1.24 Wu Dalang VS Pan Jinlian

But it was said that Wu Dalang was carrying a bucket and wanted to go home, when the wind blew, he was drunk, but he crashed into the teahouse of the princess in the wall, and shouted "sister-in-law open the door".

Wang Po hurriedly greeted Pan Jinlian next door, and the two helped Wu Dalang to sit down at the table, Wang Po fanned the stove, ordered a sour plum soup to relieve hangover, and complained while busy: "Lady Wu, when did this martial star master learn to eat wine?" You will not persuade him in any way. It is important to know that there is a saying since ancient times: when a man is rich, he becomes bad! If you eat too much like this, and you meet someone who cares, many things will happen. ”

Pan Jinlian rubbed the golden hairpin on her head and said with a smile: "Well, but this is the Zhou Shoubei of this county today to marry a concubine, so I have to invite my husband to the banquet." My husband didn't want to go, but later, Li Zhixian and He Tixing jointly came to invite, and they couldn't wipe off their faces, so they agreed indiscriminately. Presumably at today's banquet, everyone flattered him, and he was the most soft-eared and talkative, so he was drunk. ”

When the princess heard that Li Zhixian, He Tixing, and Zhou Shoubei were so famous, she first bluffed three inches shorter, and then smiled all over her face, and made a sour plum soup and sent it up regardless of the cost.

After the two sour plum soups fell into his stomach, Wu Dalang's wine woke up a lot, and when he opened his eyes, he jumped up with a "heh" sound, and only said: "Why am I here?" ”

Wang Po smiled and said: "The Lord of the Martial Star is a noble person who forgets things, just now you were drunk, so you crashed into my room." Fortunately, it's my wife, if you change to a little lady who doesn't slip away, but don't let your lady knock over the vinegar altar tonight? ”

When Wu Dalang heard this, his face turned red, and he only said: "Wang Ganniang, don't play tricks on me!" Today's situation is not enough, who knows that he has eaten too much wine, and he should not be. Let the sister-in-law worry about it, and even more disturb the godmother, guilty of sin! ”

As he spoke, he felt sweet and sour in his mouth, and at a glance he saw two tea cups on the table, Wu Dalang understood in his heart, and said gratefully: "Godmother has made a good sobering soup, but I don't know how much tea money should be?" ”

The princess cried out, "Stop! It is said that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, but I don't want the martial star master to understand his previous life, so he has a lot of shares with our small family, and today he actually talked about tea money! If you talk about tea money, my pool is shallow, but I can't accommodate a true dragon like the Martial Star Lord, so please go back quickly! ”

Pan Jinlian had been listening to the side, touching the golden hairpin and making the jade bracelet, but she just smiled and didn't speak. Now seeing that Wang Po seemed annoyed, she said: "If you talk about tea money, I gossip about my godmother here before and after, and I don't know how much I have eaten to make tea, but how to calculate it?" As the godmother said, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and it is better for the husband to invite a meritorious cookcake for the godmother. ”

When Wang Po heard this, she kept saying "Amitabha", thanked Pan Jinlian again and again, and said again and again: "If you get the merit cake blessed by the two star lords, you will have a good place to go when you die." "Thank you very much, send Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian back next door.

Entering the door and going upstairs, Wu Dalang was silent for a long time, and suddenly said to Pan Jinlian: "Sister-in-law, I have something in my heart and want to say it to you!" ”

Pan Jinlian was happily looking at the newly bought bronze mirror, watching the two crystal jade pendants in her ears swinging between the black hair and cicada temples, and her heart was only 120,000 points proud. When she was on the rise, she heard Wu Dalang want to pull her to speak, so she said coquettishly: "If you have anything to say, isn't it good to leave it until tomorrow?" Come and see, these two pendants, do they fit my face very well? ”

Wu Dalang said honestly: "No matter what jewelry, as long as it is worn on the sister-in-law's body and stained with the aura of the person, it will also emit brilliance......

