At the court meeting the next day, I told me about it. I patted my chest and said, the task is complete, and the saint is no longer qualified to be a saint.

Liu Xingchao: "How are you so sure?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "How do you know?" Maybe the saint is on a mission? ”

Me: "Your family is on a mission late at night?" Can your family preach a single blood? I rummaged through the dustbin in Liu Zijun's room to the bloody sheets. I asked the shopkeeper for a lot of money, and he promised that it had all been cleaned up before! I also brought back the evidence, don't believe it! ”

I flipped through the backpack I had brought with me and placed the evidence on the conference table in the inner court.

Everyone was impressed by my wisdom, for they all stared at the dark red rose on the sheets, and they were all stunned!

Zhao Yuyang: "You...... Perverted! ”

Me: "You're perverted, because you're perverted in your heart, that's why you see everyone as perverted." The so-called 'benevolent see benevolent, and prostitute see prostitution'. I am for our cause, I have to look, my heart is holy and pure......"

Liu Xingchao waved his hand: "Okay!" I believe you. Well done this time! ”

Me: "Thank you, sir." ”

Liu Xingchao frowned and said, "Although the saintess is no longer qualified, who cares about this matter?" What do we do next? Tell Sichuan? Tell the Royal Senate? Tell her guards? Or herself? ”

He continued to mumble to himself, "How did the Holy Land connect with us? We can't get in touch with the Holy Land, huh? I remember the last time it was the Cult Leader who told me? ”

Li Feiyu: "He's already died twice. ”

Liu Xingchao: "Is there a connection between Sichuan and the Holy Land?" Why don't you send someone to deliver a letter to Sichuan? ”

He finally gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay, it's okay to threaten her." Tomorrow's court will make her look good! By the way, get four of her guards into the court meeting as well. I'm going to reveal her true colors in front of all the officials! ”

I said to Liu Xingchao: "I have a small proposal, can you say that it is a secret told by her disciples, don't tell me." ”

Liu Xingchao: "Why? Do you still want to be an undercover agent? ”

Me: "Because I have a good relationship with her, I'm afraid she will be sad!" ”

Zhao Yuyang shouted at me: "Afraid that she will be sad? Hello shameless ......"

Liu Xingchao: "Okay, you really have a lot to do!" ”

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One day of the pilgrimage.

Emperor Zhu Honghua and Empress Li Fangnan sat on the dragon chair.

The Holy Maiden is also below, for the Pilgrimage is going to discuss the matter of the Holy University—at least that's what she was informed.

The hundred officials knelt three times and bowed nine times, while the holy woman just stood still.

Zhang Kaiyu, president of the Supervision Yuan, stepped forward: "Recently, I watched the sky at night and found that the actress was flickering and bright, which is a sign that a woman has violated the wrath of the sky!" ”

Xie Lingxue, Minister of Rites, stepped forward: "Recently, many women's clothes have been exposed, and they have been prostituting and stealing on the street. ”

Song Yingbiao, the head of the Criminal Department, stepped forward: "I suggest that all the nonsense before marriage be soaked in the pig cage." ”

A few others also stood up and criticized those who did not have female virtue.

Confucian sect leader Kong Youli: "Monarchs, ministers, fathers, sons, sons! Men and women who do not kiss each other, and who dare to violate the precepts, must be ruined. ”

He turned to the men and continued, "But who are you talking about? ”

Prime Minister Li Guozhong was furious: "What are you talking about, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd?" ”

The saint's face was red and white, and she lowered her head.

The rest of the ministers all looked puzzled.

Someone also said: "Other people's private affairs, what are you doing with so much!" Eat and be fed! ”

Someone said, "What a big deal to find a few more women!" ”

Someone said: "Isn't three wives and four concubines standard?" ”

Someone said, "Is it still a man if you don't look for a woman?" ”

Someone said, "It's okay to find a man...... Wait, something seems to be wrong? ”

Someone said, "One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, you really have a lot of things!" ”

Someone said: "Who said that he only had one woman, stand up and let me see!" ”

……

Zhang Kaiyu, President of the Supervision Yuan: "I have a secret agent, and he has important information to reveal!" ”

Zhu Honghua, the Ming Emperor on the dragon chair, scratched his head: "What are you doing?" What is important information between men and women? ”

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A person came in at the door, it was a god - damn, he took people to Xi'an County to burn the pseudo-prophet, and in the end thousands of people died!

