Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Brainless Princess Arrives (Part I)
At this moment, Yan Hong, who was worried about the two beauties, happened to sneeze three times, but thought that it was his grandmother Mrs. Ouyang who was missing him, or that his second brother Yan Hu was cursing him.
He didn't know that death was coming at this moment, and he was still walking with Sun Yuerong and was heading towards the Drunken Immortal Tower. As he walked, he said proudly:
"Yuerong, you said that you will go upstairs in this women's dress later, do you want to scare the shopkeeper Zhou and Zhao Xiaochuan into a big jump?"
"You have a lot of flowers. But that day, Liu Ye and I originally came to make trouble, and Shopkeeper Zhou did the right thing, they were seriously protecting the field for you, the young owner, and you shouldn't be embarrassed for them. Speaking of which, if they hadn't stopped me from making a fuss, maybe you would have walked over, and then we wouldn't have known each other. We also have to thank Shopkeeper Zhou and Brother Zhao. ”
"Ha Luha, the rouge tiger of Weizhen Shandong, would actually intercede with the shopkeeper of the restaurant and Xiao Er, it is really rare."
"Hey, we are heroes in the rivers and lakes, and we are talking about helping the needy, and the grievances are clear. Who wants you, the eunuchs, to bully the weak and fear the hard, and to take advantage of the bitter people? ”
"Hehe, then how did I, an unsuccessful son of an official eunuch, tame you, a good man?"
"No shame! I don't know who was stripped of his wrist and tied to a tree. ”
"Ha Luha, what are you afraid of when you take off your wrists, just don't take off your clothes."
The two quarreled all the way, and they came to the door of the Drunken Immortal Building. saw a few passers-by pointing and watching, Zhao Xiaochuan was stopping at the door, and a young woman in a blue paddy field coat was stopped outside the door, and the two were arguing.
When Yan Hong saw it, he was angry: "This Zhao Xiaochuan seems to be really holding back my signboard, why did he quarrel with the guests again?" I will not spare him this time. ”
Sun Yuerong secretly thought in her heart, why is she a girl again, and she is arguing in this restaurant again? Could it be that the Drunken Immortal Building is a place where Yan Hong came to fish for girls?
But don't be a girl he fancies, I haven't entered the door yet, do I want more sisters and sisters?
Without further ado, the two of them dismounted and hurried closer. But I heard the woman clamoring in a loud voice:
"You're a mother, what kind of bird shop do you open? Open the door to do business, but don't let people in, the old lady has silver, why don't you let it in? provoke the old lady to rise up and kill your gray grandson with no beads! ”
And after Zhao Xiaochuan experienced the Rouge Tiger restaurant incident, he seemed to be much calmer, and in the face of the woman's foul language, he still looked calm, smiling, and didn't say anything:
"This sister-in-law, we welcome customers from all over the world with a smile when we open a store, how dare you not let you in? The shopkeeper's knowledge still hasn't peeled my skin? It's just that there is really no open space upstairs, and you said that it would be in vain to let you go up. It's not early, you're still on an empty stomach, and you have time to ink with the little me, wouldn't it be better for you to go elsewhere? ”
Yan Hong only understood at this time, and Zhao Xiaochuan was really no longer to blame for this matter today, and he would deal with it by himself.
When Sun Yuerong made a big fuss in the restaurant, although she was arrogant and domineering, she had the self-esteem of a good man, but the strange woman in front of her was a swear word, which was much more excessive than Sun Yuerong.
Looking at the clothes she was wearing, the fabric was ordinary, and her armpits were still wrinkled. Although there are a lot of jewelry on the head, the golden light is dazzling, but at a glance, there are not only valuable middle and high-grade goods, but also a dozen dollars on the stall to buy two inferior goods, with chaos, the head is inserted into the general of selling jewelry, how to look at how not to eye.
On the whole, this woman in her twenties is at most an explosive household. It is more likely that she picked up a piece of silver somewhere, or she was cheated and cheated, and wanted to come to this drunken immortal building to eat and catch up with the fashion.
If you want to let such a person go to the elegant seat, it will inevitably lose the status of the drunken immortal building.
At this moment, the woman saw that Zhao Xiaochuan was humble, and kept making amends, and her arrogance became even more arrogant. But seeing the foam of the mouth, the foul language in an endless stream, coupled with the fact that it was perhaps the heat of early summer and the internal fire of a quarrel, he actually ripped off the placket on his chest, and put on the posture of "Xu Chu's naked war horse super", pressing towards Zhao Xiaochuan step by step, and his fist quickly swung into Zhao Xiaochuan's face.
Zhang San and Li Si, the two gatekeepers of the Zuixian Building, were already gearing up in the building at this time, ready to come out to help.
Yan Hong saw that the conflict was about to start, so he hurriedly stepped forward to play a round. When he saw that the woman was in a woman's bun, he shook it and said aloud:
"This sister-in-law pleased. In the next is the owner of this restaurant, I can't hide it, today the small shop was covered by a big nobleman, so this guy really has no way, otherwise how can there be a reason to open a store to drive people out? You'd better take a step higher and come back another day, and we'll make a good table to entertain you and apologize. ”
When the young woman heard this, she turned her head angrily, but saw that it was a tall and handsome husband saluting her, and hurriedly returned the blessing.
Then something wasn't quite right. The woman neither continued to scold nor speak, but her two eyes were staring at Yan Hong, as if she was going to stare into the flesh.
She doesn't care about it here, and she has already put a rouge tiger Sun Yuerong on the side to watch it angrily. His own Ruyi Langjun is only now in love for life, how can he let this wild woman from where did he be so rude in public.
