The army marched mightily eastward.

We're going to find trouble with the world's number one gang - the beggar gang.

Two hundred kilometers to the east is Yuzhong County, which is the headquarters of the beggars.

They don't often move their headquarters, and Yuzhong County has been the headquarters of the beggars since ancient times.

Because the Central Plains is the center of the world, and Yuzhong County is the center of the Central Plains, beggars naturally like places with convenient transportation, and they can go anywhere to beg at any time.

In fact, the Central Plains government is very annoying to them, after all, who wants so many beggars to be in their own province, how embarrassing it is to say it. But the beggars have the right to move freely, and the government can't control them, so they have to let them wander around.

The governor of the Central Plains wrote to the emperor more than once: "Hurry up and cancel the right of migration of beggars!" Before the emperor could speak, the senators disagreed: "If the beggars can't go out to beg for food, what are the beggars called?" Besides, this is the law that has existed since ancient times in the Book of the Senators, who would dare to oppose it? Do you know what it means to be 'blocked rather than sparse'? ”

As a result, the beggars continued to gather in the Plains, ruining the reputation of the Central Plains, and the world still thought that the Central Plains specialty was beggars, but in fact, the beggars in the Central Plains were all beggars from all provinces in the world.

The army continued to walk. For so many years, the Central Plains was still divided. For the world, secession is nothing more than a province and a province to fight, but for the Central Plains, secession means that every county and every county fight.

Every county in the Central Plains is occupied, but they are all small gangs, and I am too lazy to fight them. You think, there are almost a thousand counties in the Central Plains, and you have to fight one a day, when will you fight! By the time the fight is over, three years have passed! I also participated in a fart martial arts conference! The next martial arts conference is about to start!

I see a county (don't ask me what county, how do I know what county it is, what's the point of this question?) The city gate has two big characters written "Pig County", and the county flags on the city wall are all pigs, black pigs, white pigs, red pigs, wild boars, and small pigs...... I was curious and sent someone to ask. It turned out that the pig gang in the private gang took it up! Now, the whole county is made up of pig raisers, pig sellers, pig killers, gelding pigs, pig offal, and pig breeding...... Don't say it, Pig County is quite rich, everyone eats with a round belly, and it is much better than the yellow muscles of the Gyeonggi people. Their pigs are good and cheap, twenty pigs for a gold dollar. I bought a few thousand pigs, and everyone ate for a few days before they reluctantly left. Wave goodbye when you leave, and see you later.

We came across another county, I don't know what it used to be called, it's now called "lodging county". I thought, yes, go in and stay. Li Weinan hurriedly stopped me and said, "You can't go in!" They are opening black shops, and whoever goes in will be killed and made human meat buns! They have killed tens of thousands of people and are notorious in the Central Plains. "I was furious, and I broke down their gates, and went away.

On the way, I came across a soybean county. We ran out of fuel for our fleet, so we bought a large number of beans and secretly made a lot of gasoline. Lu Chengzhi looked at us and asked, "What are you doing?" I said, "Extract oil." For frying fritters. ”

Along the way, I met all kinds of private counties, bandit counties, and Jianghu counties...... Finally arrived at Yuzhong County of the beggar gang. Fortunately, the three big characters of "Yuzhong County" were hung at the city gate, and they did not change "Yuzhong County" to "Beggars County", which can be regarded as conscientious.

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The beggars are really the first gang in the world, and the walls of the county town in central Henan are full of beggars, and there are also beggars in the corners and gates. There are too many beggar disciples, and they can't see the end at a glance, and the horizon is densely packed with human heads.

A few people came from the city, dressed in fancy clothes. They said, "We are loyal to the court!" Let's join the faith! ”

Lu Chengzhi said proudly: "What rivers and lakes! Seeing that our court is not obedient and pleased. ”

The men said, "Come into the city, chief." Gang leader Hong Licha is waiting for you. ”

Lv Chengzhi: "Very good! ”

After saying that, he will ride into the city.

I yelled, "Stop! Isn't the leader of the beggar gang Hong Chengyan? ”

The man's eyes dodged for a while, and he said, "I changed it a few days ago." ”

Me: "Why did you change it?" ”

But they did not speak.

I was about to ask more questions when a firework rose from the city wall in central Henan and burst into flames.

The beggars gathered around.

Lu Chengzhi shouted: "Stop! Stop it! ”

The beggars rushed over and beat them with dog-beating sticks.

Jin Yiwei was caught off guard and suffered heavy losses.

Jin Yiwei came to his senses and stopped turning around and fleeing. After all, the other party is a beggar, with a bamboo stick and a wooden stick in his hand, and at most a kitchen knife. It's not a piece of cake for Jinyi to beat beggars! What's more, my 3,000 men are armed with submachine guns.

The beggars scattered and fled, and the brocade guards ran after them.

I yelled, "Don't chase!" We are attacking the city! Cannons, bombard the city for me! ”

A few cannons went down, the city gates were destroyed, and the army rushed in.

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After a few hours of fighting, the streets were littered with corpses.

