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Luo Daheng and Li Yuncong led a group of officials to escape from the clutches of the six sisters of the Mu family who planned to sell themselves to pay off their debts, and chased them to the outside of the village to take a look, and saw Ye Xiaotian holding a small tree, laughing loudly, while beating the trunk with a painful face.

As soon as Luo Daheng walked to Ye Xiaotian's side, Ye Xiaotian took Luo Daheng's fat hand and said with a wry smile: "No, I really have a strange disease, and if I continue to laugh like this, I will die, woo woo, hahaha......"

The tycoon looked at Ye Xiaotian with a sympathetic expression, and held back for a long time before he came up with a comforting word: "Big brother, people often say that it is difficult to buy a smile for a thousand gold......"

Ye Xiaotian was about to go crazy, he flicked the tycoon's brain with all his might: "It's hard to buy a smile!" I'm telling you to laugh! You try to laugh like this, hahahaha......, ouch, laughing makes my liver hurt, hahahaha......, ouch, my belly hurts...... Hahahaha......"

Li Yuncong and those catchers stood not far away, looking at Ye Xiaotian's wolf appearance, and couldn't help laughing one by one.

Luo Daheng said nemesly: "Or, I'll take my eldest brother to find a Lang Zhong to have a look?" ”

At the moment, everyone couldn't care about continuing to collect grain taxes, so they rushed back with Ye Xiaotian, how Ye Xiaotian laughed wildly along the way, ignoring the wind and clouds for the time being, after everyone returned to the county seat, they were immediately led by Li Yuncong and rushed to the home of the most famous Lang Zhong in the county.

Along the way, Ye Xiaotian still laughed non-stop, which made passers-by look sideways. Walking and walking, Ye Xiaotian suddenly heard a burst of laughter like silver bells, Ye Xiaotian thought that he had met a patient, he turned his head with sympathy on his face, and saw Zhan Ning'er standing beside him with a smile.

Today, Zhan Ning'er saw that the blow arrow was ineffective, so she went back to the inn in a daze, and her eldest cousin An Nantian saw that her little cousin looked unkind, so he hurriedly accompanied her and carefully coaxed her out to go shopping. Although Zhan Ning'er has some male habits, she is still a daughter after all, but how can any woman not like shopping, so she followed her cousin out.

I didn't want the two brothers and sisters to be walking, and suddenly heard a burst of laughter, Zhan Ning'er followed the reputation, and saw Ye Xiaotian riding on a horse, holding his stomach and laughing so painfully, Zhan Ning'er was stunned at first, and then jumped up with joy and said, "Ah! It worked, it worked, hahahaha......"

Ye Xiaotian saw that it was Zhan Ning'er, so he jumped off the horse, covered his belly, which was now in terrible pain as long as he smiled a little, and said weakly: "Ah, it turned out to be Miss Ning'er, you ...... Do you suffer from laughter too? Hehehe...... I'm going to see Langzhong, do you want to go with me? Hahaha......"

Zhan Ning'er smiled triumphantly: "Laughing sick? It's up to you to come up with the name, but it's the girl's handiwork. ”

"What?"

Ye Xiaotian was taken aback, and said in surprise and anger: "Did you do it?" You...... What did you poison me? Why...... Hahaha...... could it be that this is the legendary Gu poison? ”

Ye Xiaotian had heard more than once that the Miao people had talked about raising Gu, and described the Gu poison as incredible, and at this time, he knew that his strange laughing disease was actually done by Zhan Ning'er, and he immediately thought of the omnipotent and vicious Gu poison.

Zhan Ning'er was thinking that it would just be a slight punishment to make you laugh for twelve hours, just "laugh and don't want to live", I didn't want Ye Xiaotian to think of the Gu poison that made people smell and change color, Zhan Ning'er was stunned for a moment, and said by the way: "Yes, this is exactly the Gu under this girl, it tastes uncomfortable, right?" Hahaha......"

Ye Xiaotian was shocked: "Hahaha...... of course it's not comfortable, this Gu ...... Can this Gu make people laugh all the time? ”

Laughing was originally a very enjoyable thing, but nothing was too much, Ye Xiaotian now knew that he didn't want to laugh anymore, but he couldn't help but laugh, what a painful thing it was, if he was poisoned by this Gu and laughed every day from now on, it would really be better to die.

Zhan Ning'er rolled her eyes and said: "Well, but it won't, you are just a reaction that your body has not fully adapted to after being poisoned by Gu, it only takes a day's work, and the Gu settles down in your body, and when you settle down, you won't laugh anymore." ”

"Settle in my body? God, this is not a woman carrying a child! Thinking that a life would settle and grow in his body, Ye Xiaotian was stunned, he had heard that Gu poison was actually a poisonous insect, a living thing, and he didn't want it to be true.

Ye Xiaotian said with a pale face: "I...... What Gu am I in? ”

Zhan Ning'er said with a smile: "You are ......, you are a crazy Gu!" ”

"Crazy Gu?"

Ye Xiaotian immediately imagined such a picture in his mind: an unkempt, giggling madman, picking up moldy steamed buns and rotten vegetables in the garbage heap, and from time to time naughty children hit him on the head with stones......

Ye Xiaotian shivered smartly, and said in a trembling voice: "Crazy Gu? Am I going crazy? ”

Zhan Ning'er said: "I won't be crazy all the time, but maybe I'll do it once at any time." ”

Ye Xiaotian said nervously: "Then what will happen to me?" Will you tear off your clothes and run out into the street bare-bottomed? ”

Zhan Ning'er: "......"

Ye Xiaotian looked at her expression, and suddenly felt sad: "Is this really the case? Oh my God, what else am I going to do! ”

An Nantian: "......"

