[[[CP|W:28|H:30|A:R|U:http://file1.biquge.info/chapters/20137/24/2650170635102538876486250684057.jpg]]]] Tianzigang (Journey to the West)

Xiao Zhai Xiao enlisted

Chapter 4 Pig Eight Guards Seed Grass and Beautiful Village Aunts Offer Tenderness

The first section of the eight precepts bubble village aunt - God blows

It is said that Zhu Wuneng and his senior brother Sun Wukong and younger brother Sha Wujing followed their master Tang Seng - Chen Xuanzang to the west to learn scriptures, and on a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, they suddenly encountered a powerful tornado, which blew their master and apprentice and their horses to the wild dog rock mountain in Meitang Village, Qiyang County (now Qidong County), which is under the jurisdiction of Yongzhou Prefecture in Jiangnan, and spent the night in the nunnery on the red rock opposite. The next day, they left the place with men and horses. Although it was only half an afternoon and half a night, their masters and apprentices each left "holy relics" and many little-known stories for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land here.

After the Tang monks and apprentices left, the locals renamed Wild Dog Rock Mountain as Xianren Mountain. Meitang Mountain is beautiful, and the Tang monks and apprentices come here to visit, the mountains and rivers here are stained with fairy energy everywhere, and it has become a feng shui treasure and a tourist holy place for the earth spirits. Today's Meitang landscape - Xianren Mountain and Tianzigang, attract tourists from all over the world to come here all year round to watch the fairy scenery, drink holy water, and eat delicious food that prolongs life (such as bighead carp, catfish, eel, loach, trout, longevity fish, prince fish, soft-shelled turtle, Xianglian copper snail, Xianglian iron snail, field chicken, native chicken, pheasant, etc.).

The "Longmen Array" of Tianzigang, the earth-shaking stone dam carved on the red rock, makes you still brave to "fight" and "fight" more than 600 years later; "The bottom well" belongs to the source of the cracks in the earth's plate, the only source (well) in the world, and it has a longevity of a hundred years; Meitang smoke and rain - the spring group is famous in ancient and modern times at home and abroad; Rhino beauty - the stone statue is lifelike, although it is submerged by the water of the reservoir, but after the reservoir is released, you will be lucky enough to see it and will definitely linger; The chessboard on which Tang Seng of Xianrentai plays chess, as long as you touch it with your hands, there will be immortal qi possessed immediately, and your IQ will increase thousands of times; There is also a water conservancy project made of red rocks that is earlier than Dujiangyan - Xinpiyan; In addition, the ruins of "Civilization Bridge", "Nunnery" and "Archway of the Virgin" 、、、、、、 visit the Meitang landscape, which is a kind of feeling of entering the fairy scene, which is more refreshing than seeing the scenery of Guilin, and the artistic conception is more leisurely、、、、、、

It is said that Zhu Wuneng - Zhu Bajie, that day came to a place called Wild Dog Rock Mountain and later called Xianren Mountain in a daze. The sunshine in the afternoon made Zhu Bajie see the beautiful scenery of the beautiful mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River, and he was in a very refreshing mood at that time. Zhu Bajie loves beauty and aesthetics, and when he sees the beautiful scenery, he spontaneously emits a feeling of food beauty from his heart. Especially when he sees beautiful women, he always wants to take a second look; Or have a conversation with a beautiful woman; Or thinking about 、、、、、、 with beautiful women, giving people a feeling that they can't walk when they see beautiful women, and they are naturally lustful.

Zhu Bajie walked to a place about 200 meters west of Xianren Mountain, and suddenly saw a village girl walking towards him. The village girl is in her 20s, with delicate eyebrows, a tall figure, and "three measurements" in place. A typical southern beauty, she is really beautiful.

Zhu Bajie thought to himself, no wonder the heavens and the world say that Su (Zhou) and Hangzhou (Zhou) produce beautiful women, and Jiangnan women are the most affectionate. The fairy Chang'e I saw in the heavenly court is as beautiful as this village girl! I have a big mouth, big ears, big head and big belly, if I let a beautiful woman see it, wouldn't it scare my guts. I need a quick plastic surgery, and I can't let the village girl see my face like this. With a little effort, Zhu Bajie turned into a beautiful man in Taoist clothes, staring blankly and thinking about the village girl who was walking towards him.

Zhu Bajie looked at it and thought, when the village girl was only one meter away from him, Zhu Bajie stood frozen on the ground, and his head, eyes, feet and other parts did not move where they should be.

"Master, what are you thinking?" The village girl took the initiative to greet Zhu Bajie.

