171. Healing without medicine

Jingwen was eating fruit at home, and Liu Qing peeled the grapes and threw them into Jingwen's mouth. Jingwen is also very satisfied with this situation, the beauty peels the grape skin for you, this is a pleasure! And now that Jingwen has sent the recital, it means that he is sick, Jingwen thinks that the emperor should not pursue it, right?

"My lord, it's no good, the emperor has brought a group of people to see you!" The servant said.

Jingwen stood up immediately, he didn't expect that the emperor would actually bring someone to see him in person, which surprised him a little. Emperor Li Shimin is going to force himself to death, and he actually brought someone over to see him in person, obviously not believing that he was sick, and even wanted to tear his face and come here to expose himself!

"You can only take one step, look at one step!" Jingwen thought helplessly.

Jingwen immediately lay down on the bed, then covered it with a blanket, and then studied the patients on the TV in his head, and put a wet towel on it, anyway, he looked like a patient.

"The emperor has arrived!" A voice came from the door.

"Jingwen Aiqing, I heard that you are sick, I came to see you in person!" Li Shimin said.

"Ouch......, Your Majesty, please forgive the ministers for being sick and unable to get up and salute!" Jingwen said.

Li Shimin looked at Jingwen like this, with a wet towel on his head, and thought to himself: "It's really like it!" ”

"Jingwen Aiqing, what kind of illness are you?" Li Shimin asked.

"Your Majesty, the ministers don't know! The doctor outside said that they were only uneducated and could not tell what the disease was. Therefore, the minister can only do this. Jingwen said.

Jingwen is pretending to be sick anyway, and he doesn't say what kind of illness it is. Anyway, even if there are many diseases, they cannot be detected by future generations, can they be detected in this era? Therefore, as long as Jingwen pretends to be sick, no one can detect what kind of incurable disease it is.

"It doesn't matter, how can those quacks outside compare to my imperial doctors?" Li Shimin said.

Li Shimin pointed to the Imperial Doctor and said, "This is Imperial Doctor Qian, he is proficient in internal medicine." ”

"This is Imperial Physician Zhu, and he is proficient in surgery." "This is Doctor Fang, he is good at acupuncture." "This is Imperial Physician Wu, he is proficient in the Forbidden Sect!" ……

Then Li Shimin accepted them one by one, and Jingwen immediately broke out in a cold sweat. He never knew that Chinese medicine was still divided into specialties before, and he originally thought that Chinese medicine was not divided into specialties in ancient times. But since it is a separate department, what does it mean that Li Shimin sent so many people?

"Jingwen! These imperial doctors are experts in every subject, and their medical skills are very superb. Therefore, under the consultation of so many imperial doctors, your disease will definitely be able to be detected. Li Shimin said.

And the head of the Imperial Physician Qian said: "Your Majesty, let the ministers check the Jingwen Imperial History." ”

"Slow!" Li Shimin said.

"Your Majesty, is there anything else?" Doctor Qian asked.

Li Shimin came to Jingwen, and then said, "Jingwen! Once the doctor has examined it, there is no room for negotiation. Since you said you were sick, you still put it on the table. If you're really sick, that's forgiving. But if the doctors don't find out what is wrong at that time, then you will be miserable! Jingwen, you have to think clearly for me, if the imperial doctor can't detect what the disease is, then you are suspected of defrauding the king! ”

Li Shimin turned his head to Imperial Physician Qian and said, "Imperial Physician Qian, do you know what the crime of bullying the monarch is? ”

Imperial Physician Qian was a human spirit, and he immediately understood what Li Shimin meant, and said: "Your Majesty, the crime of bullying the king is one of the most important crimes, and he should be beheaded." ”

Threat, this one is definitely a threat. Li Shimin obviously knew that Jingwen was pretending to be sick, but he really sent a doctor to treat Jingwen. This is clearly about to tear your face. If Jingwen still insists on pretending to be sick, then I am afraid that he will really tear his face with Emperor Li Shimin. Tearing his face with the emperor, not to mention an emperor with real power like Li Shimin, it will definitely not end well.

What's more, just a crime of bullying the king, it is enough to cut off the head. And Jingwen was also nervous, he was hesitating whether to let the imperial doctor examine his body. And if the imperial doctor once examined, it will be irreparable, that is, he will tear his face with Emperor Li Shimin. The reason why Li Shimin said that to Jingwen just now is that there is still room for redemption, let Jingwen figure it out for himself!

"Your grandfather's, staying and pretending to be sick is a dead end, it's better to fight!" Jingwen thought secretly.

Jingwen immediately moved his body, and then shouted excitedly: "The emperor's grace is mighty, and it really makes the minister's family shine." I felt more comfortable physically, and suddenly I felt a lot better. ”

Jingwen suddenly moved his body violently, and then a carp turned over, and then immediately saluted Li Shimin and said, "The emperor is gracious, as soon as you come, the minister's strange illness will be cured immediately." No, the emperor, you see, the ministers are able to get out of bed. Your Majesty, you are truly a god. In the future, as long as any minister is sick, the emperor will go to his home to visit him and promise to cure him without medicine. ”

And those imperial doctors looked like they had eaten dead flies, and they immediately understood that Jingwen was pretending to be sick. Pretending to be sick in front of a doctor is a great insult to them. Even though the Imperial Physicians are officials, they are still doctors at heart, so they feel like they have eaten dead flies.

"Oh? Am I really that powerful? Li Shimin pretended to be stupid and asked.

Jingwen said as a matter of course: "Your Majesty, you are so powerful, and I will be blessed as an official of the Tang Dynasty in the future." ”

"Oh, it turns out that I still have this ability, it seems that I really underestimated myself before!" Li Shimin looked complacent, obviously accepting Jingwen's sycophancy.

And Jingwen breathed a sigh of relief, this time Li Shimin didn't really want to care, he just wanted to force himself to send a Turkic envoy. As long as the emperor doesn't care, the crime of deceiving the king will not be established. The crime of deceitful kings is very idealistic. As long as the emperor doesn't care, the crime of bullying the king is not a crime at all!

"Okay, after three days, you will go to the Turks, and tomorrow I will go to make a formal order!" Li Shimin said.

"Okay, okay, since the minister has recovered from his illness, he naturally has to go on a trip on official business!" Jingwen said.

And Li Shimin suddenly said: "You give me a good care of your body these days, don't get sick again!" ”

Li Shimin added an accent to the word "again", obviously to warn Jingwen not to play any little tricks again.

"Definitely, definitely!" Jingwen said.

Jingwen knew that this time the emperor was determined to let himself envoy to the Turks, so Jingwen had no choice.