Chapter 1: Guanyin leads the Buddha's decree to Chang'e to go on a mission

Section 6: Chang'e's privacy plays the heavenly court

"That's what makes you attractive. You are a beauty in the mortal world. When you go to heaven, you will naturally become a beautiful (female) god in the eyes of a male god. Avalokiteshvara said.

"The most annoying thing is the picket of the king of Lingguan. On the third day of my entry into the Heavenly Court, he openly harassed me in the Guanghan Palace on the pretext of recording the household registration of the goddess, and was stopped by me from telling the Queen Mother. Ever since Marshal Pig (Bajie) was demoted to the mortal realm, the king (Lingguan) has always harassed me more frequently, more blatantly, and more unscrupulously! Chang'e said.

"This king (spiritual official) is all in charge, insidious and cunning. In the mortal realm, he started by playing with power, and perished with greed for money and lust. When it comes to Heaven, 'Dogs can't change their nature of eating human!' Relying on the power of the Queen Mother, he became a wolf greedy for money and lust! Avalokiteshvara said.

"This king (spiritual official) is always there, I didn't take a fancy to him at first sight. Ever since he denounced Marshal Pig (Bajie), I have hated this kind of 'despicable little god' from the bottom of my bones," Chang'e said.

"You still have to be careful against this kind of unscrupulous person! They have always acted in disobedience. Beware of them 'setting up' to trap your (Bajie) marshal brother! Avalokiteshvara said.

"This despicable little god' has already pitted Marshal Pig (Bajie) once. This time, I can't let him know about my privacy with Marshal Pig (Bajie) no matter what! One day when Marshal Pig (Bajie) cultivates to fruition, the two of us will openly 'kiss' in front of the public and become a husband and wife who have no feelings. Angry at these 'despicable little gods'. ”

"I called you to 'form a group' to welcome, the purpose is to make those 'lustful male gods' who are still harassing you what feeling you are still doing, and one by one which 'picking flower hearts' will die early!" Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, we have been talking privately for a long time today. I don't have any secrets about you now. At the end of all, I want to say something to you that I want to say but am embarrassed to say to anyone else. Chang'e said.

"You say happily, I promise not to spread it and protect your privacy!" Avalokiteshvara said.

"You said that Marshal Pig (Bajie) and I will only be a couple in the name of husband and wife, but not the feeling of husband and wife. Marshal Pig (Bajie) Dharma crosses the body, and it is not difficult to achieve lust and no desire for wine. I'm different. I am in the prime of life, the six roots are not purified, which feeling the desire is strong. I have now enjoyed the caress of two men (God), what an indescribable, indescribable feeling. At my age, I don't want to end any feeling of love no matter what, just enjoy the monotony of love! Chang'e said.

"In Buddhism, it is said that 'cultivating the mind and cultivating the mind'. As far as you are concerned, from now on, you have to 'cultivate your mind and mind.'" Which feeling of love and affection is one and the same, two aspects of the living body. Which feeling of love is the basis of love, and which feeling of love is the condition of love. In a sense, there is no love without any feeling; There is no love, let alone love! This is determined by the natural law that life and death of man (God) are fateful. Which feeling of love is conditional and is determined by the age of man (God). Both the early years of man (God) and the old age on the verge of withering lack the conditions for feeling love. The youth and prime of man (God) are the period when love is flourishing. Therefore, the love of which feeling is the product of the stages of man (God), and love runs through the whole life of man (God). All people who are physically and mentally healthy (God) have the freedom to pursue and enjoy whatever kind of love and affection they feel. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I'm afraid I can't bear any loneliness! Our goddess can't be like a male god, what two or three times of love and love in her life? Bodhisattva, do you think my idea is outrageous! Is it childish or bizarre? Chang'e said.

"I want you to 'cultivate your mind and mind,' and that actually answers your question. A woman's pursuit of love for which feeling is different from that of a man. The feeling of love that a woman pursues varies from person to person. Some women are hungry for love that they pursue; Some women pursue a feeling of love like a fish in water; Some women pursue which feeling of love is fulfilled; Some women pursue a feeling of love like a tiger; Some women pursue a feeling of love like a treasure; Some women pursue love, which feeling of love is intoxicated; Some women pursue a feeling of love that is just that. Avalokiteshvara said.

"Marshal Pig (Bajie) has had three women. I also want to find another suitable male god. Experience what it's like to be in love with three men (God) for a lifetime. I am still a god, and I haven't walked in the world in vain! Chang'e said.

