Chapter 38: The Cockroach That Can't Be Killed, Medium

Lin Hua'an listened to the history of this ghost world for the first time, accompanied by the foam of the dragon's mouth, he and Ah Zhen nodded one after another, like the little doll listening to the teacher's lecture, and interjected from time to time: "Wanyantai defeated Da Liao like this?" When the princess surnamed Xiao fled west with her son, nephew and remnants, she robbed all of Ah Zhen's shops, recruited troops with a lot of money, and destroyed the black sweat, and also robbed the land of Guanzhong, known as Tianfu, from the hands of the Great Song Dynasty, right? ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Long Yu nodded again and again, and said again with a sad face: "After Yan Tai defeated Da Liao, he soon waved his troops to invade the south, and after the most Lu broke through Kaifeng and killed ...... Killed ......" glanced at Lin Azhen, and said silently: "Killed the great-great-grandson of the prince." ”

The two people present were young, and they didn't even have a son, so they ran out with a great-great-grandson. Lin Hua'an looked at Ah Zhen with a sneering face, and comforted: "People can't be resurrected after death, so it's okay to mourn by the way." ”

Lin Azhen was stunned, his grandson still has a little imprint, who is this great-grandson, he doesn't know where the sadness comes from? waved his hand and said honestly: "Boss, don't need, I don't know this person." ”

Lin Huaan, who was mourning for him, heard these cold-blooded and ruthless words, and raised his palm to slap him on the back of the head, and scolded unhappily: "Are you fucking human?" The great-great-grandson died with a little sadness, and he looked like he had nothing to do, so he didn't let anyone beat him, right? ”

Except for him, he really hasn't been beaten. Lin Azhen wanted to nod honestly, it can be seen that the boss is rolling in the bull's eyes, and he has been slapped in the back of his head, and he has to forcibly squeeze out a little sadness if he is not sad, and his facial features are immediately entangled, and he is silent for three seconds in pain, and he pats his leg angrily, and scolds in grief: "Damn Wan Yantai dared to kill Lao Tzu's great-great-great-grandson, Lao Tzu and you swear not to stand apart." After scolding, seeing that the boss nodded in satisfaction, his twisted facial features eased down, and he pointed to the dragon and continued to ask: "That...... That one...... Item...... By the way, what happened to Xiang Chong, the Song Emperor who ate and drank Lazar? ”

"Yes." Long Yu was suspicious in his heart, this prince was not the same as the legend, and hurriedly said: "Kaifeng was washed in blood, the capital was moved to Lin'an, Hangzhou, not long after Xiang Yun died of illness, the crown prince Xiang Ding succeeded to the throne and committed to Dajin to contend with, but he always lost more and won less, until the prince of the county came, this turned defeat into victory and recovered the territory." ”

"Oh!" Lin Hua'an and Lin Azhen made a sound from their throats in unison, one of them grabbed the arm of the dragon and dragged him to the silver chair, forcibly pressed him into the chair and sat down, and then stepped back with his chest neatly hugged, raised his hips and sat on the edge of the golden table, urging in unison: "How is Alun, you can say it quickly." ”

The first two are the best of the masters, and the dragon is sitting with something wrong with his bones, but he doesn't dare to disobey his wishes, his face turns blue and white, and he said "The Almighty Genius Who Returned to the Great Song Dynasty" one by one.

This is a very long story, listening to the two of them almost fell asleep on the spot, in the dragon duck that the prince of the county led the concubines to move to Dali, and finally freed, Qi Qi first played a Hache, and the nose "snorted".

Lin Ah really hated grinding his teeth and said: "Ah Lun is really disgusting and obscene, it's not cool to look at, boss, you must let him taste your fist." ”

"Needless to say." Lin Hua'an was already unhappy, two white smoke erupted from his nose, and Huo Da pointed to a stone door at the far end and asked, "By the way, Ah Zhen, who are the five beauties hanging in that stone room?" Isn't it your wife? ”

"This ......"

