Section 43 The Ideal of Pirates
There is nothing more absurd in the world than the guilt of Jing Petition, Lian Po went to apologize to Lin Xiangru with Jing Tiao on his back, this was originally a political show, one is willing to forgive, the other is willing to apologize, this is a situation that can only occur after the compromise of the government, what qualifications do you Qiu Ning have?
Qiu Hu is just a general under his command, maybe he can't even talk about the general, just look at Dongyu, people and bears look at his eyes to know that he is nothing in the Lingnan Water Division, at best he is just a small soldier who has survived, such a person can run rampant in a place like Yangzhou?
"I said before, Qiu Hu, the soldiers of the sailor must know the restraint and know the advance and retreat, your brother's subordinates know that the opposite side is a very noble person, and they dare to do it for the sake of a little so-called face, and their brains are covered with shit? Or do you think that everyone in the world has to give you face?
Qiu Hu, you are unlucky, Ben Shuai came to Lingnan this time, although he came out to play, Niang Niang ordered me to picket the military discipline, since something happened, don't think that you can be forgiven, your credit is to fight hard, and the title is also, so I don't move, the lesson is indispensable, come to someone, reprimand Qiu Hu for fifty military sticks, locked up for five days, in order to set an example. “
When Yun Ye's verdict came down, Qiu Hu breathed a long sigh of relief, the rules in the army, the meat is not responsible, the disposal is not flesh responsibility, and the handsome is disposed of, it means that as long as he is beaten and confined, he will be fine, if the big marshal really treats himself kindly, it will be a disaster.
Qiu Hu hurriedly thanked and thanked the handsome men for their mercy, and after that, he was dragged aside by Yun Ye's two guards, took off his pants, and picked up the board one by one. I haven't used it for a few days, and it's very energetic at this time.
Qiu Hu stuffed a wooden stick in his mouth, and he stubbornly put down the fifty military sticks, and came back trembling to continue to listen to orders.
"I will stay in Yangzhou for 20 days, and when the confinement is over, I will go to collect charts. The more the merrier. After Yun Ye finished dispatching the errand, he went back to the back hall, as for Qiu Ning who was not in the army, he was too lazy to deal with it.
Dongyu opened his mouth and slapped Qiu Hu's buttocks, and Qiu Hu, who was in pain, screamed out and said loudly: "Brother Dongyu, the younger brother has just been tortured, even if you like male style." Anyway, I have to wait for my little brother's ass to grow well. ”
Ren Xiong leaned over and said: "Dog's day, that is, Hou Ye is kind to his brothers, if you meet Li Ji and Hou Junji, you would have been sent to fill the grave a long time ago, and you still have the spirit to joke with Dongyu, hurry back to prison, and the errand arranged by Hou Ye must be done quickly." Today, for the sake of the sea chart, Hou Ye almost burned down the Daming Temple. Take your idiot brother away, look disgusting shirtless, don't play uncle in the future, he can't afford to play it. “
Qiu Hu took his younger brother out of the house, pulled down a man in black from the stretcher, and lay on it by himself. Being carried away, Qiu Ning asked anxiously: "Big brother, is this the handsome?" It looks younger. “
Qiu Hu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Young? There are more than 100,000 lives under his hands, Xiao Ning, this time the basket brother is carrying. Don't be arrogant in the future, our family has been a maritime businessman for generations, although the family has a few money, but the foundation is not clean, and you have to rely on the protection of the handsome to have a little face in Yangzhou, to be content, you go to find the nautical chart now, whether you buy it, or grab it, the more nautical charts you get, the better, the handsome will explain the errand, and we will complete the beautiful and bright one. “
"You just wanted me to be an honest man, is it appropriate to make sea charts with such fanfare?"
"You know a fart, you used to mess around by yourself, but now you are doing things for the army, the two are completely different, don't worry, the marshal will carry it around if something happens, this is the time for you to shake your majesty, hurry up, just let the two of them send me back to the barracks."
Qiu Ning threw the wattle strip on his back away, and quickly split up with a large group of minions and walked towards the place where the maritime merchants lived......
When Yun Ye returned to the study again, Xi Tong was already there, and there were many charts on the table, Yun Ye frowned and said, "Lao Xi, there's no need, Daming Temple has promised to send the charts over in a few days." “
Xi Tong snorted and said disdainfully: "Can you also believe the words of those bald donkeys?" The front foot promised you, and the back foot hid a lot of charts, thinking that you would not go again after checking the scripture building, so you mixed these things in other scrolls and planned to fool you through, you are also a person who has led a large army, how can you be so easily gullible? “
"Even the monks don't tell the truth these days, what's wrong with me being an honest person once? Isn't there still you, you are cunning like a monkey, and with you staring at Daming Temple, I don't worry about those monks playing tricks. “
Xi Tong's temperament is sometimes like a child, you have to coax it, and I don't know how he mixed under Tian Xiangzi's hands, and he actually mixed up with childlike innocence, which is incredible.
