I don't bother to say what day it is, but it's the seventh year since I left home.

Now, I am returning to Chang'an from Liaodong in an armored car. This armored car is the best maintained, the thickest armored, the fastest, and it is still speeding even with a dozen barrels of gasoline in the back. It consumes fuel quite quickly, and it has consumed three barrels in a day. Faster due to reduced load.

Western Liaoning is all grassland, and there are no roads, so it is equivalent to all roads.

In terms of probability, there is no way they can stop me. I once saw the Liaoxi Army from afar, they rode over to chase me, and as soon as I stepped on the accelerator, the speed increased to 100 kilometers per hour, and they fell down in an instant. I changed direction a little more and they couldn't catch me anymore.

At this time, another kind of cavalry was seen, they were wearing blue military uniforms and carrying the flag of Xiliang Province on their backs—it was clear that they were now in the territory of Xiliang.

Now I don't know whose territory Ganzhou, Suzhou, and Liangzhou are, so I will spare them and choose remote places to go.

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It was dark and I couldn't drive tired, so I turned off the engine, turned off the lights, and stopped next to a mountain bag.

Under the bright moon and starry sky, he fell asleep.

Then he was awakened by a loud noise.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a casserole-sized hammer smashing into my eyes.

Of course, the bulletproof glass of the armored car blocked it. If it was an ordinary car, Lao Tzu's head would have turned into mud! The bulletproof glass of the armored car can even block the submachine guns of the Praetorian Army, not to mention your hammer!

Looking out, a large number of people surrounded the armored vehicle. It was all cavalry, the officer at the head with pistols, the rest with bows and arrows and machetes. It seems that the Xiliang army (I don't know if it's the Han or the Ming, I don't want to risk it) took advantage of the night to surround me, and their quality must have been extremely high, so many people didn't wake me up, and then launched a surprise attack - it's a pity that I have armored vehicles.

I started the armored car, and as soon as I stepped on the accelerator, the car rushed out and knocked a group of cavalrymen into the air.

I thought that those cavalrymen with a speed of thirty or forty kilometers per hour would not be able to catch up with armored vehicles with a speed of one hundred kilometers per hour, but I was wrong. This place is full of their cavalry, and they don't have to chase after them, they just wait for me to come.

I rushed left and right, trying to avoid them. But their officers were so good that they kept shooting different rockets into the sky, and the cavalry changed formations according to these rockets, and in any case surrounded me all the time.

I bumped into it! Knock them all into the air!

But they surrounded me repeatedly, and they were not afraid of death at all. They were quite clever and no longer shot my window, but began to shoot my tires with bows and arrows, pierce my tires with spears, and pin my cars with iron rods.

Those who poked my wheels with iron rods were directly knocked away by the wheels that were spinning at high speed, but the speed of the armored car also slowed down.

There was a loud noise, and the armored car did not move.

They frantically struck the car with hammers, stabbed the tires with spears, and many people climbed on the car and cut the roof with machetes.

I reversed at full speed, and okay, reversed out, and kept rushing forward.

The opponent began to throw spears, and the spears in the sky rained down on the armored vehicles.

I continued to drive, only to find that the body was crooked and I couldn't go up at any speed – apparently, the tires were punctured.

I stepped on the accelerator to the end, and it was only thirty or forty speeds, and no one else rode a horse faster!

The other party kept pricking my tires and pulling iron sticks to stop my car.

The armored car quickly stopped, and it couldn't even reverse, so it didn't die at all.

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I thought desperately, I knew that I would have surrendered in the first place, and I don't know how many people I had killed, and they would definitely not spare me.

Looking outside, those people had all kinds of military uniforms, including those of Xiliang, some of Liaoxi, some of Liaodong, and even Mongolia, but they did not have provincial flags and military flags, so they did not know whose army they were.

They shouted and cursed.

At this moment, a man who looked like an officer stood out from among them, took out a pistol and shot me in the head! - Leave a small scratch on the bulletproof glass.

The officer was five big and three thick, and had a big beard. He was taken aback, then regained his composure and said to me, "Come down and spare you from death." ”

! Believe you are a pig! To come down is to die, and although if you don't come down, you will die, but at least you can live a few more seconds.

I gave him a middle finger.

The other party slashed armored vehicles with machetes and axes and smashed glass, but armored vehicles are not cars! They scolded me at the window and said they would eat me when they opened it.

If you say that, I won't be able to come down!

They continued to gather around, lighting a bonfire and roasting meat.

The fragrant smell of barbecue reached my nose, and I took out the dry steamed buns and chewed them.

I suddenly thought in despair, what if they set me on fire? Even if you don't suffocate me, a dozen barrels of gasoline in the back will up!

I was thinking about it when suddenly a group of people came from outside.

The leader appeared to be a leader, and as soon as he arrived, the men stood up and bowed to him.

What did the bearded officer say to him.

I have to say, the leader is the leader, knowledgeable! As soon as he heard what the bearded man said, he immediately shouted: "A bunch of rubbish! Burn him, burn him! ”

The men built a bonfire and burned the cart, and they surrounded me, looked at me, and smirked.

I looked at them and thought desperately that soon I would be a fragrant barbecue.

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I looked at them in despair, and suddenly I realized that I knew the leader!

Zhao Zhuojun!

The leader of the Mongolian army of Li Guozhong, the prime minister of the Ming Dynasty!

