The final chapter of the Gaiden: Tragedy and Comedy

Shot 1

Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Bolu, and I am now standing in the pirated disc market in New Kunlun, the capital of the Republic of South China, and I am playing a selfie.

I'm here to buy the film, of course, for well-known reasons, the money I bought the film is the private money I earned with the "I'm Definitely Not a Pig" opened in my secret account at the starting point, and after buying the film, I will upload the seeds to everyone for welfare, everyone just looks cool, just don't talk nonsense on the Internet.

Okay, let's stop for a moment, I'll go into this impact store and buy the disc now.

Picture Shot 2

"Hey, frog, the camera is on me, don't just shoot the long legs of the female clerk, I'm the protagonist!"

Shot 3

"Boss, is there a good movie? The kind of love action movie! ”

"Yes, just got a batch of Nordic versions, right?"

"The Nordic version? Human-beast war? It's too heavy-mouthed, even though I'm a cat, but I can't bear it! ”

"It's a shame that a few German tourists came here the other day, and they bought hundreds of Nordic copies."

"I'm not Nordic, so let's get something light."

"I also have the American version here, such as this "The Mermaid in the Sewers", "Unvocable" and this "The Secret History of Morgan", which taste very good, and there is also a plot."

"I'll look at this cover, well, the wave is so big, it can't be silicone, right?"

A voice next to him: "Of course it's a silicone saline bag, you still want it to be real when it's so big?" ”

The boss's shot: "It seems that you like pure natural, I have good goods here, and the newly shot one is the famous people's artist of Lanfang, the king of selfies, and Wang Sanri just produced it." ”

"Wang Sanri? It was the one who went to Bulgaria to buy tanks. To Latvia smuggling hairy girls, taking selfies and breaking (crabs) for seven beautiful Yanmar girls at the same time, the winner of God's life, the king who should be burned a hundred times and then fed to the dogs? ”

"Yes. It's him, he has a new film to produce! Ten Chinese dollars a piece! This time, the protagonists are a mother and daughter! ”

"Sure enough, it's a beast! So expensive? ”

"There's no way, the top is strictly checked, and if you catch it, you have to go in!"

"Yes, I bought it! It's so dark! My cigarette money for three days! ”

Half an hour later.

Betta live broadcast room

Shot 4

Barrage:

Tiger according to the balcony Zhou Bolu: Hello everyone, I am Zhou Bolu, the winner in life! -, which one of the immoral ones used the name change card to secretly change my name.

Netizen Wang Qinian: Brother Bao, good!

Netizen Lin Shenhe: Hello everyone, I'm sister-in-law!

Tiger according to the balcony Zhou Boyu: Don't pretend that my wife screams, I'm scared to death.

Netizen Little White Wolf: Brother Ao, I secretly went to buy wool films again, you are so **, does Sister-in-law know about it?

Tiger according to Zhou Boyu on the balcony: Don't mention the name again, and I won't show you a new movie if I mention it again.

Netizens: Okay. Don't make trouble, Brother Bao provides benefits to everyone, it's not easy, don't hack him.

Tiger according to the balcony Zhou Boyu: I'm starting to show films, first show "The Mermaid in the Sewers" or show Wang Sanri's small movie?

Netizen barrage:

Netizen A: I want a small movie!

Netizen B: The taste of American films has become more and more heavy recently, and there is a tendency to change to German flavor. We are not Germans, we can't stand it.

Netizen C: The British also have a strong taste, and I heard that Australia recently opened a sheep girl branch there.

Netizen D: Don't talk nonsense, we want to watch Wang Laoshi's little movie.

Tiger according to the balcony Zhou Boyu: Let's play Wang Laoshi's small movie first.

Shot 5:

Opening: A man in blue overalls with a dirty yellow-white sweat towel around his neck. The lewd man with a scruffy beard and a Zorro blindfold is smiling at the camera** (crab) with a bed behind him. On the bed, they are half-lying and half-sitting, wrapped in a white towel and covering the ** beautiful girl on their body, all of them have red eyes, and some strange red substances can be seen on the white towel they cover their bodies.

In the background, you can hear the buzzing of flies.

After giving a close-up shot of this group of beautiful girls, two big characters were typed on the right side of the picture, "stinky (crab)". There is also a row of small words on the side: Wang Sanri selfie series

This is the unique opening opening of the art film taken by the people's artist Wang Sanri, and it has long been a familiar shot for silver people from all over the world.

