Chapter 148: The Battle of Martial Arts
"Master!"
"Sister!"
The two glanced at each other, and Zhou Xiaocao said, "We are talking about seniority. ”
Don't die fairy said: "Your generation is really messy - Zhimin, why did you come here?" Which one allowed you to go out of the valley without permission? ”
When Qiu Zhimin saw the master, he was so frightened that he trembled, which shows that this fairy is usually very strict with the apprentices: "The master has not been back for a few days, and the disciples are all missing much, so they sent the apprentices out to find the master." ”
"Smack!"
As soon as the fairy shook his hand, Qiu Zhimin's face immediately had a bright red slap print. Zhou Xiaocao thought in her heart, no wonder this fairy sister hit people at every turn, it turned out that she had a habit.
"Dare to deceive me? It must be because you saw that the teacher was not in the valley and neglected to practice martial arts, and you were afraid that I would suddenly go back, so you sent you out to see where the teacher was, and when he would go back, right? ”
Qiu Zhimin lowered his head and didn't dare to say anything. His expression made the Farewell Fairy even more firm in his judgment, and said angrily: "You! Not allowed to eat for two days, do you hear? ”
Qiu Zhimin shuddered and said, "Yes, Master! ”
Don't die fairy waved his hand: "Go back to the valley!" I'd like to see if these monkey cubs have turned the sky upside down! ”
A group of four people went down the mountain with the farewell fairy, and on the way, Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help but ask Yan Qixia: "Ah Xia, have you been practicing kung fu for the past two days?" ”
Yan Qixia replied: "Yes! This senior professor of martial arts is extremely strict, as long as there is a little bit that does not suit her wishes, he will immediately scold. Originally, I thought it was because I had an opinion about my master. If you hate the house and the house, it will not be good for me. But. I just saw her beating and scolding her apprentices at every turn, and I just knew. She was kind to me. ”
Zhou Xiaocao took a sip and said, "Old witch! ”
The Don't Die Fairy suddenly turned around in front of him and asked, "What did you say?!" ”
Zhou Xiaocao immediately changed her words and said with a smile: "Sister Fairy is as beautiful as a flower, smart and witty, immortal blessings will be enjoyed forever, and longevity will be the same as Tianqi!" ”
The Don't Die Fairy snorted and continued to lead the way ahead.
Zhou Xiaocao said again: "This fairy sister, she is Zhao Zhigao's master. Hey, that's interesting. Your master collects all women, and his master collects all men. Your sisters all look like the fairy, do you say the fairy sister's apprentices all look like your master? ”
Yan Qixia shook her head and said, "It's different!" This Qiu Zhimin and Zhao Zhigao are different from my master. ”
Zhou Xiaocao suddenly realized: "Oh, then I understand!" In other words, your master fell in love with the fairy, but the fairy was someone else, which led the two to fall apart. ”
Yan Qixia said: "Won't it? Qiu Zhimin and Zhao Zhigao don't look alike. ”
Zhou Xiaocao said firmly: "That is, Sister Fairy is in love with multiple men at the same time!" ”
Beyg's Pass is also a valley, and there is a lot of humidity here. When the weather is not cold, you can see where the water and grass are lush and the surface is moist, just use your hands to plan. You can dig out the water. Such a place, in Zhou Xiaocao's opinion, is simply magical. In memory. When I was a child, the groundwater was relatively shallow. If you dig your own well, water will usually come out of the water for more than ten meters. But when I grew up and went to college. If you don't dig a few tens of meters, you can't see the water, and the water is also salty and astringent.
After entering the Farewell Shrine, two women came out first: "Master is back." ”
Zhou Xiaocao was shocked, how could there be a woman here? Could it be that the fairy is bisexual?
