The lover said seven words: "The bell must be tied to the bell!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao was obviously dissatisfied with this Zen-like answer, and asked, "Dao Chief, please make it clear!" You should know that for men, that's the end of it! ”

The detached Taoist said: "It's not a good thing to be able to do people!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao retorted: "For me, it's a bad thing. ”

The departing Taoist looked left and right, and said to Zhou Xiaocao: "You come with me!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao was overjoyed, thinking that the divorced Taoist must be going to treat himself. Since it is a cure, and it is still a disease in that kind of place, it is definitely necessary to avoid female compatriots.

Zhou Xiaocao happily followed the lover to the inner room, and waited happily for the lover to give him a wonderful hand.

The lovers took out a few books from under the mattress, and handed them to Zhou Xiaocao with a very ambiguous look.

When he took it, Zhou Xiaocao couldn't laugh anymore.

It turns out that these books are all Taoist collections, teaching people the method of self-cultivation. For example, the first book is to teach people to pick yin and supplement yang. How? is when I am in sex with a woman, I try my best to make the woman continue to climax, wave after wave. But you must control yourself and not orgasm. Taoists believe that this is the art of collecting yin and supplementing yang. They found that when humans have orgasm, all nerves in the body, including the psyche, are completely collapsed. According to this, they believe that at this time, the essence of people will leak out, once someone deliberately does it. You can take the essence of other people's lives for your own use.

Then, the combination of yin and yang is the avenue of heaven, earth and man, and it is the best policy for men to adopt women's yin qi.

Next, the book also teaches many ways to control sexual desire. For example, when you feel that you can't hold on anymore, you can quickly pull it out and pinch the root of the yang root with your hand to suppress your desire. Another example is when the woman is unbearable and collapses and begs for mercy. Retrograde ejaculation-ejaculation is possible. It is to ejaculate inwards to ensure that you can absorb the woman's life essence, but your own life essence will not leak out.

Most of the following books are also about these theories. No wonder people who leave lovers regard it as a treasure. Hidden under the mattress in the bedroom.

But these books are really not attractive to Zhou Xiaocao.

Let's not talk about whether Zhou Xiaocao believes in these things or not. Just what kind of evil way to collect yin and supplement yang is not liked by Zhou Xiaocao.

Zhou Xiaocao often calls himself a philanthropist, a man. It should be based on giving, how can you ask for a woman again? The most important thing is that Lao Tzu can't personnel at all now, you give me these things, there is a fart?

Seeing Zhou Xiaocao's unkind face, the detached Taoist explained: "These are all unique books, and they are the most difficult to find!" Today, borrowing from you to take a view, the goodness is great! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said unhappily: "Dao Chief! Now it's not a question of what kind of kung fu I practice, whether I practice kung fu or not, but I can't do personnel at all! This matter is fundamentally wrong! I just want to ask you for help, how can I treat my disease, and whether it can be cured! ”

The Taoist was stunned for a moment, and said, "Didn't you sue sù?" This department is a heart disease, and it needs to be healed! ”

Zhou Xiaocao tilted his head and asked, "Heart disease?" The heart? How is it treated? ”

The detached Taoist said: "This solution still needs to be made!" When someone turned you into this, you still need to find him! ”

Only then did Zhou Xiaocao understand the meaning of the divorced Taoist, he must have been stimulated at the beginning, so that he was sick in his heart, so he couldn't do anything. If you want to cure this disease, you must restore the situation at that time, and people, things, and places must be exactly the same, so as to expel the demons and return to your nature.

It's like treating shopaholics, that is, taking him crazy shopping malls every day, seeing food to taste, seeing clothes to try, but you can't buy it, and you don't give him a penny. After a month, the shopaholic got rid of it. Because this shopaholic will find that he likes it when he sees it, and if he doesn't buy it back, he won't die!

Zhou Xiaocao suddenly realized: "Cangzhou! Simon Mansion! Enh! ”

That day, after he went to Simon's Mansion, when he was urinating in the latrine, he was frightened by Simon En'n who suddenly came out from behind, and then the little brother below shrank back, and then he couldn't do anything that night!

That's it!

After finding the answer, Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help but scratch her ears and cheeks with joy, clamoring to go back to Cangzhou immediately.

Of course, Yan Qixia didn't say anything, but she was a little reluctant to see Master, after all, she didn't know when she would be able to see Master again. It doesn't matter if he is a Taoist who is divorced, because he and his beautiful junior sister have already opened their hearts, and the two of them must not be separated for a while, it seems that this Taoist can no longer be quiet and inactive.

When sending Zhou Xiaocao and Yan Qixia away, Zhou Xiaocao vaguely felt that something was not quite right with Yan Qixia's junior sisters. It stands to reason that such a parting scene, even if it is not sad, should not be happy, right?

That's right! The eyes of these girls were full of joy from the heart, as if Yan Qixia was separated from them, which was a great joy.

The two of them left the Valley of Divorce, and Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help asking, "Ah Xia, why do you senior sisters and sisters seem to want you to leave?" Is there such a suitable? ”

Yan Qixia didn't hide anything from Zhou Xiaocao, and replied immediately: "They are really happy." Originally, we sisters and sisters all had a crush on Master and his old man, and Master's disciple who had always loved me the most. Later, when I met the fairy seniors, I realized that the master loved me the most not because I was good, but because I was most like the fairy seniors! Now that I have a home, I naturally won't go with them to rob the master, and they will naturally be happy when I leave. ”

Damn, this can be done?

The Taoist who stuttered liked his sister but didn't dare to say it, but instead used his martial arts to force his sister to show his excellence, so as to attract the attention of his sister, what is the difference between this and a primary school student who is just starting to fall in love? How many elementary and middle school students don't understand feelings at all, thinking that if they do something out of the ordinary and deviant, they can get the attention of the girl they have a crush on, so as to achieve good things.

What childishness!

Don't you understand? Sometimes, girls don't like you, not necessarily because of the complicated reasons, such as your family has no money, whether you study well, whether you are popular, whether you can play the guitar, etc., it may be very simple to think that you are ugly.

A woman is a sensual animal, and when she likes a boy, she will think that the boy farts in public, and she will think that this is a manifestation of spontaneity; And when she somehow hates a man, even if the man gives her a truckload of cash, she just thinks that the man is a.

Therefore, I would like to advise those little boys who secretly like a certain girl that the best way is to be their true selves. In this way, you may not be able to get the heart of the girl you like, but there will definitely be a girl who likes you. If you do something unusual in order to attract the girl you like, not only will you not be able to win the girl's heart, but you will also offend all the other girls in the class, and you will be doomed to be lonely for the whole middle school years!

Zhou Xiaocao felt that the lovers poured all their thoughts into their female disciples, so that these girls, who already had a deep father-love complex, began to distort their feelings and turned into a yearning for the opposite sex. Zhou Xiaocao still remembers that when she first saw Yan Qixia in the woods, Yan Qixia said that if that person also had such a mood

Yan Qixia asked, "Why don't you speak?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head and sighed: "Alas! What a mess you have! (To be continued......)