"Uh-ahh、、、、、、h Zhu Bajie took a long time to come to his senses, and looked at the village girl with lustful eyes.

The village aunt saw that Zhu Bajie, who was dressed as a Taoist priest, was a beautiful man, and was already fascinated by her beauty, not only did she not turn her head to avoid it, but looked at him with her eyes in a daze. The village girl didn't say a word, only covered her mouth with her right hand and smiled. Zhu Bajie, an amorous son, was embarrassed to be seen by a village girl in the south today.

The village aunt said: "I have been married for five years, and my in-laws want to hold their grandson. I went to the nunnery to ask for a cub. I heard that a few monks from afar came to the nunnery today, and the presiding monk master accompanied the monks to the wild dog rock mountain to watch the scenery, so I looked for it all the way. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "This lady, you came here today. The four of us have just arrived here. You want to give birth to cubs, this old pig is very good. ”

Zhu Bajie wanted to talk to this village girl for a while, so he pointed to the hills in front of him and said: "This lady, I know that there is a kind of herb that is "grass is not called grass, but firewood is grass". If you can pick this herb and decoction it with the water of this "bottom well". It only takes three months to ensure that you are pregnant with a baby. (The real name is camphor firewood, which is a traditional Chinese medicine that blindly reduces inflammation, detoxification, and dissolves blood stasis.) There is no effect on making women pregnant at all, it is purely the eight precepts of Meng'e, and female readers must not be fooled. ）

"This master, is there really any herb in the world that can make a woman conceive a child?" The village girl didn't believe Zhu Bajie a little.

Zhu Bajie secretly used the law to make a few "spawning grasses" grow in the mountains in front of him. He turned to the village girl and said, "You have a feng shui treasure here, and there is this kind of grass everywhere in the front field. After speaking, Zhu Bajie took the village girl's hand, led the village girl to the hilly land for a distance of about 100 meters, and pulled a few "farrowing grass" to teach the village girl to know. Later, the locals called this hilly area "Maternity Ping". (Photographs in this chapter are proof)

The village girl took the "farrowing grass" and looked at it repeatedly, and still had doubts about the "farrowing grass" that Zhu Bajie said. ("Farrowing grass" was fed to sows before the seventies of the last century.) Sows who eat this "farrowing grass" can indeed give birth to a lot of piglets! With the popularization and abuse of herbicides and other pesticides, the rural environment has been deteriorating, and now this farrowing grass has become extinct. ）

Zhu Bajie saw that the village aunt was suspicious, and in order to please the village girl, Zhu Bajie hurriedly said to the village girl: "This grass will definitely make you conceive a child." I also know the secret recipe for giving birth to a boy or a girl. ”

The village girl said, "Just ask the master to tell me all these secret recipes!" I really want to have a boy, my father-in-law is the eighth generation of single lineage. ”

Zhu Bajie thought to himself: I don't dare to do this. If you tell you the secret recipe, and then you tell others, everyone on the earth gives birth to boys, and human beings will lose their ecological balance. So Zhu Bajie said to the village girl: This is a violation of heaven, and I won't tell you easily.

"How do you want to tell me!" The village girl hooked Zhu Bajie with her eyes and taught her the secret recipe for giving birth to a boy.

Zhu Bajie said: Unless the lady kisses me.

The village girl said, "You close your eyes. I'm a married woman now, so I can only kiss you. You can't have any other thoughts. ”

Zhu Bajie thought to himself, if the beauty can kiss me, I will be satisfied! Back then, I was a dignified Marshal Tianpeng virgin, courting Chang'e with the strength of wine. At that time, he received a deep "divine kiss" with Chang'e, but he was denounced by Wang Lingguan and was degraded by the Jade Emperor to the mortal world and reincarnated into a pig-like human body Immortal Monster! Now that I am also a husband with a wife, if there is any more "deviant" behavior, let my wife know the truth, and I have to be "castrated". Zhu Bajie obediently closed his eyes and waited for the village girl's kiss.

Zhu Bajie obediently closed his eyes and looked up for the village aunt to kiss! The tall figure of the village girl is slightly taller than Zhu Bajie by 1 cm. The two were standing on a flat field on the hillside, surrounded by fields of wild daylilies. The village girl held Zhu Bajie's head with both hands, kissed Zhu Bajie's forehead, ears, and face with her mouth, and finally sealed Zhu Bajie's mouth without moving.

