Chapter 1: Guanyin leads the Buddha's decree that Chang'e should be sent by God

The third section of "Digital Three Trusts" continues a new chapter

(Female) (singing) There are countless reefs on Ming Island, and there are countless bridges on the islands.

There are so many Chinese bridges, I want to be too wordy!

Categorizing and merging the "divine will" bridge, I will innovate "concise".

The connection between countries is called the Friendship Bridge.

The state is connected from state to state and is called the bridge of wealth.

The villages are connected to each other and are called the Harmony Bridge.

Men and women love to give birth to love bridges

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will be a magpie bridge.

Can you help me build a bridge、、、、、、

Xiao (Xiao) Hanqing's Xth-generation grandson, Xiao Zhai, supplemented and supplemented the "Law of Three Characters". Here are some excerpts:

We have three cross-border bridges in China. One is the Dandong Yalu River Bridge leading to North Korea; the second is the Guangxi Friendship Pass Bridge leading to Vietnam; The third is a little-known small bridge in the Yanbianchuan area of Jilin, which leads to Russia and North Korea.

(Male) can't see that you have studied the number "three" very deeply!

Of course. The number three, from ancient times to the present, from the emperor to the common people, is very worshipped. In history, there are "Three Kingdoms", Taoyuan "Three Knots", and Liu Bei has three thatched houses、、、、、、

(Male) Chairman Mao, a great man in modern times, is more divinely using the number three. He wrote three sixteen-character orders. One of them can measure the height of the sky. There are words as evidence: "Mountain, fast horse whip did not get off the saddle, shocked to look back, three feet three from the sky." "Look, isn't the height of the day coming out? He also personally created the army, navy, and air force; commanded the "three" battles of Liaoshen, Huaihai, and Pingjin; The "three" mountains of imperialism, feudalism and bureaucratic capitalism were overthrown. The establishment of New China. With the exception of Taiwan, Hong Kong and Macao, the socialist system has been fully implemented in Chinese mainland. Chairman Mao launched a special period in his later years, wrongly criticizing Deng Tuo, Wu Han, and Liao Musha; wrongfully defeated Liu Shaoqi, Deng Lao, and Tao Zhu, the three "capitalist roaders". In his old man's own words, his life's merits were "seventy-three open". In his later years, he also made a three-point mistake

(F) Hey. Chairman Mao still has three wives in his old man's life: the first wife, Yang Kaihui, is heroic and righteous; the second wife, He Zizhen, was treated in the Soviet Union; The third wife** (pen name Li Jin) died of illness in Qinling (prison).

Our three generations of leaders have incisive expositions on the "three", and the second generation of leadership core, Deng Lao, has "one country, two systems". General Secretary Jiang, the core of the third-generation leadership, has "three represents."

This plus two is also three. We ordinary people have a higher opinion of three. Confucius once said, "If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher." "Three stinkers, race over Zhuge Liang." "Three sentences do not leave the bank."

(Male) The judicial circles say that "triangular debts" are the most difficult to determine; In the construction industry, the triangular structure is the strongest; The merchant said that behind a successful man there must be three women.

The (male) beauty said that the honor guard of the "three armies" was the most handsome. Men say that women wear three-point styles the most beautiful.

(Female) corrupt officials say that there is no way to clean up officials: courage; There are levels; Competent; No gift-giving (no official).

(Male) Qing officials said that corrupt officials "have three meetings and one no": they will be greedy; will occupy; will accept bribes; It didn't end well.

Some people say that reading novels and listening to stories about love triangles is the most interesting.

(Male) want me to say, the actors, directors, and editors who make tertiary films are all "low-level fun".

Every word we say now has something to do with three.

Yes, everything we're talking about now is connected to three.

The movie has (Sanjin Mountain City). Peking Opera has three forks. The phone has Samsung. There is also 3D to buy lottery tickets.

