Chapter 36: The Peerless Shuangjiao
This gentleness in the mountains and forests of Daxing is not knowing how much time has passed. When Yan Hong and Sun Yuerong were in love, they saw that they were already at the top of the day. The two looked at each other and smiled, got up and prepared to return to Beijing together.
Along the way, Sun Yuerong wanted to change back to a man's dress, so as not to attract attention. But Yan Hong just didn't follow.
Jokes, it's so easy to peel off your men's clothes, how can you get out of it in a chic way?
The two argued, Sun Yuerong talked about her tongue, where is Yan Hong's opponent? So I had to follow him, and I was still dressed as the charming daughter in the forest, so I blushed so badly, bumped with Yan Hong, and walked side by side.
Yan Hong had such a bad idea, but he didn't have any foresight. It's just that today and Sun Yuerong confessed each other's hearts, and their hearts were very happy, so they decided to play some shocking things.
At that time, science was prevalent, and the emphasis was on whether men and women were intimate or not. Especially in the land of Beijing, it is not as open as the land in the south of the Yangtze River, and it is absolutely rare for young lonely men and widows to walk side by side and swagger through the market.
In addition, the protagonist is the notorious little Hades, and at the same time he is also the star of the violent pornographic news after tea and dinner on the streets of Beijing, and the woman who is traveling with him is an ugly girl under the aesthetic standards of the time, which stimulates the gossip spirit that the Chinese people have never lacked. Where Yan Hong and Sun Yuerong passed, the people in the capital were pointed out one after another, and the spit stars flew all the way.
For example, Liu Si, who sells steamed buns at the city gate, although he doesn't know a single big character, he has never had a chance with readers. But at this time, he finally seized the opportunity, and he was not afraid to echo his own half-baked etiquette and morality, and brush up on his sense of existence and superiority.
At that moment, after watching Yan Hong and Sun Yuerong's horses walk away, and confirming that they would definitely not hear their voices, Liu Si dropped the long chopsticks in his hand, crossed his waist with his left hand, and pointed at the backs of the two with his right finger and said:
"Damn, this little king of Yama does a lot of evil on weekdays, not to mention it, but now it is even more shameless. In broad daylight, walking side by side with a girl's house, pulling and pulling, absurdity, what does it look like? It's okay to say that this is a beauty, but he refuses to let go of the black charcoal-like ugly girl with big feet and big mouth. It's really a womanizer, and it's all meat on the plate. This kind of person is really a shame for our imperial city! ”
When Liu Si was scolding happily, he suddenly felt a flower in front of him. When I looked closely, it was two horses coming from the road and stopped in front of the steamed bun stall. One of the people on the horse asked, "This brother, who do you say the person who just passed?" "The voice is as crisp as a silver bell, and it is very good.
When Liu Si heard this voice, his heart was already shocked. Then he looked up and was stunned. I saw that on the horse in front of me was a woman dressed in a purple dress. She carried a green steel sword behind her back, and wore a bamboo leaf hat on her head, and a thin veil hung down from the front of the hat to block her face.
At this time, in order to question, the woman gently lifted a tulle corner, revealing half of her beautiful face.
My good man, Fourth Brother Liu has been selling steamed buns here for more than 20 years, and he has been traveling with sky-high prices and tens of millions of people, and he has never seen a beautiful girl. But Ren is the "Sai Xi Shi" on East Street and the "Sable Chan" on West Lane, which one is comparable to the woman in front of him?
But seeing that her skin is better than snow, her body is graceful, her voice is like a yellow warbler in the hollow valley, and her hands are like a dance of neon dresses. And the eyebrows and facial features behind the tulle, although he only glanced at it in a hurry, Fourth Brother Liu felt that his three souls and seven spirits had been hooked by this purple-clothed girl, and he stood there without knowing what to say.
He just looked at the girl in front of him stupidly, hoping to hear what she said again, even if it was to scold himself twice. If you talk back or something, you will already be thrown out of the clouds.
If it were an ordinary girl, she would have been stared at so stupidly by a man in the market, I was afraid that she would have been annoyed a long time ago. At the lightest, he opened his mouth to scold, and at the worst, he drew his sword to warn, and when he met the short-tempered one, it was common to slap him in the face. Especially this horseback riding sword, it is obvious that the daughter of the rivers and lakes is dressed, so it is not surprising that he has a temperament.
But the girl in purple was not angry, she looked like she was not shocked, but stared at this rude little citizen a little speechlessly.
At this time, the person on the other horse smiled and said, "Senior sister, let me ask." Most of the people you meet and interrogate have become like this. This big brother, my sister is looking for you to ask someone. It's the person who went over just now, listen to the eldest brother, he is the famous little Yama king Yan Hong in the capital? ”
Liu Si still stared at the girl in purple at first, and when he heard the question, he turned his head sideways. Looking over in a blink of an eye, it turned out to be a girl in Tsing Yi who was questioning, and she was also carrying a sword behind her back, and she had a hat on her head.
Liu Si looked at this girl, and immediately instinctively made a man's judgment: this one in Tsing Yi does not have the beauty of the purple one just now.
In fact, if you talk about appearance, the face and eyebrows of this girl in Tsing Yi may not be much worse than that of the woman in purple. It's just that this girl in purple is the first to catch people's attention, and secondly, her beauty is even more public, her facial features seem to be beautiful to the extreme, and her snow-like skin alone can simply shake the eyes of a blind titanium alloy dog. After being combined, although she has an ordinary smile, she also looks gorgeous and compelling, making people scream wildly at the blue sky at first sight.