The beginning of the picture is a group of meat selling shots of street girls who can be seen everywhere on the streets of Latvia against the background of the music of the Soviet anthem "Unbreakable Union".

The footage then follows the movement of the person carrying the camera into a local underground nightclub.

In the nightclub, a special high head was repaired, and under the illumination of high-power magnesium lights, a fat-headed, big-eared, and evil host dragged a beautiful girl dressed in a three-point style onto the stage, and introduced the audience to the stage one by one and marked the price. Sometimes, according to the requirements of buyers, the girls' clothes are taken off on the spot for everyone to inspect on the spot.

In addition to the on-the-spot inspection, he also took out the inspection certificate of the local hospital, in addition to the physical health report, no gynecological disease certificate, virginity certificate, there is also a "pure natural, non-plastic surgery" certificate, a lot of supporting documents, extremely dedicated.

The audience knows that this is the world-famous "green environmental protection" industrial chain that emerged after Latvia announced its independence from the Soviet Union in 2010: human trafficking.

In the selfie shot of Wang Sanri, you can see that from time to time someone holds up a sign on the side and reports the price, and then the person with the highest bid directly picks up the goods on the spot to buy the "goods" on the stage.

And the scene of the transaction scene of Wang Sanri's selfie, there are even buyers who are "sexually" anxious, and after buying the goods, they will knock down the goods in the personal private room on the spot, so that in the picture, from time to time, there are painful screams of "goods" and the sound of vicious buyers beating and scolding.

The auction lasted for 30 minutes, and the finale scene was a pair of beautiful blonde mother and daughter, and then Wang Sanri, the winner of life who made countless netizens hate and itch, raised his cards more than ten times in a row on the field and bought the mother and daughter at a price of 150,000 yuan.

After buying the goods, Wang Sanri, who was still a festival Wang Sanri, started a conversation with the mother and daughter, and the other party told him that they were a happy family before Latvia declared its independence from the Soviet Union five years ago, and that the mother's husband was originally an engineer at a local factory. It is also a high-income family in the local area, and they live a very happy life. However, five years ago, Latvia's opposition party, the Minshuo Party, came out and liked the people to march in the streets to protest and demand independence from the Soviet Union. Everything has changed.

I thought that Moscow would turn its face, and there were even rumors that the Soviet Red Army would enter Latvia at any time to suppress it, but all fears did not materialize.

The "Emperor Taishang" of the CPSU. Master Katyusha spoke.

"The socialist movement all over the world needs a negative example to tell the people who love the new and hate the old what hell is. Since there are people who like to go to hell, let them go. ”

Latvia got its wish to secede from the Soviet Union, and the Communist Party became an "illegal" organization.

Then the Latvian Democratic Party, like the Bulgarian Democratic Party, came to power as it wished.

Then, there is a feast of the new magnates happily dividing up state assets after the change of color, and the old currency becomes papyrus.

The new oligarchs, the new magnates, the new capitalists go to heaven, and the common working class goes to hell.

Five hellish years have arrived.

Latvia, like Bulgaria to the south, which also landed the red flag, has become the most famous women's branch in Europe. It's not just the Republic of Lanhua in Asia. Even the Soviet Union in the east, Germany in the west, and those silver people in the people shouted the slogans of "to" Laxiu "and "Warranty "Go to the Female Ticket Woman".

In the past two years, relying on the "skin economy", Latvia and Bulgaria have gained another kind of "economic prosperity", slowly climbing from the eighteenth floor of hell to about the fourteenth or tenth. And the "new product" of these two countries after the "color leather (crab) life", a heavy-tasting love action movie. It has also greatly enriched the inventory of the entertainment industry, and has caused a serious market impact on the same type of industry in the United States.

However, the local people definitely don't like such an outcome.

The mother and daughter who were auctioned. is also the lover of this disaster, the pillar of their family, the male owner fell seriously ill and had no money for treatment, so he was forced to put himself on the "human flesh market", and then met the "kind" buyer Wang Sanri.

In the footage. After Wang Sanri inquired about the situation, he "kindly" drove them in a luxurious BMW to the mother and daughter's residence.