"It's up to you to decide! Confidants are hard to find! Bajie has a love affair with three women (gods), which is fate. What kind of love do you want to have with three men (God), and now it is even more by providence! The gods have gods to pick, and the heavenly horses are ridden by immortals! You are so delicate, there will definitely be a male god to let you enjoy the happiness of love and love! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, let you say that my heart is itching right now. The marshal and I (Zhu Bajie) are really a pair made in heaven, a pair that grows on the ground. When the marshal sees a beautiful woman, he can't walk, and if he leaves a woman, he eats people. I also felt itchy when I saw a handsome guy, and I left God A (male) and thought of God B (male)! Chang'e said.

"In the future, you will bring more male Q (people, gods) Q sense, happy, and chic beauties (gods)." Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, don't say it. Besides, welcome the marshal to achieve a positive result One day, I will really not be able to control myself. When the time comes, I will be heroic and chic. Let all the male gods in Heaven go crazy for me. Go crazy for me. To hell with them, let them fight for me! Chang'e said.

"On behalf of men, I thank God for giving birth to you, the 'beautiful goddess', so that all men in the world are overwhelmed by your beauty, your tenderness, your romance, and your sweetness. On behalf of women, I accuse God of being too unfair, how can you concentrate your beautiful face, slender figure, and fascinated voice into your one-god body. Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, how nice it would be if you were a man. I will immediately 'return to heaven as husband and wife' with you! Chang'e sang the Huangmei tune as she spoke.

"If I were a man, I would have 'eaten' you clean, how could it be your turn to be a dumb marshal. I want to grasp the reincarnation and become a man, the sooner and sooner I will enjoy your glamorous blessings! Avalokiteshvara said.

"It's a deal! I'm waiting for you to reincarnate quickly and become a handsome guy. When the time comes, I'll QQQQ you when we're looking for a feeling! Chang'e said.

"You ronin prodigal, you say that I, a desireless Buddha, are 'heart blooming' and 'spring rippling'." Avalokiteshvara said.

"Love is a net, both human beings and gods need to be brave to face it. Whether it is 'cultivating the mind' or 'cultivating the mind', no one can escape this love network. Chang'e said.

"Love is a net, both human beings and gods need to be brave to face it. Whether it is 'cultivating the mind' or 'cultivating the mind', no one can escape this love network. Chang'e said.

"You, the 'envoy of the god of beauty', through today's 'Phoenix Talk', your discussion with Bajie on which feeling can become an out-of-print love song in the divine realm!" Avalokiteshvara said.

"Prizes! That is history. I want you to be reincarnated as a man now. I want to work with you to re-inherit, excavate, reclaim, and innovate a new chapter of 'which feeling' in life. Chang'e said.

"You, 'Envoy of the Beauty God', reincarnation transformation, which is just a joke. How can it be taken seriously! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Sincerity is spirit! So many dreams come true! I now look forward to another marshal brother sharing a new married life with me as soon as possible! This Goddess is in the prime of women's time, and I want to seize the opportunity to enjoy women's life. After a period of time, the god (man) will be old and yellow, and the goddess (man) will enter the withering period, and then talk about the pursuit or enjoyment of which feeling of love and the happiness of love, which is the foolish dream, foolish talk! Chang'e said.

"You, the 'envoy of the god of beauty', have a sense of love and love for the pursuit of love, not only 'seize the day', but also 'keep pace with the times', 'harmonious innovation', and 'leave a legacy for a thousand years'. Gratifying! Congratulations! Respectable! There is one point that I specifically point out, my Buddha is compassionate, and it is difficult to imitate this Buddha in this life! Nan Ah Mi Tuo Buddha! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, don't let me guess dumb riddles! How long will it take for me to meet my lover! I'm looking for a third male god now, whether I have a marriage history or not; Whether there are children around you, old (human) gods, etc., are all casual. Those who have been married and those who are not married are included in the recruitment. Newborn virgins are better. A blank piece of paper, I can draw whatever picture I want, whatever I feel! If I meet you, a handsome reincarnation brother in the future、、、、、、" Chang'e said.

"Heaven is not to be leaked! Spit on a stone and it will be wet at last! I can tell you a prophetic condition. Among the many male gods who pursue you, there is a 'talented god' who composes music and lyrics for you, which will be the latest, earliest, fastest, and most satisfying new (lover) man you have captured! Avalokiteshvara said.

