Section 44 Yanju Yangzhou

If it is a beautiful woman, Yun Ye may be in the mood to explain to you why he must catch the bearded guest, an old monk with a sunken brain and a thin wood still forget it, not to mention that he went to other people's houses to rob and annoy, and he sent the two monks away without saying anything.

Before the old monk went out, Yun Ye turned out a sea chart, took advantage of the memory of that map, made all these marks, shook it with the sheepskin drawing, and a new map of the distribution of sea forces appeared in front of everyone.

The dog scratched his head and asked, "Master Hou, the old monk is so stupid, can't he think that you will draw a new picture?" “

In the face of such an idiot's questioning, the tongueless face suddenly collapsed, and the cold rut left directly, Xi Tong patted the dog on the shoulder and said: "It's different, dog, the picture that the old monk took away was taken back by me from the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion of Daming Temple, and it can be used as evidence, but this picture is not, this picture was painted by Yun Ye himself, no matter how real the painting is, it can't stand scrutiny, the big man pays attention to the evidence is conclusive, once the fraud is exposed, it will be a monstrous disaster."

Even if your other evidence is true, just this one is false, if it is broken by others, hehe, believe it or not, boy, everything you say will become false, and no one will believe your words in the future. “

Yun Ye finished the drawing, put it away, and said to the people in the room with a smile: "The tongueless old gentleman disagrees with the old, the dog has no brains, the eagle doesn't know what it will be like to go to the sea, as for Lao Xi, I'm afraid you can't wait to be a pirate, right?" ”

Tongueless put his hands behind his back and said: "The old man has seen everything he should have seen in his life, the last time he took a boat with Yunhou, he encountered a dragon absorbing water, and the power of heaven and earth is not something that manpower can resist." In that wind disaster, the old man lost two teeth, and Yunhou was also smashed by a fish and fainted, this is not a joke, the old man felt fear for the first time in his life, fear This thing is the enemy of the warrior. The old man came to the sea this time to overcome this fear. Be a pirate? Forget it. ”

For Yun Ye's messy thoughts, Wu Yan is powerless to change it at all, and the old guy now regards the trip to the sea as a difficulty in his cultivation, and pursues the highest peak of martial arts without distraction.

It's also troublesome if there are too many masters, Han Zhe always wants to find trouble with Shan Ying, Xi Tong is okay to compete with Wu Tongue, Xiao Tie can't beat the dog, and he is often beaten all over the ground looking for teeth. But he was defeated again and again.

After the dog beat Xiao Tie again, Xitong got off the field, and after beating the dog tooth for a tooth, he asked: "Dog, tell me, your grandfather is powerful, or is your Uncle Xitong and I more powerful?" ”

Seeing that Xitong asked seriously, the dog thought for a while and said, "If grandpa is also forty years old this year, you can't hold a stick of incense in his hand." Now as long as you don't compete for more than three quarters, you will lose. After three moments, grandpa will lose, and if you fight to the death, you will be killed by grandpa in one face. “

Xi Tong nodded in deep agreement, and never went to Tongueless for advice from then on.

The weather in Yangzhou is hot and humid, and the grandmother is old. After worshipping the Buddha, he was reluctant to move, in order to prevent the old grandmother from adapting to the problem of water and soil, the food and clothing were taken from home, so the old man except for the spirit of a little, the rest is good.

Sun Simiao is also going to Lingnan. But the old gentleman didn't want to waste time on the boat, so he insisted on taking the medicine slave, collecting medicine along the way, and walking to Lingnan, and he didn't know when he would go to Lingnan, so he couldn't be counted on at this time.

Xin Yue was the master of the house in Yangzhou for the first time, Yun Ye found that she actually had the potential to be a villain, as long as she didn't like it, she would take care of it, and it was not completely managed, seeing a good person being bullied, she couldn't help but say that the Yun family's guards would rush up and beat the wicked, and after beating the wicked, they would leave, leaving the good guy and then beaten by the wicked.

Knowing that she has been suffocating in Chang'an for many years, she has the feeling of herding sheep when she leaves Chang'an, so she doesn't have to pretend to show others here, and she doesn't have to be taboo, with her husband's support, naturally there is nothing to be afraid of, and she is not as reliable as Xiaoya in doing things.

Yun Du never wants to leave his father's side, so in Yangzhou City, you can often see a scribe in Tsing Yi, holding his daughter in his hand, followed by a big dog, strolling on the stone road, especially like to stroll with an umbrella in the light rain.

Xiaoya has a blonde female slave, Xiao Wu will naturally have it, the southeast and northwest don't like the female slaves with freckles on their faces, and they are not even allowed to get close to themselves, since my brother said that stupidity is contagious, they take it for granted that freckles are naturally contagious.

The slave girls liked to go around Hypatia, and it seemed to them that the noble masters were not normal, and the hostess actually made them eat three meals a day, and each meal was so delicious, and the oatmeal, a delicious delicacy in memory, seemed to be eaten only by the horse here.

