Ten minutes later, Zhao Yuyang, the head of the household department, who was also the head of the inner court, arrived.

As soon as Zhao Yuyang saw me, he shouted: "Chen Ju! Damn, the royal household is opened by your family, you can change it if you want to? Use the household as a public toilet! You bastard! Why do you change your name if you have nothing to do? ”

Me: "Are you stupid?" If it's okay, why should I change my name? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "What's wrong?" Something happened to you? How dare you mess with you? ”

Me: "What's wrong?" If you go to the street and take a look, it's everyone scolding Chen Ju. ”

Zhao Yuyang nodded: "This is true." ”

Me: "Let them scold them, the master has changed his name, and he will not be called Chen Ju in the future." You can scold if you want, it has nothing to do with me. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Then what is your name?" ”

Me: "Zhang Wuming! ”

Zhao Yuyang: "What? What is this? ”

Me: "My father's surname was Zhang, so I am also surnamed Zhang." As for the name, I'll call it 'Nameless'. Haha, 'nameless' is also a name. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "What is this!" Where are you registered? How many of your words are true? ”

Me: "Why do you care so much?" Hurry up and change it for me. ”

Zhao Yuyang shrugged: "I can't change it." ”

Me: "Are you a friend?" Don't you help with this little favor? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "If I can help, I will definitely help." But this new Datang Royal computer does not have the function of changing the name. ”

Me: "What? So what if people want to change their names? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "It's not allowed to change." ”

Me: "What if you have to change it?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Directly executed." ”

Me: "What if you mistyped the name?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "What you input is what you enter, everything is subject to the royal computer." ”

Me: "You ...... It's too much. In this way, you continue to enter the information, say that Chen Ju is dead, and then ...... Well, there is a person named 'Zhang Wuming' who has popped up in Na Yang. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Ha, you are so smart, you came up with a loophole in a second." Unfortunately, this loophole was closed last month. Chen Ju can die, but 'Zhang Wuming' can't 'come out'. Because now the royal computer is not allowed to create a household register that is not one year old. We can set up a new household registration somewhere, saying that a certain family has a child, and his name is 'Zhang Wuming'. ”

Me: "What do you mean?" Am I a newborn one-year-old? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Yes." Look, look how young you are! ”

Me: "What if you miss it?" For example, last year's statistics, what should I do if someone goes out and is not investigated? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "The "King James Law of the Tang Dynasty" clearly stipulates that the emperor protects the people of the Tang Dynasty and the people of the Tang Dynasty move freely, and it also stipulates that anyone who has a household registration in the Tang Dynasty is considered a citizen of the Tang Dynasty. Those people have no household registration, so they are naturally not the people of the Tang Dynasty; Since we are not the people of the Tang Dynasty, we can do whatever we want. In fact, everything that had no information in the royal computer was thrown into the royal prison. ”

I sighed and continued, "The name 'Zhang Wuming' is very ordinary, right? Datang doesn't have tens of thousands, but also thousands, right? I'll just pretend to be one. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "You can pretend, but the court can find out at any time." In other words, hundreds of thousands of household members can find it at any time, because your characteristics are different from theirs. For example, your photos and ages are different, and you're pretending to be a fart! ”

Me: "Damn, you guys change the traits!" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Some can be modified, and some can't. For example, weight and height can be changed once a year, but photos can only be changed once every ten years, and fingerprints, blood type, facial and body characteristics cannot be changed for life. ”

I got angry: "You are the court, you are the household, you are the sky, you are the gods, what can't you do?" Change it for me! ”

Zhao Yuyang: "I can't change it." Once the royal computer is set and cannot be modified, it cannot be changed. ”

Me: "Then reset!" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "I can't set it up." ”

Me: "How do you know it can't be set?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "That's how the royal computer was designed. ”

Me: "Who designed it?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Zhang Qiangsheng." ”

Me: "That's what he said to you?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Yes." ”

Me: "You idiot, you were tricked by that bastard. ”

I shouted: "Come on, call Zhang Qiangsheng!" ”

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Zhang Qiangsheng came over.

Like Zhao Yuyang, he also said a bunch of nonsense. I also talked a lot of nonsense with him.

In the end, I almost yelled at him, "Don't give me the principle, I don't understand!" I only understand the principle of a light bulb, not the principle of a computer! But I know that you made the computer, you wrote the program, and you are its creator! What can't you do? What rules are irregular, principles are not principled? You are its rules, you are its principles! Hurry up and change my name! ”

Zhang Qiangsheng spread his hands: "The royal computer is such a principle, and it can't be changed." I really can't help it. ”

Zhao Yuyang also said to me: "Yes, that's how it was designed. ”

I turned and walked and said to them as I went, "Are you forcing me to do something killer?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "What's the killer feature?" Do you want to study computers yourself? ”

Of course not. I'm going to find their boss, the Emperor.

Tang Emperor Li Hongsi is playing basketball with Zheng Anmin and An Ningri. In the Royal Gymnasium on the 79th floor of the palace, there were ten people in the middle of the basketball, and a group of newly selected imperial concubines and palace maids gathered outside, and there were constant laughter and applause in the venue.

Taking advantage of the intermission, I told the emperor about it.

The emperor wiped his sweat and said, "I know that the people are talking nonsense, so I don't believe their rumors." ”

Me: "Your Majesty, that's the point." You don't believe it in the world, but everyone else does. As soon as I went out, as long as Chen Ju's identity was revealed, everyone pointed at my backbone and scolded me. ”

Emperor: "I will tell them the truth." ”

Me: "Guess what, will they believe you?" ”

The emperor touched his chin, thought about it with a serious expression, and then said to his personal guard: "Send a decree to Zhang Qiangsheng and ask him to change Chen Ju's name." ”

The emperor's personal guards took the emperor's password and found Zhang Qiangsheng.

Zhang Qiangsheng had a gloomy face, and looked at the warrant several times.

He walked up to the royal computer and entered some data himself.

Zhao Yuyang pointed at Zhang Qiangsheng and said, "Okay! You're lying to me! ”

Zhang Qiangsheng did not speak and continued to enter the data.

Ten minutes later, Chen Ju disappeared, and Zhang Wuming was born.

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Chen Ju has become a legend forever.

And so he disappeared.

In the future, there may be countless people talking about him, or even pretending to be him, but the number one martial arts master in the world who killed the two-time martial arts alliance master, killed the Mongolian emperor and the leader of the Death Sect has disappeared forever.

Zhao Yuyang once said to me: "Chen Ju's name is already so famous, are you really ruthless to give up?" ”

I said, "What a good reputation! Go out and be pointed at and scolded! ”

Zhao Yuyang: "I think it's good. If I were you, I would be holding flags everywhere that read 'Chen Ju, the world's number one master', and scared people out. ”

Me: "If you like it, can you change your name to Chen Ju?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "That's not me, I'm Zhao Yuyang." ”

Me: "Do you think the reputation of the name Zhao Yuyang is good?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Whether it's good or not, that's me." ”

I said, "yes, you're you, but people don't care at all." ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Yes, people don't care about me, but I care about me." There's one question I don't always understand, why don't you care about yourself? Why do you act like a madman? Why don't you think about yourself at all? Did you know that there is a technical term that describes your character: depersonalization? The Datang Royal Psychiatric Hospital has been under construction, and I can recommend you to be the first mentally ill person. ”

I nodded, "Thank you." ”

I thought, what would he do if someone did a biography of me?

Probably he's going to go crazy.

Not only could he not understand what I was doing, what I was thinking, he couldn't even refer to me.

Because, I, nameless.

Ha ha!