The small notebook in Li Xiaofeng's hand has incredible magic, and in the blink of an eye, the violent Russian police were deflated, and they were very "shy" to put away the sticks in their hands, and looked at Li Xiaofeng in a daze.

What is the small book in Li Xiaofeng's hand? Why does it have such a miraculous power? What is certain is that it is definitely not a BUG item such as the Holy Decree, the Sword of Shang Fang or the Gold Medal of Freedom from Death, even if it is, it can't be eaten in this era, the old man of the Tsar has fallen, and the credit items he issued have long lost their legal effect and are invalid after expiration.

The small notebook in Li Xiaofeng's hand is not a magical prop, but a necessary document for every person who goes abroad - a passport. Don't underestimate this document, according to the traditional saying, passports are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and people with different identities use different passports.

For example, Li Xiaofeng in the previous life was just an ant-like fart who was fortunate to go to Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand at his own expense and applied for a passport, which is the lowest ordinary passport, which can only be used as an ID card, and the border has to be interrogated and endless security checks.

In addition to the ordinary passport, there are official passports and diplomatic passports, which are slightly higher than ordinary passports, as the name suggests, that is a special passport for civil servants, and is only issued to old men who go abroad on business. Of course, this official passport has no privileges, that is, it is higher than the ordinary passport, which means that the user's status is more noble.

The real awesome passport is the diplomatic passport, this kind of passport is very special, generally only the Ministry of Foreign Affairs can be issued, and the object of issuance is also diplomats, such as ambassadors, special envoys, counselors, ministers and entourages on diplomatic missions.

Holders of such passports are privileged and generally enjoy the right to be exempt from duty, exempt from inspection, and take the green channel. More advanced diplomatic passports, such as ambassadors and envoys. Counselors and other senior officials have diplomatic immunity!

What is diplomatic immunity? In layman's terms, it is the privilege of foreign affairs personnel, who have immunity from jurisdiction, litigation and execution in the country of assignment. In other words, a person who holds such a passport is not subject to the laws of that country if he engages in murder and illegal goods in the country where he is stationed, even if he steals the state secrets of that country. At most, this person can only be deported, and it is impossible to arrest him and put him in prison for interrogation!

In view of the convenience of diplomatic privileges, quite a number of diplomats have a dual identity, nominally engaged in diplomacy, but in fact engaged in espionage activities, during the Cold War, it was common to see the US imperialists and the Soviet Union expelling diplomats from each other.

It is this very good and powerful diplomatic passport that Li Xiaofeng holds in his hand, and although this is in Russia, there will be no less diplomatic immunity. At least James. Bond has no power to arrest him, and even if an immortal openly slaps Mr. 007's ear, he can only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. As for those little police minions in Russia, I'm sorry, how dare they ants provoke the uncle of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, it's not a flashlight in the toilet - looking for (death)!

James. Bond looked at the passport of a certain immortal uncertainly, he really wanted to say that it was fake, but the steel seal and anti-counterfeiting logo of the Russian Foreign Ministry ruthlessly overturned his assumptions. This diplomatic passport is certainly real!

Is it true? It's true in one way, but it's false in another. Li Xiaofeng is definitely not a foreign affairs officer, although he does learn foreign languages in his body, but he is not even a translator for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Milyukov, the foreign minister, would never allow a little kid who didn't graduate from college to work in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, not to mention that this kid is still an opposition in his eyes, how can he let the enemy be arrogant on his own turf? …,

So the identity of a certain immortal must be fake, but then again, the identity is fake, it does not mean that the passport is also fake, the information on this diplomatic passport is all true, it is documented in the Russian Foreign Ministry, and it is also a place of diplomatic immunity.

Why does this kind of painful situation occur? The reason is very simple, the Russian political scene is in chaos, when a certain immortal applies for a passport and is about to go abroad, he takes a real guy by the hand, makes a copy, and then replaces the photo on the passport with himself, and someone begins to enjoy diplomatic privileges in a grand manner.

I have to say that it is very convenient to have privileges, at least no one dares to check him when entering and leaving the country, who let the owner of the original passport take the identity of an envoy, it is said that he is a confidant of Milyukov, as a special envoy shouldered a secret mission, the main task is to contact and communicate with the Allies, so whether it is at home or abroad, almost no one dares to check him.

James. Bond is no exception, although he is a hundred envoys who don't believe that the little kid in front of him will be, but rules are rules, and if everyone doesn't follow them, it will be meaningless. What's more, the British are the ones who don't want the rules to be subverted, and whoever made this rule was established by the defeat of Napoleon at the Vienna Peace Conference, and is also the biggest vested interest in this set of rules, so the British are very determined to uphold the rules, at least on the surface.

