129 Cup+Cutlery (Medium)

Because there are so many enemies, Li Xiaofeng can't think of a reason for a while, in fact, he doesn't think much about it, and the so-called contemplation is just a matter of being stunned, that is, a matter of a few milliseconds. In such a "long" period of time, no one has come up with an answer, and someone doesn't plan to think about it, anyway, it is enough to know that the other party is here to find fault, and for those who dare to find fault with him, a certain immortal has always been a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye.

Li Xiaofeng suddenly sneered: "Let me go with you, you don't pee to see what you are!" ”

The customs inspector, who looked very minion and obscene, was suddenly stupid, and it took a long time to react, and he suddenly said angrily: "Bastard, what are you talking about!" As he spoke, he rushed out violently, waving his fists, looking like I was a wicked person and who I was afraid of.

Li Xiaofeng was frightened by this scum whose combat effectiveness was only a single digit? Of course it's impossible, dare to show your teeth and claws at him, grandson, you're tired of living!

Li Xiaofeng didn't think about it, he casually stretched out his hand and lifted the obscene customs, slapped it a few times, and gave it to the grandson with a head full of gold stars.

"You...... You dare to hit me!! The lewd man squeezed out a few tears, like a battered little daughter-in-law, and of course he immediately began to ask for support: "Someone! Hit someone! Brothers, come and help! ”

In fact, there was no need for him to shout so loudly, Mr. 007's group of subordinates had been waiting on the side for a long time, and they all surrounded him. A few of them were more clever and ruthless, without saying a word, they took out their truncheons and rushed at Li Xiaofeng, and for a while, the solid wooden baton smashed over with the sound of the wind.

As soon as Li Xiaofeng threw away the lewd man's body and moved, he flashed the addition of sticks, raised his hand and slapped it with a crisp slap, and with a "snap", the agent made two spins like a spinning top before he stabilized his figure. Then punched and kicked, and instantly overturned a few agents who were doing it, and immediately calmed the field!

"You dare to attack the police!"

Although the several agents who were beaten were not seriously injured, the anger in their hearts was soaring, they were the only ones who beat people, and when they had suffered such a loss, they immediately charged Li Xiaofeng with a crime.

"Assault on the police?" Li Xiaofeng snorted with disdain, pointed to the other party's nose and asked, "What kind of policeman are you!" All I saw was a mob with bad intentions! ”

If it weren't for the fact that there were no terrorists in this era, Li Xiaofeng would not be able to invent and create. Otherwise, these agents would have to be imprisoned by him at Guantanamo.

However, these agents are not good at stubble, they did not take advantage of their hands and feet, but were fabricated by the other party, and quickly took out their documents, and said arrogantly: "This is our documents!" For what innocent beating of customs officers, saying that you attacked the police, it is light! We suspect you of being a German spy, so be honest and come with us! ”

Although these agents just shook their documents with their documents, the sharp-eyed Li Xiaofeng immediately discovered the catty inside, and immediately sneered: "Beat this bastard because he doesn't have long eyes, for dogs that don't have long eyes, Lao Tzu can beat them if he wants!" On Russian soil, when will it be your turn to run rampant with your English turtle grandchildren. With the inspection certificate issued by the British Army, you dare to go to Russia to arrest people! Dare to slander me as a spy? Hmph, come with you, when will you gringos have the power to enforce the law! If you know each other, let Lao Tzu get out! ”

A few spies were taken aback, they were so rampant in Russia that they were basically invincible as long as they showed their documents, and even Russian officials had to sell their face. Over time, they have long forgotten that with this book in their hands, they really have no law enforcement power, and if they want to arrest people in Russia, that is really illegal! …,

But now, they can only bite the bullet and pull out a new tiger skin as a big banner: "You'd better be honest, our powers are granted by the Allied Command, and we have the right to inspect all suspicious people, etc." ”

Li Xiaofeng smiled: "I didn't say that you don't have the right to inspect, but your right is just to inspect!" Good dogs don't get in the way, and after the inspection, get out of the way! No matter how crooked you are, it doesn't mean you can arrest someone! ”

Several agents were speechless for a moment, you really only have the right to check, if you really find a spy, you can only hand it over to the Russian judicial authorities to deal with, in the end they still have no law enforcement power! But this problem is easy to solve, they can't arrest people, but the Russian police and gendarmes can do it for them, and it's still very simple to buy a few doglegs.

In James. At Bond's signal, a few dog-legged Russian policemen rushed up, looking more active and angry than their master, waving batons and shouting: "Who attacked the police!" Stand up for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu broke his dog's leg ......"

"Who are you going to be Lao Tzu!"

