If you want to say that you are capable, it has to be the president of the Senate Qian Zhaoding.

Everyone was speculating about who the puppet emperor was, but the next day, his order came down: no emperor! Gentry co-governance! Let's govern together! The future dynasties will be called the Co-governance Dynasty!

That is, there will be no emperor in the future!

The ministers—well, not the "ministers" anymore, they called the "warriors"—were all frightened and motionless.

Rao is a rebellious guy like me, and I never thought of not having an emperor! Without an emperor, who do we listen to?

Qian Zhaoding said: "In ancient times, there was a dynasty, and at that time, there was no emperor. The book says: 'Do not usurp the title, do not pass on the descendants, create the law of recommendation, for the public of the world, for the country governed together.' And now, I'm going to do it again!" ”

His exact words were: "This will be a dynasty of pure ideals, a dynasty that is absolutely loyal to the Law of the Patriarchs, a dynasty that will last forever, a dynasty that will be absolutely perfect, a dynasty that will rule directly!" ”

I thought, "That's fine! There will never be any retarded minds who tell me that 'Sergeant Huan is not a king, and there is no mercy for killing'. I take the army to Liaodong to fight the legendary white ghosts, take the army to Yunnan to kill the legendary, or explore everywhere, anyway, I won't play with you! ”

Qian Zhaoding set up a body called the Senate, with thirteen members and hundreds of other members. Members can make suggestions and members can implement them, but they can only approve them with the nod of their chairman.

He changed the "Law of the Patriarchs" to the "Basic Law", and every other law of the co-ruling dynasty must not violate the "Basic Law".

He said: "The co-rule of the dynasty belongs to everyone, and it belongs to everyone. The Senate only had to exist for the sake of a better life for everyone. Although I am the chairman, I am a servant to everyone. ”

But I thought, what's the difference? Isn't the "Senate" just a change of name for "Inner Court, Outer Court"? Isn't "chairman" just "emperor" changing his name? If you change the name of "emperor" to "beggar", then what difference does it make? In the past you listened to the "emperor", now you listen to the "beggar", that is not to listen to some of the same thing!

Zhao Yuyang said to me: "Prehistoric civilization also has no emperor. There were hundreds of countries, each of which had no emperor. ”

Me: "What happened?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Later, it was gone, and we were left with this single seedling." ”

Me: "What happened to them?" ”

Zhao Yuyang: "How do I know?" ”

Me: "And how do you know about the past?" Are you really the Son of God? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Mao! I read books! I guess Qian Zhaoding has seen it, so that's why he did it. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Qian Zhaoding is still an idealist, well, an antique and retro idealist. ”

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Damn, that's weird! He's a complete game-changer! Because he changed everything!

The new dynasty has a new atmosphere, and the new co-governance dynasty has reset the weights and measures, and changed the kilograms, meters, seconds, and dates!

For example, one meter is the height set by money. The rest of the kilometer, decimeter, centimeter, millimeter, and so on.

One kilogram is one hundredth of the fixed weight of the money. The rest of the ton, gram, catty, and so on.

Now a day is 10 hours, 1 hour is 100 minutes, and 1 minute is 100 seconds. The date has also been changed. Now there are ten months in a year, ten days in a month, and ten hours in a day. Although I think the weight and length are too much to eat, I think the time has changed well. I thought early on that 24 hours a day was too silly! There are 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute! I don't know which idiot created it in the first place, and the idiots behind it didn't even change! Frankly, even I wanted to change the time for a long time.

The temperature has also changed. In the past, the freezing point was 0 degrees and the boiling point was 100 degrees, but now, the coldest time ever in Jibei County, Liaodong is 0 degrees, and the hottest time in Lingnan Lingao County is 100 degrees. For the situation that it is colder than the new 0 degrees, Qian Zhaoding specially stipulated: "It is forbidden to have a temperature lower than the new 0 degrees." ”

The imperial calendar has also been changed. The day of Qian Zhaoding's birth was changed to January 1, and the rest of the dates were so ordered. Oh yes, even the zero point has been changed. It used to be midnight, but now it's changed to 6 a.m. — oh, I should say it's 0:00 a.m.

Even the currency has changed. The Daming paper gold dollar has long been so inflationary that it can't be wanted, and now it is a trillion yuan of paper gold dollars for one gold dollar, and even this price is more than this on the black market, and only a car of paper gold dollars can be exchanged for a piece of paper paper. Qian Zhaoding ordered: all the old paper gold dollars are invalid, and new paper gold dollars are now issued, one new paper gold dollar is exchanged for one gold dollar, one gold dollar is exchanged for ten silver dollars, and one silver dollar is exchanged for fifty copper dollars, and gold dollars, silver dollars, and copper dollars are prohibited from circulation, and all are handed over to the state treasury, and violators are executed.

So, although I used to be 1.75 meters and weighed 70 kilograms, in the Gongzhi Dynasty, I was 1.02458 meters and weighed 163.76586 kilograms, and my date of birth was changed from 5:30 a.m. on August 8 to 9:77 a.m. on April 4.