"It's beautiful. The first two men I met were both martial artists. The third male is the 'talented man'. I have to cherish the love I want to find with this well-mannered 'talented man'. Chang'e said.

"Does a 'talented man' have to be a weak scholar!!" Avalokiteshvara said.

I don't have an answer to that question yet. When I meet the 'Cai Shen Lang', I will make a special trip to reveal it to your Bodhisattva! By the way, the 'Cai Shenlang' you said composed music and lyrics for me. Now the popular songs are updated too fast. Can you give me some pointers and guide me to write a synopsis of the lyrics and songs for me? Chang'e said.

"Let me tell you first, this 'talented god' is 1.75 meters tall and looks like a god. He was also a 'martial artist' and served as a civilian officer in the army. He writes well, and he is proficient in lyrics and poetry. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I'm a star! Yanfu is coming! Glamorous! I'm so happy and excited right now. I never write lyrics or poems. Today, I made an exception and now gave a poem. I'm glad to be ugly to you!

Born with a beautiful sister-in-law and a good figure

Fascinate handsome guy infatuated with a lover

The body is soft and glamorous, and the stars are shining

The handsome military generals are coming

The male god and goddess spend the spring rain

Q love love spectrum new chapter

Life is easy to grow old, and God is not old

My glamorous history is beautiful for thousands of years

Chang'e read the impromptu poem in her characteristic sweet mezzo-soprano.

"It's poetry, and it's still not hot to enter the ranks of 'good'! Your future lover, the lyrics are more beautiful than yours. I can only tell you a rough idea:

I admire your beauty, I applaud your romance, I revel in your honey、、、、、、 I am your protector.

I share your tenderness, I accompany your singing, I give you happiness、、、、、、 I am your patron saint. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I give your happiness, and I am your happy God." Chang'e immediately rewrote the last two lyrics.

"Alright. 'Envoy of the God of Beauty', your 'history of love with Bajie' will come to an end today. Now let's turn to Chen Xuanzang and his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to raise holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang! Avalokiteshvara said.

Chang'e used her sweet mezzo-soprano and tail to report to Guanyin Bodhisattva that Chen Xuanzang led his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to raise holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang.

Chang'e said: During this trip to Meitang, Marshal Pig (Bajie) prepared a "baby grass" for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang according to the will of the Bodhisattva. During my stay in Meitang, Marshal Zhu accompanied me to visit the "Jiandi Well", watched the "Civilization Bridge" built by Sun Wukong, and the "Xinpiyan" built by Sha Wujing. I watched the "Son of Heaven Gang" from heaven. The "Five Elements Mountain" with the five fingers of the Buddha's right hand deformed was broken by Wukong and fell to the Meitang area to become the "Five Dragons Mountain".

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a fancy to the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang and revealed the heavenly opportunity that the "Five Dragon Mountain" belonged to the Dragon Vein Land.

After Chang'e reported to Guanyin Bodhisattva, she came to Heaven on this day and reported to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in time. There is no doubt that the private affair with Zhu Bajie was omitted and sealed.

After Chang'e saluted, she said in her sweet mezzo-soprano: Your Majesty Qiqin, the goddess Chang'e was recently sent by the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to make a special trip to the mortal world to inspect the situation of Tang monks and apprentices going to Jiangnan for half a day of leisure on the way to the west to learn scriptures. The original reason is that the Buddha learned that Wukong protected the Tang monk Xitian on the way to learn the scriptures, and specially instructed Guanyin Bodhisattva to arrange for them to go to the Meitang area in the south of the Yangtze River for half a day of leisure, and at the same time prepare holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang.

The Jade Emperor said in surprise: The Buddha's blessed heart can be seen by the sun and the moon! Respectable! Congratulations!

The Queen Mother said: Tang Seng, Wukong, Wu Neng, and Wu Jing What good deeds did their masters and apprentices do during their leisure period? What holy relics have been prepared for Tianzigang?