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaofeng was even more vicious and angry than these dogs, and he smashed his fist heavily on the cheeks of the fat policeman with the most smelly mouth, and the force was ridiculously great, and the guy flew out of the gang directly, fell heavily on the ground, and did not move after two convulsions.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the surrounding police shouted: "Dare to attack the police!" Catch him and don't let him run! ”

However, these goods are also very strong, and they scream happily, but seeing that Li Xiaofeng is so good at his hands and feet, he doesn't dare to be a spearhead bird.

"What's going on!" The matter was so big that even if the Bolsheviks were sluggish, someone would have informed Lenin and the big guys. Lenin was not ambiguous, and when he learned that it was Li Xiaofeng who was in trouble, he immediately came to the rescue.

Lenin, who rushed to the scene of the incident, looked at the customs inspector whose face was swollen like a peach, and the fat pig policeman who fell to the ground and spit white bubbles, frowned, and asked: "What are you doing!" ”

Don't get me wrong, Lenin didn't go for some immortal, but questioned the policeman at the head. On this point, a certain immortal felt very comfortable, look, this is the style of the big guy, the first thing that happens is to turn the elbow outside and inside to protect his own people.

Don't look at Lenin's small stature and not strong combat effectiveness, but as soon as he went to that station, a force of superiority came out, which frightened the little policeman and a few agents for a moment, and they were speechless.

James hiding from the sidelines. Bond was half angry, originally thought that he could take down Li Xiaofeng and "Howard" casually, but who knew that the other party's combat effectiveness was strong, and he resisted a few of his agents

Peaceful.

In fact, it was nothing to surprise Lenin, anyway, according to the original plan, Lenin and the Bolsheviks were also involved, and now Lenin himself jumped out, wouldn't it be better? But let James. Bond is crazy, how can you grandsons be bluffed by Lenin's two sentences, this is so fucking useless and shameful!

James. Bond can no longer sit idly by, if the drama continues to be played like this, then he, the screenwriter and director, can directly wash and sleep. At that time, the entire Russian station will become the laughing stock of MI6, and he, the station chief, will also be ousted in great shame!

"We're on official business!" James. Bond stepped forward and took Lenin's words, "We suspect that this gentleman is a German spy, and if you have anything to do with him, I have to suspect that you are his accomplice!" ”

Lenin glanced at this new guy, and his political instincts for many years told him that this gentleman-looking guy in front of him was not a good bird, and it was very difficult to deal with! But he can't ignore Li Xiaofeng's affairs, no matter how he says it, he is his newly accepted little brother, if he gives up like this, then it is too chilling, who will dare to follow him in the future? …,

However, it is not a good thing for Lenin to put himself in direct confrontation with the other side. With his political IQ, he can smell the cats in it without his eyes and nose, the other party is just looking for trouble, and he is not afraid of making things bigger, and the bigger the trouble, the happier he is.

Lenin was embarrassed, but Li Xiaofeng was not afraid. He took two steps forward and directly pushed James Bond back, and a certain immortal said angrily: "What are you?" Men come out like dogs and tell you that you have no authority to perform official duties in Russia. This is a blatant trampling on the sovereignty of Russia, I will just kill you all, and the British government will not dare to fart! ”

James. Bond was angry, but the other party was right, he really had no power. But what kind of person is 007, a man and a prostitute, there is a way with a roll of his eyes, he pointed at the fat policeman who was crazy, and said: "We don't have the power to arrest people, but they do!" Can't the Russian police arrest criminals? ”

Looking at James Bond's triumphant appearance, Li Xiaofeng smiled coldly: arrogant: "Unfortunately, the Russian police really can't arrest people casually, especially can't arrest me casually!" He pretended to think about it, and then said: "Even the British police can't arrest me, even if I really committed a crime in the UK, you are not qualified to arrest me!" ”

James. Bond felt insulted and said angrily, "Are you above the law!" ”

Li Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Of course I can't, but looking at the style of your dogs, it's much more effective than the law!" ”

James. Bond had never been so angry, he swore that he would make the damn little hairy boy in front of him suffer, and he would make someone taste the torture of MI6, and he didn't believe that the other party could still be hard-mouthed at that time.

"Arrest and take down all these German spies!"

With the boss speaking, whether it was the younger brother below or the dog's legs, they immediately responded in unison, and rushed up to see that the momentum was more terrible than the tiger descending the mountain and the wild boar coming out of the forest. Even Lenin screamed in his heart that it was bad. But Li Xiaofeng didn't seem to see all this, easily took out a small notebook from his pocket, and gestured at a Russian dog-legged policeman who was stupid in front of him, and suddenly the grandson who was dancing with teeth and claws just now was stunned......