Zhan Ning'er couldn't help laughing and coughing twice, and said, "It's not like this, you won't lose your mind, it's just that when you're sick occasionally, you won't be able to control yourself, such as ...... Beating people, scolding people, doing something that is not in line with the dignity of officials......"

Ye Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay!" After speaking, he realized that something was wrong, and said with a bitter face: "This is not good!" Miss Ning'er, didn't our festival have already been revealed, can you solve the Gu for me? Hahaha, I promise never to offend you again. ”

Zhan Ning'er spread her hands and said, "Solution? How do I solve it? To solve the Gu poison, you have to open your stomach, rummage through your five internal organs, find that Gu, and pull it out. ”

Ye Xiaotian looked straight and said, "Then I'm not dead?" Hahaha......"

Zhan Ning'er gently patted Ye Xiaotian's shoulder: "The festival mourns and changes." ”

Zhan Ning'er turned around and left, took three steps, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl: "Hmph!" Smart people have a lot of eyes and scare themselves. Hey, this is what you thought of Gu poison yourself, no wonder me, see if you dare to offend me in the future......"

"Miss Ning'er, Miss Zhan......"

As soon as he saw Zhan Ning'er leaving, Ye Xiaotian pulled his legs and wanted to catch up, Jiudang and Jiugao hugged their shoulders and crossed in front of him, Ye Xiaotian looked up and saw that although these two men were not Huxian men, they were also very strong men, so he had to stop helplessly.

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Ye Xiaotian was stunned for a long time, and then led the horse to walk forward dejectedly, at this time he was not as strong as before, probably because of the weakness of the blow arrow medicine in it, so it was gradually becoming normal at this time, and he only laughed a few times when he was cold.

But as soon as he thought that he would probably go crazy intermittently in the future, Ye Xiaotian was worried: "Crazy! Even if it's just an occasional ......, that's crazy......"

The tycoon walked beside him with his schoolbag and comforted him kindly: "Big brother, don't worry, there is me!" ”

Ye Xiaotian said weakly: "What can you do, you can cure madness?" ”

The tycoon took out the bricks from his schoolbag and said to Ye Xiaotian proudly: "I have decided that I will carry this brick on my body in the future, and when you are crazy, I will give you a brick." ”

Ye Xiaotian: "......"

The tycoon laughed: "Big brother, what do you want, I won't shoot you to death, just stun you, and wait for your madness to pass." ”

Ye Xiaotian said angrily: "Stinky boy, just your hands that are not light or heavy, if you shoot it with a brick, maybe I will be cured of my madness, and my stupidity will come." Come here, give me the bricks, and let me pat you first! ”

The tycoon said, "Ah! Father! ”

Ye Xiaotian said: "It's useless to call Dad, bring it!" ”

The tycoon pointed forward and said, "It's really my father!" ”

Ye Xiaotian turned his head and laughed a few times.

When Hong Baichuan saw his son from afar, his brows immediately twisted into a big pimple, he frowned and posed like a strict father, and as soon as he got closer, Ye Xiaotian sneered a few times, which startled Hong Yuanwai. Hong Yuanwai looked at Ye Xiaotian and said strangely: "Ai Dianshi, why are you smiling?" ”

Ye Xiaotian was annoyed in his heart: "Damn, this disease is here again!" Suddenly, Ye Xiaotian's heart flashed, and he said secretly: "Hong Yuanwai is a well-known rich gentleman in Hu County, and he is well-informed, will he know the solution to the crazy Gu?" ”

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaotian threw away the reins of the horse, rushed over with an arrow step, grabbed Hong Yuanwai's hand, and spoke incoherently excitedly: "Hong Yuanwai, I'm in Gu!" ”

Hong Baichuan was stunned, and smiled hehe: "Ah! I'll just say, why did Ai Dianshi laugh so happily. Hehe, it turns out that people are in good spirits at happy events. ”

Ye Xiaotian: "Huh? ”

Hong Baichuan asked with a smile: "What prize did Lord Ai win?" ”

Ye Xiaotian weakly explained: "What I am in is Gu!" ”

"Oh!"

Hong Baichuan suddenly realized and said, "Drums? Drum good! Drum good! Although the drum is not worth a few dollars, it can be heard and begged for good luck. ”

Ye Xiaotian: "......"

Hong Baichuan let go of Ye Xiaotian, turned to the tycoon, and his face immediately became stiff: "You bastard boy, where did you die this day, ah?" I couldn't find you early in the morning, did you go to Wong Tai Sin Ridge to see the hanged ghost? Didn't I say that if you don't want to go to school, you have to learn to do business? ”

The tycoon drooped his head and said humbly: "Oh......"

Hong Baichuan saw that he didn't look like he was going to eat oil and salt, and he was even more angry in his heart, he raised his leg and was about to kick the tycoon, but his shoulder only moved, and the tycoon, who had long been familiar with his movements, twisted his fat buttocks and hid behind Ye Xiaotian very quickly.

"You...... You ......" Hong Yuanwai pointed at his son, and it took a long time to endure it: "You bastard, sooner or later you will be angry with your son!" Hong Baichuan scolded hatefully, took out a piece of paper from his arms, handed it forward hatefully, and said, "Take it!" ”

The tycoon stepped forward hesitantly, took the piece of paper from his father's hand, opened it, and smiled: "Silver ticket!" Three thousand taels! ”

The tycoon hurriedly put away the silver ticket, lowered his head, drew a circle on the ground on his toes, and said to Hong Baichuan timidly: "Dad, so much pocket money, how can people be embarrassed to take it, but Dad, don't worry, I will save some flowers." ”

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