But I heard Ximen Qing say: "Brother, I bought a new real estate in the prosperous area in front of the county government yesterday, and when it is renovated in a few days, I will build a good restaurant, but the head of the building will hang ten big characters 'Double Star Lord in the sky, the first floor of Qinghe', so as to spectacular my Qinghe weather!" Ladies and gentlemen, do you still have this idea, brother? ”

When the officials heard this, they all praised each other, and they all said that there were two star lords building a building in Qinghe, which was a good face in the place. Ximen Qing said: "In this case, the matter on the official side, I will have to worship the three brothers more in the future!" ”

"It's my duty!" He Ti Xing means that everyone patted their chests loudly.

Ximen Qing said again: "With the support of local civil and military affairs, this matter will be prosperous, but if you want to add icing on the cake, the shopkeeper on the first floor must be a martial arts brother." ”

Wu Dalang was taken aback, and hurriedly excused himself: "Brother Ximen Immortal, you can spare me!" I have a small family and a small business, where did I become the shopkeeper of the restaurant? ”

Before Ximenqing could refute, Li Zhixian, He Tixing, and Zhou Shoubei did not follow each other, and they all argued that if the chef star couldn't be the shopkeeper, then all the restaurants in the world deserved to kick the stall. shouted to the extreme, Zhou Xiu shouted to punish Wu Dalang's wine, and everyone agreed, so Ximen Qing drank it, and some family members sent clean dishes and mellow wine into the study.

Wu Dalang was upset by everyone, and he involuntarily agreed to all the demands of these people, including drinking punishment wine. All the officials were tested by alcohol, and when they saw that Wu Dalang was drinking honestly and happily, how could he be compared to him? So everyone drank happily again, and the empty wine jar was piled up high for a while, and when it was time to drink the palm lamp, except for Wu Dalang, who was still standing firmly, everyone else was so drunk that they couldn't find it in the north.

Zhou Xiu slapped the wall and just shouted: "Brother Martial Dao, you are a good drinker!" It's a pity that I Zhou Xiu doesn't have your dissatisfied belly, otherwise, I will be a green cloud straight up to 90,000 miles, just guarded, what is enough...... That upside down! ”

While chattering, while hating each other, they thought the wall was Wu Dalang's shoulder and patted it, only to make the study crumbling. Fortunately, when the Northern Song Dynasty built a house, he didn't know what cutting corners was, otherwise Zhou Shoubei would be digging his own grave today.

Although Ximenqing drank a lot, he barely kept his senses. He was afraid that Zhou Shoubei would shoot again, so he collapsed his study, and hurriedly called the family members of the garrison to come and carry the drunk Zhou Xiu back.

Although Li Zhixian is a civil official, he is not honest, after drinking too much, tears fell like rain, pulling the table leg and calling Dad: "Dad! You've made your son miserable! You mix water in your wine, sand in your rice, and after you make money, you will provide your son with a cold window for ten years to go to the examiner! What examiner? It's all Jirikan! Pity your son, I am now like a girl in three tiles and two houses, ushered in and sent, day and night to be counted by the old lady, worried about the retribution in the yin! Hey, Daddy! Is that a good official? Now if you want to be an official, you can only be a corrupt official, not a corrupt official, no matter how big the officialdom is, there is no place for you! Hey, Daddy! You have made me a clean official, a master of the people, and atonement for your former sins, but can I clear it? As soon as it is cleared today, the proclamation of dismissal will come down tomorrow......"

As soon as Ximen Qing heard Li Zhixian's shouting, he couldn't help but say, first pressed a big decanting stone into his mouth, and then pressed Li Zhixian, who was choking on the decanting stone, into the mouth of the sedan chair, and then let the Li family walk like a wind.

He Ti Xing is a worry-free person, and when he gets drunk, he doesn't beat or scold people, but just puts his head down and sleeps. In the officialdom, if you are not this kind of person, you can't be a good sentence, because he sees too many things in his eyes, and if he drinks too much, he will be noisy like an old hen laying eggs, so what's the deal?

