Chapter Eighty-Six: Xiaocao Enters Beijing (10) Today's Two Watches!!
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When Zhou Xiaocao heard this, he immediately became happy: "Oh, it turns out to be a slipknot, it's good to have a solution, it's good to have a solution." β
Zha Yong heard him say these words, and these two sentences are the most like normal people. As the saying goes, the same rice raises white people, but he really doesn't know what kind of water and soil can raise such a superlative.
"Childe, according to the hexagram, your wife can be saved, but she must be saved from the top down."
Zhou Xiaocao shook his head: "Hexagram, hexagram or something, I don't understand, just say it, how to save it?" β
Cha Yong said: "In other words, if you want to find the person who ordered the arrest, the so-called bell must be tied to the bell!" β
Zhou Xiaocao said: "Find the person who gave the order? How is that possible? It's the emperor who gave the order, I'm going to find him? β
Zha Yong's face was grim and said, "Exactly! Only by going to the present saint can you solve this situation. The person who framed your wife said that she was rebelling, you have to find evidence that she did not rebel, and let the emperor order again. β
Zhou Xiaocao was a little angry: "Are you fooling me here?" If I had a relationship with the emperor, I wouldn't have to worry about it here, and I wouldn't have to listen to you here! Not only listened to your, but also smelled your sneezing and drank your bitter coffee, I ate too much to support? β
Zha Yong's face turned red, but he still couldn't help but argue: "I'm sorry, what I played was not a flute, it was a flute." β
Zhou Xiaocao said: "I don't care what kind of flute you blow, anyway, I think you tricked me here just to entertain me, you old glass!" β
Chayong said, "Can you listen to me?" I'm just following the hexagram and talking about things. β
Zhou Xiaocao said for a long time: "Okay, you say, I see what good way you can come up with as a third-rate tailor who 'makes up for it'." β
Zha Yong really wanted to take a piece of tofu and paste it on Zhou Xiaocao's face, and then ask, is this something in your head? However, when I thought of the master's original intention, I had to hold back. But! After going back, you must report to the master this Zhou Xiaocao, who has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet, and then report it to the master, it is best for the master to order him to do it himself, and give him a thousand cuts!
Cha Yong explained: "In the hexagram, the hexagram is a view, and the hexagram is a beneficial hexagram. That is to say, after you enter Beijing, you will take a look first, and then it will be helpful. Perhaps, someone superior will directly recommend you to the emperor? If you think about it carefully, are there any people who have friendships in the capital and have great power? Maybe all of this will help. β
Zhou Xiaocao smiled: "I understand what I said!" As the saying goes, a fence has three piles, and a hero has three gangs, and after I enter Beijing, I want to be sponsored, right? β
Chayong said: "Exactly! Although Childe's words are vulgar, the truth is right. After entering Beijing, it is impossible for you to see the emperor immediately and convince the emperor that your wife is not rebelling. There is another point, that is, to falsely accuse your wife's family of being in a high position, even if the emperor pardons your wife's crimes, it is impossible to touch him at all, please accept it when you see it, don't try to hit the stone with an egg! β
Zhou Xiaocao said: "Okay, I will remember your advice." Wife, let's go! β
Now that the problem is solved, Zhou Xiaocao will of course say goodbye. Yan Qixia is now a good housekeeper with her husband and wife, so naturally Zhou Xiaocao is what she says. In her eyes, as long as Zhou Xiaocao needs it, she can become Zhou Xiaocao's wife, lover, mother, maid and even bodyguard. This qiΔ, as long as Zhou Xiaocao needs.
This, as the saying goes, is deep in love. If Yan Qixia meets a real man in this time and space, I am afraid that her affection will turn into water. But what is commendable is that the man she likes is a time-traveler, and his thinking is thousands of years more advanced than the people of this time and space. So, it's hard to say who actually earns it.
"Wait!"