Zhu Bajie was kissed by the village girl and was out of his body. Zhu Bajie could feel the white and delicate skin of the village girl with his eyes closed, and he exuded a faint tulip with female hormones. Zhu Bajie's male hormone was quickly activated, and he instinctively hugged the village girl with both hands. Zhu Bajie felt that the whole body of the village aunt 、、、、、、 was weakly paralyzed in his arms.

Zhu Bajie thought to himself, why is this woman in the mortal world so affectionate! When I was in Heavenly Court, I didn't know how to be amorous, and when I kissed Chang'e, I just felt her tongue stick into my mouth, and I was caught raping before I knew how to respond......

Zhu Bajie was thinking about the kiss with Chang'e back then, and suddenly felt the village girl's hands hugging his waist, and Xiangxiang's tongue stuck into his mouth, which action was exactly the same as Chang'e's tongue back then. After Zhu Bajie degraded himself to the mortal world, he has married two women. He first became the husband of the second sister of the egg for a year in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain. Later, before waiting for the arrival of Master Tang Seng, he married Gao Cuilan, the third daughter of Gao Laozhuang and Gao Taigong, for three years. At this time, although Bajie is a married man, it is not a QQ of the love between men and women. He has been married to the second sister and Gao Cuilan for a few years, and the kissing between husband and wife only stays in mouth-to-mouth contact, and he has never experienced the taste of tongue-to-tongue "glue"! Chang'e is Hou Yi's wife in the mortal world, and after arriving in Heaven, she has a strong heart, she regards Zhu Bajie as her husband Hou Yi back then, and she is skillful in kissing Zhu Bajie! Zhu Bajie felt the tip of the village girl's tongue emit a numbing electric current, forcing all his male hormones to gush out. Zhu Bajie was excited, and he forgot the pain of the "God Kiss" being degraded. Zhu Bajie thought: People die for money, birds die for food! The merry man dies for love, and he is also a merry ghost when he dies! Today, I risked my life to have a great love with this beauty. What's the point if you get hammered again?!

With a little force in his hands, he picked up the village girl, bent down and pressed the village girl to the grass. Zhu Bajie closed his eyes, and with his hands, he quickly lifted the restraint clothes of the village girl and his whole body...... Bajie and the village aunt completed the first extramarital affair between men and women in the field full of yellow flowers!

The village aunt was originally Chang'e's transformation, she was Hou Yi's daughter-in-law, young and prosperous, eager to love herself for a long time, in love with Zhu Bajie, it was completely active inducement. For the first time, Zhu Bajie experienced the taste of domestic flowers without the fragrance of wild flowers! Zhu Bajie thought that the affairs of men and women in this world are also different. The second sister of the egg has had sex with herself for a year, which is the first acquaintance、、、、、、 wife Gao Cuilan, who has been in bed with her for three years, has never had sex with her like the village girl. She is always humming, speechless, and uninteresting! And this village girl is fascinated, and she is speechless! Zhu Bajie sighed: My relationship with the second sister and Gao Cuilan for a few years can't catch up with the momentary friendship with this village girl. It's no wonder that extramarital affairs between men and women in the mortal world are rampant, and it turns out that the affairs of Fengyue are full of fun! Mortals and immortals can't escape the shackles of "deviant cheating", "breaking the precepts and cheating" and "breaking the law and cheating"!

Zhu Bajie was lying on the yellow flower grass, savoring the QQ he had just made with the village girl, which was the most QQ day since he became a man! Although Zhu Bajie has transformed into a dignified Taoist figure, he has never forgotten his fat head and big ears, and in the process of QQ with the village girl, he has always closed his eyes and understood QQ! At this time, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes slightly, and he saw the village girl lying beside him, with her white carcass exposed, and she was also closing her eyes to recuperate. Zhu Bajie did not turn sideways, but continued to search for the jade body of the village girl with his eyes. This village girl's figure is very well-proportioned! Slender waist, tall hips. A pair of slender jade legs stretched straight across the ground. 、、、、、、

Although Zhu Bajie has seen the carcasses of the second sister and Gao Cuilan. How can the carcass of the two of them be as beautiful as the carcass of this village girl! The second sister is older and has soft skin. Gao Cuilan's skin is yellow and white, and it is too wrinkled. Zhu Bajie has never seen such a wonderful beauty carcass. The village aunt is a mature woman, and she is the lustful Doukou Nian. Zhu Bajie saw the village girl's hungry and delicate state, and his male hormone was revived again. Zhu Bajie turned over and 、、、、、、 Zhu Bajie was conquered! Zhu Bajie was excited! Zhu Bajie was provoked into a boar!

Read on to find out what happens next、、、、、、