Chapter 4 Pig Eight Guards Seed Grass and Beautiful Village Aunts Offer Tenderness

In the second section, the eight precepts kissed Chang'e - hammered

Zhu Bajie and the village aunt After this love bath, both sides enjoyed the joy of QQ! After Zhu Bajie and the village girl put on their clothes, they held hands and walked towards the spring water gushing outlet.

The village girl said softly in her sweet mezzo-soprano, "Master, this time you should tell me the secret recipe for giving birth to a boy!" ”

Zhu Bajie is still Shen Qing in the romance just now, her voice is so sweet and beautiful, her hands are so white and tender, her figure is so gentle and soft, she is really the best among beauties. The hardships on the way to the west with the master to learn scriptures, today's Yanfu can be regarded as compensating for the 、、、、、、 value! Immortals are alive, don't they just want to be happy!

Zhu Bajie has the secret of giving birth to a boy, he just wants to kiss the village girl for a while, and he can't get it back. Cha Ban! Zhu Bajie is indeed a master. He said to the village girl: "This is a true violation of heaven's rules, and it can only be understood, not spoken." You and I go to the front of the spring group and watch my transformation demonstration, you can understand it! ”

Zhu Bajie and the village aunt stood shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand, and walked towards the spring group of white mist with affection.

Zhu Bajie took the hand of the village girl, and suddenly regained the feeling of courting Fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace by being drunk and heroic. remembered that at the Queen Mother's Yaochi Pan Peach Meeting, Zhu Bajie sighed, wine strengthens the hero's courage, and the heart of the fierce man is confused. In that year, Zhu Bajie was named the marshal of Tianpeng in charge of the water god by the Jade Emperor. The official luck is prosperous, and the spirit is refreshing, and the drunkenness is too cowardly. Zhu Bajie recently heard that there was a stunning goddess Chang'e stationed in Guanghan Palace, and with the strength of wine, he broke into Guanghan Palace. Although Chang'e is Hou Yi's wife in the mortal world. But she was born beautiful, because she took an extra pill of the elixir given to her husband and wife by the queen mother and became an immortal, the beautiful and elegant girl figure, the beautiful, noble, and coquettish young woman form has already swept the heavens.

Chang'e had just returned to the palace after attending the peach banquet that day, and she was panicked when she saw Zhu Bajie suddenly break into the door. Because she was born with a pair of bright eyes, a pink-faced peach blossom face, a thin white and tender neck, a towering chest, a slender figure, and her panicked expression, in the eyes of Zhu Bajie, she has become an unparalleled "good thing". Zhu Bajie was stunned by Chang'e's gorgeous beauty. He was spewing a mouth full of wine, with a pair of big eyes that were confused, and his face was flushed and fluttering, standing in front of Chang'e in a daze.

"Marshal, why do you look at me like this!" Chang'e said in her sweet mezzo-soprano.

Chang'e's pleasant voice, like a stimulant, made Zhu Bajie's male hormones that were originally stimulated by alcohol quickly activated. Zhu Bajie couldn't control himself and completely lost his self-control. Zhu Bajie strode up and wanted to hug Chang'e for pleasure.

Seeing the situation, Chang'e dodged to the side, and said softly: "Marshal, why did you drink so much wine today!" ”

"Chang'e, you are the lover of my dreams. Let's be husband and wife! Zhu Bajie spoke quickly, and after speaking, he threw himself at Chang'e.

Seeing this, Chang'e was convinced that Zhu Bajie was completely drunk. Chang'e thought to herself, if you want to marry me, why can't you be in such a hurry! What's more, now is the blue sky and the white sun, and the gods are many immortals, what kind of system.

Chang'e dodged and said, "Marshal, you talk about wine. I am a little god who has left her husband and become an immortal, how can I be worthy of you, the generalissimo who is proud of the spring breeze! Chang'e's voice made Zhu Bajie's male hormones more and more unbearable.

"What marshal is not marshal, today I want to eat you!" Zhu Bajie was enraged by Chang'e's dodge. He first made a gesture of reaching out to the left to hug him, and immediately changed his body to Lu You, hugging Chang'e who was dodging to Lu You. Zhu Bajie hugged Chang'e, lowered his head and kissed Chang'e wildly with his mouth. Chang'e was originally a person who came over and was familiar with the affairs of men and women. Since Chengxian ascended to heaven and settled in Guanghan Palace, a lot of thoughts have been added to the loneliness. She misses the days with her husband so much. How wonderful is the love between men and women. Chang'e has been away from men for too long, and she longs for his love. Chang'e was hugged and kissed by Zhu Bajie, a fierce man, and her heart was like a fire that ignited her blood. Her original fear had now been burned to ashes by this fire. Chang'e was paralyzed in Zhu Bajie's strong doubles, enjoying Zhu Bajie's hugs and kisses!