Young man, do you think what will happen next will be the healing plot of Wang Sanri's great sacrifice of good wealth and saving the mother and daughter from fire and water?

You're so sweet, boy.

What happened next, just look at the barrage and you'll understand

Netizen Wang Qinian: Sure enough, as I guessed, the handcuffs were taken out, this Wang Sanri is too beastly!

Netizen Lin Shenhe: Husband's former offender? And sure enough, it was!

Netizen Qin Yousheng: It's fake, right?

Netizen Little White Wolf: I can't stand it anymore, it's too miserable, it's too miserable, it must be acting, it must be acting, I have to say it a hundred times......

Netizen Xibei Cat: Little white wolf, you dare to watch this kind of film, give me home and kneel on the washboard

The picture is stuck

Tiger according to the balcony Zhou Boyu: Hello everyone, I'm sister-in-law, I'm back! The one in our family is kneeling now, and the computer is now in my hands.

The bottom of the barrage shows: Tiger according to the balcony Zhou Bolu has changed his name to sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law: Our one went to Nanhua to play this time, and secretly kept private money to buy films, it's really getting heavier and heavier, well, I'll use the means on this piece to deal with him today, I take the initiative!

Netizen's Heart Dragon City Flying General: Sister-in-law is mighty!

Netizen Lin Shenhe: Sister-in-law, take my knees!

Netizen Xibei Cat: Sister-in-law, when you beat Zhou Bobao, can you give a live broadcast? I want to observe and learn, my little white wolf needs education.

Sister-in-law: You guys! ...... Well, I'll show you another film that my family bought, the American version of "The Sewer Mermaid"

Five minutes later, the men were vomiting in the toilet.

On the other side, in a high-end villa in Xinkunlun, Wang Xinping, director of the Lanhua Intelligence Bureau, was standing respectfully at a desk, reporting to the person sitting behind the desk.

"This is the number of downloads of this year's "Stinky 2015", there are 200 million downloads in China, more than 30 million downloads in Europe, and the Soviet Union has not yet handed it over. The download numbers for The Sewer Mermaid are not high, but it's now a hot topic on the Internet. ”

The "Mermaid in the Sewers", which can make people vomit, is a film noir that reflects the smuggling of organs in the United States, and the whole movie has no light.

"Good!"

The man at the square table, after glancing at the data, continued to browse through an email from the Soviet Union. The content of the e-mail was a so-called "Latvian National Liberation Party", formerly known as the Latin American Communist Party, who pleaded with Moscow to send troops into Latvia to "liberate" the suffering people there. A similar report was sent to Moscow by Bulgaria.

The man at the table knew that her daughter would not agree to the Soviet Red Army sending troops to do such a shameless thing as "invading" other countries. She would only call the soldiers of the Soviet Red Army, bring caviar, canned food, vodka and other specialties, enter Latvia and Bulgaria as tourists, and at the same time rescue the locals who are suffering from hunger, and by the way, use her strong body to fill the "emptiness" of the bodies of their wives and daughters. Germany to the west and Lanfang to Asia, and even some of the "people who got rich first" in China to the north, are doing the same. The new middle repair, the new Soviet repair, and the new German repair all use the way of "pulling repair" and "guaranteeing" to cross the river by touching the way of going too fast, telling the people what will happen after changing color.

"We're not going to save these two countries, by the way, there's good news, in Europe, a third fool country is being born, and soon we will get a source of romantic action movies from Romania to enrich the people's spare time. The people sometimes, really stupid! It is their instinct to like the new and hate the old, and to forget the pain when the scar is good, and with the lessons of these two countries, they still don't understand. Simple preaching, telling them the truth, is very ineffective. We need more people to fall into hell and bear this pain for us! Then make their bloody human tragedy, which is worse than death, into a comedy that everyone "likes to see", so that the people can understand what will happen after the change of the sky while being happy. ”

Lin Han said, put down the mouse, and then stroked the two blonde heads under the desk with both hands left and right, Wang Xinping retreated and closed the door.

Only a few people in the world know that the "Wang Sanri" who made a bunch of classic selfie movies is the man in front of the stage, all the stories are real people and real things that happened in reality, and everything is not acting. And the two heroines of that movie are now under the desk.

They did fall into hell at one time, but they were lucky enough to be pulled out of hell by the merciful "sir". (To be continued.) )

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