The first time they ate at the Yun family, they didn't dare to touch those exquisite porcelain, although the bowl was very large, but the charming patterns on it, they had never seen it, and they would definitely be hanged if they broke such a bowl.

It took great difficulty for Hypatia to make them understand that the bowls were for them, and to show them the utensils they were using, so that they could barely believe in the wealth of their masters.

It must be a king, this is their own opinion, the maids are all dressed in beautiful silk, which makes them even more inferior when they are only clothed in a piece of linen, and get the beautiful clothes issued to them, they think that this is the treatment that only princesses can have, it must be that the king likes himself and wants to be his mistress, this is the most natural thought, except for the body, they have nothing.

Dressed up beautifully, he told Hipatia about his doubts, almost laughed Hipatia to death, and mischievously pointed to Yun Ye and Yun Dui, who had just returned, and told them, that it was His Majesty the King and Her Royal Highness the Princess.

Because of the flattery of the noble king, she was severely taught by the vicious queen Xià, and once again asked for advice from the omnipotent Hypatia Holy Maiden, and Her Royal Highness told them about the evil of the queen, she once broke the thighs of several warriors with a guillotine, and also cut off the limbs of her rival and threw her into the wilderness, she was moody, and the king was already very tired of her, as long as the beautiful slave girls worked harder, maybe they could gain the love of His Majesty and depose the vicious queen.

Hearing what Her Highness said, the slave girls took dress up and hard work as their capital, and some of the smarter slave girls even made small modifications to their clothes, exposing most of their breasts, so that those families coveted the door.

After the clever Xiao Wu finally learned a few words of Hebrew, he gradually figured out the thoughts of these female slaves, and the angry Xin Yue went to Hypatia to settle accounts, when did she become a vicious queen, and cut off the legs of her rival and threw it into the wasteland, Xin Yue cared very much about her reputation.

"There's nothing wrong with this, in the West, a marquis is equivalent to a king, and some very small counts and viscounts are also kings, it's not wrong to say that you are a queen, where can those stupid female slaves be able to distinguish the complex title system of the Qing Dynasty, I can only say that, as for the killing of love enemies, don't you have the kind of mind to pickle that sunset into the vat?

If it were me, I would, if I really liked someone, I would keep him firmly in check, and I would never give any chance to other women, and if I really had a rival in love, I would definitely marinate her in a vat and sprinkle a lot of salt. “

Although Xin Yue has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, once she faces Hypatia, she has no room to fight back, because Xin Yue often scolds when she looks at that twilight when it is not pleasing to the eye, and she will scold that she wants to make that twilight into cured meat, and now she is caught by others, so she regrets that she used to say nothing.

Yun Ye is very busy, after refusing all the banquets, she is still very busy, the bell is six months pregnant, and she starts to vomit darkly, stranger than anyone else, people vomit when they are two or three months, she vomits when her stomach is bulging, except for the green vegetable noodles made by Yun Ye, you can eat a little, and you will vomit it when you eat a fruit.

That day, Twilight had a lot of pimples all over her body, this was almost dying, Yun Twilight was taken far away by Xin Yue, for fear of infection, Xin Yue also wanted to isolate her husband, and was scolded by Yun Ye with her head and face, and she had a little eczema, just because she was not accustomed to the water and soil, and it was good for the rash to go down, what to avoid.

At the end of the day, Yun Ye had to cook for the bell and apply medicine to the sunset, and when the chart was opened in the study, he heard the sunset shouting loudly, and there was no time to stop at the end of the day.

Qiu Hu's work efficiency is very high, and there are constantly nautical charts sent over, and after Liu Fang finishes processing, he will add marks to a new nautical chart, Yun Ye searches for the map of the afterlife of the withered intestines, and constantly adds some islands he knows to it.

The charts of Daming Temple were also sent, and it was a very boring and boring job to find suitable ones from the mountains of charts, and if it wasn't for Liu Fang's help, Yun Ye would not have been able to complete it by himself.

If you want to play the game well, you have to make countless preparations, only when you are fully prepared, can you be a good pirate, Yun Ye doesn't want to become the target of robbery at sea, at this time, the monks of Daming Temple may have conveyed the news of Yun Ye's bad arrival to the bearded guest, this guy can be invincible on the sea, it shouldn't be a waste of fame, not to mention that there is Li Jing's secret support behind him, and the army equipment he got is probably not much less than Yun Ye.

Yun Ye's life in Yangzhou is very fulfilling, taking care of the two little wives, and watching the eldest wife stop going out to cause trouble, the Yangzhou government is already in the obscure legend Xin Yue has no brains, since he is a guest, don't embarrass the host's family too much. (To be continued......)

PS: In the second section, there are guests at home, so I left, I'm sorry, it's late.