to show off my ass to catch and fight. There is no peace. Only when Zhou Bofu appeared, everyone would put aside all their prejudices, form a united front, and smile at him together, so I still remember it.

Zhou Bofu is a self-proclaimed ladybug party but always encounters people who have no money in their bags. He is very tall, with a lot of bird feathers on his body, some scratches on his face, and always a blue nose, swollen face and dark circles under his eyes. Although it calls itself the Big Health Ladybug Party, it stands at the door of the Big Health Care Store every time. His purse was always empty, and he couldn't find an "old man's head".

When he speaks to people, he always says, "I'm going to do great health care", and he doesn't understand what he doesn't understand. Because his surname is Zhou and he calls himself Bo Fu Bird, everyone found a bird named "Ran" from the "Animal Encyclopedia", replaced the character of the talisman, and called him Zhou Bo Bird.

Every time Zhou Bolu appeared on the Hazy Sky Mountain. All the dragon friends who poured water and quarreled, stopped to smile at him. Some shouted, "Duck." You've got a new scar on your face! He didn't answer, and sent a post to ask Long You: "Ladies and gentlemen, do you have the latest party benefits?" ”

After posting, he put up the post himself. So someone replied to him in the post: "You must have been beaten by your wife again." ”

Zhou Bolu's eyes widened and said, "Why are you so innocent out of thin air......

"What innocence, I saw you hanging out in front of the big health store yesterday and being caught by your sister-in-law. Pumping your face with high heels. ”

Zhou Bolu's face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and he argued: "That's the pleasure of the boudoir...... Boudoir...... SM's fun, that's love, can it be considered a fight? And then there's the topic that everyone loves. What "the trellis is down", "Madame is giving me a massage" and so on. caused everyone to laugh, and the air of joy and unity was suddenly filled up and down the empty mountain.

I heard people talk about it behind their backs, Zhou Bolu was also a member of the flowers on Haokong Mountain, but unfortunately he met people who were unladylike and met Hedong Lion, so he went back more and more, and he didn't even have the money to invite a girl to eat a bowl of spicy tang. Fortunately, he knew how to code, so he wrote some dried tofu articles at the starting point to earn some pocket money to spend. It's a pity that he has another bad problem, that is, his mouth is not strict. Within a few days, the poor woman in the family learned about it, so all the manuscript fees were handed over to the "treasury", and they fell into abject poverty again. Zhou Bolu had no choice but to join the party, often turning around at the door of the big health care store, or going up to the empty mountain, looking at the welfare photos posted by the moderator, and having a good time. But in Hazy Sky Mountain, his conduct is better than that of the water dragons, that is, he never irrigates water. When the information of "great health care" was new to "tea", it was also true and timely, which attracted praise from dragon friends.

Zhou Bolu looked at the new welfare photos sent by Long You, and his dissatisfaction was alleviated, and others asked: "Zhou Bobao, have you really gone into the big health care?" ”

Zhou Bolu looked at the person who asked him, showing a disdainful look.

They then said, "Why don't you even have the bath card that Zhang Da Health gave for free?" ”

Zhou Bolu immediately showed a depressed and uneasy appearance, his face was covered with a layer of gray, and his mouth began to mumble; This time, it's all because my wife checked strictly, touching my pocket every day to check my account and so on, some things I don't understand. At this time, everyone also burst into laughter, and the forum was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

At this time, I can also go along with the tricks on Zhou Bolu, and the moderator and the big demon king will never blame. And when the moderator saw Zhou Boyu, he asked him like this every time, which made people laugh. Zhou Bolu knew that he couldn't chat with these water dragons, so he had to talk to me, a diving dragon. He once said to me, "Have you ever been in the big key?" ”、

I nodded slightly.

He said, "I've been in there...... I'll test you, the four blowing methods of the four blows in the big health care, do you know? ”

I think, is the person who will be beaten by his wife if he looks at a woman more than once, also worthy of me? And he turned back and ignored him.

Zhou Bolu waited for a long time, and said very earnestly: "I don't know, right? I'll teach you, remember! These four blows are like this, when you have the opportunity to go to the big health care in the future, don't be lazy and miss those girls. ”

I secretly thought that Lao Tzu had a VIP card in a nightclub, and he used your duck to teach me. Besides, the four blows are all old yellow calendars, and now the popular ones are rice wine blowing and ginger soup blowing, this is old-fashioned. I felt funny and impatient, and lazily replied to him: "Who wants you to teach, four blows, red rope, poisonous dragon, ice and fire two heavens, that's what it is." ”

Zhou Bolu became interested and began to communicate with me: Do you know the four blowing methods of the four blows?

