16 The love of the saints
At this time, I was not nervous at all, because those people were the actors I was looking for!
I specially found a eunuch from the palace who could act.
The so-called acting must not be light or heavy, but natural, which is a natural ability. And I deliberately found actors who are not fierce, if I look for those five big and three rough guys in the forbidden army, then where are there any "heroes to save beauty", all of them scare the heroes away.
I looked panicked and said to the holy woman, "Don't mess with them, these are little wanderers, and if you are beautiful, I will breathe you." Let's not be exposed, just go. β
She said, "Okay." β
I dragged her along.
Those little wanderers still followed us with a smile.
Their task is also very difficult, they can't breathe too hard to make the saint angry, and they can't breathe too much, and they don't have the desire to be saved.
Their actions highlight the word "cheap", which makes people hate; At the same time, it cannot highlight the "ruthless" and make people afraid; There is even a word "weak" that can be highlighted, so that people can beat them.
Those people have been harassing us like they are leaving the ground, and they have all followed the half-striped clothing market, but they still haven't come to save people.
They were so embarrassed that they continued to harass - because I didn't speak, how dare they not harass.
They looked at me with embarrassed expressions.
I winked.
So they said, "This chick is very stubborn, let's go and harass others." β
So they scattered.
The saint said, "These people are really damned, they are terrible. β
But her expression was different from the one she had had when she ordered the "false prophet" to be burned a few days ago.
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We had just walked for a while when another group of blind wanderers came.
Of course, that's my backup plan.
I'm a person who always does things well, and of course I have to think about all the situations.
They continue to harass.
Me: "Hey, being pretty is also a sin, it's a sin." β
Saintess: "Yes. β
I tried not to laugh.
They harassed all the way in the same way as the first group, but these reserve actors performed a little pompously, and they didn't perform as naturally as the main actors.
There's no way, otherwise how can they only be backup actors. Anyway, the saint hadn't experienced harassment, so she couldn't tell the difference.
I think, when did the security of my Daming become so good? Where did those scumbags who cheated and lost their bodies go? Hurry up and come out to "Heroes Save Beauty", there is a pure and helpless girl here!
Seeing that the Yiyi market has come to an end, it seems that today is considered a failure, and I can only wait for the afternoon or tomorrow to continue to be pranayama. I can't let the saint walk the street two or three times!
When those little wanderers were about to run, a voice came: "Bold thieves, dare to bully women of good families in broad daylight!" β
Wow, word for word as I thought, I suspect that he is the internal response I sent.
Take a closer look, a young man of the Shi clan, thin and weak, not a Dashi clan in terms of clothes, and not even a follower, which is different from the imaginary red lips and white teeth of the wild bee and butterfly.
The little wanderers shouted exaggeratedly: "Who are you, do you want to be a hero and save the United States?" β
Wait, that's not what I taught them! I said let others be heroes to save beauty, but this can only be done but not said, what is it if you say "heroes save beauty".
There was a little blind actor who also played on the spot, and Yin smiled and touched the face of the saint.
I haven't even touched the face of a saint! And it's too cheesy, right, do you think it's a novel?
I had no choice but to say, "You can't do this, my eldest lady is not engaged yet!" β
The little wanderers were even more arrogant, and they even surrounded the young man.
The young man was a little nervous, and he said tremblingly: "Hurry up and get out of the way, otherwise I will report to the official!" β
He's even backing up.
The wanderlust surrounded him.
The young man wanted to escape.
This situation is not right, it's so easy to have a hero to save the United States, how can you beat the mandarin ducks, how did I teach you yesterday? You've overdone it! Go back and punish you!
I'm going to bite the bullet and get rid of them.
But the saint shouted, "Get out of the way!" Otherwise, you want to look good! β
The little wanderers looked at her, and then at me.
I winked, and the little wanderers obediently walked away.
In this performance, I gave 59 points, failed, and played the good "Hero Saves Beauty" into "Beauty Saves Heroes".
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The saint looked at the youth.
The young man looked at the saint.
but he did not speak.
It's all embarrassing.
I'm more embarrassed.
Me: "My eldest lady came to buy clothes, thank you so much today." I don't know what to call you? β
Him: "Oh, I'm Liu Zijun from Gaoling County, and I'm here to play with classmates in Chang'an County today." β
Me: "It turned out to be Liu Gongzi, I don't know which university you are studying?" β
He scratched his head: "I didn't go to college, and I won't go to Gaoling High School after finishing it, I'm here to play with my original high school classmates." β
I think it's right, there are only six universities in the Ming Dynasty, and it's not that the Dashi clan can't get into it at all.
Me: "Thank you Liu Gongzi for saving me today, if Gongzi doesn't come, the consequences will be unimaginable!" β
Him: "Hey, where, where." β
Me: "I'm looking at noon, my young lady invites you to have dinner and talk about your heart." β
Him: "That's not good. β
Me: "Why not!" If we don't, we won't be able to do it, and if everyone is not grateful, what will the world become! I can't imagine it. β
Him: "Okay. β
But the saint said, "That's not good. β
I had a mouthful of blood stuck in my throat and was about to vomit!
Me: "This is etiquette, everyone is like this, you must follow the customs!" β
Her: "Okay then. β
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So we went to a restaurant for dinner. That restaurant is neither high nor low, neither big nor small, there are not many people, no less, anyway, whoever goes in will not pay attention to it, and it will not be disturbed.
None of them ordered, so I had to order a large table of dishes myself. I kept the two of them close to each other, and my own stool was far away from them.
