Qin Hui, who lost someone, is like a gambler who has lost a red eye, and wants to take back everything he lost in the next treasure.

At this time, Ximen Qinglai pretended to comfort him: "People have lost their mouths, horses have leaked hooves, and angels don't have to care." So Qin Hui got off the donkey, and there was a long laugh of "hahahaha", putting on a general style of Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, and said proudly: "This poetry and lyrics are not the best kung fu......"

Yelu Ao Lu Hu made up his mind to fight him to the end today, and at this time, he pushed the boat down the river and said: "Lord Tianshit is right! In this world, except for the head shaver, no one dares to boast of his excellent kung fu. ”

Duan Heyu made fun again: "Dare to ask Brother Yelu, why is there only a shaver in the world who has the best kung fu?" ”

Yelu Ao Lu said, "It's very simple! Think of the shaver - although it is a skill of the slightest, it is indeed the best work. When the crowd heard this, they burst into laughter.

Qin Hui was robbed so white that his face changed, and after the rain, he couldn't take care of the step-by-step draft in his stomach, and the dog jumped over the wall and shouted: "The Jade Emperor has a will, Ximen Qing takes the will!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the banquet hall suddenly fell silent.

Ximen Qing raised his glass and said with a smile: "This place is a banquet hall, and the gathering is supposed to be a joy, if the angel has official business, after the banquet and go to the council hall to talk, it is not too late!" ”

Qin Hui said in his heart: "Mom's! When you get to the council hall, Lao Tzu's face will be stripped of by you! If you don't subdue your group of turtles here, will Ben Shao be able to raise his head and be a man in the future? ”

This guy Wang Ba was hard-hearted, and when he sneered, he suddenly released a breath of Wang Ba's anger: "Brother Ximenqing, are you a little efficient in doing things?" If there is an earthquake, you will have to run to the council hall, and before you can run there, the building will collapse! ”

Ximenqing put down the wine glass and said leisurely: "Since the angel insists, then let's pass the decree!" ”

Qin Hui finally grasped the initiative of the audience, and immediately became arrogant: "Fengtian carrier, the Jade Emperor's edict said-Hey!" I mean, you're too sloppy, aren't you? This is the holy decree of the Jade Emperor, and everyone still kneels to accept it? ”

Bai Yuqiao wanted to build momentum for her son-in-law, coughed, and knelt down first. Qin Hui's grass platform class immediately came to his senses, and lay on the ground numbly, and a group of men and women whispered in unison: "The grass people listen to the jade decree!" ”

Ximenqing waited for these people to kneel, and then shouted: "Slow! Yu Zhong was hesitating to kneel down with the wind, and when he heard Ximenqing's shout, he naturally straightened his knees again.

Qin Hui tilted his head and looked at Ximenqing: "Brother Ximenqing, you refuse to kneel, do you want to be disrespectful to His Majesty the Emperor?" ”

Ximenqing suddenly sneered: "Lao Tzu went down to hell, and the ten halls of Yama had to bow their backs to greet him; Lao Tzu went to the Heavenly Palace, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother also had to leave their seats to wait - why did the old official of the Jade Emperor send you, a birdman, to deliver the decree today, and he dared to ask Lao Tzu to kneel to receive it? You're fucking rolling your eyelids, aren't you? ”

Qin Hui's heart jumped, and he secretly screamed badly: "It's bad, I forgot that the rumors said that this product was pretending to be a god and making a ghost, bluffing and faking his death, and then talking nonsense about the ghost of the underworld to demagogue, I can use the name of the Jade Emperor to suppress others, but I can't suppress him!" ”

As soon as he was discouraged, his tone weakened by three points: "I naturally know the identity of Brother Ximenqing, you don't kneel - but these idlers here have to express themselves, right?" Otherwise, His Majesty the Emperor will not be happy, and there will be no need for five thunderbolts to hit the top, but the next heavy rain will cause this city to be washed away! ”

Ximen Qing looked up to the sky and laughed: "Lao Tzu's territory, Lao Tzu is in charge!" Although the division of labor in our Chinese Federation is different, our personalities are equal, so we do not bow down! No matter how long the Jade Emperor's old official's hand is, it can't reach out to the seal handle of my Chinese Federation! The people of the Federation, look up to the sky, bow down to the ground, be sincere, can pass through ghosts and gods, what is the use of kneeling to listen to a decree? If you say that the old official of the Jade Emperor dares to bring disaster? Hum! Let him try! ”

Listening to Ximenqing's words majestic, everyone listened to it with enthusiasm--following the reincarnation of the Heavenly Star is really promising! Even the Jade Emperor doesn't need to pee anymore!

Ximen Qing's conch blew loudly, but Qin Hui was so angry that he farted, and he only scolded in his heart: "It's so shameless!" This thing is so shameless! As an ancient person, he dared to disrespect ghosts and gods like this, isn't it a foul? Okay, good, count you ruthless! Since you don't see the coffin and don't shed tears, Ben Shao will take out some dry goods for you! ”

Stretched out his hand into his pocket, but took out an empty one-Qin Hui then remembered that he was now wearing an ancient man's robe, and there were no pockets on the outside of the robe. Qin Hui scolded again in his heart: "Lao Tzu him and Malegobi!" Ben Shao was confused by Ximenqing's anger! ”

Taking a deep breath, Qin Hui slowly stretched out his hand, took out two things from his arms, and solemnly lifted them above his head with the weight of a mountain like a TV station replaying weightlifting in slow motion, and at the same time said in a very solemn and solemn tone: "The Jade Emperor personally gave the magic weapon here!" You Nether people, have taken a closer look at this angel! ”

