59 I will change my name again
There is a mixture of truth and falsehood in these words. Lies are for the truth, and truths are for lies. Sincerity is a lie, and disobedience is truth. True or false, I don't know what to say.
For example, I've always been ashamed to mention my origins in the Central Plains; And now, finally, no one is talking. You see, even the most insulting words to me didn't say that I was from a household. They never suspected my falsehood, they just worked on my falsehood.
You can never know the truth, because you don't even have the support point you imagined.
The truth will never exist.
I asked them curiously, "Why do you see Taoist priests wandering on the streets where no one is around?" Why do you hear nuns talking to themselves in their sleep? Why do you know what a person is like in a dream? You know so many prophecies, why don't you buy lottery tickets? You know so much truth, you didn't do it at the time, why did you do it with hindsight?
They said that since Chen Ju was a bad person, there would definitely be signs.
They said that since Chen Ju was a demon, he would definitely kill his parents.
They said that since Chen Ju was a bad person, he must have been a bad boy when he was a child.
They said that since Chen Ju was a demon, there would definitely be Taoist priests, monks, nuns, and great Confucians to remind the world.
They said that since Chen Ju was a bad person, then he would definitely harm the Chen family's son-in-law.
They said that although Chen Ju wanted to harm his son-in-law, God had eyes, so his son-in-law would definitely not die.
They said that since Chen Ju was a eunuch, he must have been emasculated from Shandong.
They said that since Chen Ju had killed the martial arts alliance master three times last year, he must be a peerless master.
They said that since Chen Ju was a peerless master, he must have practiced in Ouchi, and he must have practiced the legendary Sunflower Treasure Book.
They said that since Chen Ju was the number one master in the world, he would definitely kill the top ten masters at the top of the palace and dominate the martial arts.
They said that since Chen Ju was a bad person, he must be very vicious; Since he is very vicious, he will definitely play the trick of killing people in his dreams, just like Cao Cao; And he must have said the words "I'd rather bear the people of the world than the people of the world bear me", just like Cao Cao.
They said that since Chen Ju was a bad person, he must be mean and unkind; Since he is mean and unkind, he will definitely kill his little friend.
They said that since Chen Ju was a bad person, he would definitely usurp the throne; Since he wants to usurp the throne, then he colludes with traitors.
They said that since Chen Ju was so powerful, he must have practiced internal skills for decades.
They said that since he was eighty years old, he must have experienced such things as the Great War of the Eight Kings, the Undefeated Prime Minister Dugu, the Battle of Qicheng, and the Prime Minister Zhao Guangxin; Since he has experienced it, then he must be the mastermind.
They said, "Why do you ask?" Because the protagonist of today's story is Chen Ju. If he's not the main character, what do we say he's doing? If we say him, he is definitely the protagonist! If he is the protagonist, he will definitely do the protagonist's thing!
Thinking about it this way, even I think these stories are reasonable, Chen Ju is really not a thing! Even I couldn't help but say, "Could it be that Chen Ju is really a big villain?" ”
They said, "Why do you doubt these truths? Are you Chen Ju's accomplice? ”
I said, "I swear, if I were Chen Ju's accomplice, I would be struck into powder by lightning!" ”
Everyone nodded in satisfaction. Since I swore such a poisonous oath, it can be seen that I am really not Chen Ju's accomplice.
The people of the world are such people of the world.
It's as if whenever the court says that a person is a traitor and a criminal, they say this:
"He must be a criminal, otherwise why would the court say that he is a criminal;
If the court says that he is a criminal, he must be a criminal;
Because he was a criminal, the court said he was a criminal;
Because he is a criminal, he will surely sin;
He must have sinned, otherwise why would he be a criminal;
Because he is called a criminal, he must be a criminal;
If he is not a criminal, why is he called a criminal;
For surely someone has sinned, and surely he is the one who has sinned;
Because people say that he is a criminal, he must be a criminal;
Even if he is not a criminal, because nothing will come out of nowhere, he must be a criminal;
Even if he had not sinned, he would have sinned in the future.
Since they all said that he is a criminal, it doesn't matter if he is a criminal or not, so he is a criminal;
It doesn't matter if he's a criminal or not, I'll just say he's a criminal. ”
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I guess after millions of years, all the people who understand logic and tell the truth are dead, and only a few billion idiots are left to live.
Everybody was scolding me, but it had nothing to do with me anymore, because I wanted to- I don't want to be a Chen Ju anymore.
I decided to change my name.
- yes, I'm changing my name again.
Chen Ju's reputation stinks, then you stink yourself, and I will start over with a different name.
If I want to reclean the reputation of "Chen Ju", I will have to pay a great price; But I can't think of the necessity of such a price; What's more, it is not certain whether it can be washed or not!
I am me, I am not my name.
I know that only I will always be me.
I don't care what other people think of me.
For my father and my mother, I will always be in Zhao Da Niu - in fact, my mother doesn't even know that I am Chen Ju! You see, she kept saying to me: "I heard people in Chang'an say that there is a descendant of the Chen family in Qicheng, Shandong Province, named Chen Ju, although he is a bad person, but he is a member of the Chen family, he is now in his eighties, maybe he is still from your grandfather's generation." Da Niu, my son, you are a person from the court, you have the ability, you go and persuade Chen Ju, don't let him do evil anymore. We're family! ”
Isn't this what I convince myself? I'm a fart! Do you really think I'm schizophrenic?
I didn't bother to explain it to my mother, so I just went over with a haha.
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I went to the Royal Computer Department on the 10th floor of Building 7.
I said to the deputy minister of the Tang Royal Computer, who was pouting his ass and repairing the cable, "Hey! You know who I am, right? ”
The deputy minister was last year's Bunju man, a 23-year-old young man. He nodded and said, "Of course I know, Lord Chen Ju!" I adore you! ”
Me: "Good...... However, I won't be called Chen Ju now. Change my name to ......"
With a look of embarrassment, he said, "I can't change my name now." ”
Me: "What? Can't change your name? So what should I do with the taxi......"
At this time, I remembered that Datang no longer has a "jinshi"! Because of the "Tang Hongsi New Deal", the difference between the scholars and the commoners is not much - at least nominally. In the past, the difference between the scholars and the commoners was nine heavens and nine places, and the commoners would rather be castrated or change their surnames to become scholars. And now, civilians can move freely (expressly stipulated in the Tang law) and have all rights (expressly stipulated in the Datang law), so the reform has been abolished. Since there is no change of rank, there is naturally no need to change the name.
Me: "I don't care about others, you change it for me." ”
Deputy Minister: "I can't change it. ”
I was unhappy and said, "What 'can't be changed'!" I'm the Deputy Minister of the Cabinet! Your boss! Change it for me! It's crooked to change your name! ”
Deputy Minister: "I really can't change it. Your information has been entered into the Royal Computer, and the Royal Computer does not have the function of 'renaming'. ”
I was a little angry: "Nonsense! When I played the Royal Computer, you hadn't grown your hair yet! It's not like I haven't changed! And more than once! ”
The deputy minister looked aggrieved: "Datang can't change its name...... Anyway, they never taught me how to change my name. ”
I got a little angry: "Go and call your boss!" ”