With the first gang of beggars in the world and the second gang of eunuchs in the world, I feel so imposing, and it is easy to clean up the rivers and lakes!

Well, in fact, I just use their names, and when the time comes, I still have to rely on my submachine guns, what use can those eunuchs and beggars have?

Hong Asan led tens of thousands of beggar gang disciples and followed me with the beggars' stick and bowl flags. Li Weinan also led tens of thousands of eunuch gang disciples, holding the gang's hockey flag to follow me. followed by people from the rivers and lakes who didn't know where to go......

My forbidden army convoy took the lead, followed by Jinyiwei, and a group of millions of people drove mightily towards the headquarters of the private gang.

The headquarters of the private gang is in Zheng County, south of Luoyang.

Private gangs are actually quite honest, and their principle is that if they can solve it with money, they will resolutely not use their hands. Their slogan is: "What can be solved with money, then it is not a problem." ”

If you push them, they generally don't do it themselves, they spend money to hire professional killers to retaliate. These professional killers are even more powerful than ordinary martial arts masters, so the imperial court generally does not push the private gang too quickly.

Li Weinan, the leader of the eunuch gang, said to me: "The private gang bought Zheng County with money. They bought every inch of land, every house, every thing, even every person. ”

Me: "People? How do they buy people? Who bought it from? ”

Li Weinan: "Buy it from the Death Sect." ”

I was shocked: "What? The world's first cult to serve the dead? Blow it! Where is the Death Cult? ”

Li Weinan: "I ran away." When they heard that Sichuan and the Holy Land were out of the horse, they all ran away. ”

Me: "Where did you go?" ”

Li Weinan: "How do I know. They have always been like this, as soon as they see the chaos in the world, they immediately come out; As soon as they saw that the world was peaceful, they all hid and waited for the next chaos in the world. ”

Me: "It turned out to be a cowardice who bullied the soft and feared the hard." What's the point? ”

Li Weinan: "They still want to preach to me. They said they were waiting for the Son of God to open the apocalypse. In the future, when the world is in turmoil, the Son of God will use the artifact to end everything and take them to heaven. They call it the Apocalypse. ”

I laughed, "Haha! A bunch of fools! ”

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The army soon came to Zheng County.

It was indeed peaceful, as if I had come to Xi'an County before the war.

Why are private gangs so rich? Well, I'll tell you about it.

Now that the control of the imperial court has weakened, the imperial court cannot confiscate materials, nor can it distribute them, and everything can only be done by private gangs - that is, private gangs are now the imperial court. In the past, the court was rich, but now the private gang is rich. In fact, this is not right, because the court is the only one, there are too many private gangs, everyone can choose at will, choose the private gang that is not so bad, so the private gang is not as rich as the court, but it is about the same.

We still give the example of white pigs and black pigs, in the past, the court price was ten white pigs for one black pig, ten black pigs for one white pig, pig households raised twenty pigs, and there were two left in the blink of an eye. This is just one change, if you change it twice, you still have to owe the court nine pigs.

Now, the court is finished, and the private gang is in charge. The price of private gangs is two heads for one, and some private gangs even only need you a pork leg or even a pig ear.

You might say that the smugglers are making less money now. Wrong, although the unit price is less, but the quantity is much more, so they make a lot of money. For example, in the past, the chicken households in the village raised chickens, and the imperial court stipulated how much you raised, such as 21 last year, 22 this year, and 23 next year. Now, no one cares if you raise hundreds or thousands. I once looked at a chicken county where the average person had a thousand chickens! I once saw a cow county where people eat cheese every day! The cheese is superb, and even the nobles couldn't afford to eat it before......

I was discussing how to attack the city, and a few of the pioneers of the brocade guard said, "They have surrendered." ”

Me: "What surrender?" ”

Vanguard: "A dozen gates are open, and nothing matters." ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Is it a conspiracy?" ”

Me: "Send your army in first." ”

Several groups of brocade guards went in turn, occupied all the important places, and everything was stable, and there were no conspiracies.

We came to the yamen of the county government in the center of the county, which was the headquarters of the general private gang. I took a look, and it wasn't a castle of pure gold at all! What a disappointment!

A big fat man greeted us respectfully.