Ximen Qingzheng patted his chest and was glad that He Ti was guarding himself, but he heard that He Ti was patting the Lord of the Rings in his stomach, and after a grunting sound, He Ti Xing honestly and unceremoniously let out a fart. It is said that stinky farts don't make sound, and loud farts don't stink, but who knows that Heti's punishment completely subverts this theorem, and what he released is just like the speech of the boss when he presided over the public case, which is loud and smelly. In the blink of an eye, the pots of bluegrass in the study withered.

Shocked, Ximen Qing shouted: "Everyone go quickly!" Everyone rushed out of the study, followed by a group of snakes, insects, rats and ants who had lived in the dark corners of the study for many years, and two centipedes, although they had a hundred feet, climbed more slowly, and when they reached the door, they saw that they were about to escape, but they were kicking with their hands and feet, and they burped.

Everyone saw it clearly, and they were all frightened, and when they hurriedly called the He family to see it, the He family was so idle. The housekeeper waved his hand, and the family walked up, came to He Tixing's side through the clouds and fog, and lifted He Tixing up like a cloud, and walked back like a familiar car, but he was safe and sound.

The housekeeper of Hefu asked his family to open the door of the study and put the mess back in order. After the dust settled, he bowed to Ximen Qing and said: "The big official, the despised master is drunk and out of order, but he disturbs the peace of the big official!" The little old man kowtowed to the big officials to accompany the crime! ”

Ximenqing hurriedly called Laibao to help him up, and Haosheng sent them back with He Tixing.

The Ximen Mansion family members who were waiting around all exchanged heads and ears, praising their masters for being worthy of being born into the world, and even the characters they met were all extraordinary farts!

At this time, Ximenqing had already been tossed to sober up half of the wine, and when he turned around and saw Wu Dalang standing behind him, he couldn't help but feel empty, lest something happen to him again, so how can it be good? Who knew that Wu Dalang was not noisy, but just arched his hand and said with a big tongue: "Brother Ximen Xian, the younger brother has wine today, so I will leave!" As he spoke, he picked up a pair of burdens, staggered out of Ximen Mansion, and walked away.

Looking at Wu Dalang's steady back, the stunned Lai Bao suddenly jumped up: "Master, how did Lord Wu Xing take away the burden of our bucket?" ”

Ximen Qing was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand and said, "It turns out that it's not a cake burden?" That's it! That's it! How much is a bucket worth? If you pick it up, you will pick it up, and you will buy a new one tomorrow! ”

Who knows that there is a coincidence, and the master who is on the watch saw Wu Dalang swaying through the street with an empty bucket, but he laughed secretly in his heart. Not long after, a fire broke out. Everyone put out the fire, and after finally extinguishing it, the man suddenly remembered that the martial star lord walked through the street with an empty bucket, so he jumped to the sky and the ground, and scolded himself for being confused.

After the people of Qinghe heard this, they passed on ten, ten and hundred, and later, they said that when the Lord of Wuxing went home from the banquet in the mansion of the Lord of Ximen Star, he pinched his fingers and learned that there would be a disaster in Qinghe County. Although the heavenly machine cannot be leaked, but the martial star lord is the most merciful, so he carried a pair of empty buckets, and when he walked through the street, he only hoped that the world would see it, comprehend the true meaning, and make preparations. Who knew that those ordinary people were ignorant with the naked eye, and only laughed at the Martial Star Lord for being stupid, but they didn't know that they took the Martial Star Lord's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. As a result, the fire burned in the end, but fortunately, Grandpa Huoshen approved the golden face of the martial star lord, and only burned half of the house, but it didn't hurt anyone......

The next day, the family that was burned prepared three animals with pig's heads, and the whole family dragged men and women to the door of Wu Dalang's house on Zishi Street to thank them, Xie Wuxing's life-saving grace made Pan Jinlian dumbfounded, and muttered in her heart: "Could it be that my husband is really the reincarnation of Tianxing?" "This is exactly what it is:

How many flower planters in the world have turned into willow planters in the end. Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.