Pan Jinlian was surprised and delighted when she heard this, and said in her heart: "Didn't you become a star lord, and even your spiritual wisdom was opened?" How could he have said such affectionate words before? He immediately turned around and looked at Wu Dalang with a smile.

At first glance, he couldn't help but be stunned, only to see Wu Dalang's face solemn, and he continued: "...... However, I think this matter in my heart is a matter of urgency, sister-in-law should listen to it! ”

Pan Jinlian said: "Do you really have to say it? ”

If Pan Jinlian had asked in such a tone on weekdays, Wu Dalang would have bowed down obediently, but today he gritted his teeth and just insisted: "If you don't say it, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep today!" ”

Looking at Wu Dalang's serious appearance, Pan Jinlian was curious and funny, so she sighed and said, "Okay! As he spoke, he sat down in front of Wu Dalang and smiled at him.

Wu Dalang only felt his heart fluttering, hurriedly closed his eyes and shook his head, pondered for a while, and then opened his eyes and said: "Sister-in-law, when I say this, you don't have to be angry!" ”

Pan Jinlian's heart moved, and suddenly remembered Wang Po's sentence "When a man is rich, he becomes bad", she was shocked and angry for a while, and stood up with a "poof", and for a while her willow eyebrows were upside down, her apricot eyes were wide open, and she said coquettishly: "So bold!" You've only been in business for two days, and you're just putting away your little outside? ”

"Small?" Wu Dalang's eyes widened, and after he understood it, he jumped up in fright, and said repeatedly, "Sister-in-law, you have wronged me!" I am a martial artist, others don't know, don't you know? How dare I dare to raise a foreign house behind your back and take a concubine? I swear! In this life and this life, I am only good to you! ”

When Pan Jinlian saw Wu Dalang's anxious appearance, she knew that she was wrong, although she felt a little sorry in her heart, she still muttered stubbornly: "You men, say one thing to your face, do another thing behind your back, be an official like this, be a thief like this, but where can you hide it from me?" Listening to her tone of bun touting, it seems that all the men in the world have passed her exam.

Wu Dalang raised his head and said: "There are always good men in the world who treat people sincerely!" ”

Pan Jinlian smiled and gave him a blank look: "The mouse stands on the weighing pan and claims to be ashamed, is it not ashamed?" But which eye can I see! Don't you have something in your heart? That's it! ”

Wu Dalang took a deep breath and said, "There are always good men in the world who treat people sincerely and sincerely, such as Brother Ximen Xian!" ”

"Huh?" Pan Jinlian couldn't help but put away her giggle and became serious.

Wu Dalang was flustered by Pan Jinlian's sharp eyes, and involuntarily lowered his head, but immediately raised it up again and looked at Pan Jinlian: "Sister-in-law, these days, I have met Brother Ximen Xian many times, and I have said a lot, I can see that he is indeed a good man who treats people with sincerity!" ”

Pan Jinlian said coldly: "You don't know how to draw dragons and tigers, it is difficult to draw bones, and you don't know people and faces, but you don't know your heart?" ”

Wu Dalang's eyes looked a little foggy, he sat down slowly, and said slowly: "Sister-in-law, it's rare for me to have a heart-to-heart today, so I said everything." When I was a child, my parents died, only me and my brother Wu Song depended on each other, two children, no clothes on their bodies, no food in their mouths, they could only flow around, suffered from cold eyes, and finally begged for some leftovers, I ate with my brother, just like that, we grew up with a pair of bitter gourds, although I became a three-inch Dinggu bark, but watching my brother become a good man, I only have joy in my heart! ”

Pan Jinlian was silent, since marrying Wu Dalang, this was the first time she had heard of Wu Dalang's family affairs.

