Chapter 37: The Cockroach That Can't Be Killed, Part I

The two of them turned their heads to see an arm stretched out in the mossy lake, and sneezing came from there, as if something was about to climb up from the lake.

"Holy!" Shocked to see such a terrible thing, Lin Hua's hair on his body stood up like a hedgehog, and his eyes flashed to the left and right, and when he saw the iron knife resting not far away from the dragon bird, he rushed to rush to the first time and roared: "The corpse has changed, the dragon bird, you are left and I am right." ”

Lin Ah really felt that he had lived for thousands of years, his body was sore and weak, his hands were climbing on the water wall, his head was dizzy, his limbs were like letting a tank run over, he couldn't think of where, what happened, his head hurt heavily, the images leaped one after another, the ancient courtyard house, the spotlight in the hospital, the cold and spiked cutter, the poor scholar, the shallow smile of Guo'er, Xiang Chong's anger, the galloping of thousands of troops, the palace of Western Xia, the face of Yelunada, the murderous villa, the vicious fight of Yuhualing, the cry of the six apes, the Taiyuan mutiny, the capture of the Beiqing River, Twenty-four Dugong Town Martial Arts, Longmen Interception Order, etc., etc., the scenes rushed quickly into their own brains like a marquee, and the stimulated head was in intense pain, as if it was about to explode.

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah...... "I couldn't stand the heart-rending pain, my face was gray and gray, and I couldn't flow enough sour blood and tears, recalling that Guo'er and they were getting old day by day, but he was forever in China, Lin Azhen roared and fell with blood and tears.

Lin Hua'an held the knife and stared at the corpse, but the arm that climbed up did not move, and suddenly heard a rampant howl, and his frightened heart trembled, and the bull's eyes were covered with tiny bloodshots, and the corpse should not be able to speak, right? God, don't you make something to make people lose their hair, right? Timidly stepped forward and shouted, "What is it, is it a human or a ghost?" Come out the fuck! ”

Roaring at the sky, Lin Azhen's severe pain in his head eased a little, and when he heard this shouting, his arm that was holding the stone crack moved, and he slightly stretched his head to look up, and when he saw the person who came with a knife, he was stunned, and rubbed his eyes thinking that he was wrong, the phantom was still there, but this is the wrong space, how could the boss be here? Could it be that there is a person who looks like the boss in this wrong space?

"Boss ......" called softly, Lin Azhen saw him stop, stared at himself with bloodshot eyes, and called softly: "Boss, is it you?" ”

This boss really frightened Lin Hua'an, but this time he didn't faint, rubbed his stunned eyes, the phantom still didn't disappear, the iron knife he was carrying was not loosened, and he asked with a straight face: "...... Who are you? I...... Who am I? Tell Lao Tzu...... Make it clear. ”

Why? Lin Azhen saw that he was frightened, in his impression, the boss has always been unhappy with the three explosions, he has suffered a lot, and the big man who can go up when the sky falls, hurriedly said: "I'm Ah Zhen, boss, aren't you in Seattle?" How did you get here? ”

With a bang, Lin Hua'an not only fell off the iron knife in his hand, but also dropped his chin, it was hard to believe that this guy had come back to life, he was stunned for three seconds, and hurriedly rushed over, with two tears of joy in the corners of his eyes, he bent over and lifted the wet useless thing, and touched him with his hand, although his skin was very cold, but it was a little hot, and pushed him away and screamed: "You are not dead?" ”

"Of course, I'm not going to die." Of course, Lin Ah Zhenzhen replied, was stunned and dragged him with his backhand, rubbed his hands on his face, the feeling was real, and he was stunned and roared: "Boss, why are you here?" Shouldn't you also use the self of this world to resurrect your soul? ”

Lin Huaan couldn't answer, he didn't know what the pattern of this world was, looked at the eighteen-year-old Ah Zhen, and said hurriedly: "When I heard that you were dead when I was in Seattle, I hurried to the ancestral shrine, I drank all night on the morning of your funeral, and when I drove on the road in the morning, I skidd, and I woke up and found that I was back to the eighteen-year-old appearance, and it seems to be the Song Dynasty here, I heard that you have been dead for two hundred years, what is going on?" You mean! ”

