Chapter 439: Courtship in Progress
"Ahem...... This one...... I'm running for the development of the tribe and a better tomorrow! Wang Yang was righteous and awe-inspiring, with a straight face.
"How did I hear that I went to find a woman?" Xiaohong's eyes flashed with a dangerous light, forcing Wang Yang.
"Don't listen to other people's nonsense! I forgot to tell you about this, so I'll talk to you about it now. Wang Yang sat on the edge of the bed, ready to tell the story.
"No more nonsense! I'll hand over your rations first! Xiaohong threw Wang Yang on the bed.
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An hour later, Wang Yang gasped and wiped his sweat: "This, can you tell me now?" ”
Xiaohong turned over: "No! Let's do it a few more times! ”
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The next morning, Wang Yang shed blood and tears, and got out of bed with trembling legs.
Xiaohong smiled proudly: "Look how you still go to find a woman." ”
But how could Xiaohong's brutality stop Wang Yang's great plan? So the next morning, he came to Xiaoxiao's door, and under everyone's gaze, he personally made an exquisite breakfast, brought it to Xiaoxiao's door, and waited for her to get up.
When the smile came out, I saw Wang Yang holding breakfast and quietly guarding outside the door, and immediately took the breakfast "moved" and said, "You are too good to me." ”
It didn't take long for the exorcist to come over with a delicate breakfast, and said with a smile and emotion: "You are so good to me." ”
Everyone was slightly stunned, it turned out that this was "good".
At noon, Xiaoxiao felt very hot, Wang Yang immediately took out a fan and fanned the wind next to Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao said: "You are too good to me." ”
The chasers also learn to fan the wind in a good way.
Xiaoxiao said: "You are too good to me." ”
Everyone suddenly realized that this was "good".
Wang Yang was unwilling. Put down the fan and help Xiaoxiao massage. Be attentive and considerate, and press gently.
Xiaoxiao said: "You are too good to me." ”
The crowd was stunned again. That's good again.
Xiaoxiao was thirsty, Wang Yang brought tea and water.
"You're so good to me!"
Everyone suddenly realized that this was "good".
Xiaoxiao felt that her body was dirty, Wang Yang boiled water to adjust the temperature, personally handed over the towel, and served her to take a bath.
"You're so good to me!"
Everyone still suddenly, it turns out that this is "good".
Xiaoxiao's clothes were dirty, and Wang Yang and the chasers rushed to wash them.
Xiaoxiao said: "You are so good to me. ”
Everyone suddenly realized that this was "good".
The more suddenly. The more people understand, the more people understand, this is "good", caring, gentle and considerate, and caring for it are all "good".
As long as it can make the other person comfortable, this is "good." ”
Everyone was deeply shocked by this new standard of mate chasing, and they were also deeply shocked by this standard of mate selection. It turns out that it takes so much effort to pursue a spouse, and it can be so comfortable to be pursued.
This kind of sign quickly surged in the hearts of everyone. Many women have begun to learn the practice of laughing and laughing, and ask men to serve obediently like Wang Yang and the Exorcists. Gentle care.
So on this night, everyone frantically discussed the shock and emotion brought by this matter.
"Do you see? Wang Yang and the Exorcist were too good to laugh and laugh. As long as you smile and do what you want, just write the lines. Wang Yang and the exorcists did it, they didn't need to do it at all, and they didn't waste any effort. ”
"You still need to say, everyone has seen it! It's so ...... to smile Too...... It's so comfortable, the two of them serve her, someone fanned the wind when she slept, someone held the water for drinking, someone fed her for eating, and the meal, tsk, was so beautiful! ”
"I tell you, oh, you have to pursue me, and you have to be so good to me, don't fight, I don't like fighting." A very beautiful woman said suddenly.
The other men immediately said, "Don't worry, I won't fight, I'll be very good to you." ”
"Don't listen to him, I'll be good to you!"
"I'm good, I'm good."
All of a sudden, all kinds of incomparably numb confessions unfolded, making Wang Yang so disgusting that it was hard to swallow.
That's right, it's really hard to swallow, looking at the messy "black food" on the plate, under Xiaohong's sneering gaze, Wang Yang took a bite hard.
A monstrous salty and bitter taste rushed to the tongue, Wang Yang's face turned pale instantly, and he didn't dare to bite it, so he swallowed it in one gulp.
"Hmph, aren't you so good at laughing? Cooking? I also cooked, is it delicious? ”
Wang Yang held back his tears and gave a thumbs up: "It's delicious, after eating this meal, there is no taste in eating anything else." ”
This is the big truth, after this meal, the taste must be destroyed miserably, and nothing else can be eaten.
"I can massage you too!" Xiaohong pushed down Wang Yang and smashed it down with a fist.
"Comfortable?"
"Oh~Comfortable......"
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The next day, Xiaohong's anger finally subsided, and after Wang Yang told her about it, she also knew that Wang Yang was for the tribe.
Angry, just because of possessiveness, she felt that Wang Yang was her own man, so she should be like a woman who drove away, and couldn't get close to other women.
