Chapter 147: You Sleep on the Side!

"Incurable!"

The woman shouted loudly, obviously very unimpressed by Zhou Xiaocao's suggestion.

But Zhou Xiaocao didn't have that kind of awareness, so she leaned over to her and said, "Didn't my sister say that Xinglin was a national hand?" If you don't look at it, how do you know that it can't be cured? ”

Zhou Xiaocao came up with a salivating face, startled the woman, and kicked Zhou Xiaocao away as soon as she raised her legs: "You stay away from me!" ”

This kick, coincidentally, kicked Zhou Xiaocao to the fire. As soon as the wet clothes touched the blazing flames, there was an immediate "zizi" sound, and a burst of white steam came out, and Zhou Xiaocao was so hot that he shouted: "It's only a lot of kung fu, and I've tasted the two heavens of ice and fire."

In the second half of the night, the three of them got some branches and dead grass to block the entrance to the cave, and lay down on a flat ground covered with hay inside, ready to sleep.

Zhou Xiaocao looked at the two beauties who almost looked exactly the same, and said happily in her heart: "I'll sleep in the middle!" ”

"No way!"

The woman immediately objected: "I don't want to sleep next to you!" ”

So, Yan Qixia slept in the middle, and the woman and Zhou Xiaocao slept on both sides of Yan Qixia. Not long after lying down, the woman said, "This will not work! What if you mess around in the middle of the night? I don't want to look at you here. ”

"Then you sleep in the middle."

The woman objected again: "No! I don't want to sleep next to you! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said helplessly: "Then don't sleep together, let's sleep together, you go sleep by yourself." ”

The woman said, "Good idea! But if you want the two of us to sleep together, you're a big man. The weak woman should be protected, you go and sleep at the entrance of the cave! ”

Zhou Xiaocao pitifully moved to the entrance of the cave to sleep. I thought to myself, that's all you guys. Still a weak woman? I can't beat any of you with ten.

On the second day, in a daze, Zhou Xiaocao felt a hand touching his forehead. After a while, a wet, cool piece of something was placed on it. Then, some very bitter liquid flowed into his mouth, and he did not want to drink it, but a hand pinched it under his neck, and he involuntarily drank it all.

Two days later, the weakened Zhou Xiaocao got up from the ground. Seeing that both women were not in the cave, I don't know where they went. Lifting his weak legs, he moved out of the cave, and the sun was shining brightly outside, and the sky was clear. At first glance, the dazzling sunlight made him a little unable to open his eyes. It took a while for me to get used to it. This careful observation revealed that two beauties, big and small, were practicing martial arts in an open space outside the cave.

Zhou Xiaocao shook and twisted over, and shouted loudly: "Hey! What are you going to do? ”

The woman said coldly: "Take care of yourself first!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao was stunned: "Me? What's wrong with me? ”

Yan Qixia's face turned red. said: "Lang Jun, you have a very bad fever in the past two days, and you have been lying on the ground without moving, that urinate"

Zhou Xiaocao shouted: "I'm going!" ”

I ran away with my crotch covered.

Come to the creek. I was afraid that the two girls would see it, and they walked downstream for some distance, so they took off their pants. Clean it up. Anyway, it was very cold on the mountain in winter, and Zhou Xiaocao pouted his big ass and washed it in the stream. I was about to find a place to make a fire, when I suddenly saw something behind the bushes.

Zhou Xiaocao crept over. But something lurked behind it. Don't know what this thing is?

Zhou Xiaocao's curiosity was aroused, and his mind was not very clear. In normal times, where would he dare to explore on the barren mountains, there would really be fierce beasts and poisonous insects on the mountains here.

Zhou Xiaocao hummed a song as she drifted away. When I felt that the distance was about the same, I went around the other side again. Sure enough, in the low bushes, a touch of black was revealed.

Zhou Xiaocao picked up a small stone and threw it vigorously.

"Ouch, who!"

A man jumped out of there, shouting. Zhou Xiaocao crossed his waist and said: "You have no taste, what is your intention to hide here and watch men take a bath?" ”

The man snorted, "Whoever sees you coming, I'm here to find my master!" ”

"Your master? I'm the only one here, where is your master! ”

The man pointed to the mountain: "There it is!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao looked up, and it turned out that Yan Qixia and the two of them could also be seen from here. Could it be that the master he is referring to is the sister he is referring to?

"That sister is your master?"

"You're taking advantage of me? My master, your name is sister? ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "What do you mean by me taking advantage of you, my big white ass has been shown to you, what else do you want?" ”

The man pouted and said, "If you don't put on your pants yourself, who is to blame!" ”

"Oh, yes!"

Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly put on his pants, fastened his trouser belt, and asked, "That sister, uh, your master, what's your name?" ”

The man said, "My master's name is Immortal. ”

Zhou Xiaocao seemed to have heard a big joke: "Hahaha! Don't be a haha fairy! Interesting, just her, but also a fairy? Sadako is pretty much the same! ”

In this way, this farewell fairy is dressed in white, and her black hair is scattered, and that appearance is really like a reincarnation of a sadako.

But when Zhou Xiaocao said this, the man was not happy: "You dare to say this about my master, I, Qiu Zhimin, will never let you go today!" ”

Saying that, Qiu Zhimin was about to do it.

Where can Zhou Xiaocao beat him? This person is a disciple of the Farewell Fairy, and the Farewell Immortal's kung fu is much better than Yan Qixia, Zhou Xiaocao, a person who does not know martial arts, has no suspense about her disciple.

"Stop! You just said, your name is Qiu Zhimin? I have a friend named Zhao Zhigao, who has a Zhi character in his name this year, are they all martial arts masters? ”

Qiu Zhimin's raised hand was put down again, and he learned the farewell fairy ten out of ten in this move: "Zhao Zhigao? I have a senior brother, also named Zhao Zhigao, but he went out to practice many years ago, and it is rare to see him once a year. The last time I saw him, it was two years ago, and he accepted four female disciples. ”

Zhou Xiaocao danced happily: "That won't be wrong!" That's the four charms of begonias, which are called Meilan bamboo chrysanthemums. ”

Qiu Zhimin nodded and said, "That's it!" My master likes begonia flowers the most, and Senior Brother Zhao named his disciple in the name of Begonia, which is a manifestation of respect for the teacher. It seems that the friend you are talking about is my senior brother, and it turns out that we are still our own people. Then you can't call your sister to the master and her old man anymore, so as not to mess up the generations. ”

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head and said, "No, no, no!" As soon as I saw Venerable Master, I decided that she was my sister, and this first impression was very important, and it was absolutely impossible to change my mind. Besides, wouldn't calling her senior an old man? Sister Fairy is so young, it's better to call her sister! ”

Qiu Zhimin also shook his head: "No, no!" You are my brother's friend, even if you are my generation, how can you call me my master sister? ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "You are so stupid! Let me ask you, you race, you run, you go over the second place, how many places do you become? ”

"First place!"

"Wrong! It's second place! Again, you are in a race, you are running, you are overtaken by the second place, how many places do you become? ”

"Third place!"

"Wrong, it's still number one! You don't even know how to do arithmetic, and you still care about seniority? ”

At this time, the voice of the fairy came: "What are you arguing about? (To be continued......)