"Smack......

Hesitation means yes, Lin Huaan didn't wait for him to finish, he slapped the back of his head and shook it fiercely, grinding his teeth and scolding: "Then you are not much different from Ah Lun, you are also a yin stick, Lao Tzu ......"

Lin Azhen was in cold sweat on his forehead, where did the sleeve tube of the diving suit come from? Hurriedly pressed the boss's pretentious palm, and laughed quietly. "It's been a long time since you've lost your temper, and it's not ......" the urn next to the finger dragon duck. It's all packed inside, and there's no wife. ”

Lin Huaan is very angry, yes, these things came here, they are powerful and powerful, they have all forgotten their roots, what do they think of women? It's only five or six when you get married, can you take care of it? Qi Ji heard this timid words, and shot down his fingers towards the urn, and the flames of the bear shrank smaller and smaller, until they were extinguished at the end of the day. Although this guy has married five wives, he is alone after a hundred years, and it will be difficult to love once in his life and love again.

"Alas!" Picking up the urn, he put it into Ah Zhen's arms and comforted him softly: "Don't be too sad, there are still so many years to pass, try to open your heart and accept the new world, if your brothers and daughters-in-law know that you always hold on to the past, you won't be at ease, do you know Lu Dao?" ”

Lin Azhen was originally arrogant, the man didn't flick when he had tears, he held the ashes of his beloved wife in his arms, and the tears fell down one after another, the five women in it, each of them he loved deep in the bone marrow, each of them had a beautiful story with him, their dying words were all to persuade him to live well, find a girl worthy of love, don't waste the life given to him by God, the world needs him, Li Shu needs him, they can't possess it, because he belongs to the world.

"Uh......h Woo ...... "The deepest pain in the world is nothing more than this, he is in his prime forever, but his beloved wives are holding their heads and bones, how stingy God is, and they don't even want to give him the hand of his son and grow old with his son."

"Alright, alright." Lin Huaan hugged the painful Ah Zhen, his nose was sour, he would be the same as him a hundred years later, right? If Yan'er is old and famous, he will be like this, right? It is said that ants still steal life, but in fact, death is sometimes a kind of happiness.

Lin Azhen howled, his sadness decreased slightly, and he felt sorry in his heart, he was sad when he thought of Guo'er, why did the boss cry? wiped his tears, put his backhand around his shoulder and patted comfortingly: "Don't be sad, boss, is it possible that your wife is also dead?" ”

"Nima just died of his wife." Lin Huaan thought that he would watch Yan'er die in a hundred years, and he was sad in his heart, so he practiced for the scene a hundred years later. After scolding back, he thought that Ah Zhen's wife was indeed dead, and suddenly an old face turned the color of pig liver, wiped away the weak tears on his face, jumped off the table and said to the dragon bird: "I'm hungry, do you still have fruit to eat?" ”

"Yes, yes!" The dragon bustard nodded hurriedly, rushed to the place of the medicine bowl, picked up two green apples and cowardly handed them over: "It is the season of rice planting, and the fruit is a little astringent, this ......" The fearful eyes also glanced at the prince's face.

Lin Huaan looked at the green apples, he didn't need to eat them, the roots of his teeth were sour, but it was good to have food in such a ghost place, thanked him, took two apples, stuffed one to Ah Zhen and said, "Eat something, sleep well, and talk about the rest." ”

Lin Azhen slept for more than 200 years, in good spirits, took the green fruit handed by the boss, the foam in his mouth grew, the roots of his teeth floated, and he looked at the old face of the boss gnawing into a ball, forget it, it is better not to go against his will, otherwise it is not necessary to kill himself on the spot, so he swallowed it.