Sure enough, it overlapped with the self of this world, that was not very good, Lin Ah really wanted to cry and couldn't cry, he couldn't laugh, he wanted to die, who knew that the boss actually brought him to life, and lamented: "Boss, we have crossed, this is a world similar to the twenty-first century, a thousand years ago, because we don't belong here, so time stops on us, so we won't get old, and we won't die." The only time we will end our lives is when time in this world comes to the point before we die. ”

"Damn!" Hearing this, Lin Huaan shook him off with one palm, glared at this nonsense guy during the day, picked up the iron knife on the ground and scolded: "What kind of stupid things to say, you said you won't die, right?" Stick your head out and let Lao Tzu try. ”

Surprised to see the boss fiercely raising the knife to make himself stick out his head, Lin Azhen fell three black lines on his forehead, hurriedly stood up, and explained very chaotically: "Boss, you always accept the guy first." Listen to me, if you die suddenly, the seven exquisite hearts on your body will float to the farther overlapping world with our souls, this time maybe back to the Qin Shi Huang era or the Spring and Autumn era, maybe even the Stone Age, it will be really not good to live longer. ”

"Seven tricks of exquisite heart?" Lin Huaan recalled Yan'er's words, half-squinted his eyes and looked at this smiling very treacherous guy, in his memory, Ah was really shy, always living alone, and such a treacherous appearance was very different, and thought that this guy had become a prince of the bandit country, it was uncomfortable to hug left and right, and he originally hugged left and right, just because this guy came here and became a beast that everyone rubbed their backbones.

Suddenly, the mixed yuan true qi in his stomach rolled up and down, the name of the fire storm Lang Zi has been known since childhood, where does it matter if Lin Ah is really a fucking prince, he picked up his fist and slammed a big iron palm from the back of his head, and slammed him to the ground on the spot, scolding with a black face: "Guy who has no interest, he actually ripped you off a pair of dog eyes for 30,000 yuan, Lao Tzu...... Lao Tzu ...... "The more he scolded, the more angry he became, he bent down and picked up this unproductive guy, and slammed his fist at him again." "Lao Tzu killed you worthless guy, stuff your old mother card."

was suddenly slapped into the ground, Lin Azhen didn't have time to scream in pain, the roar accompanied by the fist beckoned to the body, the boss's fist was not a joke, struggled for a while, forget it, let him be deflated, and it was uncomfortable to comfort: "Okay, don't cry, it's not a big deal, it's just the two of us anyway." ”

Playing Lin Huaan, he howled and cried bitterly, dragged him up with tears streaming down his face, took off the clothes covered outside, and threw a scolding on him: "Your parents died when you were young, and you followed Grandma to dig oysters in the dirty, let you follow me to Seattle and you don't want to, you deserve to gouge out your eyes." The words fell, and he made his head with a small button, and said angrily: "My parents also died a few years ago, Alun and his father also died of illness shortly after his disappearance, there are indeed only three of us left in the ancestral hall, let me tell you, in fact, Alun is not dead, just in this ghost world, he bullied you so much when he was a child, you don't pay attention to him, follow me in the future, let's be a rich man." ”

Lin Azhen was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Didn't Ah Lun find the body?" Why is he here too? ”

"Needless to say." When Lin Hua'an mentioned this, Lin Hua'an's stomach was on fire, and he scolded angrily: "Everyone in the Great Song Dynasty calls him the prince of the county, it seems that he is still very capable, I am good at making a living in the city, and the dog emperor surnamed Xiang actually sent someone to drag me to the parade, he has two mothers-in-law I have also seen, that arrogant." As he spoke, he snorted and said, "It seems that the last sentence is to give alms, and when I see Lao Tzu, my stomach is on fire." ”

Hearing this, Lin Azhen lowered his face and slapped his thigh and scolded: "This guy actually betrayed his ancestors and forgot his ancestors, boss, you won't slap him over, and he won't even recognize his mother." ”