James. Bond remembered the information on his passport and vowed to thoroughly investigate this bullshit envoy after he returned, as long as he caught the fox's tail, he would definitely make Li Xiaofeng regret it. But now he can only give in:

"I'm sorry, sir. I sincerely apologize to you for the reckless actions of my subordinates. But I also hope you understand that this is our job. Our mission is to catch those sneaky and insidious villains with ulterior motives, and we will do everything in our power to do so, even at the cost of our lives...... Here, I also solemnly warn those who have ulterior motives, don't show your flaws, don't let us catch them. Because the end will be extremely sad! ”

How dare you threaten my brother? The fire in Li Xiaofeng's heart is soaring, he is not a good talker, it is good if I don't offend people, if people offend me, he doesn't mind letting the other party take off a layer of skin.

"You're threatening me?" Li Xiaofeng asked coldly.

James Bond said lightly: "No, I'm telling the truth!" That's my mission! ”

Li Xiaofeng smiled and asked with a pleasant face, "Do you know what my mission is?" ”

"I don't know what to do!" James Bond replied.

The smile on Li Xiaofeng's face became more and more intense, as if he had seen the happiest thing in the world, his mouth moved and was about to say the answer repeatedly. A fist appeared in front of Bond's eyes.

Worst!

James. Bond subconsciously wanted to hide, although he was not the 007 in the movie, but he still had the skills, otherwise he would not be able to sit in the position of stationmaster. But today, in the face of a slow fist, he didn't know how to dodge, his body seemed to be filled with lead, like a solid iron bump, unusually sluggish, almost stupidly waiting for the fist to land on his face.

In fact, it was not only Mr. 007 who felt this way, but his loyal subordinates also felt as if they had been crushed by ghosts, as if they were replaying in slow motion, and they watched their boss be punched away, and he fell to the ground and gnawed on the mud.

It is said that it is a mouth gnawing mud, but in fact, it is a mouth gnawing cement, although there is only a word difference, but it is also a thousand miles. The teeth will not fall out of the mud, at least the front teeth will not fall out, but the mouth will not fall out of the cement, and the front teeth will not be saved. …,

In an instant, the personable and gentlemanly 007 classmate said goodbye to his two gates, and by the way, he also received a special commendation from Panda Eyes. All in all, the phoenix becomes a sparrow, the tiger becomes a dog, and the dragon becomes a four-legged snake.

After a long time, Mr. 007 let out an angry roar: "You hit me!" You dare to hit me?! ”

Seriously, Mr. Earth Dog is a bit stupid to ask, he has already been beaten, so he should think about defense first, but he is very stupid and naïve to lie on the ground and ask questions. So Li Xiaofeng immediately gave him a lesson and gave his little brother a kick.

Until this time, James. Bond's subordinates woke up from their petrified state, and rushed forward one by one to take revenge. But their combat effectiveness is really not powerful, and one of the five fights was put to the ground by a certain immortal in minutes, and while beating someone, he also let out a group of ridicule:

"It's not powerful! You didn't have enough to eat, or did you spend all your fighting power on the chick's belly? Even if the five pigs are better than you, can they be a little stronger? I deeply doubt that you are men, or do you all have impotence and premature ejaculation? ”

James. Bond was half angry, gritting his teeth and preparing to "die together" with a certain immortal, but before he could stand up crookedly, he was casually kicked off the dock by Li Xiaofeng and fell into the icy sea water with a thud.

But even if he fell into the water, this one didn't stop, waving his fists wildly in the water, and said loudly: "Bastard, you wait for me." It's not over! We'll ...... Whew......"

Poor Mr. 007 didn't finish his sentence before he was knocked unconscious by a few human sandbags thrown down by a certain immortal. In a few moments the poor creature rolled his eyes and pretended to be a floating corpse on the surface of the sea.

"Andre," Eriksen, who had watched the white drama for a long time, finally sobered up, and asked worriedly: "If you do this, it will cause a diplomatic dispute!" ”

"I'm afraid of a fart!" Li Xiaofeng didn't care and said, "I have diplomatic immunity, and it's useless to kill them!" To hold them to death is to ask the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to lodge a protest. ”

Erikson worried: "Then the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will still find you trouble!" ”

Li Xiaofeng smiled incomprehensibly, and whispered in his ear: "My passport is fake." Where can I go from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs? ”

Erikson's eyes widened and he looked at a certain immortal incredulously, and then his face turned red before he held his stomach and laughed for a long time. This situation made several Russian doglegs who were shocked on the side more and more worried, for fear that a certain immortal would be promiscuous and concoct them in the same way.

Li Xiaofeng stepped forward and kicked the leading customs inspector, and asked viciously: "Just now you said that my friend's passport is problematic?" ”

The creature quickly shook his head: "No, there is absolutely no such thing." Sir, your friend looks like a gentleman of high society, how can there be a problem with the passport! After saying that, he hurriedly handed over the ten crowns he had just received, and looked at a certain immortal flatteringly, looking like a pug.

Li Xiaofeng glared at him, kicked again, and scolded: "Then you don't hurry up and go through the formalities!" ”