The little apple was finished in a few bites, although Lin Huaan was not full but not as hungry as he was just now, he looked at the dragon duck, and then asked: "Long bird, you are here, so there is another exit from this tomb, right?" ”

"Absolutely." Lin Azhen interjected while eating, and said with his hand to the hole at the far end: "The Qinglong Road leads to the mountain peak outside. Pointing to a hole on the right side of the chair, he said, "Behind the pharmacy cabinet is White Tiger Road, but it collapsed after a long time, and I can't walk." ”

Hearing the green dragon and the white tiger, Lin Huaan suddenly thought of the big turtle, pointed to the stone door on the left side of the chair and said, "I came in from the direction of the big turtle just now, and the door is all big, aren't you afraid of letting people rob the tomb?" ”

Lin Azhen heard him say that he came in from the Xuanwu Road, his old face was stunned, and he asked in disbelief: "Boss, the Xuanwu Road is under the Grand Canal, and the entrance is blocked by a Xuanwu, how did you get in?" Is the Grand Canal dry? ”

If there is no oxygen, let alone a person, I am afraid that even the fish will be suffocated, Lin Huaan waved his hand and sighed lightly: "Ah Lun was a potential seabed when he disappeared in Bermuda, and he still had a set of submersibles on him when he came here, when I was in the prison, Princess Ruhua of the Jin Kingdom sent someone to steal the oxygen tank, and I absconded from the Lin'an River." ”

Lin Azhen was stunned, picked at his head unreasonably, and asked, "Boss, how did you run to the prison?" Could it be murder? ”

Not to mention the matter, Lin Hua'an's anger burned the sky red on the spot, spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, gritted his teeth and scolded: "Damn dog emperor, I am a loser named Tong Tian in this life, I died when I first came to Tong Tian, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Tong Tian and his mother hanging in the room......"

Listening carefully, Lin Azhen soon knew what the boss was so angry about, until he finished telling the cause and the future, and felt empathy and scolded: "I'll go, Xiang Chong's descendants are too disrespectful, and they dare to catch the boss and march in a good manner." He said, putting his arm across his shoulder and patting him on the shoulder. Don't worry, boss, I'm here, I'll help you get ahead. ”

"...... you?" Lin Hua'an glanced at his disdainful eyes, knew what he was going to say, and snorted: "Maybe you were very good before, don't forget that you have become an ancient, who knows you now?" Besides, the painter has to die, the painting is valuable, you use it. ”

Lin Azhen thought about it, slapped his forehead and agreed: "That's right, more than 200 years have passed, and things have long been wrong, back then, I held the government in my left hand and the army in my right hand, and I didn't dare to be disrespectful under the order, even Xiang Chong had to worry about me, but it was a long time to be right, and now I go out and shout loudly that I am the prince, I am afraid that I will be arrested and killed immediately." ”

Lin Hua'an's mouth was furrowed, he glanced at Ah Zhen, who was also depressed, patted him and said: "What is it to live in the previous honor, by the way, ......" seemed to think of something, turned his face and asked: "Since you won't die and won't get old, why do you say everyone is dead?" ”

Lin Azhen waved his hand, cracked his blood basin and said with a big smile: "No one knows about the fact that I won't die, as for not being old, I lived in seclusion in Dali when I was forty-seven years old, and I also ordered that I was not allowed to write my deeds, of course the world does not know." ”

His forty-seven-year-old seclusion made the corners of Lin Hua'an's mouth cramp, and the cowbell looked him up and down, this guy is eighteen years old no matter how you look at it, but he is an immortal old demon who has lived for more than two hundred years, and he will become an old demon like him in the future, and he almost spurted blood, hugging his chest and humming. "If it weren't for Princess Ruhua of the Jin Kingdom sending someone to rescue me, I would have been beheaded, and they are now waiting for me in the mountains east of the canal, so I have to go and join them quickly."

There was no room for the uncle to interject when he spoke, but now that he heard the young master's words, he finally couldn't help it, and hurriedly raised one hand. "Young master, this princess of the Jin Kingdom is uneasy and kind, as soon as you were paraded on the front foot, she sent someone to arrest Uncle Tong and Yan'er and them to Linhuang on the back foot, if you step into the Jin Kingdom, I am afraid you will not be able to get out of this life."