3. Kusaki Ma
We headed north.
The bearings of the armored cars were rotten, the tires were burned, and I had to ride with them. The dozen barrels of gasoline were taken away by them as trophies.
After walking north for a few days, I don't know how many kilometers I walked, came to a very lively place, like a market, the grass on the ground was trampled on, and the ground was bare. There were a lot of tents there, and I was taken to a big one.
It was a yellow tent, the red dragon pattern was extremely conspicuous on it, the totem and the Huabiao stood around, and those horses even had jade chariots, golden chariots, elephant chariots, leather chariots and wooden chariots, in addition to jade chariots, ceremonial chariots, and walking chariots. There are two banners hanging on the Huabiao, on which are written "King of the Prairie, King of Kings". Those who don't know think the emperor is coming!
The big tent is also very wide, and there is a large chair in the innermost part, which is covered with tiger skins, and the "King of the Prairie, the leader of the Grass Gang, and one of the ten most wanted criminals" sits on the chair, with one foot on the tiger's head and one foot on Erlang's legs. The man was wearing a yellow dragon robe, like an emperor. This man is in his forties, and he looks quite kind.
As soon as the helper came up, he said, "Haha! Oriental foal! The Oriental Horse of the Ministry of Internal Affairs! The Oriental Horse of the Oriental Family! β
I was stupefied!
The intelligence of the Grass Gang is so powerful, even a little person like me knows it! Zhao Zhuojun doesn't know these things at all!
After hearing this, those people, including Zhao Zhuojun, were taken aback.
The leader of the Grass Gang, Cao Mu Zhen, waved his hand to his subordinates: "Go down, I'll talk to this person privately." β
Despite their doubtful looks, they all went down. So there were just two of us in the tent.
Grass Gang Leader: "It's really the apocalypse is coming, and the demons are all gone!" You are a little eunuch and a big man! I heard that you betrayed Liu Xingchao, and he is trying to kill you all over the world! You still dare to go back and look for death. β
I thought he was familiar, but I didn't recognize him.
He continued, "I am the leader of the Grass Gang, Somuma. β
I said, "That's the name...... Not bad! β
Kusaki Ma: "That's what I read when you tried it. People say that you don't write well, but I think it's very good and give you a high score, so you can ...... How many, I remember it was more than thirty? β
What the? This person turned out to be from the inner court! Is he a man of the inner court? Also looked at my exam papers? Our inner court is amazing! You can meet acquaintances here! Maybe I've seen him at the palace!
I said, "Senior?" β
He laughed, "I used to be the deputy director of the Royal Examinations. I grew up in Mongolia, and then I was arrested by the foreign court, castrated and sent to the palace, but I was a studious person, and eventually became a deputy director. I am Li Yongfu's man, and after the death of the governor, I was thrown into the Royal Prison Department by Liu Xingchao. Fortunately, I had a lot of money, so I ran out after bribing. It's not like my boss, who was thrown into the Royal Spirit Department and is still locked up. Hey, I've forgotten my name for decades, even when I was at the palace for six years. My current name is: Kusaki Ma. β
I said excitedly, "My lord, we are our own people!" β
He said, "What your own people! What are you doing on the steppe? β
I said, "My lord! I'm here to help Liu Xingchao fight Sichuan. β
He was furious: "Go help Liu Xingchao? Someone, cut him! β
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Miserable! I forgot that he was killed by Liu Xingchao! Even if they are also from the inner court, they are also full of factions, and they can't wait to kill each other.
I yelled, "Wait! You wait for me to finish! β
Cao Mu Zhen: "I can't wait to eat Liu Xingchao's skin!" This traitor who eats inside and outside actually colluded with the foreign dynasty to kill the chief steward! β
Me: "I can lie to you and say that I also hate Liu Xingchao; I can explain for Liu Xingchao that he is now fighting against foreign Koreas. But I can't say that, because the truth will make you let me go. To be honest, I am helping Liu Xingchao fight Sichuan this time. Don't be angry just yet, listen to me. I guess you call yourself Cao Mu Zhen, and look at your position - I guess you want to be the emperor, right? Maybe the country name is still Dayuan? β
He touched his bare chin.
Me: "The reason why you didn't claim the title of emperor is definitely not that you are incapable, but that the forbidden army, Sichuan, and the Holy Land are too powerful." You're a smart guy and you've been in the palace and know these things. Right? β
He snorted.