We looked at each other, and he recognized me right away.

I waved at him, he waved at me.

I shouted at him, "Brother Zhao! I'm the Oriental Horse! ”

I wanted to tell him I had changed my name - but I didn't think it was necessary.

Zhao Zhuojun shouted: "Put out all the fire!" ”

So they quickly extinguished the fire and saved my life—and indeed their lives, because a dozen barrels of gasoline were enough to blow them up into the sky.

After coming down, I pulled Zhao Zhuojun and ran away - I couldn't think of being blown up as soon as I was about to die.

When they saw me running with their leader, they pushed me angrily.

I shouted: "I have a dozen barrels of gasoline in the car, and I don't run yet!" ”

So they all ran away.

Zhao Zhuojun laughed: "Haha, why are you!" What are you driving around the grassland? ”

He shouted at them, "This man is my friend, this man is very good!" A misunderstanding! ”

Ha ha! Finally alive!

I shouted, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! I'm here to take refuge in the Ming court! Don't kill me, I'll turn to the light! ”

Someone shouted even more: "Kill the Ming people!" ”

Wow, it turns out that they have also defected!

As soon as I heard this, I quickly shouted: "Wrong! I was nervous just now, and I said it wrong, I'm a big man! I'm a Da Ming! ”

More people shouted: "Kill the Han people!" ”

What's going on?

I hesitated and said, "I'm Daqing...... Oh no, I'm from Datang, right? I'm really a Tang person. ”

Someone shouted: "Kill the Qing people!" ”

Someone else said: "What is Datang?" Newly formed? ”

Zhao Zhuojun said embarrassedly: "Brother, we are members of the Grass Gang, and I am now the master of the Grass Gang." We are the king of the grassland and the leader of the grass gang. Kusaki Ma, one of the top 10 most wanted criminals. ”

I whispered, "I've seen the wanted warrant, and your helper isn't on it." ”

He whispered, "I know, but I can't say it, because it's the gang leader's rules." When we see outsiders, we say, 'We are the king of the grassland, the leader of the grass gang, and the people of Cao Mu Zhen. Kusaki Ma, one of the top 10 most wanted criminals. Although he is not one of the top ten most wanted criminals, you can persuade the court to add it. The dignified king of the prairie and the leader of the dignified grass gang are not on the top ten wanted lists, and the leader of the women's league and a woman are among the top ten wanted criminals, how can you let us go out of the grass gang? ”

I whispered, "King of the Prairies? Grass Gang Leader? It's not a nice name. Who is your superior gang, the general gang? The total private gang? ”

Zhao Zhuojun looked at the crowd around him who were puzzled, and continued to whisper to me, "No. We are alongside the General Private Gang, the General Bandit Gang, and the Hehai Gang, and we are the General Grass Gang, newly established. All the grass gangs in the Western Regions, Mongolia, Xiliang, Liaoxi, and Liaodong listened to one person. In the future, we will unify the Western Regions, Mongolia, Western Liang, Liaoxi, and Liaodong into one empire, and then go south, and finally dominate the world. Our slogan is: Herdsmen first, kill all the peasants, and turn all the crops into grasslands. ”

I said, "Brother, then we are on one front." I went to help Liu Xingchao fight Sichuan. You've been in Chang'an, you know how powerful Sichuan is, right? No matter how powerful your grass gang is, Sichuan will still be like playing to destroy you. I went to Chang'an this time to fight a decisive battle with Sichuan. ”

Zhao Zhuojun: "Yes, I also heard that you actually went to Liaodong." I didn't expect you to be a little faithful and come back! Let's go. ”

I was thinking about how to go, when the person who came with him said, "Hall Master Zhao! He killed dozens of us and disabled hundreds of us, and let it go, and the brothers were not convinced. I request that Article 16 of the Grass Gang Rules be invoked - a vote by show of hands. ”

Wow, the grass gang is so advanced, there is such a gang rule as a show of hands.

Zhao Zhuojun frowned, but had no choice but to agree.

A total of five people came to the middle of the crowd, and these five people looked like leaders, and they all had pistols pinned to their waists.

Zhao Zhuojun said: "Those who agree to release raise their hands." ”

As a result, he raised his hand alone.

Another said, "Raise your hand in agreement to kill." ”

Except for Zhao Zhuojun, all four people raised their hands.

The man said, "Very well, four to one, vote to kill." ”

The men came towards me with machetes.

I would very much like to discuss with them the definition of "main people" at this time.

The people can only do to themselves, not to others. For example, they can raise their hands to vote on whether they are dead, but they cannot vote on the death of outsiders. I even wanted to teach them a good lesson with the example of the widow in our village who was immersed in a pig pen.

At this time, Zhao Zhuojun suddenly said: "Raise your hand to veto this resolution!" ”

He alone raised his hand, and the other four stared at him.

Zhao Zhuojun: "I request that the provisions of Article 17 of the Grass Gang Gang Regulations be exercised, and a veto must be decided by the superiors. Therefore, the general helper must personally inquire into the matter. ”

The crowd was filled with swearing.

But everyone was very well-behaved, and no one scolded me, beat me and killed me, which touched me very much.

Hey, just imagine, if everyone in the world is like the grass gang, why don't the world worry about peace for eternity, why don't people worry about living and working in peace and contentment!