He walked up step by step, still wearing his white Cult robes.

The saint's face turned from red to snow-white.

Him: "My name is Da Da Cai. The day before yesterday, the saint did not return to the headquarters at night, and I was afraid that something would happen to the saint, so I went to look for her. As a result, I saw her live in someone else's house at night and kiss her when she went out in the morning! ”

The saint shouted: "Nonsense, nonsense! ”

Da Dacai: "I promise with my life, I saw with my own eyes, he lived in the same room with a man named Liu Zijun in Gaoling County, went at one o'clock in the evening, and returned to his room at six o'clock in the morning, and when she came out, she kissed the man!" ”

Holy Maiden: "Traitor! Slander! None of this is a thing, watch me kill you. ”

She said to her four guards, "Kill him." ”

The four guards grabbed him by the neck with a whoosh, and the gesture was about to break.

Huge Cai shouted: "It's absolutely true, if you don't believe it, ask Dongfang Ju and Liu Zijun, they are also at the opening scene!" ”

Damn it! How did you get me out!

At this time, people who knew me were staring at me, people who didn't know me saw others staring at me, staring at me, and finally even the emperor and queen turned their heads to stare at me.

Well, now I'm a celebrity. The Sprinkle family is also a celebrity!

I stood up and said, "That day, I had a private visit with the Holy Maiden Weifu and went to a restaurant in Chang'an County. It was pouring rain from noon to night, so we slept in the restaurant at night. I slept in one room, and the saint in another. We slept at nine o'clock in the evening and returned to Chang'an City at eight o'clock the next day. I'm sure I slept heavily in the room with the Holy Maiden, and I don't know what this man meant! ”

Saint: "Look, I am innocent! Strangle him, four of you! ”

Da Dacai shouted: "Do you dare to confront Liu Zijun?" Do you dare to get a medical check-up? ”

The saint shouted, "Strangled him, four of you!" ”

Song Yingbiao, head of the Criminal Department: "I suggest that Da Dacai, Dongfang Ju, and Liu Zijun be tortured. ”

As soon as he said this, even I glared at him angrily.

Holy Maiden: "Strangle him, what are you doing?" ”

One of the four said, "Holy woman, please allow us to see your cinnabar mole." ”

The saint pointed to their noses and said, "Bold! What are you, dare to look at me! ”

The hall held on like this, and no one moved for a long time.

The ministers all watched with relish, and even the emperor watched with his chin in his palm, motionless.

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Song Yingbiao, the head of the Criminal Department, shouted: "Come on, serve the big punishment of Dacai!" ”

A few forbidden soldiers came up, holding bloodstained sticks and needle.

Song Yingbiao said to Da Cai: "Are you telling the truth? ”

Da Cai: "Every sentence is!" ”

They clamped the stick to his legs, slowly straining hard, crunching sounds, and his feet paralyzed.

Song Yingbiao asked Da Dacai: "Ask again, are you telling the truth?" ”

Da Cai: "I've seen it with my own eyes, and every sentence is. ”

They pricked needles one by one into his ten fingers. He had only a breath left.

Song Yingbiao asked Da Dacai: "In the last sentence, are you telling the truth?" ”

Da Cai: "It's true, they spent the night together!" ”

He fainted. No matter how much others scream, they can't wake up.

Song Yingbiao: "Carry it down." Next, Oriental Pony! ”

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They're coming to get me. Damn it! Didn't you say you wouldn't confess me?

The saint shouted: "Bold, you dare to doubt the saint, you really have eaten the gall of a leopard!" If I move my fingers, you will all die! ”

She turned and walked out of the main hall.

The forbidden army will continue to arrest me.

I shouted, "What's the matter, don't you understand?" I went to bed at 9 p.m. and slept until 8 a.m. the next morning. Huge Cai said that she secretly went out at 1 a.m. and returned to her room at 6 a.m. I've been sleeping, where do you know what's going on?! Let me go! Do I have to lie? Then I'll just say that my eyes saw when I slept. Do you believe that? Let me go......"