Mouth-to-mouth kisses between men and women are also diverse in the human world. There are affectionate kisses. Such as the kiss between mother and child, and the kiss between milk and grandchild. There is a friendly kiss. For example, between brothers and sisters, between uncles and aunts, children - cousins and sisters. In both cases, the kiss is a superficial mouth-to-mouth contact. The longing mouth-to-mouth touch is the exchange and collision of love and heart between men and women! This kind of kiss can make a spark!

Zhu Bajie and Chang'e entered the fairy world from the mortal world and then to the divine court, the kiss of this couple is ingenious, and they have truly entered the realm of gods! Zhu Bajie's heart is not pure, he is young and vigorous, and his blood is strong, and for the first time, he used his mouth to seal the mouth of the opposite sex, and sealed Chang'e's small mouth tightly. Zhu Bajie's hands were easily wrapped around Chang'e's slender waist. Chang'e has been Yi's wife for a few years, and the love between men and women is the god of the past. She felt from Zhu Bajie's stupid kiss that Zhu Bajie was a virgin, but his kiss to her was sincere. At this time, Chang'e has entered a state of longing for kissing. Her hands were tightly clasped into the muscles of Zhu Bajie's back, her small mouth opened slightly, stretched out her warm tongue, probed into Zhu Bajie's mouth, and clicked and electrocuted with Zhu Bajie's tongue.

Zhu Bajie has never experienced tongue discharge between men and women. He was softly clicked by Chang'e's tongue, panting and hugging Chang'e, standing motionless with his feet and enjoying Chang'e's longing-style "tongue electricity" kiss! Zhu Bajie and Chang'e entered the divine realm with a longing kiss, completely forgetting the existence of time. Zhu Bajie was later demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor, and he was aggrieved for the rest of his life. I just kissed Chang'e deeply at that time, can I be punished with death!

Zhu Bajie and Chang'e, a couple in the divine realm, are enjoying the joy of love unwillingly, indulging in the bathing of love, forgetting that this day's peach will be under the eyes of heaven.

Chang'e's beautiful figure, after coming to the Guanghan Palace, was like a blooming flower, fragrant fragrance, drunk with many male immortals in the heavenly court. Many male immortals are not pure-hearted, and some clearly show their love to Chang'e; Some secretly sent autumn waves to Chang'e. Heavenly Court picket Wang Lingguan is a person who has expressed his love to Chang'e many times! He relied on the official authority of being a picket to make a small report in front of the Jade Emperor, and on the grounds of understanding Chang'e's experience and marriage history before becoming an immortal and ascending to heaven, he took the opportunity to sexually harass Chang'e many times. Since Chang'e gave the queen mother to her husband Hou Yi and herself to take one pill of elixir each to swallow and ascend to heaven alone, she has always felt guilty about her husband Hou Yi in her heart. When I first entered the Guanghan Palace, all I was worried about was Hou Yi. The courtship of the male immortals in the heavenly court is all in a cold form, rejecting and offending the multi-way gods in the heavenly court who like to seek flowers and ask willows. Among them is the picket leader Wang Lingguan! Wang Lingguan saw Marshal Tianpeng break into the Guanghan Palace with wine that day, and his heart was violent. Later, seeing Chang'e and Zhu Bajie hugging and kissing mouth to mouth for a long time, Wang Lingguan's vinegar fire suddenly burned to the top of his brain, and he couldn't wait to chop Bajie to death with a knife!

"How can this divine flower of Heavenly Court allow him to pick it first!" Wang Lingguan came to the Jade Emperor as quickly as possible.

"Your Majesty, Chang'e and Marshal Tianpeng are cheating in Guanghan Palace!" Wang Lingguan said to the Jade Emperor breathlessly.

"The blue sky and the white sun, everyone is watching, men and women cheating, what kind of system!" Jade Emperor Long Yan was furious! Immediately ordered to send troops to arrest Marshal Tianpeng!

Because the heavenly court picket Wang Lingguan found out that Zhu Bajie and Chang'e had been hugging and kissing for a long time in the Guangyan Cold Palace, he reported to the Jade Emperor in time, and the Jade Emperor sent troops to surround the Guanghan Palace. Zhu Bajie was caught and raped and escorted to Lingxiao to see the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor wanted to execute Zhu Bajie according to the law, thanks to the intercession of Li Changgeng, the Tai Platinum Star, and the heavy punishment of 2,000 hammers and then degraded to Fuling Mountain in the mortal realm. Later, Guanyin Bodhisattva enlightened him and taught him to go to the west with Tang Seng to learn scriptures, and to redeem his merits and achieve positive results. When Zhu Bajie was waiting for the master in the mortal world, he first poured the ballast door to be the husband of the second sister of the Yunzhan Cave for a year, and then married Gao Cuilan, the third daughter of Gao Laozhuang and Gao Taigong, for three years. At this time, Zhu Bajie was already a genuine married man. That's a story for later, so let's leave it at that.

