Cangzhou.

In order to restore the situation that day, Zhou Xiaocao specially instructed Yan Qixia not to follow. The housekeeper of Ximen Mansion still recognized Zhou Xiaocao, and hurriedly let him into the mansion: "It turned out that Zhou Juren had arrived, please go to the living room to sit down for a while, and the villain will go and inform our family officials." ”

Zhou Xiaocao sat in the living room, drinking tea that could only taste bitterness, and his eyes looked around. He was looking for Simonne, and that was the purpose of his visit.

There was a maid standing beside him, if he didn't know, he thought it was a statue, and he stood there motionless, it seems that Ximen Mansion is still very strict with his subordinates. To be honest, is there a mess of the rules in a wealthy family like Zhou Xiaocao's family? Too many rules are not good, and no rules are even worse.

Zhou Xiaocao stood up, and the maid next to him asked, "Where is Mr. going?" Can you ask a slave to lead the way? ”

Zhou Xiaocao waved his hand and said, "No need! Uncle Ben is going to Gong, are you going to follow too? ”

Unexpectedly, the maid said, "Sir, but there are orders, and the slave and maid dare not obey?" ”

As he spoke, he had to follow. Where will Zhou Xiaocao really let her follow? His purpose is to restore the situation of that day, and how can he let this little girl spoil her own good deeds! Although he also wants to try it, when he poops, there is a young and beautiful girl standing next to him, covering his nose with one hand and wiping his ass with the other.

"Don't follow me, I'll just go by myself, Uncle Ben is not good at that!"

Zhou Xiaocao told not to follow, and the little maid no longer insisted, after all. There are few people who want to smell it when someone else is pooping. I heard that in ancient times, there were healers who specialized in tasting feces for people. The color, smell, taste, dryness and wetness, hardness and softness, viscosity and other aspects of the patient's stool are used to support the patient's condition. But it seems that there are still such people. specializes in tasting feces for people, and it is said that the monthly salary is tens of thousands. Envious children's shoes, start eating now, Amen!

With Zhou Xiaocao's martial arts at this time, Ximen Mansion is like a slide in a kindergarten. Seeing that no one was paying attention, he flew up to a thick elm tree and began to look around, trying to find where Simon En was.

Fortunately, Simon En happened to be outside the house. With a book in his hand, he sat quietly in the sun. In fact, she couldn't see it, because Zhou Xiaocao had already found out that she hadn't turned the page for a long time.

Zhou Xiaocao sneaked over, hid on the eaves, picked up a small branch, and threw it at Simon En.

"Smack!"

The head was good, and the branch hit the book in Simon's hand impartially.

"Who? Who? ”

Simon Enen looked up and saw Zhou Xiaocao lying on the eaves. A look of surprise suddenly appeared in his eyes, and he was about to scream, but suddenly realized that he couldn't, and quickly covered his mouth with his little hand. Then he pointed at Zhou Xiaocao and asked with his mouth, "You came to me?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao nodded, and then entered the house. Motioned for Simon Grace to follow.

At this time, two maids heard Simon En's shout and came over: "Miss." What are the commands? ”

Simon said casually, "Oh, it's all right! I just saw two ants fighting. Curious, he cried out. Now, I'm sleepy, and I'm going back to the room to rest for a while, and no one of you is allowed to come with me!" ”

"Yes, Miss!"

The two maids agreed in unison, and waited for Simon Enn to enter the room, then they glanced at each other and said, "Are there any ants in the cold weather?" ”

Simon Enen entered the house, pounced on Zhou Xiaocao, who was standing behind the door, and said in surprise, "Did you come to see me?" I heard that your whole family has moved to the capital, and I thought I would never see you again in my life! ”

Zhou Xiaocaoxin said Grandma, you can't see me in this life, and the miserable person is me!

"yes, I came to see you. En, I have something to trouble you now, and I hope you can cooperate. ”

Simon En blinked and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Do you remember how we met that day? ”

Simon En nodded and said, "Remember, when you ran to that latrine that day, people thought you were going to do something, hehe. ”

Zhou Xiaocao excitedly grabbed Simon En's arm and said, "That's the day!" I now hope you can reenact the one qiē of that day, will you be able to do it? ”

Simon said, "Well, it can be done, but why is that? At that time, I didn't understand, but now you let me be a big girl's family, go and see you pee, how can this be done? ”

Zhou Xiaocao smiled awkwardly and said, "I also know that this makes you embarrassed, but I have an important problem to solve, so I can only beg you." ”

Simon asked curiously, "What is so mysterious that I have to solve it?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao thought about it, but still didn't know how to speak. was ruthless and decided to tell the truth: "Even without you, I can't do what men and women should do!" Well, that's it! ”

Ximen'en opened a pair of beautiful eyes, stared at Zhou Xiaocao carefully, and saw that Zhou Xiaocao was about to be overwhelmed, and thought that Ximen'en was going to refuse the rhythm, and his heart was in his throat.

Finally, Simon En sighed and said, "What should be done between a man and a woman, is that husband and wife?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao didn't understand why she asked like this, but she still nodded, which was regarded as an acknowledgement. Simon En sighed again and said, "You're a little late! ”

Zhou Xiaocao didn't know what she said late, he only knew that without Simon En's cooperation, it would be difficult for him to cure his disease. As the so-called bell is solved, the bell must be tied to the bell, which is the truth.

Zhou Xiaocao remembered that Ximen Enen was still reading just now, so he said, "Okay, I'll send you a poem, okay?" ”

Simon En said, "Good. ”

Zhou Xiaocao started plagiarism again, shook his head and waged his tail for a long time, pretended to clear his throat, and said: "I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River." Every day, I don't see you, and I drink the water of the Yangtze River. When will this water stop, and when will this hatred end? I only hope that your heart will be like my heart, and I will live up to my love. ”

Zhou Xiaocao didn't care if this poem was out of place for a while, so he chanted it casually. However, looking at Simon En's posture, he completely believed the meaning of Zhou Xiaocao's poems, his eyes were wet at the moment, and he said with his chin bowed: "I promise you!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao picked up Ximen'en and ran out: "Go!" Let's go to the latrine! ”

Simon En still wondered in his heart, why did Xiaocao like this tune this week? If you want to fall in love, what's wrong with it, you have to go to the stinky latrine? How did she know that Zhou Xiaocao's problems that had been struggling for most of the year were all due to her accident in the stinky latrine?

The two avoided the people and quietly came to the latrine, and as soon as Zhou Xiaocao arrived here, he immediately took out the faucet and prepared to release the water.

Simon En's eyes widened, and he said softly, "So fast."

Zhou Xiaocao nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it's cool to shave your head early, and the matter between us is better to be solved early." ”

Simon En squirmed a little. Although she was willing to do it in her heart, once she reached the point where the sword and her shoes were reached, the girl's reserve still prevailed, blushing shyly, squatting down, holding Zhou Xiaocao's dragon root with her small white hand, opening her scarlet sandalwood mouth, and taking the black and red mushroom head in one bite (to be continued......

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