Qin Hui's "Qinyuan Spring Snow" shocked the audience, and he was proud, but he couldn't help but jump up in the seat and shouted: "Straight thief!" You are swaggering and deceiving, slandering other people's ancestors, our family must spare you! ”

When the sound arrived, the two hands were already grabbed towards Qin Hui in anger.

The poor angel of Qin Hui was puzzled, and shouted while flashing: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth!" Oops! This eldest brother, the younger brother didn't offend you, why did he move roughly? Ouch hey......"

Many of the onlookers were old and rough people from Liangshan, who had seen Qin Hui unpleasantly earlier, and saw that he was embarrassed, without misfortune and schadenfreude, only making fun of him on the side, and no one came to play a round; And those who understand the truth know that Qin Hui's sentence "The emperor of Liao only knows how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle" poked Yelu Aolu's lung tube, who wants to step forward to be a shield for Qin Hui? So he also stood by and watched, and the scene was chaotic.

Bai Xiuying was in a hurry and pushed the old father beside her. Bai Yuqiao had the heart to step forward, but when he thought that he was old, would he not deliver food when he went up? Therefore, he pushed the two reckless heroes around him, and put on the prestige of a quasi-national ruler and shouted: "What is the use of the angel raising you? Why don't you hurry up and protect the master?! ”

Although those two reckless heroes entered the shogunate with Qin Huiqing's eyes, they were in the Heroes of the Chinese Federation, just like Qin Wuyang entering the Qin court, and they were already bluffed. At this time, Bai Yuqiao was in the battle, the two looked at each other, twisted and pinched out, but they became the daughter-in-law of the little feet and returned to her parents' house, and she couldn't move a step for a long time.

At the critical moment, Ximen Qing was righteous, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold down Yelu Aolu: "Virtuous brother, people are angels, don't be reckless!" ”

Qin Hui, who was under the edge of Yelu Aolu's fist, hurriedly said: "Yes, yes!" Big brother has something to discuss! It's negotiable! ”

Yelu Ao Lu Hu looked at Qin Hui, and then at Ximen Qing, he seemed to remember something in his drunken mind, and suddenly laughed, stopped and didn't chase, just shook his head at Qin Hui: "Let's go!" With the Führer here, what do I have to do with people like you? I'm still happy to see jokes! He smiled and turned back to his seat.

After making this fuss, Qin Hui had palpitations, and saw that Yelu Ao Lu was suppressed by Ximenqing and didn't dare to be rude, so he became embarrassed and began to settle accounts after the autumn: "This big brother, we have no grievances in the past life, no enemies in the next life, and we can't fight with eight poles-why are you targeting me?" If it weren't for Ben Shao being a Jade Emperor Angel and having a hundred saint protections between actions, wouldn't he have been killed by you just now? ”

The editors-in-chief and reporters under him had just hid far away one by one, and now they hurriedly stepped forward to solve their confusion and said: "Son, it is no wonder that His Royal Highness Ao Luwei - he was originally the first emperor of the Liao State, and he joined the Chinese Federation not long ago. ”

As soon as he heard Yelu Aolu's palm of 100,000 male soldiers, Qin Hui's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: "Since this person was the emperor of Liao, he joined the Chinese Federation and was subordinate to Ximen Qing, who is willing to change him?" Why don't I get him around and let him fall under my suit pants? At that time, Lao Tzu and Ximen Qing were arguing, and their waists could be a little harder! ”

Thinking of the pride, Qin Hui hurriedly stepped forward to give a fat salute, and said with a smile: "I don't know that the eldest brother is the emperor of the Liao Kingdom, but the younger brother is rude in his words, he should be beaten!" It's time to fight! The eldest brother should be angry, and when the younger brother changes the original sentence, he avoids the ancestors of the eldest brother - I changed the 'Emperor of Liao' to 'Xiongnu Shan Yu', but does the eldest brother like it? ”

As soon as he said it, he was worried for a while: "Ouch! In this banquet hall, there won't be anyone who is the direct blood relative of the Xiongnu Shan Yu, right? ”

Fortunately, under the aura of the protagonist, this bad situation did not appear. Bai Yuqiao next to him had already cheered: "Okay! The change of the virtuous son-in-law is to turn iron into gold, and he is romantic! ”

Ximen Qing heard it clearly, and laughed secretly in his stomach: "This old turtle slave and little girl cannon, kill yourself!" ”

Yelu Ao Lu didn't want to laugh at this Qin Hui anymore, but he didn't expect this guy to pick it up by himself, and he didn't clean him up but looked lazy, so he sneered: "Oh? What did Lord Angel change the old work to? ”

Qin Hui blinked: "Xiongnu Shan (dan) Yu!" ”

Yelu Ao Lu asked, "Are you sure it's Dan Yu?" ”

Qin Hui was bent on pleasing the Lord of 100,000 Male Soldiers, and said categorically: "That's right! ”

The people of insight in the banquet hall all paid attention to Qin Hui, and their faces were all wonderful.

Although Bai Xiuying has not been a famous prostitute for many years, the accumulated cultural foundation has not been wasted, listening to what her husband said, looking at everyone's faces, she secretly complained in her heart, and hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Qin Hui hard: "Husband is drunk!" ”

After pulling Qin Hui's head into her arms, Bai Xiuying whispered: "Husband, those two words don't read single (dan) Yu, read single (chan) Yu!" ”

"Ouch! I'm it in the Malegobi! It turns out that this Chinese character is as bad as a foreign language! Qin Hui screamed in his heart. Originally, his head rolled in Bai Xiuying's towering and soft place to make his heart swing, but this time it was good, he made shame and desire fly together, and his cheeks were the same color as chrysanthemums.