Seeing him sitting on a chair with his feet raised higher than his head, he knew that he was immersed in pride, but when Yun Ye opened the chart, he smiled bitterly and said: "Trouble is coming, you brought the distribution map of other pirates, it is estimated that the people of Daming Temple will go crazy, you see, Lao Xi, I didn't expect there to be so many disasters in the South China Sea."
Tsk, the sea is not very peaceful, who does this crescent moon represent? It can't be the Crazy Moon Monk, right? The bearded guest has made a comeback, and he actually occupies so many islands, don't you know the truth that the whole world is not the king's land? He wants to build a country? Haha, Li Jing! I'll send this thing to the court, it's enough for you to raid your house ten times, forget it, we are famous for repaying grievances with virtue and don't care about you, as long as the opportunity is right, you can blackmail the bearded guest.
Who does this circle represent? Japanese people? The three-legged crow must be Korean, right? There is no one else in this world who likes the star and moon flag except the big cannibal, right? Yo yo, this likes, the whole skeleton shelf, needless to say, this is a pirate from the west, damn, Lao Tzu's dragon flag of the Lingnan sailor is painted like a bug.
Okay, the natives don't want to pick fruit from the trees to eat, what kind of pirates are they going to the sea, grandma's, this road is only a little bigger now, and a large group of sharks are coming? It looks like they're all eating very fat. “
Yun Ye was still immersed in strong excitement, and he didn't notice that there was already a black-faced monk standing opposite Xi Tong, and there was also a monk standing outside the door.
The tongueless body also appeared in the study, the teacup in his hand was not put down, as for Han Zhe standing on the edge of the pond to watch the white lotus at night, he actually wanted to go to the roof, there was a bright moon behind him, more like a fairy, but there were already people on it, Shan Ying stood on the eaves and held a strong crossbow and was ready to draw.
"These pirates have a very bad taste, there is no bit of creativity, Lao Xi, look at our black skull flag, walking on the sea, whoever sees it is clear that the pirates are coming, competing for dominance on the sea, I like this game, Lao Xi, I am already trembling with excitement, when I think that those pirates will run out and rob like a swarm, and finally be robbed by me, I can't help but want to go to Lingnan earlier.
Think about it, Lao Xi, on the rough sea, countless big ships are colliding, approaching, the ropes hanging down from the mast are full of pirates, they have knives in their mouths, as soon as the two ships get a little closer, they jump up and fight indiscriminately, flesh and blood fly, human heads roll, the sea is turbulent, the big ships are undulating, those who can't jump the boat well will be squeezed into meat sauce by the two big ships, and the pirates who can get on the ship will fight with the ups and downs of the waves and dance like a dance, and the beautiful steps will hack the ungraceful steps to death. The clever kicks the unwitted off the boat.
If it is combined with lightning and thunder, and heavy rain, it will be a beautiful ball, Lao Xi, when the time comes, you will understand that if you don't be a pirate once in your life, your life is imperfect. “
Yun Ye turned his back to the gate, chattering to Xi Tong about how magnificent it is to be a pirate, he himself has long been immersed in boundless dreams, Yun Ye has received a complete pirate education since he was a child, from Peter Pan to Captain Iron Hook, to Sinbad Voyage, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, when he was older, he read through "Odyssey", not to mention that before coming to the Tang Dynasty, he was even made up by the Caribbean pirates, and he loved those villains who did all kinds of evil.
Now that he has the qualifications to be a pirate, why not do it, thinking that he can be a pirate for at least three years, Yun Ye is excited that he can't help himself, and is already thinking about whether to leave a legend of a pirate king to Datang, just get some treasure to fool a treasure map, and let thousands of guys with red eyes jump into the sea in droves? You can consider it.
Why didn't Xitong react for a long time, this guy who is full of bandit genes in his bones is not bewitched? This is not normal, when Yun Ye turned around, he was a little embarrassed when he saw a room of people.
"Yunhou, you want to be a pirate, the poor monk is powerless to stop it, but this picture is too big, you must return it, otherwise even if the blood is splashed five steps today, the poor monk will take back this map."
The Taoist monk walked into the study step by step, and the jujube stick was pierced on the ground, and the bluestone slabs paved on the ground of the study were instantly cracked into several pieces.
"Old monk, you think too much, if you are ready to impeach Li Jing, I don't need this picture at all, Li Jing is now like a toothless tiger in the court, without this picture, do you think that with the ability of the Lingnan sailor, I will not be able to collect evidence of the bearded guest tearing the ground?"
"Yunhou is merciful, he will not do a villain's act, but this map is not enough to be humane to the outside world, please return it, and the rest of the charts will be taken by Yunhou."
Looking at the old monk's sad face, Yun Ye tapped his fingers on the table, rolled up the picture and tied it up, put it in the old monk's hand and said: "The world is sinister, people's hearts are unpredictable, the great monk has great ambitions, Yun Ye is not in vain to be a villain, this picture is returned to you, and no one will publicize it everywhere, but the mad moon monk is a threat no matter what, this time I go to sea, I will get rid of this hidden worry for Li Jing, the court is already chaotic enough, and no more generals can be allowed to die." (To be continued......)
PS: Section 1