Chapter 438: Chasing the Beauty Scheme
After making up his mind, Wang Yang immediately found a smile and an exorcist, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his words were amazing.
"Exorcist, you have to be my rival in love, competing for laughter."
"What?" The exorcist was shocked and stunned on the spot: "I don't feel anything about laughter." ”
Xiaoxiao was also inexplicable, and confessed directly: "If you want, I will agree directly, why compete with him, there is no competition at all, let's go to sleep tonight." ”
"Ahem...... I'll talk about this later, but in this matter, we just make an example and set an example for everyone. Wang Yang expressed his thoughts.
"You see, now that everyone is fighting around, there will always be people who are injured, and the injured people will greatly affect the efficiency of their work, and they may be seriously injured and disabled, which is really a waste of labor for the tribe."
"So we have to get rid of their habits and give them an example of not fighting."
The exorcist came back to his senses, and he was also a more far-sighted person: "So, let me pretend to laugh and laugh with you, but not fight?" ”
Wang Yang smiled slightly: "Yes." ”
"So what are we going to do?" Exorcists and laughing puzzles.
"Hey, you're so."
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The next day, a very talked-about incident spread quickly.
Wang Yang wants to be his woman with Xiaoxiao and officially pursue Xiaoxiao!
There was an uproar, and everyone was shaken, and those guys who had thoughts about Xiaoxiao suddenly put away their thoughts and didn't dare to show half of it.
Just kidding, who would dare to fight with the woman Wang Yang wants? Who has won him?
But. The attitude of smiling is extremely puzzling, and it is actually **. More on that later......
"What! There are women who ignore Wang Yang! Such a woman must be burned to death! A young man said indignantly.
"This, that woman is smiling......"
"Uh...... I%¥#...... Doesn't she like Wang Yang a lot? The young man was discouraged. Xiaoxiao's status is also very high, belonging to the kind of core periphery, peripheral leaders, high and low.
Even so, the status is only a handful, and it is not okay to burn her.
If she ignores Wang Yang, it is not for ordinary people like them to manage, but they can't. I have to say.
Wang Yang, as their absolute leader, is a role model, and an idol, how can such a character fail in love?
This is not normal! Intolerable! The men were unhappy, and the women were even more unhappy, and they were heartbroken by Xiaoxiao's behavior, and they hated to turn into Xiaoxiao and accept Wang Yang.
The tribe was shaken, attracted by this gossip news. Talk.
"Oh, why is this smile like this, I don't know what to do."
"Women are trouble......
But then, another piece of news spread. Completely locked everyone's eyes on this matter.
The exorcist also pursues Xiaoxiao and vows to start a mate battle with Wang Yang!
The horde is completely shaken!
The number one person in the tribe, and the number two person. All of them fell under the pomegranate skirt of the smile, and wanted to laugh and laugh.
It's just so eye-catching. It's hard not to get attention, especially if this gimmick is too powerful. The boss and the second fight for women, this is against the sky!
"I%¥#...... The exorcist wants to fight with Wang Yang for women! This exorcist should burn ...... Uh......"
"What now? The two of them are going to fight! How can you do it without fighting! ”
"It's over, do you think I support Wang Yang, or do you support the Exorcists?"
"Nonsense, you must support Wang Yang! Do you support the Exorcists? ”
"This ...... Well, you must support Wang Yang! Let's go, let's take a look! No more work! ”
The people who got the news rushed to the complex, and all the work and everything was thrown aside, ignoring it.
The people on this side of the forest were completely stunned, and they didn't care about anything else, and they poured into the complex like a tide, and soon gathered together, their eyes fiery.
They saw that in front of Xiaoxiao's door, Wang Yang and the chasers were standing outside the door, hostile to each other, while Xiaoxiao was hiding in the house and ignoring them at all.
"Oh, what's going on now? Are the two of them about to fight? ”
"Why is this exorcist so bold? Didn't he already have a few women? Why are you still robbing Wang Yang? ”
A group of adults knew the urgency of the situation and estimated that they were going to fight.
"What are the two of them doing? Are you playing a game with Xiaoxiao? ”
"Xiaoxiao must have hidden something funny, and refused to play with Wang Yang and the exorcists, so the two of them stood at the door."
A few children use their worldview to understand the current situation.
"Adults talk, children don't interject!" Several adults glared at them fiercely.
In the middle of the field, Wang Yang glared at the chasers, seeing that the movement was getting bigger and bigger, he smiled bitterly in his heart, sure enough, primitive people are no different from modern people in a stable state of life, and they have no resistance to gossip.
But that's fine, the bigger the movement, the more representative it is.
I saw him glaring at the chaser angrily, writing hard, and scolding!
"Exorcist, you bastard boy, you dare to laugh with Lao Tzu! Don't you want to mix it up! ”
This sentence instantly resonated with everyone, and they accused the chapel for a while, but they didn't dare to scold the chapel like Wang Yang, so they had to write: "Come on, Wang Yang!" ”
"Come on, Wang Yang!"