As soon as Zha Yong spoke, Zhou Xiaocao said unhappily: "What? Still want money? You said it all, you sent me a hexagram! β
Zha Yong's forehead once again appeared with green tendons, and he resisted the impulse in his heart and said, "Definitely! Zha wanted to send a child. It is a guest from afar, and he is a landlord, how can he not send it away? β
Zhou Xiaocao nodded and said, "Oh, that's it, then you can send it!" β
Chayong is uncomfortable again, I'm dizzy, doesn't this guy know what modesty is? God, which string was wrong to give birth to such a masterpiece that conquered the world? How powerful is the body that Lord Yama has found to be able to support this filthy soul?
Zha Yong took the boy to the fence wall, Zhou Xiaocao didn't look at it, and left with Yan Qixia in his arms. It is estimated that he pondered that Chayong couldn't hear it, and he spoke a little unscrupulously. Zha Yong faintly heard Zhou Xiaocao say here: "Wife, the sage said, there is nothing to be done, and it is either a traitor or a thief." I'm afraid there is some conspiracy for this surname. Say, "Is he a traitor or a thief?" β
At this time, Yan Qixia's voice floated: "We don't have any money on us, so it can't be a thief." Could it be that he has taken a fancy to the appearance of the concubine? β
Zhou Xiaocao's voice came: "That's not it, I think this person is quite good at Longyang, I guess I fell in love with my handsome appearance." You see, we've been sitting for so long, and he never looks at you squarely, but he always pulls me and talks non-stop, and he has to give me a! I guess he's got a crush on me! β
Inside the fence wall, Zha Yong's face suddenly turned red, suddenly blue, and changed in an instant. Finally, Cha Yong looked up to the sky and scolded: "I cΗo! I'm cΗo! I'm cΗo grass grass! Child! Prepare pen and ink! β
The boy asked, "Does the master want to write poetry?" β
Zha Yong said loudly: "Write your mother's head!" I was mad by this week's grass, and today I have committed a vow, and I want to copy the Buddhist scriptures to atone for my sins. β
The boy asked curiously: "Master, this person has not said his name, how do you know that his name is Zhou Xiaocao?" β
Zha Yong looked at the boy and said, "If you are disobedient and ask questions, I don't mind committing another killing ring!" β
The two of them are on a horse, still a woman on top of a man - no, no, it should be a posture of a woman in front of a man and a man behind, galloping in the direction of the capital. According to the current distance, you can reach the capital in a few hours. But at that time, it was a horse, and a thousand miles of horses traveled thousands of miles a day, not to mention that the one mile at that time was much smaller than the one mile now.
On this day, at noon, the two came to a small town, which was called the slide. In the Tang Dynasty, the poet immortal Li Bai once lived here and liked to drink the special brew Bingtang Spring here. This wine, with its sweet smell, is clear in the mouth, slightly yellowish in color, and is brewed from a variety of grains. Its main ingredients are sorghum and millet, so it smells particularly pleasant. However, due to the clever brewing method and steaming method, after the entrance of this wine, it is full of stamina, and it is no wonder that people like Li Bai can't help but applaud. Li Yangbing, the king of the Tang Dynasty's seal book, is said to be the uncle of Li Bai's family, and once wrote "The New Post of the Slippery Stage", which is extant. Ouyang Xiu, who supported Sima Guang in the Song Dynasty, was demoted, and he was an official here, and there is now Ouyang Middle School, which is said to be the former site of Ouyang Xiu's lectures.
The two of them came here and found a similar restaurant, and as soon as they sat down in the hall on the first floor, they heard a noise upstairs, and they didn't know what they were doing.
Zhou Xiaocao asked, "Little Er! What's going on upstairs? So noisy! β
Xiao Er habitually put the towel on his shoulder, rubbed his oily hand on the apron around his waist, and said, "Ouch, this master! You're from out of town, aren't you? Upstairs, a scribe came, who had already booked the upstairs private room for two days, and said that whoever could answer his three questions would have to promise a thousand dollars! No, the local literati and peddlers all came to try their luck. β
Zhou Xiaocao and Yan Qixia glanced at each other, and each other's eyes were interesting. Zhou Xiaocao asked: "So, can anyone take this thousand taels of gold?" β
The little two shook his head and said, "That's not true." This person's question is tricky and weird, and everyone can't solve it. β
Zhou Xiaocao glanced at Yan Qixia and said firmly: "Let's go, try it!" β