Men and women are also inseparable from the three. In the eighties of the last century, female compatriots asked for three major items: bicycles, watches, and sewing machines. In the nineties, female compatriots looking for a partner had to have a house, a car, a ticket, and the "three sons" were complete. Nowadays, female compatriots looking for a boyfriend also have three: "one big, two thick, and three hard".

(Male) big, is it big? Coarse, is it coarse? Hard, that is, what do the two of them do, which part should be hard?

(Female) silly hat. You don't understand this, right? "One big, two coarse, three to be hard", that is, "big wealth, coarse spirit, hard relationship". You go into the "sewers" as you talk!

(Male) There are really a lot of high theories that our people prefer "three".

There are three treasures in the Northeast: ginseng; Ermine; Ula grass.

Dalian has three treasures: sea cucumber; Abalone; Green grass.

The (female) school has a lot to do with the "three".

The school is divided into students, disciplines, and academic systems.

There are three levels of academic qualifications: primary school, middle school, and university.

Teachers are divided into three categories: teachers, lecturers, and tutors.

There are three age groups of instructors: old, middle and young.

There are "three things" in the school:

Staple food: rice and scrambled eggs, delicious and nutritious;

Buns: Vegetarian stuffed meat, delicious and easy to swallow,

Steamed buns, the size is moderate, good to look good to swallow.

Non-staple food: potatoes, radishes and cabbage.

There are both old and new tricks.

shredded potatoes, potato wedges, potato chips;

Salted radish, spicy cabbage, cold kelp.

These are all home-cooked dishes, specialties, traditional dishes of northern schools.

Cucumbers, pumpkins, gourds.

Water melon, papaya, large winter melon.

Bitter gourd, loofah, sweet watermelon.

Sweet potato, cantaloupe, cantaloupe.

Nest melon, pickled melon, long cucumber.

These are all home-cooked dishes, specialities, and traditional dishes of Southern schools

(Male) If you want to talk about home-cooked food, there are still many kinds of "chicken".

Fried chicken wings, chicken neck in sauce, crispy chicken thighs.

Scrambled eggs, steamed eggs, boiled eggs with tea leaves

Braised chicken hearts, fried chicken livers, barbecue chicken.

Stewed chicken rack, stir-fried chicken intestines, garlic paste with chicken feet.

Braised chicken comb, fried chicken breast, spicy chicken balls (testicles)

If you want to talk about traditional dishes, there is still a lot of knowledge about "tofu".

Fried tofu, spicy tofu, frozen tofu

Tofu brain, dried tofu, tofu skin

Red tofu, moldy tofu, stinky tofu

If you want to talk about special dishes, there are many varieties of "fish".

Sea cucumbers, abalone, lobsters.

Loach, yellow eel, king eight (soft-shelled turtle).

Crackers, scallops, snails.

Frogs, mud frogs, bullfrogs.

Fried ants, sparrows, moth pupa.

Pigeons, rabbits, rats (voles)

There are also many origins between the (female) army and the "three".

There are sea, land and air branches of the armed forces.

The army is organized into the "three-three system":

The regiment is organized into three battalions, the company is organized into three platoons, and the platoon is organized into three squads.

There are three levels of officer ranks: captain, colonel, and general.

There are three ranks of lieutenants: second lieutenant, lieutenant, and captain

There are three ranks of generals: major general, lieutenant general, and general.

There are three "flowers" (referring to the five-star ranks) in the three types of military ranks:

One bar "three flowers" - captain

Two-bar "three flowers" - colonel

There is no bar "Sanhua" - the general

(Male): In history, there was Liu Bei's "three visits to the thatched house" Tu Liangcai.

(Female): In reality, there is (Yang) "Third Sister" who went to Beijing alone to sue corrupt officials.

(Male): Chairman Mao used three generals of the Yang family in the army that year; Yang Yong, Yang Dezhi, Yang Chengwu.

(Female): Chairman Mao used three civil generals of the Xiao family in the army that year; Xiao Hua, Xiao Ke, Xiao Jinguang.