And the beauty of the woman in Tsing Yi is much more restrained. Just looking at the eyes, eyebrows, mouth, and nose, she is just above the middle. It's just that these are all put on such a melon seed face, but the position matching is coordinated to the extreme. If you look at this girl in Tsing Yi carefully, the more you look at it, the more charming and moving you feel, and even make people unforgettable and unforgettable.
Of course, for ordinary passers-by, there is no chance to take a closer look. So in the face of the question of the girl in Tsing Yi, Liu Si's reaction was much more normal. He also recovered from the dizziness formed by the shock of the woman in purple just now, and hurriedly said at the moment:
"Oh, the girl is asking the demon king of the mixed world, he is the eldest grandson of Yan Song, the prime minister of the dynasty, Yan Hong, the little king of Yama. He, but he is a well-known evil boy in the capital, accustomed to robbing men and women, and robbing people's property, and my steamed bun stall was almost occupied by him last year. I heard that this evil young man also set up a private court at home, and arrested many beautiful big girls and little daughters-in-law, some of them tied up with flowers, some of them were hoofed by horses, hanged by them, and beaten them, forcing them to practice the unbearable obscene evil and demon arts, and gave the prime minister of the dynasty Lao Yan Song to refine the medicine that keeps their youth forever. Girl, you two, you are a stranger with an accent, don't provoke this devil. If you are such a beautiful and good girl, if you are favored by the little king of Hades, it is the lamb that falls into the tiger's mouth, but it will be a troublesome disaster! ”
Liu Si spat on this side, telling the horror of the urban horror legend of Little Yama. When the girl in Tsing Yi heard this, she remained silent, just nodded slightly, thanked her, and put the veil on her face again. Then, he chased after the woman in purple.
Liu Si and a group of vendors who set up stalls watched them disappear, and they all stayed in place for a long time. It wasn't until the backs of these two people turned around that Liu Si said:
"When did we have such a character in the Beijing Division? Tell me, is this a fairy descending to earth, or a fox demon coming out of a hole? Life and death are fascinating. ”
"It's definitely not a human being, and I don't think it's a fairy, although the fairy is beautiful, how can it be so fascinating? It must be a fox fairy, and there is a demon law. Ma San, who sells tea, said on the side:
"Anyway, I just patronized the woman in purple and forgot to serve a few bowls of tea to the guest. I said buddy, we have to be in good conscience, you tell the truth, how many bowls of tea have you drunk from me? ”
"Shopkeeper, you don't bring this, I just looked at the beautiful lady with good eyes, you hold a bowl and I drink a bowl, I don't know how much Lu Dao drank."
On the other side, a pair of stall owners and customers scuffled. It turned out that these two were selling soup noodles and eating soup noodles.
The man who ate the noodles and wanted to drink the hot soup was stretching out the bowl, but before the stall owner could take the bowl, the brothers just stared at the beauty. So the stall owner who sold noodles subconsciously picked up a spoon and scooped the soup from the cauldron into the customer's bowl one by one, and the customer was also stunned and stood there like a log, holding the bowl with both hands.
It wasn't until the two women walked away that the customer felt unbearable pain in his hands and feet. When I looked down, I saw that the soup had already overflowed from the bowl, flowing all over my hands and legs, and a few fingers were as hot as boiled pig's trotters.
The customer was so angry that he scolded the stall owner for "seeking money and killing people", but the stall owner was not angry, saying that he had never seen such a stupid person, and he did not shrink his hand when he was burned, and stood there to suffer. Now the two naturally fought.
And the pair of culprit sisters walked side by side at this time. Outsiders couldn't see the cherry lips muttering under their veils, and they didn't know that they were talking in a secret thaumaturgy. These two people are both equipped with superior martial arts, and they also have pure internal strength, and they use their internal strength to use this technique to talk, so that no one can eavesdrop.
"Senior sister, God opened his eyes and sent the grandson of the Yan Song thief to us. According to the people, this guy is also a wicked man, and he doesn't know how much goodness he has harmed. Our sisters have to let him go. When the two of us followed, we killed him with a sword, made a profit, and gave it to Xu Ge as a gift. first rip off a piece of meat in the heart of the old traitor, so that he can also taste the taste of the eternal secret of flesh and blood, and he will find an opportunity to take the life of the old traitor in the future. By the way, he also avenged the people who were poisoned by his strict family. ”
"Senior sister, such a little traitor is naturally innocent. It's just that there are a lot of factory guards in the capital, and we kill people during the day......"
"Afraid of what? What are the great players in the factory guards? Besides, the two sisters did not expose their behavior here. When the time comes, they will find an opportunity to kill people with their swords, and after they succeed, they will immediately retreat, and it is expected that they will not be able to catch up. ”
"Since that's the case, it's all up to Senior Sister to arrange."
"Very good. Senior sister, looking at the figure of this little traitor, even if he has martial arts, it is very ordinary. The woman next to him seemed to have some martial arts, but she was only third- or fourth-rate. Later, the two of us will find an opportunity to approach him, and I will take the life of the little traitor, and you will be there for me. If someone else intervenes, you intercept them. If no one intervenes, you don't have to intervene. After I succeeded, we parted ways, and tonight the two watches will meet at the foot of Xiangshan. ”
"Yes, the little sister knows."
Without saying a word, the two beauties pronounced Yan Hong's death sentence, and even the execution method had been set.