"Come on, Wang Yang!"
In the face of everyone's verbal criticism, the expulsor was depressed, he glanced at Wang Yang strangely, and complained, but he had to pretend to write a counterattack: "Wang Yang, the smile is mine, don't rob me!" ”
"Bastard! You're just looking for a fight! "Wang Yang's fierce mantra will appear!
It's time for a fight! It's time for a fight!
The adrenaline rush of the crowd, the blood is surging, and the violence always makes people excited! Agitated!
"Come on, Wang Yang! Come on, Wang Yang! The overwhelming slogans and cries suddenly overwhelmed the expulsors, and the expulsors became even more depressed, which is unfair. The plan was fair competition, how did it change like this?
However, Wang Yang had already prepared a rhetoric for the exorcists. The book in the hands of the exorcists has already written a series of words to deal with.
I saw the exorcist turn a page. Hold it up for display.
"Hit it! Who's afraid of whom! Turtles are afraid of copper hammers! ”
Wow! The wildness of everyone broke out in an instant, and they were really going to fight! Two of the strongest men in the tribe are about to fight!
Blood! Red blood!
Liu San immediately ran up and untied all the weapons and equipment on the chasers.
The chasers asked him, "What are you doing?" ”
Liu San smiled: "These things are not used, it is not good to have an accident, it is easy to untie the body, and there is a chance of winning in the fight." ”
The chaser was moved and obediently asked Liu San to relieve him.
After Liu San untied it, he suddenly took out a stick and handed it to Wang Yang. Pointing at the chaser, he scolded righteously: "Kill this guy!" Wang Yang, I support you! ”
"Poof!" The exorcist almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, it's not fair! It's so unfair! It's fair to say yes!
Everyone praised Liu San, and they all gave a thumbs up, ignoring that Wang Yang had such an advantage, just a vigorous flag waving and shouting.
"Come on, Wang Yang!"
Wang Yang sweated wildly, I'm acting, are you going to let me play really?
"Bang!" Just then, the smiling porter opened. I saw a smile on his face and walked out, took out a notebook and turned a page.
"You don't want to fight, I don't like it if you win, what I want. The one who was good to me. "Naturally, it is a book written by Wang Yang a long time ago.
Call!
At this moment, everyone was stunned and their eyes widened. I couldn't react for a while.
Don't fight? Don't like to win the battle? Good for me?
What's going on? Haven't heard of it? Isn't fighting for a spouse just fighting?
Xiaoxiao's advanced concept obviously has a great impact on everyone. This idea is so novel, good for me? What does it mean to be good for me?
Then. The expeller immediately turned the page again and said, "I...... I want to fight......"
"Woo!" The crowd waved notebooks and expressed strong support: "Fight! Fight! ”
Xiaoxiao was unhappy: "I said it all, I don't like to fight!" ”
This time, Wang Yang also turned the page and held it high: "I will be good to you for the rest of my life!" ”
Wang Yang, who lowered his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, good guy, I have sold myself for the rest of my life, and most importantly, why are you so numb...... It's disgusting......
Everyone looked at it inexplicably: "What a good way!" ”
According to the script, at this time, Xiaoxiao should have a cold and noble face, and shook his hand and snorted coldly: "I don't believe it." ”
It's ridiculous to laugh at all this, seeing Wang Yang's sincere confession, I can't wait to agree and pull Wang Yang into the house.
I saw her hugging Wang Yang, and kissing Wang Yang fiercely on the face before he could react, and then twisted her body and stomped her feet: "I don't believe it~~"
"Poof!" Wang Yang almost vomited blood, and his heart was secretly dripping blood, can you act professionally? I don't know how to read the script!
At this time, the chaser also hurriedly said: "I will be good to you!" ”
Wang Yang took a step forward and hurriedly expressed his heart: "Don't believe him, believe me, only I can be good to you, I will make you happy and make you happy!" "Completely throw away your face!
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, unless you show me in the days to come!" After Xiaohong finished speaking, she rushed up to the mad prince and took a few mouthfuls, and then returned to the room according to the script and closed the door with a "bang".
At this time, everyone stepped forward one after another and asked what the situation was, what was good for her? What's a good way?
The women, in particular, quickly rushed into the room and asked her about this new standard of mate selection.
Wang Yang wiped his face full of saliva, laughed dryly, but did not answer, and said: "You will know it when you look at it!" I'll chase the smile! ”
At this time, the exorcist stepped forward again and said cruel words according to the script: "Don't talk too much!" Smile is mine! You can win without fighting! ”
The crowd turned their heads and glared at the Exorcists! Another verbal and written attack.
When I returned to the room, I saw Xiaohong glaring angrily: "What did you just do?" ”
Wang Yang was terrified! (To be continued......)