(M): Okay, I wish you all the best of the best: Lao Tzu's sons and grandchildren will be prosperous for generations to come.

(F): Okay, I also wish you all the best results.

(Male) Let's talk about today's "digital three-to-one family", how to use the "three-character digital" to make money!

(F): Okay! Let's talk about how your "job trust" cheats money!

(Male) This is easy to say. Do you need to find a job if you have been made redundant? Do you need to find a job after your child graduates from college? Does your daughter-in-law need to find a job when she retires? Your needs are my way of making money. I invested a few thousand yuan, bought a few broken cars, registered a "Shenzhou" transportation company with the industrial and commercial department, and the first step was to send information to the talent network; The second step is to advertise in the newspaper; The third step is to hire people to distribute wild leaflets everywhere;

(F): It's a "three-character number" again!

(M): Yes!" The three-character number "should be used from time to time. Use it every month, every day. The company "Recruitment. Careers. Urgently hire "drivers; The salary is a basic salary, ten bonuses, and ten commissions (30% discount for veterans).

(F): It's a "three-character number" again!

(Male): When you come to the company with the "three hire" advertisements, the company has three procedures to welcome you: the first is the test registration of the human resources department; The second is to pay a deposit of 3,000 yuan in the finance office, and then go to my manager's office to sign the contract.

(F): This is a very normal employment procedure of the company, and it is not unusual!

When you sign the contract, the company will give you an old car. Broken car. The "three-yard" car to be scrapped requires you to complete the transportation task of 30,000 yuan per month. Profits are divided into "three sevens". Company Seven; You personally three. Failure to achieve the profit target: no basic salary. Don't talk about bonuses. Withhold your deposit.

(M): Hey! These three-plate axes are black enough.

(Female): When you go to work and drive, you make a slight profit in the first week; In the second week, there are fewer cars to stop, and the capital is guaranteed; In the third week, there is a lot of bad work, and you are in a hurry to lose money.

(Male): This is a set up by the company in advance, and you will be compensated after the autumn!

(F): After three weeks, the car broke down and you had no money to repair it, and by the end of the month, you could not complete the transportation target, not only did you not have a basic salary. It is also impossible to get a bonus, let alone give you a refund of the risk collateral.

(M): A company like you that loses money by working hard, I'll fire you!

(F): All I want is your words and deeds. If you don't do it, you will be in breach of contract, and your mortgage will be deducted first, and then you will be required to pay the late fee for temporary population management and the late fee for the birth census

(M): It's another three-plate axe!

(F): Yes! You are a mountain of gold, and I have hollowed out your true scriptures!

(Male): I'm not doing it anymore, I don't want a deposit, I'll make up a "bird" gold for you!

(F): Many talents who apply for jobs in our company end up with the same ending as you: self-violation of the agreement. Self-quit job. Self-inflicted dumb loss. My brother-in-law returned to his hometown from demobilization from the army last year, and when he saw an advertisement for "three jobs" in a certain city, he applied for the job with 3,000 yuan, but was sold out by the company in less than a month. After the most Lu borrowed 300 yuan from the fellow to return home.

(Male): The contents of this job are miscellaneous. The temptation is great. There are many traps, and it is inevitable that there will be "geniuses" who will be fooled! It's not so easy for you to cheat money as a "marriage trust", right?

(Female): This wedding, like the job trust, is inseparable from the three-character number.

I am a mature divorced woman in her thirties, and her former husband moved abroad to inherit a huge inheritance and find a new love. My in-laws compensated me a huge sum of money. I have a 5 year old daughter and the existing factory building. Car. Villa. I urgently need someone to support me in my career; care about me in life; Emotionally considerate of my man as a companion. There is no age limit. There is no limit to urban and rural areas, and there is no limit to marriage.

(M): Hey! These "three haves." The condition of "three unlimited" is too tempting.

(Female): Through the matchmaking advertisement, I sprinkled the bait of ten beautiful young women and ten beautiful rich women among the lonely men (widows), so why worry about the fish not taking the bait!