The vicissitudes of the sea show the true character of the royal literati. The chief writer of "Renmin Daily" flashed out early next to him, and said loudly: "Although Shan (chan) has read Shan (chan) Yu since ancient times, but today, I am the new country and new atmosphere of the Chinese Federation, and those old clichés should also be changed!" The angel hyphenation list (dan) is in line with the atmosphere of the old and welcoming the new - the angel is worried about the country and the people, and the good intentions can be seen! ”

The sages are out, running away from the dust, and there are also followers - but they saw and flashed out the editor-in-chief of the "Ring City Times", and resonated: "Exactly! Within the eight wildernesses and six combinations, there is a fresh and healthy new country and a new style and a decadent and degenerate old country. Lord Angel said today that he established a discipline for heaven and earth, and he is honest for a hundred generations! It is regarded as the quintessence of the master, so why not? ”

The gang of idle films woke up like a dream, and they responded with a clamory, and Bai Yuqiao and Bai Xiuying showed smiles on their faces again.

Qin Hui glanced at the duo who turned the tide gratefully, and secretly swore in his heart - as long as he reached the pinnacle of power, these two would be the Minister of Culture and the Director of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, and they would definitely not run!

But he didn't prevent Duan Heyu, the lord of Dali, from sneering beside him: "Sure enough, it is snowing in June, and there are strange injustices in the world!" ”

Yelu Ao Lu Wei also sighed: "Brother Duan, I heard that the Central Plains were similar to Mr. Nan Guo, and I couldn't read "Rabbit Garden" (note: The so-called "Rabbit Garden" in the Song Dynasty was a storybook with pictures read by children), so I dared to be old and be a teacher for students. Between the training, the "depressed and literary" was taught to be "all are flat with me", and the poison was endless-there was a poem at the time that said: "This old man is a lice, and the chicks are fighting for fire." Quite instructively, they all equaled me. ——In the next also follow the angel to change the word, changing 'this old' to 'this young', but it also fits the situation! ”

Duan Heyu nodded again and again: "Brother Yelu's change is to turn iron into gold, and to be as romantic as possible - in fact, it is not surprising that 'all are equal to me', but it is strange that Mr. Nan Guo is gradually full of peach and plum all over the world, and the rural schoolchildren he taught have changed and become the princes of Gonggon, although these people are long in knowledge, they refuse to accept corrections, and they must be orthodox to worship 'all are equal to me'. It can be said that they are all equal to me, and the students are full of students. It's so depressed that the students don't come! ”

The two of them looked at each other, and they both laughed, only laughing so much that the faces of the princes who had evolved from country schoolchildren were blue and white for a while.

If it comes to listening to the sound and knowing people and seeing Mao and women, if Qin Hui thinks that he is a role model, no one will dare to be the champion, and in addition, his ability is ordinary. Although Yelu Ao Lu and Duan Heyu spoke lively, they quoted scriptures and classics between their words, and they only heard him half-intelligible, and they didn't know what they meant by laughing. Bai Xiuying did not marry him in vain, seeing that he had Su Shi's ten years of life and death on his face, he hurriedly attached his ear again, and said that the text was interpreted, only to hear that the sissy Qin Hui cut the cannon and left the mother, how many unbalanced moon essences poured out of his face, the old red is not finished, and the new Zhu is coming again, and the theme song of Disney's "The Lion King" "Look at the world, it is endless".

At this time, everyone in the banquet hall whispered, all of them were talking about Qin Hui's incomprehensible voice, and even the copyright of "Qinyuan Spring Snow" aroused suspicion. Qin Hui was a thief with a weak heart, and his hearing skyrocketed over the six-eared macaque, and he accepted everyone's secret doubts, and he was hesitant in his heart, just secretly complaining.

Thanks to Ximen Qing's kindness, he stood up to help him clean up the mess: "Everyone and shut up, today's banquet was originally a joy, even if you read a white word wrong, what is it?" You must know that the sun is bright, the moon is full, and the heavens and the earth are not complete. ”

Everyone in the banquet hall listened and responded in unison. Countless people sighed in their hearts: "The head of state is really benevolent! Only the few people who had seen Ximenqing's inscription of "Qinyuan Spring and Snow" before, smiled and followed the big slip, and said in their hearts: "The head of state is darker than the little white rabbit!" ”

Qin Hui saw everyone's reaction in his eyes and listened to it in his ears, and he was ashamed and angry in his heart, and said in his heart: "I wrote poems in public, originally I wanted to overpower Ximenqing, but I didn't expect to jump out of a Liao country mongrel first, kick my field and not say anything, and cause me to read white characters, and throw people into the United States of America!" And then out of nowhere, a little forced to raise a broken root, sang and harmonized with the Liao mongrel, and lost my face! The most hateful Ximen Qing! Seeing me make a fool of myself for a long time, I came out to be a good person, in fact, I don't know how to be happy! Damn - this time, Mao Taizu's poem Lao Tzu didn't say anything, but he made a long face for Ximen Qing, this is simply the latest version of USB3.0! ”

A burst of blood surged up his head, Qin Hui changed from Zhuge Liang to Guan Yu, gritted his teeth in his stomach and said, "No!" Who is Lao Tzu? How can you lose to a Song Dynasty turtle? Watch me sacrifice the magic weapon and turn the tide! "This is exactly what it is:

When the book is used, there is little hatred, and it is not difficult to jump on the wall. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.