Me: "You are the master of the king's fortune?" ”

The man arched his hand and said, "No, I pretended it." There are tens of millions of private gangs in the world, and we are just a small one. We are a business gang, that is, a gang that buys low and sells high to make money, and I am the leader of the gang businessman. It's just for advertising. ”

Me: "For the sake of advertising, aren't you afraid of death?" ”

Him: "Who knows how to blow a calf, you will bring a large army to conquer!" ”

Me: "How do you make money?" ”

Shang Wanqian: "Hard money." We sold grain from the Central Plains to Shandong, banned books from Shandong to Gyeonggi, silk from Gyeonggi to Jiangnan, fish and shrimp from Jiangnan to Shanxi, vinegar from Shanxi to Goryeo, wild beasts from Goryeo to Sichuan, tea from Sichuan to Liaodong, ginseng from Liaodong to Lingnan, and guns from Lingnan to the Central Plains......"

Me: "Well, I don't want to hear about your business. Let me ask you, do you know that the king of the general private gang is rich? ”

Shang Wanqian: "This person is out of nowhere." They're not really here to make money, they're trying to make money for others......"

Me: "What do you mean?" Why can't I understand? ”

Shang Wanqian: "I don't understand either, that's what they said, they said it was their faith......"

Me: "Alright! On behalf of the imperial court, I declare that you are now the head of the private gang Wang Facai and loyal to the imperial court! ”

Him: "But I'm not." When we do business, we must talk about credibility, otherwise who will do business with us next time? ”

Me: "Then you are still pretending to be a king to make a fortune?" ”

Him: "This is an advertisement, how can an advertisement be real?" ”

Me: "You...... I am the imperial court, I say you are, you are, no! You dress me up! ”

Him: "Did you trap me and then arrest me?" ”

Me: "No! I'm just giving myself a boost. You see, it's also a kind of advertising. Besides, even if I wanted to kill you, what good was it for me to ask you to admit it? ”

Him: "What's in it for me?" ”

Me: "Yes." Here's the good thing: you don't die. ”

Him: "This...... All right. ”

Me: "Very good, you lend me hundreds of thousands of gold dollars first, I am a little short of money......"

Shang Wanqian—oh, he is now the king—shouted, "Where do I have money!" ”

I shouted, "Come on, drag him out and cut him down." ”

Wang Facai also shouted: "Wait...... All right! I borrow. How much interest do you pay? ”

Me: "Gross interest!" I won't pay back the principal! Do you really think I'm borrowing money from you? ”

Wang Facai: "Then you can exchange your submachine guns and cars for ......"

I was furious: "Shut up! You follow the court, and the court gives you the right to buy and sell in the world, and you can do business legally then, you see how much money you make! What is a mere hundreds of thousands of gold dollars! ”

Of course I was lying to him. The imperial court and Qian Zhao will not agree, even if he agrees, Sichuan and the Holy Land will not agree, free trade is simply against the "Book of the Patriarch" and the "Holy Book".

Wang Facai: "Can you write a letter of guarantee?" ”

I slapped the table angrily: "I use your reputation to guarantee that everything I say is true!" Shut up and don't talk again! ”

I looked at the people below, and the three major gangs in the world were already in my hands - the beggar gang, the eunuch gang, and the general private gang.

Of course, they are all impostors, but it doesn't matter, I am the imperial court, what I say is what it is, besides, my forbidden army is invincible in the world, and I can destroy the rivers and lakes by spitting and foaming, I will be afraid of them?

But there is one question: who will be sent to compete for the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance?

Actually, it's the same for everyone to be sent, and I can even send a dog to participate. I can let the dog watch from the sidelines, and whoever goes up I will kill whoever goes up with a grenade and a submachine gun, and when no one dares to go up, I will lead the dog up, let the dog appear on the stage, and then announce that the dog is the leader of the martial arts alliance. After the incident, I announced the order of the leader of the Martial Arts League, and asked people to arrest all the wanted criminals (that is, fake gang leaders) of each gang.

It's good, it's a good script, it's domineering, I like it.

I shouted, "We want to dominate the world!" In the future, you will eat and drink spicy food with me, and walk sideways on the rivers and lakes. ”

Lu Chengzhi said: "Isn't it to eliminate the rivers and lakes? ”

Me: "People are rivers and lakes, and where there are people, there are rivers and lakes." If we destroy the current rivers and lakes, new rivers and lakes will be reborn. It's better to control the rivers and lakes and not cause us trouble. ”