PS: The second more came as promised, and the foolish fruit did not break its promise! Here, Yuguo cheekily begged for tickets, collections, recommendations, and let the tickets come more violently!

The two of them went up to the second floor, only to feel that their eyes were suddenly wide.

This restaurant faces the Wei River, the Wei River here is not polluted, it is not another time and space where you can write with a brush dipped in the water of the Wei River, the river water is clear, the banks are reeds and trees, and there are some relatively flat river beaches, which have been developed and planted with crops. Of course, there is no guarantee that it will not flood when there is a big flood. If it is really flooded, then it can only be blamed on God for not following people's wishes; But if there is a harvest, wouldn't it be a happy event? At this time, the yield is generally low, one mu of wheat, when the harvest is good, it is difficult to go up to 100 catties, I don't want future generations, it is eight or nine hundred catties at every turn, nearly 1,000 catties.

The river is not wide, but there are no bridges, mainly by ferries. Due to the narrowness of the river, the ferry boat is not as expected, hoisting the sails and paddling forward. Instead, a thick rope was tied to the stumps on both sides of the river, and a ferryman dragged the rope to control the boat to carry people back and forth. On the boat, there were all kinds of people on board.

A young man crossed the river for the first time, clutching tightly the blanket in his hand, which he did not know whether to hold money or food, and stared nervously at everyone around him; A little daughter-in-law wearing a flower cotton jacket was still holding a baby in her arms, and the baby was probably hungry, and she was crying. However, in broad daylight, the little daughter-in-law could not breastfeed the child with her breasts exposed, so she had to hold and shake constantly, and the child only cared about crying when she grew up. Another middle-aged man was carrying a fork bag in his hand, I don't know what it contained, this old man was there, as if the people and things around him didn't care about his business. A young man with an obscene appearance, just like Zhou Xiaocao, kept staring at the little daughter-in-law, and finally couldn't help but reach out and touch it, and was slapped on the back of the head by the little daughter-in-law, holding her head and squatting there without daring to move.

This qiē is so harmonious and beautiful, presumably anyone who sees it will have a little touch in the plain. It's no wonder that Cui Hu has a poem that reads: "The young woman in the boudoir doesn't know her sorrows, and she goes to the green building with makeup in spring." Suddenly, I saw a strange willow color, and the penitent husband was looking for a marquis. ”

In the plain, you can see the true temperament. Small hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city. You have to rely on a calm natural environment to calm your mind, and you are not a true hermit.

However, such a beautiful view, in the eyes of our century slut Zhou Xiaocao, where is there any beauty at all? He also only looked at the beautiful little daughter-in-law, and thought to himself, the good cabbage is called the pig to arch!

There are still a lot of people on the second floor, bustling, although the question of the person who made the question is very tricky, but there are still many people who come to see the excitement, and the entire second floor is full of people. On a square table in the middle, there were some scattered gold leaves and golden beans, shining brightly, which aroused the greed of everyone. All this gold was prepared by the mysterious questioner. This man made a rule that if he answered one question, he would get a gold leaf or a golden bean, and if he answered two questions, he would get ten gold leaves or golden beans. Those who answer three questions in a row and all of them are correct will receive a thousand taels of gold!

It's a huge reward, so it's no wonder that so many people come to try their luck. It's just that the question of this questioner is too tricky, and it is rare to be able to answer one, let alone answer three correctly in a row.

At present, there is just one person who answered a question correctly, got a golden bean, and left happily in the envious eyes of everyone. However, the questioner shouted several times in a row, and no one dared to step forward again. You know, with so many people watching, it's a shame to answer incorrectly.

Again, the questioner shouted, "Can anyone come and try it?" ”

As a result, no one came forward for a long time, everyone pushed me, I looked at you, and they all hesitated.

At this time, Zhou Xiaocao shouted: "I'm coming!" ”

Everyone immediately seemed to have discussed and took the initiative to get out of the way. Zhou Xiaocao walked over majestically and vigorously, and his head was about to rise to the ceiling. As a result, without looking at his feet, he tripped over a chair, and a very indecent dog eating posture fell forward.