The more impatient I became, I posted a post that something was offline and left. Zhou Bolu just took out a cucumber, peeled it and was about to perform live, when he saw that I was not enthusiastic, he sighed again, showing great regret.

A few times, several Taoist friends of the infrastructure construction group in Haokong Mountain heard that Zhou Bolu was coming, and they also rushed to the scene and surrounded him. He sent photos of girls secretly taken from the doors of big health stores in various places for everyone to enjoy. After reading the photos, the people of the infrastructure construction group still did not disperse, their eyes were looking at Zhou Bofu, Zhou Bofu was already panicked, stretched out his hands to protect his buttocks, and shouted: "No, no, no, not here." ”

Then he touched the bruises on his face again, shook his head and said, "This is Madame's, I can't give it to you." ”

So the group of people in the infrastructure group dispersed in laughter.

Zhou Bolu is so happy to make people happy, but without him, the empty people would live like this.

One day, about two or three days after the clean-up operation, the moderators were slowly cleaning up the forum posts. suddenly posted, "Zhou Bolu hasn't been here for a long time. He still owes me a big health update post! ”

I also think that he has not been here for a long time. A watered dragon friend said, "Why did he come?" …… He broke his knee on his knees. The moderator said, "Oh! ”

"He's still at the door of the big health care all day long. This time, I was dizzy, and I secretly withheld the half-year award fee at the end of the year and didn't pay it, and then sneaked in? Big health shop, others can go in, isn't he looking for death when he goes in? ”

"What happened?"

"How can it be? Before the clothes were taken off, the sister-in-law came out of thin air. ”

"And then?"

"What else? first wrote a defense, then tied a dog chain and paraded naked on the street and dragged home, and after being pulled home, he was beaten again, beaten for most of the night, and then forced him to kneel ants. ”

"And then?"

"Kneeling ants, you can't kneel to death or kneel to run, you have to kneel all night."

"How was it after kneeling all night?"

"How? …… Who knows? Xu is happy to have a broken knee, and his courage is gone, and now he doesn't even have the opportunity to find welfare photos in the sky. ”

The moderators didn't ask anymore and still slowly cleaned up the forum.

After the New Year, the sound of the net is getting bigger and bigger day by day, and I saw that the speed of Thunderbolt was getting slower and slower, and I was forced to use BT Genie again.

All afternoon a day, under the iron tongs of the river crabs, no dragon friend dared to send welfare photos again, and I was depressed watching old movies to enjoy it. Suddenly, there was a lot of noise on the Hazy Sky Mountain, and it turned out to be Zhou Boqi who appeared.

I stood up and looked around, and saw Zhou Bolu standing at the foot of the Hazy Sky Mountain looking at the mountain. His face was swollen like a pig's head, his eyes were only slit, and the most conspicuous thing was that he wore a pair of steel chastity pants on the lower half of his body, and a large iron lock hung from them, and only two small thumb-sized holes were opened in the front and back of the pants.

Seeing me, the duck whispered, "Is there a kessel dew?" ”

"Nope. This has to be asked for by the head of the Thief Spring. ”

I'll help find the chief,

He asked again, "Is there any lubricating oil?" ”

"Yes."

The Taoist priest handed him the cayserk and the lube.

The duck took the lube and the cork, clamped his buttocks, folded his legs, and bounced away like a rabbit.

Daoist Leader of the Thief Spring shook his head regretfully as he looked at the small hole in the steel pants with the thickness of his tail finger and the indestructible chastity pants made of Nimda alloy.

The Taoist chief said to me with drooling, "I really envy his wife." ”

Since then, we haven't seen Zhou Boyu for a long time. In the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moderator said, "Zhou Bolu still owes me a big health information post." In the Dragon Boat Festival of the second year, he said, "Zhou Boyu still owes me a big health information post!" "I didn't say it until the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I didn't see him at the end of the year.

I finally haven't seen him until now - it's probably impossible for Zhou Bolu to go to the big health store anymore.

Seek highlight, seek refinement, seek high-quality products, and seek rewards (to be continued.) )