She really wanted to split the vixen with a knife. So, Rouge Tiger's pair of almond eyes also stared at this woman fiercely. If the eyes were tangible, this young woman would have been poked into a sieve.
But looking closely, the more Rouge Tiger looked, the more frightened he became.
The woman in front of me is cheesy, but she doesn't look bad! Although the skin is not delicate, it is better because the skin is as white as snow; The facial features are not very exquisite, but there is a pair of peach blossom eyes that hook the soul, and the wonderful eyes are flowing, and a slight hook can really hook the soul of a man.
Moreover, when making out in the forest of Daxing Mountain just now, Yan Hong personally said to himself that he likes women with big breasts. And this shrew in front of her, her breasts are really not small, and under her half-covered and half-open chest, snow-white ravines loom, isn't it the type that Yan Hong is interested in?
This Yan Hong, should not, should not .......
At this time, don't say that the rouge tiger is worried, even Yan Hong is numb in the spine of being watched, and he said that the Ming Dynasty is not a man and a woman who can't kiss? Ahem, well, I was not only close to me just now, but also a beast. But this woman sees herself like this, and is not afraid that her man will not do it?
But I saw that the woman looked at Yan Hong for a long time and asked, "I don't know if this prince has a high surname." ”
In fact, Yan Hongruo doesn't care about reporting his real name on weekdays. The so-called eldest husband does not change his name, and he does not change his surname, not to mention that Yan Hong, the little king of Yama, is a household name in Beijing, and he can't hide a few people even if he fakes his identity.
But today, he always felt that things were strange, and he vaguely felt that something was wrong.
So he subconsciously said: "Under the surname Hong, the name is Yan."
After finishing speaking, I found out that this name was actually homophonic with a revolutionary masterpiece in the 20th century. Simply, next time I'll change my name to Hong Ri.
The woman said to Yan Hong: "Hong Xianggong, take a step to speak." With that, he walked to an alley behind the restaurant, took a few steps, stretched out a few white and plump fingers like spring onions, and beckoned Yan Hong.
As for the rouge tiger who was already angry on the side, the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, this young woman didn't seem to see her at all.
Although Yan Hong felt strange at this time, he was also curious. What's more, although this young woman is vulgar, the blank is indeed not bad. A man's instinct, he will not refuse casually. Say a few words and you won't die.
So, he glanced at the rouge tiger, nodded at the young woman, and walked over. Rouge Tiger gritted his teeth and followed Yan Hong.
Zhao Xiaochuan was shocked when he saw that Shaodong's family had reappeared, followed by a tall ugly woman who was somewhat familiar. When I watched the young owner take away the troublesome young woman with a few words, I couldn't help but secretly admire.
But he was worried that the young owner would not suffer, so he called Zhang San, who was guarding the field, and told him a few words. Zhang San nodded, then walked out of the door of the restaurant and looked at Yan Hong and them from a distance.
The young woman seemed to be oblivious to all this, and went straight to the end of the alley. Seeing that there was no one else, she stopped.
After Yan Hong came to her side, the young woman first glanced at Yan Hong with peach blossom eyes, and then said softly: "Hong Xianggong, I don't know if you are willing to be a colt?" ”
...... Bridegroom?!
The colt refers to the princess's husband, right? Could it be that this dirty young woman is the princess's maid, and she is ordered to find a husband for the princess?
Looking at this coquettish eyebrow, who is about the same age as himself, but no matter how she looks at it, she doesn't look like a beautiful woman, and she actually said such a thing, Yan Hong's first feeling is, did he hear it wrong? Is there any dialect in the local language where the horse is other meaning?
The second feeling is, he's meowing, the liar is so rampant, why did they all deceive me?
In the 21st century before Yan Donglai traveled back, those fraudsters who pretended to be relatives of a certain senior official to deceive local cadres were exposed from time to time by newspapers, magazines and the Internet for the entertainment of the public.
Unexpectedly, this line appeared in the Ming Dynasty a long time ago, and it was really bumped into by himself.
Although we haven't seen the palace, we know that no matter the eunuchs and palace maids in the palace, they all have to undergo strict etiquette training, and their words and deeds are all in order.
Have you ever seen a palace maid who greets other people's parents and jokes about vital organs? You're really using me like a mallet!
Seeing that the handsome and dashing "Hong" Xianggong in front of him was stunned and did not reflect, the coquettish young woman chased after him again:
"Hong Xianggong, let me ask you, are you willing to be a colt? If you want, this princess is not only committed to marrying, but also gives you a great fortune. ”
"Princess Ben? Father-in-law princess?! ”
Yan Hong was really shocked with his little friends this time.
Beat him to death and split his five horses into corpses, he didn't believe that the woman in front of him would be Princess Daming. Even the rough servants who cook on the fire in the Daming Palace will not be so filthy.
So, could it be a princess from a vassal state? That's not right. Let's not talk about this Hebei accent, even if it is a princess of a real domain, she won't dress like this, right?
On the stage and in the comics, there are princesses of Fanbang, who are inserted with pheasant feathers, wearing animal skins, and shells, how can there be a head full of tacky jewelry?
Even if she dresses like this, there will be guards around her. Moreover, when Princess Fanbang enters Beijing, there will be officials accompanying her from the imperial court, at least with the guidance of low-level officials of the Ministry of Etiquette, so that she will not be a person like her in the world.
In this way, there are still two possibilities left about the true identity of this "princess", one is a thief, and the other is a madman.