(Male): Beautiful. I'm a married man. It is better to believe in what it has than to believe in what it does not. Let's go to the investigation first.

(F): You daydream. There will be no pie in the sky! When you dial the emotional hotline. When you hear the tender mezzo-soprano ask you to remember the joint code, the fish will take the bait.

(Male): Lover's dating, men's suits and leather shoes. Personable; The ladies are dressed in gold and silver, and they are radiant.

(Female): For the first date, the wedding trust usually chooses a song hall. Ballroom. Cafe joints create a sense of affection in the first place. The atmosphere of seeing each other and hating late.

(Male): Being a "marriage trust" can be described as both good and rich.

(Female): The first time we met, the man talked about gentlemanly demeanor. Song. Tea. Drinking, spend 2--300 RMB easily. The second time they meet, the marriage trust usually chooses to buy a ring for the woman in the mall. Necklaces and other wedding gifts. It's normal to spend 1-2 pieces of 300 yuan. The third meeting, the marriage trust usually chooses to be in the food supermarket, and the man makes an appointment to meet his parents at the marriage trust, spending 2-3 300 yuan, and it is normal to buy some supplements to honor the elderly.

(Male): Engage in objects and spend some money to cultivate feelings. Value!

(F): If I do marry you, of course it's worth it. If I don't marry you, won't you lose a lot?

(M): We're both on this job, you said to "blow the lamp" with me, how can you be embarrassed to say it?

(F): This is easy to do. I've already prepared a set of three-word digital emotion test questions. This set of emotion test questions was studied and calculated by the Venus I-Ching Academy; Jupiter Gossip Publishing. Mercury Specialty Store Exclusive Drop. Mars Recycling Station Site Recycling. Core secrets, piracy must be investigated.

(Male): You have to pay a fee for materials. How much does a set cost?

(F): Not expensive. Only 100 RMB. Don't worry, listen to my introduction to the emotional test questions! My first marriage hurt me so much that I couldn't afford to be hurt by my second marriage. There are 333 questions in this set of emotion test questions. It is divided into warm and satisfying type; Sweet business; Three groups of pre-split type. Each component is divided into three categories of ABC. Each type of question is designed with three grades of scores. As long as you have a beginner Chinese, follow the prompts to score Bai has been scored. After the most, add the sum of the scores of the three types of questions according to the formula of AB+BC+CA, which type of question has the highest score, and you belong to that type of man. If the two of us are destined and belong to the same type, we will get married as soon as possible; If we don't have a chance, then "swing" as soon as possible, so as not to fall into the quagmire of feelings and fall deeper and deeper. I can't afford to be hurt by a second marriage!

(Male): Foreshadowing the pen, this trick is really bad!

(F): It's called pond lighting. Moths to the fire. Consensual. I won't say the next step and you understand. When you're a sweet businessman, I'm a warm and happy person. Anyway, we're not the same type. We just have to blow the lamp. I can't afford to be hurt by a second marriage!

(M): The money I spent on you a few days ago has become a bamboo basket for water. The blind man lit the lamp in vain!

(Female): This is called "making money from marriage trusts, and taking it in a proper way". A few sheets of photocopied paper, printed with hundreds of questions, the married person spent 100 yuan to buy them, and after answering the questions with a pencil, the marriage trust was taken back and erased with an eraser. Sell it to a second bridal person. I spend a few hundred dollars a month on advertising and phone bills to meet with 2-3 married people. Drink sweet. It's fun to earn 23,000 dollars!

(M): Hey! This marriage is beautiful. But that's a woman's business. I'm a big man, can I be a marriage?

(Female): When the old man is a wedding trust, not only can he eat it. In the 2004 Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Benshan gave Gao Xiumin as a wedding trust, and Fan Wei called his father for more than ten minutes. The two of them immediately became superstars in the land of China.