I yelled, "Don't kill! Don't kill people if they surrender on their knees! After killing all the beggars, how can the beggars still take refuge in us? ”

Lu Chengzhi shouted: "Stop!" ”

And so it stopped.

The army surrounded the yamen, the county capital, in the center of the city, where the headquarters of the beggars were located. The 100 million beggars in the world all listen to the words here.

Dozens of brocade guards rushed in. Then they all flew out, and they all died. It seems that there are indeed martial arts masters in it.

Lu Chengzhi was furious and ordered an all-out attack.

I grabbed him: "Look at me." ”

I ordered my men to attack.

The Janissaries first threw dozens of grenades, then burst into a burst of machine-gun fire. Immediately they came out and said, "Dead." ”

I walked in, and there were several people in the room, one of whom was instantly recognizable - the wanted man in the Royal Prison.

He used to be my subordinate, and I used to talk to him when he was on the third basement floor, but I remember that his number was 9586, and I didn't even know what his name was.

Why did he rebel? What is the purpose of rebellion? He wants to learn from Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the First Ming Dynasty, and the whole emperor?

In the evening, dozens of people were escorted up, and they were all the big and small hall masters and incense masters of the beggar gang. As soon as they came up, they knelt down and cried: "The official spares his life!" The official spares his life! We are all forced. ”

When I looked closely, there was an acquaintance in it - Hong Asan, who had seen him in Lintong County, Gyeonggi before, and it was he who let me know about "drunk life and dream death".

At this time, he also saw me, was taken aback, and shouted at me: "Brother Cannon! ”

People looked at me curiously.

It's embarrassing.

I slapped the table: "My name is Chen Ju!" The Imperial Court's Minister! 'Cow Cannon' I made up to trick you! Tell me, why are you rebelling? ”

Hong Asan: "My lord! We were fine, no one dared to mess with us, and we were satisfied with a full meal. A month ago, a person suddenly came, saying that he was a beggar protector and asked us to come and surrender. They fought a great battle, and the four Dharma Protectors and the gang leader died. So he called himself the leader of the beggar gang and made us oppose the court. You know, we want food, who would dare to mess with the court if it's okay? Many people objected and were killed by him, so he covered the sky with one hand in the beggar gang. The imperial court attacked Kaifeng, and the beggars ran to fight the imperial court, killing thousands of people. Now dozens of hall masters of the beggar gang have run away, there used to be two million beggars in Yuzhong County, but now more than half of them have run, and all of them are good at martial arts, we are old, weak, sick and disabled, we can't run, so we have to stay here. If it weren't for this, how could our world's first gang be so easily attacked? ”

I touched my chin: "It's okay, I declare in the name of the imperial court that you are the leader of the beggar gang and continue to be loyal to the imperial court, how about it?" ”

Hong Asan was taken aback, and hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed: "The beggar gang must last forever in the imperial court and never rebel!" ”

As a result, the first gang of beggars in the world was recovered.

Perfect plan, everything is in my hands.

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Eat together in the evening.

I said proudly: "What are the top ten most wanted criminals, what are the world's first gang of beggars, they are all vulnerable." That wanted criminal dared to pretend to be a beggar to protect the law, this is tired and crooked. ”

Hong Asan, the leader of the beggar gang, said: "Yes, this guy dares to pretend to be our protector, it's really damned!" ”

An elderly beggar gang master on the side said: "He is indeed the White Tiger Protector of the Beggar Gang, but he was arrested by the imperial court ten years ago. At that time, there was a bit of a contradiction between the gang leader and the prison gang, and the prison gang sued the imperial court, and the court sent someone to arrest the gang leader and the four protectors. We don't know where they went, we thought they were all dead. Unexpectedly, ten years later, he actually appeared! I saw his martial arts back then, and it was common at that time, but I didn't expect that as soon as he made a move now, he would kill the gang leader and the four protectors in a second! We had no choice but to give him the treasures of the beggar gang - a gold-inlaid begging bowl and a jade-inlaid dog stick. He announced that the beggar gang had rebelled, and then grabbed land everywhere, and even participated in the world's first martial arts conference held in Shaolin. ”

Me: "Very good, I'm going to participate too." We'll all go with me. ”

Hong Asan: "My lord, our beggars can't do martial arts." I don't know any martial arts. ”

Me: "With me here, what are you afraid of?" Isn't that fake gang leader awesome? It's not that I killed you in a second, what are you afraid of? As long as my forbidden army arrives, I don't have the final say on the choice of the leader of the martial arts alliance. ”

Hong Asan rubbed his hands excitedly: "Okay, hurry up!" I'm also the leader of the martial arts alliance. ”

Me: "It's still early, there's still a month, wait until I call a few gangs first." I don't have much money, and it's not a problem just to grab steamed buns! What a shame. ”

I looked at everyone and deliberately asked, "Which sect is the richest now?" ”

Everyone said, "Wudang? ”

Me: "Wrong! They are only superficially rich. The richest is still the private gang, it is said that the total private gang has a palace, which is full of gold, more than the original Ming treasury. I declare, attack the smugglers! ”