Liu Xingchao: "Okay, don't arrest him, there is no contradiction between what he said and what Da Dacai said." ”

He turned to the four holy maidens guards and said, "Besides, what's the big deal about the holy maidens sleeping with others!" Right? ”

The Holy Maiden guard frowned, and after a while, they discussed it for a while, then turned around and left.

The rest laughed, and all of them insulted the Holy Maiden with the most vulgar words.

I think things are a bit excessive.

Liu Xingchao said to the guards of the forbidden army: "Go and see what our holy woman is doing?" ”

After a while, the guard came back and said, "The door is locked, and I heard the movement inside, the saint is angry and smashing things." ”

Everyone continued to laugh.

Prime Minister Li Guozhong: "I want to see who this Liu Zijun is, how can he sprout the spring heart of our holy daughter?" Let's take him and take a look? ”

Liu Xingchao: "I think it's better to forget it, what if the saint 'rushes to the crown and is angry for the blue face', and moves her fingers, we all die, haha." ”

Everyone was talking and laughing, and the traitors, rebels, cults, and rivers and lakes that they usually discussed were all unimportant, and everyone told the most incisive, obscure, lowly, and disgusting jokes they could think of.

The whole hall was filled with laughter.

Unconsciously, this court meeting has been held for a long time.

It was almost noon, and everyone was about to end the court meeting after kneeling three times and bowing nine times, when a low roar was heard in the distance, and this voice became louder and louder.

Li Guozhong: "What's the situation?" Got the saint mad and gone? ”

Liu Xingchao: "If she leaves, it will be from big to small, and this is from small to loud." What's the situation? ”

The walls of the Kaisha Hall are also glass walls, with mirrors on the inside when viewed from the outside, and transparent glass on the outside when opened from the inside. Following the sound, a small white dot in the clear blue sky gradually grew larger, it grew larger and larger, and through the clouds, everyone finally saw that it was an identical plane parked on top of the palace.

Not only did the saint's plane not leave, but on the contrary, another one came.

Damn it!

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Shockingly and unsurprisingly, it hovered outside the palace.

Everyone looked up at it, even the emperor and empress stepped down from the dragon chair, and everyone stood in front of the glass wall, looking at the giant in the sky.

The white fighter was shaped like a flounder, with four engines spraying gas downward, and there were six mounts in the cockpit, but only one person sat inside, wearing a white bloated uniform with a mirrored glass helmet that reflected the mirrored walls of the palace.

The scorching sun of midsummer shone on the palace and reflected it on the helmet, which in turn reflected in our eyes, shaking people's hearts.

Everyone looked at each other.

It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

The plane began to rise in a straight line, slowly rising to the top of the palace.

Perhaps it noticed that it was full, and slowly descended again.

It descended slowly, descending, getting closer and closer to the water, getting closer and closer to the water, and the gas sprayed by its engine made the whole Jiulong Lake ripple.

Its engine stalled.

It landed on the water.

It - down - down - on - water - surface - ——!

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Everyone in the palace was the same—their mouths were the widest, their eyes were the roundest.

The emperor turned to look at Liu Xingchao and asked him, "Why can the plane be parked on the water?" ”

Liu Xingchao put away his big mouth and said, "How would I know, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it!" Could it be an airplane made of foam? ”

I pride myself on knowing everything, but what's going on?

The principle of hovering is also easy to understand, that is, the thrust of the engine is equal to the gravity of the aircraft. It's like fart, farting can also generate upward momentum, but the power is too small, but as long as you fart enough and fast enough, you can not only take off, but even revolve around the earth like the moon. Of course, understanding the principle does not necessarily make it, like a two-kick and a moon rocket - but it can always be understood.

But what happened with a fighter plane parked on the water? A steamer made of iron can float on water, that is, the displacement is equal to its own weight, but this plane only has a thin layer against the water! Is it really made of foam?

The canopy of the cockpit opened, and the pilot got out and stood on the fuselage.

He looked up at the palace, which was a thousand meters high.

He took off his helmet, revealing his silky hair.