I sighed: this is the end of history.

The history before is the history that came before, and the history that follows is the history after, and they are completely incomprehensible.

Zhao Yuyang discussed in front of Qian Zhaoding and gave him advice.

If you want to talk about sycophancy, I will serve Zhao Yuyang alone! A few days ago, Qian Zhao was going to kill Zhao Yuyang, but now they are hot.

At this moment, a low roar continued from the south, and it continued. Listening to this formation, there must be a lot of planes.

Looking outside, sure enough, hundreds of planes circled over Chang'an.

Didn't Sichuan say that they wouldn't come in 100 years, why did they come again! It's only been three days and you've broken your promise?

An old man came to the Qixia Hall with dozens of Sichuan soldiers armed with submachine guns. He said: "I am Deng Shunzi, the commander of the First Army of Sichuan, and I am looking for your senator Qian Zhaoding!" ”

Qian Zhaoding, chairman of the Senate of the Communist Dynasty, was so frightened that he rolled down from the dragon chair, and said: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have changed the dynasty!" ”

Deng Shunzi was shocked: "Have you changed the dynasty?" But what does that matter to us, we don't care! It's none of our business! ”

Qian Zhaoding: "Then you are here ......"

Deng Shunzi said loudly: "Why do you always change randomly! What a hassle! The president told you to live a good life, why do you like to toss around! We're going through the motions safely and conscientiously, okay? The decimal system is not allowed to be changed! Weights and measures and dates are not allowed to be changed! One ten-millionth of the length of the Earth's meridian is one meter, the freezing point of pure water is 0 degrees, the boiling point is 100 degrees, the mass of 0.001 cubic meters of pure water at 4 degrees is one kilogram, the 86,400th of a day is one second, and the day when the sun hits the equator directly is March 21, do you understand? ”

Qian Zhaoding said in horror: "I heard it, but I didn't understand it at all." What is a meridian? What is the equator? Quality is divided by good and bad, why is quality the word weight? ”

Deng Shunzi: "Where do I know?" The president read it from the Book of the Patriarchs, and when I came, the president told me this, and I told you so. In short, you're exactly the same as before! What a fool! It's a simple thing, just do nothing. Don't mess around. ”

Qian Zhaoding: "Okay." I'll change it back right away. Everything is exactly the same as Daming. ”

Deng Shunzi said earnestly: "You have to pay attention." These are not only your problems, but also our problems in Sichuan. If you dare to change the carry system, weights and measures, dates, and Chinese characters, not only will the Holy Land destroy you, but even we will be unlucky! Do you understand? ”

Qian Zhaoding: "Understood." ”

Deng Shunzi continued: "There is one more thing, the Royal Prison will continue to throw people. I heard that you don't throw people, but pigs? What do you throw pigs for? ”

Qian Zhaoding gave me a look. This is, of course, what I ordered to throw. When he threw it, he said to the guards: "These pigs steal the flowers and plants of the imperial court, so they are the pig traitors of the Ming Dynasty and should be thrown into the royal prison." "Actually, it's to make the people below feel better. Since they can't be fished out, it's not bad to throw a few pigs down and let them open meat, maybe they can open a pig farm or something. Ha ha!

Qian Zhaoding said: "Okay! We will be obedient. ”

Deng Shunzi touched his stomach with satisfaction and prepared to leave.

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Suddenly, a man who looked like a government army ran and said, "Oh no, someone has robbed the prison!" Those who came up from the Royal Prison ran away! They wounded the guards and ran away! ”

Dizzy!

I almost fainted!

What kind of bastard who doesn't open his eyes dares to say this in front of the Sichuan people!

The Book of the Elders stipulates that if a dynasty dares to fish for people, Sichuan must destroy it!

Even if you catch people, even if they run away, you can't let Sichuan know!

Deng Shunzi was furious: "Bold! How dare you go out and fish for people! ”

Qian Zhaoding was shocked, and looked at me viciously, at the person who reported the news.

Deng Shunzi: "It's so troublesome! What can I do? The sky is falling! ”

He touched his ears: "Ah, I had earwax in my ears just now, and I've been digging earwax, but I didn't hear it, I only heard it royal or something, what is it?" ”

The messenger said, "It's the royal ......."

Qian Zhaoding kicked the man away, and the man flew two meters high, and his face was covered in blood.

Qian Zhaoding arched his hand and said: "He said, the royal hotel is ready, please rest the messenger." ”

Deng Shunzi: "Oh, there's no time. I'm going to get back to the president. You know, I'm most afraid of trouble, don't be in trouble. I'm gone, don't change it, just do what I say, and the Holy Land won't care about us, and we won't care about you. Good bye! ”

Ay! Everyone deceives each other and then deceives themselves.

Sichuan pretended not to know, because if it knew, it would have to eliminate the Chang'an court and then go and arrest more than a hundred people himself. But there are 20 million square kilometers in the world, and there are 4 billion people, how can the hell catch this?

Deng Shunzi patted his ass and left with hundreds of planes.

Qian Zhaoding exhaled, turned to me and said, "You! You! Didn't you say they didn't know martial arts? I've sent the best of the best to guard there, and I can't stop them! You take them all back, 119 people in total, you can't get them back, you throw you in! ”

I said, "Okay." ”

Qian Zhaoding continued: "Also, catch it secretly, don't let Sichuan know!" ”

I said, "Okay." ”

I said to myself, "! ”