Zhu Bajie took the hand of the village girl, and naturally hummed the song "I'm with You" that year was dedicated to Gao Cuilan in Gao Laozhuang:

The road of love is thousands of miles,

We fell in love and walked over.

Don't hesitate, don't be arrogant,

I'm with you.

The mountains are in the clouds,

Be brave enough to climb over.

Storms on the sea,

As long as you don't get discouraged and don't get discouraged.

When we are in trouble, we should encourage each other,

There is joy for both of us to cherish.

Make life extraordinarily beautiful,

There are only me and you on the road of love.

Zhu Bajie hummed a small song, and changed the lyrics of the last two sentences very naturally:

There is joy for both of us to cherish.

There are only me and you on the road of love,

I am also fearless when it comes to ten thousand hammers.

Zhu Bajie sang a love song, took the hand of the village girl, and came to the Meitang Spring Group together. Zhu Bajie asked the village girl to stand next to the largest spring, walked to a place about ten meters away from the village girl, turned to the village girl and said: Do you want to have a boy! In the future, when you are just pregnant with a child, you will have in mind what a boy will look like; Eat more "dolls" of animals with "parts" of male hormones. For example, the "ball egg" of the rooster (referring to the testicles), the bull whip; Sika deer whip and other 、、、、、、 alas! Anyway, watch me transform into a demonstration. After speaking, Zhu Bajie first turned into a tall, big, red and flowery rooster.

When the village girl saw that the master suddenly turned into a big rooster, she was surprised and delighted, clapped her hands constantly, and said with a smile: Elephant! Elephant! True!

Zhu Bajie saw that the village girl was happy, shook his body two or three times, and suddenly turned into a male donkey again.

Zhu Bajie saw that the village girl was happy, shook his body two or three times, and suddenly turned into a male donkey again.

The village girl has seen cows and horses, but never seen a donkey. She saw that the master had turned into a small and short horse, but there was an extra "leg" behind it! So he raised his voice and said: No, no! How can a horse have five "legs"!

Hearing the village aunt say this, Zhu Bajie laughed secretly in his heart. The donkey is a small animal, although it is not tall and the body is not big, but the male genitalia are special thick and long, and it looks like an extra "leg" from a distance!

Zhu Bajie didn't answer, thinking only that this time he was going to become a big male rhinoceros.

The village girl was still laughing, and when Zhu Bajie was showing the village girl standing next to the spring, the male rhinoceros was changed, and Sun Wukong had repaired the civilization bridge, and a catty bucket overturned over the nunnery. Sun Wukong looked down in the air, and Zhu Bajie was flirting with a village girl. (Interspersed: Bailongma had just taught the villagers of Zhushan Courtyard the art of brewing at this time, and on the way back to the Xianren Mountain Nunnery, he happened to see Zhu Bajie flirting with the village girl.) At that time, the white dragon horse stepped on the ground hard, and sighed in his mouth: Bajie, Bajie, why can't you change your bad habit of coveting women! The white dragon horse stomped on the ground hard, leaving a deep cry mark immediately). Sun Wukong looked at the village girl again, and couldn't help but shout: "Fairy Chang'e, why did you come to this beautiful Meitang (Jiangnan)." ”

The village girl heard Sun Wukong call her Chang'e, turned sideways and looked up at Sun Wukong and smiled silently. Zhu Bajie heard Sun Wukong call the village aunt Chang'e, and at that time, he was transforming into a rhinoceros incarnation, and his eyes immediately tripled. The facial expressions are intricate, with surprises and delights. When Zhu Bajie and Chang'e were each fixed in this shape, a lightning bolt suddenly came from the sky, and they (she) were shaped into stone elephants (equivalent to modern photography). After the lightning flashed, they returned to their original forms. Therefore, next to the spring group at the foot of Xianren Mountain, a group of stone statues of "rhinoceros appreciation" was added.

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong rushed to Chang'e's side almost at the same time. Zhu Bajie was a little embarrassed, but just opened his eyes and smirked. Sun Wukong was anxious, and when he opened his mouth, he asked Chang'e two questions.

Read on to find out what happens next、、、、、、