Aren't you also close to other men? But just think about it, and it's okay if the anger is gone.
But business still has to be done, and the public food must be paid!
In the next few days, a wave of wind was set off in the tribe, and all the women followed the example of Xiaoxiao, who wanted to pursue their men, learn from Wang Yang and the exorcists, and obey them in every way.
The feeling of being taken care of, the feeling of being dead to oneself, and especially the feeling of being able to call them around at will, is so exciting and enjoyable!
Soon, they became obsessed with this feeling, and admired Xiaoxiao, this method is absolutely amazing!
And the men also learned from Wang Yang and the chasers to do this at the beginning, and the eldest and second did it, which must be right.
But they found that it was so unfair, why did they always command themselves to do this and that by themselves?
The men, too, learned this method, and called the women to drink and ask for massages. If you want to be fed, you want to be spoiled......
Wang Yang looked at it and twitched. Nausea......
And these things quickly became the top priority of everyone. When you don't have to worry about food and clothing, finding a spouse is the most important thing in the world.
Wang Yang did not expect that as soon as this new type of courtship method spread, it would quickly become popular among the tribes.
The feeling of being served and drinking others as donkeys and horses is so refreshing, it simply releases the desire to the greatest extent, and it is extremely pleasant.
After a little pondering, he was happy in his heart, and it turned out to be a popular promotion. It has to be secretly in line with people's hearts, and it is clear that this trend is very much in line with everyone's psychology.
Ten days later, this trend quickly spread from the forest to the wheat field, and then from the wheat field to all parts of the grassland, the drama of pursuing a spouse kicked off.
But not long after the curtain opened, a new problem was discovered on the forest side.
That is the criteria for choosing a mate, and there is a way to chase a mate. There must also be criteria for choosing a mate.
But the mate selection criteria mentioned before Xiaoxiao are too vague, how do you say the definition of "good"?
Wang Yang was very good to her, and the exorcists were also very good to her. Now there has to be a criterion for choosing a mate, right? You've got to choose whom, right?
If you don't choose anyone, everyone will be unhappy!
Because everyone has encountered a very troublesome problem, they have followed the way of chasing mates. Everyone is on par, you can do it. Others can do the same.
No one is comparable, which is very troublesome. The person being pursued, in the face of a "menacing" group of suitors, she doesn't know who to choose.
At first, everyone was still patiently pursuing, but no one was selected for a few days, and they felt that this way was too slow, and it was far away, and I didn't know when it would be a head.
Everyone has no standards, they don't know who has the advantage, they have the best opportunity, there is no hope, and this enthusiasm quickly fades.
Those who have just been pursued like this have stopped doing it, and they have just become addicted, and you are "not good" to me.
They also want a criterion, how to choose.
This aspect is not a problem, as early as Wang Yang's expectation, so on this day, Wang Yang threw out a "bombshell".
I saw that the exorcist made a beautiful animal skin coat and gave it to Xiaoxiao.
This time he smiled and was happy, and his attitude towards the exorcist was extremely good, although it was pretended, but in the eyes of everyone, the exorcist had the advantage and was ahead.
Everyone didn't rush to solve their own affairs, so they were worried about Wang Yang.
"What should I do, the exorcist made a beautiful animal skin coat and gave it to Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao is very happy, I heard that the exorcist has been laughing, laughing all the time, laughing all the time, laughing all the time."
"That's right, I had a stroke."
"What nonsense, what a stroke! That's what the exorcists do, and it makes Xiao Xiao happy, Wang Yang is in danger! It is estimated that in a few days, Wang Yang will have no chance. ”
"Nonsense, won't Wang Yang also make animal skin coats?"
"No, you didn't see the coat given by the Exorcists, it was gorgeous, the hair was soft, and it was very close-fitting, very easy to wear, and there were small ornaments on it, which was very delicate."
"Won't Wang Yang copy it? Do the same! I'm sure I'll be able to make a smile on my face. ”
Everyone talked about it, and once again they stopped working, and they all stayed in the building complex and didn't come out, paying attention to Wang Yang's movements every day.
The same is true on the wheat field, where a large number of people leave the wheat field with "grass and mud horses" and go to the forest to watch.
The people on the other side of the grassland are anxious, they have to watch the fauna, protect the fauna, and they can't leave, so they can only see if anyone comes to pass the news and get the latest situation.
The next day, Wang Yang also made an animal skin coat for Xiaoxiao, but Xiaoxiao just smiled, and still preferred the exorcist.
Under Wang Yang's instructions, either explicitly or implicitly, everyone learned that the first unexpected approach can have a profound impact on people, and there is no good end to following the trend.
"What should I do? This time Wang Yang is in danger, the exorcist has already sent the beast clothes, and it will be useless for him to send it again. ”
"That's right, there is no way now, we have to help Wang Yang find a way."
"What to do? What to do? ”
With everyone's brains, they naturally couldn't think of a way, so they had to leave the problem to Wang Yang to deal with by himself. (To be continued......)