"Hahaha"

When everyone saw someone eating deflated, they all laughed without conscience, and they didn't have the consciousness to base their happiness on the pain of others.

However, everyone's laughter suddenly stopped, because Zhou Xiaocao did not fall as they imagined, but was supported by a graceful and handsome young woman.

Zhou Xiaocao grabbed Yan Qixia's arm, kicked her calf, and kissed Yan Qixia with a "poof" under everyone's surprised gaze. Yan Qixia's face turned red, and she said softly: "There is no positive shape!" ”

But when the voice came out, it was better to say that it was to blame, than to say that it was coquettish.

So, at the same time, the words echoed in the hearts of everyone and when Zhou Xiaocao looked at the little daughter-in-law on the boat just now: "The good cabbage is called the pig to arch!" ”

But Zhou Xiaocao, a pig, obviously doesn't have this awareness, he feels that he is the most handsome. Because, in another time and space, when he couldn't find a girlfriend, it was a fucking sentence: "Child, you are the most handsome in the world!" He mustered up the courage and finally caught up with a girl. Then, one night, he heard his mother kneeling in front of the statue of Guan Erye praying: "Emperor Guan Shengjun, I shouldn't lie, since I praised my son for being handsome on the day I played, I haven't won the lottery again."

Hearing this, Zhou Xiaocao walked away silently, hiding his merit and fame.

As soon as Zhou Xiaocao sat down, the mysterious questioner leaned forward gently, narrowed his eyes carefully, and carefully looked at Zhou Xiaocao in front of him. Zhou Xiaocaoxin said that Ya was originally short-sighted.

People in this time and space naturally don't know what myopia is, but they know that some people can only see things clearly when they get closer, and they don't understand what the truth is.

The myopic eye looked at Zhou Xiaocao carefully for a while, then straightened his waist and asked, "Your Excellency's honorable name?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Jinmu, water, fire, and earth are all there, who do you say I am?" ”

Myopic thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I can't guess it." ”

Zhou Xiaocao smiled and said, "My name is Zhou Xiaocao." ”

Myopic eyes said: "Your Excellency is not ridiculing me? Your name, there is soil in the word Zhou, and there is barely wood in the word grass, so where is the gold, water and fire? ”

Zhou Xiaocao showed his signature smile on his face: "The word Zhou is the name of the ancient emperor, the king of Dayu is the gold of the world, and it is cast with nine tripods." The Great Zhou Dynasty sits on China, everything belongs to the son of Zhou Tianzi, and the five elements are naturally indispensable. And this small print is better explained. small trees, wood; creek, water; Xiaozao, as for the cursive word, it's better to explain, right? ”

Myopic eyes shook their heads: "The first two words can barely make sense, but this last word, I really can't think of how it is related to the five elements." ”

Zhou Xiaocao said loudly: "I cǎo, I cǎo, I cǎo grass grass!" Stupid！ ”

The myopic eye shook his head again: "Your Excellency's words are even more incomprehensible below." ”

Zhou Xiaocao was really angry with him, and said, "Okay, please ask for the question." ”

As soon as it came to the question, this myopic eye suddenly came to the spirit, Zhou Xiaocao wondered in his heart, could it be that this guy still has a hobby of stumbling others?

Myopic coughed, cleared his throat, and said, "Please listen to the question!" Why are the days longer in summer and shorter in winter? ”

Zhou Xiaocao replied without thinking: "Because of the heat expansion and cold contraction!" ”

That's it? I've had all the brain teasers in elementary school, and it's really embarrassing to show off here!

But he didn't think about it, this is still a feudal society in the agricultural era, and no one can answer the question of why the summer is daily and the winter days are short. He uttered the word "hot expansion and cold contraction", which no one here had ever heard before.

Sure enough, the myopic eye immediately asked, "What is thermal expansion and cold contraction?" ”