Although Bai Yuqiao knelt on the ground, but when he saw his son-in-law sacrifice the magic weapon, he couldn't help but feel his heart fluctuate, and he was full of emotion, he had been a turtle slave all his life, and his greatest ambition in life was to be able to mix into a formal official in the system, and he could use the prestige of his parents to beat others - at this time, seeing his son-in-law's appearance of not being angry and self-threatening, he was blessed to his soul for a while, and he drank Tang Wei - "mighty - "

Qin Hui's grass platform class is only Bai Yuqiao's turtle (horse) head is Zhan, listening to the old Guozhang singing Tang Weilai, where is there anything that does not tend to be worshipped? For a while, everyone responded in unison: "Might--oh-"

Everyone in the banquet hall was eye-opening - a group of people knelt on the ground and shouted might, it is really this scene only in the dynasty, and the world can only hear about it!

As the saying goes, farts add to the wind, in the majestic sound, Qin Hui was full of momentum for a while, and as soon as he turned his thumb, he listened to the sound of "jingle bell" A burst of beautiful music sounded, and there was a thing in his hand that was already bright - this time, it can be regarded as authentic This song should only be in the sky, how many times can I smell it in the world!

At this moment, everyone in the banquet hall was shocked! Although Bai Yuqiao and Bai Xiuying knelt on the ground, they looked around, but they saw everyone's faces in their eyes, and the father and daughter invariably showed a smug smile.

Then everyone looked at Ximenqing, because Ximenqing was the only person in the audience who didn't change his face - he didn't even raise his eyelids.

Because Ximenqing saw it clearly, he pouted in his heart - "Isn't it just a copycat crude imitation fruit machine?" Add a solar power bank, who is bluffing? ”

Then Qin Hui would be wrong, and he was happy: "It's really a soil bun!" When my artifact lit up, I was so frightened that my face didn't change. If I planted some plants here, you could be a zombie! ”

At the moment, I was looking forward to being self-proud, but I only felt that I was proud of my eyebrows, and I just lost face, and now I have all made up for it! At the moment, Zhi smiled proudly, his fingers were like flying, Bo Bobo pressed a few times on the machine, and suddenly a burst of music from Huang Zhong Da Lu sounded flat, and everyone looked at the magic weapon in Qin Hui's hand - but they saw that the treasure hall was solemn, two rows of pigtailed people carrying flower feathers, and entered in shifts on the left and right, and then knelt down in the main hall, bowed to the two Yizi people in the middle of the yellow robe and horse coat and dragon jacket, and said in unison: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”

Qin Hui saw that everyone's pupils were staring at each other, and his heart was so proud that he was 120,000 points, and sneered: "This is the Jade Emperor Dynasty!" I used the magic weapon to record it today, and it also opened the eyes of you people below! ”

Ximen Qing is really speechless - you are also professional in cheating, okay? At least the entire eighty-six version of Journey to the West in the memory card of the mobile phone or something, isn't the effect ten thousand times stronger than this Qing Palace braid play?

But after thinking about it, it's no wonder that this Qin Hui doesn't grow, the root of the disease is still in the relevant departments! Those handful of righteous men and gentlemen are not allowed to talk about this, and they are not allowed to talk about that, but they are only promoting their own servile dogma, and they want to imprint the word "prisoner" on the hearts of the people, so that they can be exploited and squeezed for thousands of years and 80,000 years. There is no new atmosphere on the movie and television screens, there are officialdom palace fights with pigtails everywhere, men can revel in the scenery of being slaves, and women can spur themselves on after watching inspirational films that can be used as little threes to do the main palace, anyway, there is no good cake - but this is exactly the original intention of the Gonggong Princes, they wish that men were all slaves and women were juniors, so that they could be poor and extravagant to take and ask for forever.

Looking at Qin Hui, Ximen Qing felt pity for him - it's not that this product doesn't want to keep improving, it's really the trend of the times, and the environment forces him to cook without rice!

Think about it, don't say it's a rat thief like him, even if it's Mo Yan? Fortunately, Sweden has no literary shackles, otherwise he would not have thought of the Nobel Prize in Literature for 10,000 years. After winning the award, the fame exploded, and the relevant departments really couldn't hold it, so they had to pinch their noses and admit it, and during this period, I don't know how many people were forced to die and how many brain cells were killed - this is all unspeakable crimes!

Qin Hui didn't see Ximenqing's compassionate gaze, he was now engrossed in the playback of the image in his hand, in case the broadcast was too much, it would be self-defeating. Therefore, when the braid emperor said "Zhongqing is flat", and then the little eunuch said "There is a morning music, no book to retreat from the dynasty" The formatted routine passed - Qin Hui cut the video software with lightning speed to steal the midnight bell.

Everyone in the banquet hall had a glimpse of the heavens, and when the righteousness was still unfinished, they suddenly lost their eyes, and they all choked their wrists. But Qin Hui didn't disappoint them, his fingers fluttered lightly, and he had already changed to an audio text—just listen to a majestic and heavy voice, with thunder echoing in the banquet hall:

"I am the Jade Emperor, the king of the world, Brother Xinchun will have eternal life, and Sister Aifeng will be redeemed. I hereby order Ximen to celebrate the location of the head of state of the Federal Republic of China in the angel Qin Hui, so that you will be blessed with good weather and peace for the country and the people, if not, the end of the Mayan 2014 will come, and it will be too late to regret it. Chin this—"

Everyone listened clearly, and none of them changed color. This is exactly what it is:

only suspected that the angel was a clown, but the Jade Emperor was a great god. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.