Sighing, Wu Dalang continued: "Just because I am short, people from all over the world look at me!" Only my brother's eyes still look at me as a human being, not as a dog. However, later my brother practiced boxing and martial arts with others, and a few years later, he became angry, knocked people unconscious and sank with a punch, and fled on the rivers and lakes from then on, leaving me alone, suffering from thousands of people in Qinghe County. ”

"Later, I married you back, say it, sister-in-law, don't worry, at that time I thought I didn't know what kind of ugly monster I married, but thinking about myself, I also admitted it, and swore that I would be good to her in this life and this life. But as soon as the hijab was removed, I realized I was wrong. My Hun family is not only not ugly, but also the most beautiful woman in the world. ”

"But when you looked at me, it made me feel like I had fallen into the eighteenth layer of hell, and at that moment, I felt like a castrated eunuch! I don't look at other people's eyes, but when that kind of gaze comes from my wife, my heart is cold! I only hated myself at the time for growing into a three-inch Dinggu bark? I hate that I weishenme will have a brother, who grew up to be hungry but starved for me? I hate this world, weishenme doesn't let all children have food, they have to starve and freeze in the wind and rain, hide together and light the leaves to keep warm, and choke to death? ”

"Jin Lian, you don't know how miserable I am these days, I am at home, but I live like a street rat. What exactly am I doing wrong? Isn't it just short? A short man is destined to never look up for the rest of his life? What should I do? What else can I do? My Wu Dalang can only make cooking cakes, but no matter how good my cooking cakes are, in the eyes of everyone, I am still the three-inch Dinggu bark! ”

"At this moment, Brother Ximen Immortal's underworld has returned to his soul! He came to me and told me that he and I were immortal friends in my previous life, and when his eyes looked at me, I didn't sneer, didn't sneer, didn't scorn, didn't mock, and even the kind of sincerity in his eyes was much more than my brother! ”

"Jin Lian, I have been begging for food since I was a child, and when I grew up, I was ridiculed by thousands of people, and my ability to look at people's eyes is much more accurate to ask myself! I knew at that time that Brother Ximen Immortal, who had returned to his soul, was the same as my brother Wu Song, who was a man who stood up to the sky and the earth, with his teeth and hair! He took care of me, and I came back to tell you, but you said you were going to try him, and I made you suspicious, and I did as you said! However, when I acted in front of Brother Ximen Xian, how ashamed I felt in my heart, Jin Lian, do you know? ”

"Later, if you can't make a plan, you have another plan, I spoil you in my heart, respect you, do what you want, do it! But today, when we were waiting for Li Zhixian and He Ti to punish them, Brother Ximen Xian gave me a little break in his study At that time, I complained that I was born short, but Brother Ximen Xian said that when he and the earth kitchen star were relegated to the mortal world, there was a tailor fairy with him, who was also punished for small reasons, and he wanted to become a dwarf. Let me replace you! Jin Lian, do you remember, who is the tailoring fairy? ”

This statement was like a shock, Wu Dalang burst into tears, and Pan Jinlian burst into tears.

"Brother Ximen said again, since you promised in the previous life, don't regret it in this life! Jin Lian, I don't regret it in my previous life, I don't regret it in this life, and I don't regret it in the next life! If you and I still have the next life, if you and I still have unfinished sins, I will say to the reincarnated star officer, let me replace me! ”

With a "wow", Pan Jinlian finally cried bitterly.

Wu Dalang stood up and suddenly knelt down in front of Pan Jinlian: "Jinlian!" No matter in this life or the next, I am willing to break my bones for you! But if you follow your strategy, if you try to test Brother Ximen again, you can't! It is true that my Wu Dalang is a three-inch Dinggu bark, but my conscience does not allow me to do such things again! Otherwise, wouldn't my Wu Dalang become an obscure villain? Maybe you want to say that I'm a villain, but my Wu Dalang's heart is still hot! ”

Pan Jinlian only cried exhausted, and choked up for a while: "Husband...... You're not a villain...... I listen to you...... It's my woman's family that has a short view...... I mistook Simon's official ...... Husband...... Forgive me...... which is exactly what it is:

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