"How can you?" Lin Huaan sourly, snorted: "People are great county princes, Lao Tzu is just a rat crossing the street, let alone beating him, even if you have to kneel and knock three times and nine times, you may not be able to see it." ”

Lin Azhen secretly said that the boss's tone was so sour, it seemed that he had suffered a lot, he was so poisonous to Alun now, he must not have anything to do with Alun, otherwise he would definitely grow into Bodhi by his head. hurriedly laughed and comforted, and felt empathy and scolded: "Boss, don't worry, after we go out, we will go straight to his palace, even if you beat him to death, those arrogant mothers-in-law let them kneel down and serve tea to admit their mistakes." ”

Look at this guy's dog-legged appearance, Lin Huaan patted the back of his head, and laughed heartily. "You still want to rush to his palace and beat him, and let the noble princess kneel down and serve you tea to admit your mistakes, it's beautiful to think."

"What's there?" Lin Azhen said with a smile: "He is the king of the county, but I am the prince, if he dares not to listen, Lao Tzu will kill him in the name of the moon." ”

"Huh!" This sentence made Lin Huaan stop, staring at him with stunned eyes.

As he spoke, the boss suddenly glared at him with terrifying eyes, and Lin Azhen was sweating coldly on his forehead, and asked weakly: "Boss...... Boss, what's wrong with you? ”

Pulling back from his heart, Lin Huaan pointed at him and suddenly shouted: "By the way, you are the prince of the bandit country." ”

"This ...... That ...... "can make the boss roar at the bandit country, resentment is not a joke, Lin Azhen has cramps on the black line on his forehead, and when this does not come out, he suddenly ......

"Smack......

"Bang ......"

"Fuck ......"

The prince of the bandit country is great, isn't he? Lin Huaan threw him to the ground again, and when he heard it, he dared to scream, so he picked up his feet and kicked him and cursed: "What the hell are you doing, you went to be a shit prince for the bandit country, you ...... Lao Tzu ......"

"Don't, don't!" The pus on his forehead had just bulged, and his abdomen was immediately hit again, Lin Azhen quickly jumped up from the ground, jumped back a big step, distanced himself from the angry boss, waved his hands and shouted: "No, no, that's been a long time, now the prince of the bandit country is Alun, and after he goes out, the little one will go straight to Daliao to find Yelu Nada to borrow soldiers, let's kill into the bandit country, there is revenge, there is revenge." ”

The stupid dragon duck swayed and couldn't wait to faint, like a statue stunned to see the prince who came to life, seeing that the young master was beating, scolding, kicking and kicking the prince, but the prince was afraid of fleeing like a gopher here and there, but he didn't dare to fight back, where is the prince who is proud of the world.

The prince's words Yelu Nada made him withdraw his soul from his trance, and he shivered a few times, hurriedly ran to the side of the two masters, and bowed several times in a row before whispering: "Dear...... Prince...... You...... You have been asleep for more than two hundred years, Yelu Nada died early, and now Da Liao has been defeated by the Jin State, and the capital of the country has been relocated from Shangjing to Hu Si Ear, the emperor is called Yelu Dada, and the Empress Dowager Xiao is listening to the government. ”

Under the fear of being beaten to death by the boss, Lin Azhen twisted his eyes at this man covered in blood, frowned and thought about it, if he remembered correctly, Hu Si's ears should be the Duocheng of black sweat, he also went for a walk, thinking that history is replaced in the torrent, and Zheng Shi Liao was indeed destroyed by Jin, and immediately asked: "Then, is this Dajin the surname Wanyan?" Isn't it called Yan Agu? ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Long Yu nodded again and again, shook his head again and again, and said busily: "More than ten years ago, Wanyantai raised troops in Huining Mansion, and he was said to be very capable of fighting, and later his cousin Tiemu Yue responded to him in the northwest, and he was said to be able to fight. The two were able to fight together to rebel, and the Liao Dynasty couldn't stand the toss, and only lost the country in three years. ”

Long Yu had an indescribable excitement in his heart, he could say a word to this great prince, there was no vernacular in this life, knowing that he had been sleeping for more than two hundred years and did not know the current market, and quickly filled in the blank history for him.