I said to the shopkeeper, "Another pot of sake." β
Liu Zijun: "This ...... I don't know how to drink. β
I wanted to say, "That's good! Drunk just promiscuously. β
I said, "That's sake, it's the same as beer, it's not a degree, it's okay, drink it as a drink." You don't drink as a big man, do you? β
In fact, the degree of sake is much higher than that of beer, two pots of sake are on top of one pot of white wine, and the sake tastes very light, but it is full of stamina.
The two of them ate some food, drank some wine, and then started talking.
The more you talk, the more lively it becomes.
That young man really knows a little bit of knowledge, although it's all the things that the county high school deceives, but he still knows a little bit.
After a while, the young man began to memorize Tang poems and Song lyrics. There are only 300 Tang and Song poems ordered by the royal king, and I memorized them all at the age of three, and he is still selling it here!
I was amazed that the saint could also recite poetry. Moreover, what she chanted was not the royal King James Tang poems and Song songs, but others, which seemed to surpass my "30,000 Tang Poems and Song Songs", and I thought she would memorize a "holy book"!
Liu Zijun was also very surprised, and said: "I have never seen a young lady who can recite poetry, and I have not heard this poem." I haven't heard it, but I can tell it's excellent. Did you write that? β
The saint smiled and said, "How can I be, this is written by Yu Xuanji." β
Liu Zijun: "Who?" I haven't heard of any fish or chicken. β
The saint smiled and said, "It's nothing. β
Liu Zijun: "May I ask Miss, who is that family?" β
Saint: "This ......"
I hurriedly said: "Our family lives at No. 324, Zongmiao District, Chang'an City, and our head of the family works on an errand in the imperial court. β
Liu Zijun: "Oh, it turned out to be a minister of the imperial court, no wonder Miss is so knowledgeable." β
They began to talk lively, again.
I ate myself with my head bowed on the side. Suddenly, the shy voice of the saint came from her ears: "Just call me Qin'er." β
I almost threw up my mouthful of pork. I don't even know! She actually told outsiders! Didn't you say that the people in the Holy Land wouldn't let you say it? It's only been less than an hour before they're all out!
They drank a pot of sake, but they were not yet drunk. I regret that I only had a pot.
I asked for the address of Liu Zijun - Liu Mansion, No. 61, Jixiang Street, Goreung County, Gyeonggi Province, and at the same time gave the address of the saint - No. 324, Zongmiao-gu, Chang'an City. That building is the headquarters of the Cult, sometimes the Holy Maiden lives there, sometimes the palace, I can't write the address as the palace Apocalypse, right? Doesn't that scare people to death?
They waved goodbye, and I took the saint back to headquarters.
When she returned, she fell asleep.
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At the inner court meeting in the evening, I told the whole story. I almost laughed those people to death when I said it! A few others were out of breath laughing.
Li Feiyu called strangely: "Childe, please call me Qin'erββγ Childe, don't be like this, people are so shyββγ Childe, don't take off the slave's clothesβ"
Zhao Yuyang: "I didn't expect you to mess around with the mandarin duck spectrum!" β
Me: "What can I do, natural!" When I can't get along in the palace, I'll go to the matchmaker, which can be regarded as a contribution to the world! β
Zhao Yuyang: "Haha, it's almost the same as being a turtle father." β
Me: "Who is as unambitious as you!" I'm going to be a bustard! β
"Haha!" The laughter was even louder inside.
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I was going to write a letter pretending to be the two of them separately, but I thought the two of them were too shy to write first, for fear that the cause would be cut off. But the next day, the headquarters of the Divine Cult received a letter from Gaoling County! The black market in Xi'an County has people who specialize in delivering letters, and Gaoling County is very close, so the letters come quickly.
I opened the letter privately. The words are okay, and they don't look like the words of the gentlemen. The letter is so sour, but the saint may love it, who knows!
I resealed the letter and gave it to the Holy Maiden.
She blushed and ran away. After a while, he wrote me a reply.
I continued to open it to see, it was more sour, but maybe Liu Zijun liked it. Could it be that people in love are dizzy people?
I sent the Forbidden Army to send her there. The forbidden army was extremely fast, and it was sent to Liu's Mansion in half a day.
Liu Zijun continued to use people from the black market to deliver letters to Chang'an City.
Two weeks later, after more than a dozen increasingly sour love letters, they finally went on their first date. The location was still the same restaurant where they had eaten for the first time. But nothing happened that day.
From then on, they often had trysts. But nothing happened.
I'm so anxious, you guys hurry up, what are you rubbing!
One day, I didn't know that the saint had a menstrual affair (Does the saint have a menstrual affair?). It's still something, and I'm not happy.
Liu Zijun teased her for a long time, but she didn't speak. Liu Zijun used the leftover chicken bones to fight a bearded and staring skeleton, and said, "Qin'er, you don't look like you!" β
The saint pouted and said, "I look like you! β
Liu Zijun pointed to the "little braids" on the skull and said, "Look, there are also your little braids!" β
So they fought with their fists, and they hugged each other as they fought.
The big yellow dog outside the gate kept staring at their bones, and he must have thought to himself: what the hell are you doing, what's the point, hurry up and throw the bones!
Another day, Liu Zijun asked the saintess, "What do you like best?" β
The saint thought for a moment and said, "Read." β
I thought to myself, isn't it just a holy book, you like to read it!
The saint asked him, "What about you?" What do you like best? β
Liu Zijun: "You! β
Saintess: "Nasty! β
Then they started fighting again, and finally they hugged each other.
Totally use me like a light bulb!
About two weeks later, still in the restaurant in Chang'an County, that day was stormy, we sheltered from the rain until the evening, and then the three of us opened three rooms to sleep.
In the middle of the night, the saint sneaked into Liu Zijun's room.
She was still looking around, eavesdropping under my window for a while, like a thief.
I think it's a lot faster than I thought, and I thought it would be at least a few months.