Qiu Zhimin didn't dare to walk in front of the master, and when he saw Zhou Xiaocao's surprised eyes, he explained: "The master is a woman, so naturally she can't be taken by a man, take in two female disciples, and usually take care of her daily life." ”
Zhou Xiaocao suddenly realized, but he heard the fairy shouting: "Disciples, come out to meet the guests!" ”
Hula came out in a large group, there were more than 20 people, which was much more spectacular than the seven female disciples of the lover. Someone said, "Master, are these two guests?" ”
The fairy nodded and said, "This is Zhou Xiaocao, well, it's a man; This is Yan Qixia, recently I instructed her to do kung fu and temporarily live in this valley for a while. ”
"Oh, that's great!"
A group of male animals are elated, this is not a few of them for decades, deep in the mountains and old forests, even female mammals, let alone women? As for the master and the two junior sisters, they both grew up together since childhood, and there is no sense of mystery. Even if they found out that they were beautiful, they would almost turn a blind eye. Let's ask, who would still think about their sisters' looks and figures? It's like a family planning official asked an old farmer, "Do you know why close relatives can't get married?" The old peasant immediately replied, "I know!" Because it's too familiar, I'm embarrassed to do it! ”
But now it's different, a very beautiful woman came from outside, like a piece of ice cream in summer, highlighting their passionate life. Moreover, this girl also looks very similar to the master, which also makes some people with a mother-lover complex even more excited, and they still think in their hearts, could this be the master's daughter?
Don't die fairy scolded: "What are you arguing about!" Don't go to practice soon! ”
A group of people suddenly dispersed, which shows the usual majesty of the fairy.
Zhou Xiaocao and the others temporarily settled in the valley. Yan Qixia lived with the two female disciples, and Zhou Xiaocao lived with a male disciple. Suddenly, half a month later, the freshness of the first time had disappeared, and Zhou Xiaocao felt bored. Every grass and tree in this valley is already familiar, and there is no place to go anymore, and he doesn't even bother to do the things that usually make those two female disciples happy.
Those two female disciples have been here for many years, not only do others treat them as men, but even they themselves don't realize that they are any different. But since I called Zhou Xiaocao, I went to them when I had nothing to do, and my mouth was like smearing honey, with rhetoric, storytelling and jokes, which made these two girls also move their hearts. The reason why the table has not come out is mainly because Zhou Xiaocao's appearance is too obscene, and they are afraid that they will not be human.
However, that group of male disciples was like a group of flies, as soon as they were free, they would go to Yan Qixia, her unique temperament, and that trace of coldness, made them fascinated. It's just that Yan Qixia doesn't have many opportunities to stay with their master in addition to practicing on weekdays.
On this day, Zhou Xiaocao bit a piece of hay and lay under a bare begonia tree basking in the sun, when the sound of fighting suddenly sounded in his ears. These people, when they have nothing to do, they challenge it, and they are really the expression of martial arts.
But now he had nothing to do, and he was idle left and right, so he got up and walked over to watch them compete.
This time, it was Qiu Zhimin who competed with another person with a mustache. I only heard the man say: "Senior Brother Zhimin, this time, I think you still directly admit defeat, and the thousand-year-old blood silkworm will be raised by you." ”
Qiu Zhimin said coldly: "Senior Brother Zhiming, don't talk too much, being a brother doesn't necessarily mean you can't win you!" The thousand-year-old blood silkworm is still better raised by you. ”
The man's name was Song Zhiming, and he said at this time: "Senior brother, since you can't talk about it, then let's see the real chapter under our hands!" ”
"Good!"
The two hugged each other's fists and said please, and immediately fought together, winning in the field, and Zhou Xiaocao was confused. And the brothers next to them are applauding loudly, and some are still commenting, this one says that the senior brother's trick is good, and the other says that the junior brother is better, so it's not lively.
Zhou Xiaocao snorted: "A group of stupid old hats who only know how to fight and kill!" ”
I don't want these people to be masters, although Zhou Xiaocao's voice was small, those who were paying attention to the fight in the field still heard it, and when they saw that he looked down on their kung fu, they couldn't help but be furious: "What did you say?" (To be continued......)