170. Weigh the disease
After the dispersal of the dynasty, Jingwen returned to his home, looking very unhappy. And Liu Qing is very understanding and cares, after all, he is his own man!
"Husband, what upset you?" Liu Qing asked.
Jingwen complained: "Today, I was arranged to go to the Turks as an envoy, and I am afraid that I will go to the Turks to discuss trade with the Turks in the near future." ”
"What? To the Turkic envoys? The Turks are not fuel-efficient lamps, and I am afraid that if you are not careful, you will lose your head! Liu Qing said.
Jingwen said helplessly: "What can I do, this is an order from the emperor, and I can't help it!" I'm afraid that it won't be long before the emperor will officially issue an edict for me to go to the Turks. So, let's pack our bags, I'm going on a trip to the Turks. I hope I'll have a little better luck this time, and I won't lose my life! ”
Jingwen couldn't feel the pulse of this Turkic person, because the nomads were extremely brutal according to traditional thinking, and even Jingwen was very afraid. Jingwen did not come into contact with nomads in the true sense of the word, and even if he came into contact with a few Mongols in later generations, they all gave up their nomadic life and began to settle down. In Jingwen's eyes, the ancient nomads were similar to savages, which made him a little uncomfortable. Reasoning with uncivilized savages, isn't this a show just to meet a soldier - is it unreasonable?
Therefore, Jingwen also wanted to escape. He is a posterity, and the posterity rarely has any selfless thoughts. Jingwen, the otaku of later generations, is very selfish, let him take risks now, he won't go! Therefore, he can still hide from this dangerous work. But this time it was the decision of the imperial court, and he also had a headache!
What's more, for the people of the Central Plains, the steppe nomads are all a people who do not produce and specialize in robbery. Although this is a bit misunderstood, it is normal for the Turks to like to plunder. Although the Turks also bred cattle, sheep and horses, they also often plundered each other. They brought this habit to the Han people, so the Han people are also very annoying. The thinking of plundering has reached the bone marrow of the grassland people, and they do not think about what to survive by their own efforts when they encounter disasters, and their first thought is to rob others to survive. This is also the reason why once a major disaster occurs in the steppe, it will be plundered by the Turks.
In fact, a few years later, the Tang Dynasty's attack on the Turks was not without the idea of striking first. Because a few years later, the Turks were already snowing, and countless cattle and sheep froze to death. At this time, if you don't take the initiative to attack the Turks, the Turks will also go south to plunder, which is a very dangerous situation. Therefore, it is normal for Datang to decide to strike first.
"Husband, I can't bear you!" Liu Qing hugged Jingwen and said.
Jingwen also hugged Liu Qing, obviously very reluctant! In ancient times, it was never advisable to go far away, because going far away meant a lot of risk. In the ancient world, all kinds of information were not well communicated, and the road was also very risky. Many times, once you go far away, it is the end of life and death. What's more, it is an uncivilized nation that goes to the Turks, which makes Liu Qing even more reluctant. Jingwen can be said to be Liu Qing's closest person, if Jingwen has an accident, then doesn't Liu Qing want to be alone for a lifetime? Therefore, Liu Qing was reluctant to let Jingwen go out to envoy the Turks.
"Husband, what can you do to shirk it?" Liu Qing asked.
"What's the best way to do it? This was proposed by the old deflated calf of the King of Rencheng, so the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty agreed with it. King Rencheng, an old deflated calf, sees that if I don't soak his daughter in the future, I won't call Jing Wen! Jing Wen said angrily.
After Liu Qing heard this, there was nothing good to do. Because this is the mention of the king of Rencheng, if he refuses directly, I am afraid that it will be a slap in the face of Li Daozong, the king of Rencheng, the prince of the clan. And this is still a resolution of the imperial court, maybe tomorrow will be an edict. If you refuse it directly, then I am afraid it will be a protest. The crime of resisting the decree is very strict, but it is a crime that can be caused by losing one's head. Therefore, Liu Qing did not dare to jump into Jingwen to resist the decree.
Liu Qing suddenly said: "Husband, you just call yourself sick!" If you call yourself sick, then the emperor should not let you continue to send envoys to the Turks. So, don't you think you'll be able to dodge this errand to the Turks? ”
"Oh, yes! I can pretend to be sick! Didn't I just pretend to be sick and didn't go to class back then? Jingwen said.
Jingwen then remembered that he could pretend to be sick! When Jingwen went to class back then, didn't he skip class by pretending to be sick? And now you can also rely on pretending to be sick and not going, which is also a common method used by various officials on TV. On TV, if those officials don't want to do a certain errand, don't they all rely on pretending to be sick to fool around? Therefore, Jingwen can also pretend to be sick and not go, anyway, this reason should be used by others himself. When the time comes, will the emperor still be able to embarrass a sick person? According to the experience in the TV series, the reason for pretending to be sick is a killer feature!
"Qing'er, you are really my virtuous helper!" Jingwen said excitedly.
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"What, Jingwen is sick? He was fine just now, why is he sick? Li Shimin exclaimed.
And the chamberlain also said helplessly: "Your Majesty, Jingwen Yushi said that he is already sick, and he is not lightly ill!" He was afraid that he would not be able to complete the errand of the envoy, so he asked the emperor to ask Gao Ming. ”
When Li Shimin heard the words of the chamberlain, his face immediately turned extremely dark. Don't think that Li Shimin is a fool, he immediately knew what Jingwen meant when he heard the words of the chamberlain. Jingwen is definitely not sick, he is pretending to be sick. Jingwen is not sick, it is definitely a heart disease. He didn't want to go to the Turkic envoys, so he was "sick".
If it wasn't pretending to be sick, then why didn't this disease come early and couldn't play, but it came at this time. This is simply slapping Emperor Li Shimin in the face! The court has just discussed the resolution, and the emperor is ready to issue an edict, but you are actually sick. If you're really sick, that's fine. But now it is obviously pretending to be sick, which makes Li Shimin feel that his face has been slapped. If it weren't for the maintenance of the emperor's majesty, I'm afraid I would have to scold people on the spot.
"Good! Sick? I'll let the Imperial Doctor take a look and see what disease he has! Sick, is it dying? Li Shimin said in a weird way.