I'm furious! Damn it! What the hell is this!

I went to the restaurant to eat, and habitually said to Xiao Er, "Bring me three or two small noodles." "Three or two small noodles are actually a big bowl, and I do it every time.

He served me a small bowl of noodles, and only half a bowl! Only then did I remember that the current "three taels" are not the previous "three taels".

I continued to ask for several "three taels" noodles, and I was finally full. I took out a brand new paper silver dollar to settle the bill, but Xiao Er said, "Our store doesn't accept money." ”

Wow, this is a new dynasty and a new atmosphere! If everyone in the world is like this, how happy the world is!

I was about to leave, but Xiao Er stopped me and said, "We only accept physical goods." Do you have any flour, oil, rice, meat dishes? ”

I said, "Who goes out with flour?" Then I might as well do it myself at home! ”

Xiao Er said: "There is no way, I can only take your clothes!" ”

A couple of vicious guys came up and took off my shirt!

The black shop that dares to do this must have a background, I don't bother to bother with them, and I returned to the palace trembling - it's a little cold in late autumn.

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Qian Zhaoding was frowning and thinking, he was holding "Ruling Studies" in his left hand and "Linguistics" in his right hand, thinking deeply.

He decided to change the shape, meaning, pronunciation, and even delete the words!

For example, "thin" is changed to "fat", "dark" is changed to "light", "commoners" is changed to "scholars", scholars are changed to "great scholars", "emperor" is changed to "first scholars", "horses" are changed to "mules", "fathers" are changed to "senators", "rebellions", "uprisings" and "dynasties" are all changed to "allegiance", and the word "former dynasty" is deleted......

Also, he is also going to change the numbers, and in the future, the world will not be in decimal, but in nine!

The Chinese characters and numbers "九" and "9" do not exist! "Ten" and "10" represent "nine" and "9", "eleven" and "11" represent "ten" and "10", and "twelve" and "12" represent "eleven" and "11...... By analogy, "one hundred and twenty-three" and "123" represent "one hundred and two", "102", "758447556" and "seven hundred and fifty thousand eight hundred and forty-seven thousand five hundred and fifty-six" represent "329761419" and "three hundred and twenty-nine thousand seven hundred and seventy-one thousand four hundred and nineteen...... Simple, right? - Oh, wrong, the world of the co-ruling dynasty is still in decimal, because the word "nine" does not exist.

Zhao Yuyang secretly said to me: "Because Qian Zhaoding killed nine princes back then, he deleted the number 'nine'......" Haha, Zhao Yuyang's words must be wrong, because we don't have the number "nine" in the co-ruling dynasty, how can Qian Zhaoding delete a non-existent number? Qian Zhaoding definitely didn't kill the nine princes, because "nine" doesn't exist!

Haha, courageous and interesting!

If a guy wants to change the dynasty in the future, he will give everyone a lecture when he rebels: "Today, when it gets dark, we will attack the palace, and we will be allegiant!" "Haha! Even if he led people to rebel himself, he even had the wrong dates and numbers, everything was chaotic, and he couldn't speak clearly, how could he succeed?

Cut the grass and eradicate the roots! Neat! Worthy of the elite of the Senate!

Our language is our world, the right and wrong of language means the right and wrong of the world, the boundaries of language mean the boundaries of the world, and the existence of language means the existence of the world.

By the time he finishes correcting it, all the previous history will no longer exist.

If I had been born and grew up in the Co-Governance Dynasty, I would never have been able to read the forbidden books, because I couldn't understand the things of the past.

Even if you do, you don't understand what it means. For example, now everyone is one meter tall and weighs more than 100 kilograms, if you see that ancient people were all one meter six or seven, dozens of kilograms, how strange it is!

Oh, by the way, even the word "ten" doesn't exist anymore. Damn, I just memorized "I am 1.02458 meters tall, weigh 163.76586 kilograms, and have a birthday of 9:40 on April 4", all of which have to be changed! People like me who are ranked 16th in the literary jue feel that it is a bit difficult to convert, so what can be done with the four billion illiterates? Wait, the same goes for "16" and "four billion......

I thought desperately, maybe someone had changed it before!

Our history, our language, our thoughts are all fake!

No wonder I can't read the Holy Book, the Book of God, and the Book of the Patriarchs, it's because I'm using the knowledge of the present to figure out the knowledge of the ancients, and in the final analysis, it is still the knowledge of the present!

I will never know about ancient knowledge!

You grew up in this country, you grew up in this era, you are destined to be a slave of this country and this era, even if God was born here, he is also a slave!

I remember that I used to read ancient forbidden books, and I read those books written by people tens of thousands of years ago with relish, as if I was having a conversation with him.

I used to think excitedly, "It's great, it's amazing!" Incredible! I was able to talk to people tens of thousands of years ago. ”

But if I had been born in the Co-ruling Dynasty, this would never have happened!

I'd probably think something like, "Were all the ancients idiots?" I can't even write a book! ”

The glory of the First People is gone, never to return!

I'm probably the last me.

Thinking of this, I grabbed my hair hard to lift myself up.