(M): Hey! They were celebrities. You say "job care." "Marriage trust" can make money, I believe this. So how does the "REIT" cheat money?

(F): As long as you need it, I can make money. Today's young people have to rent a house for part-time work; Graduate school and knowledge need to rent a house; Marriage and cohabitation have to rent a house. The more people who want to rent, the more opportunities there are for my REIT to make money. I provide the listing information to the housing agency: water. Electricity. Gas. Fully furnished, convenient transportation and low rent.

(M): I have to take a look first, don't spend any more money!

(F): The fish is hooked, and the game will be over immediately. When you go to a real estate agency to rent a room, you must pay three yuan to fill in the form first; Pay another 10 yuan to see the house; Pay another 100 yuan hand fee. Verbal promise: If you can't rent the house three times, the firm will refund the hand-to-hand fee.

(M): It's a three-character number again! I'm really spending money to rent your house and see how you make my hard-earned money.

(F): When the agent of the real estate agency takes you to my house to see the property. I plan to double the rent from $300 per month to $3,300. You see the huge difference between the price and the original statement, and immediately feel like being fooled. In this "friendly" atmosphere, eleven out of 10 renters will not close.

(M): Yes! I don't rent your house, see how you cheat me out of my money!

(F): That's right! If you don't rent my room, I can make money. You're renting my room, I really don't have a place to sleep.

(M): If you rent a house, how can you still live in the house?

(F): That's right. Why don't you call me a REIT? When you look at the property, I say that the original renter will not expire in a few days. When I raised the price of rent and you off, I naturally stayed in the same house.

(Male): I didn't rent a house, and the agent will refund my handling fee, how do you make my money!

(F): Refund fee? It's easy to say. What we earn is the commission. We had a verbal agreement first, but once it didn't happen, and there were two more; Two times it didn't work, and three more times. You go back first, there is a suitable space for you, and I will notify you immediately.

(M): I had to go back and wait for good news.

(F): Go back and wait for the "busy sound"!

(M): Is there a fraud?

(F): You guessed it again! The agency will wait at least half a month before it can call you. The result of your look is still the same as last time, and the house is not rented.

(M): I have to go back and wait for the busy news.

(F): When you wait any longer, you may be able to rent a room through other means. The agency will not give you a third notice either. You won't go to the agency and ask for a fee. Because you don't have that much time and energy.

(Male): You, the three-star family, have changed their ways to use three-character digital to defraud consumers of their money.

(Female): This is called receiving work for remuneration and operating legally. In line with the "low input. high output". What we earn is an information fee; What is obtained is a time-consuming fee; The profit is tax evasion. This is the "overlord" business philosophy invented by leapfrogs by international economics tutors! As my direct disciple today, you have to pay the information transfer fee for exclusive possession!

(M): Hey! Is there a transfer fee? How much?

(Female): "Three-character digital".33,300 US dollars!

(M): I'll pay you this "big fool. Big liar. Da Chao Tuo "three authentic "fan boxing"! Tell you to go to the "West Heaven" to withdraw money.

(Male); You're a fast learner! It's called immediate. The transfer is successful!

(F): It's called joining forces! The world is three (mountains)!

Where do these rocks come from? Xiao (Xiao) Hanqing walked quickly to the foot of the red rock hill.

At the foot of the hill of red rocks, Xiao (Xiao) Hanqing saw a white-bearded old man who was doing things strangely. Xiao (Xiao) Hanqing was in his 50s at the time, and the white-bearded old man looked more than 50 years older than him. The white-bearded old man holds a bamboo pole about 5 centimeters straight and about 2 meters long. There was a fire burning with straw beside him. The white-bearded old man put the two ends of the bamboo pole in his hand, about 30 centimeters, and kept alternating and turning them into the burning flames of straw.

"Which fairy grandfather are you? What do you mean by roasting only the two ends of the bamboo pole over a warm fire? "Xiao (Xiao) Hanqing

Read on to find out what happens next、、、、、、