Chang'e continued to say in her sweet mezzo-soprano: Qi Qin Niangniang, the place where Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for the Tang monks and apprentices to relax this time is the Tianzigang area of Meitang in the south of the Yangtze River. This place is the five mountains of gold, wood, water, fire and earth that the Buddha used his five fingers to turn into, and pressed the Wulong Mountain that Wukong broke through and descended after 500 years. The Five Elements Mountain of the Buddha is a conjoined body of two-colored rocks. Among them, the big finger is a red rock, and the other four fingers are a cyan rock. Between the thumb and index finger is the junction. Therefore, the Tianzigang of Wulong Mountain has become the junction of the two major plates of the earth's blue rock and red rock. The water here is "living water", and the spring water in the crevices of the underground has a constant temperature throughout the four seasons and flows continuously. This mountain is a "living mountain", and Tianzigang belongs to the dragon vein holy land of the head of the five dragons. The Bodhisattva deliberately arranged for the Tang monks and apprentices to prepare four holy relics for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land during the leisure period: "Red Stone Golden Carp" - fish, "Porcelain Bottle Grass" - grass, "Jade Bottle Holy Water" - water, and "Scoop Gourd Ambergris" - wine. Tianzigang, the holy land of the dragon vein, the ancestors of the destined people in the future are destined to be buried here, which can bless his descendants to be the founding emperor and hereditary government for 300 years.

The Jade Emperor listened and said excitedly: Guanyin is perfect in the mortal realm, the immortal realm, or the divine realm. Respectable! Admirable!

The Queen Mother said: Guanyin is kind-hearted and thoughtful! In the mortal world, the fairy world, the divine world, the yang world, and the netherworld, she puts charity first, compassion is the cherish, purifies all sentient beings, and people praise the immortals and worship the gods!

The goddess of Chang'e used her unique sweet mezzo-soprano to tell the story of the Tang monks and apprentices preparing the dragon vein relics of Tianzigang to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother and the gods and ministers on duty in court.

Wang Lingguan, the governor on duty, saw Chang'e's face full of spring, and knew that Chang'e went down to earth this time and bathed in the Xian ceremony of love. Love is the best moisturizer for mature women. Before the Pan Tao Meeting, that is, not long after Chang'e ascended to heaven and stayed in Guanghan Palace, Wang Lingguan took the opportunity of registering the list of goddesses to rudely show his love in Guanghan Palace, but was severely rejected by Chang'e! Since then, Wang Lingguan has both loved and hated Chang'e. On the day of the Pan Tao Meeting, Marshal Tianpeng broke into the Guanghan Palace with alcohol, hugged Chang'e and kissed in broad daylight, Wang Lingguan was jealous and immediately reported to the Jade Emperor, so that Tianpeng was punished and demoted. Wang Lingguan wanted to eliminate a rival in love, and then find an opportunity to show his love to Chang'e. Seeing the joy of Chang'e's return from the earth, it is known that the flowers have fallen to their owners, and it is speculated that the lord of the flowers is the canopy. Wang Lingguan added hatred to Chang'e, and hated the canopy of the god who plucked the stamens of Chang'e! Wang Lingguan listened attentively to Chang'e's account of the legendary experience of the Tang monks and apprentices who prepared holy relics for Tianzigang, and planned how to destroy it in the future, thus opening the prelude to the Xianyou God fighting for Tianzigang.

During the Tang Dynasty (618-——907 AD), Tang monks and apprentices were on their way to the west to learn scriptures, and were "faxed" to Meitang by Guanyin Bodhisattva to prepare holy relics for Tianzigang, a dragon vein holy land. Tang Seng left behind the "Book of Heavenly Secrets".

"Red Stone Golden Carp" - Transferred to Wujing by the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Run, the Queen of Carp

"Jade Bottle Grass" - endowed with enlightenment by Chang'e Fairy Trust,

"Porcelain Bottle Holy Water" - entrusted by Guanyin Bodhisattva to Chang'e,

"Ladyboard ambergris" - given to the white dragon horse by the old gentleman of Taishang.

Chang'e first told the story of Tang Seng preparing the "Book of Heaven" for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang, and then recounted Wukong's preparation of the "Red Stone Golden Carp" - fish, Wu Neng's preparation of the "Porcelain Bottle Grass" - grass, Guanyin Bodhisattva's preparation of the "Jade Bottle Holy Water" - water, the preparation of the "Scoop Beard Dragon Saliva " - wine, and Wujing's preparation of the catfish guard for the Dragon Palace of Dongting Lake

experience. Among them, the private relationship between Chang'e and Bajie has been sealed by Chang'e for thousands of years. During this period, when Chang'e took advantage of this business trip to the Tianzigang area of Meitang to monitor the leisure situation of the Tang monks and apprentices, she dressed up as a village girl and Bajie to have a complex of love between men and women in heaven and earth.

Read on to find out what happens next、、、、、、