Me: "Now there are less than 80,000 forbidden troops left, and there is no prospect left, so you are definitely not afraid - but there is also Sichuan?" As long as Sichuan is there, you don't want to build any big yuan. Even if you have a hundred yuan, Sichuan will still destroy it for you. And I, now I want to fight Sichuan, even if I can't destroy him, I have to fight a dozen. β
He snorted again: "Just you? β
Me: "Yes, it's up to me." Look at you, you were just a deputy director of the inner court, and now you have become the leader of the grass gang, and you may even be the emperor in the future. The knowledge of the inner court is ten thousand times greater than that of outsiders. I've spent so much time in the palace that I've even read books from the Senate Library. That's what I'm fighting with Sichuan. β
He thought for a moment and said, "I believe in you! β
Very good, my mouth kung fu is really the best in the world, and even the leader of the grass gang can convince me.
He continued: "You write down the Senate for me. β
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Damn, I'm talking about it again! There are so many books, where to remember! And those books are all in Liaodong!
Me: "This...... My lord, I'm alone, how do I remember? β
Cao Mu Zhen: "Then you still have to go to Chang'an to help?" β
Me: "I've read millions of words, but how can I remember them all!" I'm not one of those fools who can only endorse. I absorb all these things into my mind, and they only pop up when I need them. It's like 'the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth', see the move. β
Kusaki Zhen: "I heard that Chang'an actually rebuilt an explosives factory and a power plant, do you know what's going on?" β
Me: "I don't really understand this. Besides, what's the use of giving it to you? You prairie, you even have to grab a kitchen knife from the mainland, do you still want to make tanks and artillery? β
Kusaki Ma: "I don't build tanks and cannons, how can I fight them?" β
Me: "You're going to play to your strengths!" Your advantage is that you have great soldiers and great mobility. You are freer, and you have more children, like the mainland, like a group of slaves. You fight for yourself, just like the soldiers in the interior who are either deceived or forced. Your participation rate is also much higher than that of the mainland. You first unify the grasslands, and then attack the interior, let the mainlanders build you airplanes and cannons, and you build your own fart! Why do you want to use your weaknesses to fight with the advantages of the mainland! If you want to make kitchen knives and nails or something, can you make Lingnan? Can you build tanks and cannons over the Forbidden Army? β
I found out that I was spitting dirty words in front of the helper! I looked at him nervously.
But he had no anger.
He nodded: "That's right!" β
He shouted, "Feast! I'll treat this old friend of mine well! β
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Well, I actually became the guest of honor of the head of the grass gang.
The head gang leader Cao Mu Zhen pointed out to me one by one: "This is the leader of the Xiliang Grass Gang Cao Mu Liang, this is the West Liaoxi Grass Gang Cao Mu West, this is the Liaodong Grass Gang Cao Mu East, this is the Western Regions Grass Gang Grass and Wood Domain, this is the Mongolian Grass Gang-"
Me: "Grass and Trees! β
Cao Mu Meng: "How do you know? β
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These talked and laughed together, and soon got drunk and fainted.
Someone said, "We must make a name for ourselves and make them afraid of us!" β
Me: "Wrong! You have to keep your head and let others come out. Because only the final victory is victory, and whoever does great things, do not care about small things, and do not care about fame. β
Someone said: "We want to capture Suzhou and Ganzhou, and drive each other to extermination!" β
Me: "Wrong! They are alone, and they have spent countless energy occupying a useless city, and you wish they were going to do it! What do they do? Who came up with the idea to build a city on the steppe? Whether you occupy Suzhou and Ganzhou, the prairie is all yours. β
Someone said, "We're going to build our own base camp!" β
I was furious: "Nonsense! Your advantage lies in mobility, the grasslands of these provinces are connected, not more than 10 million square kilometers, the other side wants to occupy it, can it be occupied? But what do you mean by building a base camp? Let the other party come and hit you? You're not afraid of the Forbidden Army's bomber swarms? Tell me why mainlanders are afraid of you? That's because they are fixed, and if you want to fight them, you can do it at any time, and they can only build countless castles and the Great Wall. But what's the use of the Great Wall, as long as one meter of the 10,000-mile Great Wall is broken, the entire Great Wall is useless! As for the bunker, it's even more of a joke! Tens of millions of people on the other side are hiding in tens of thousands of bunkers, so once dispersed, how many people are there in one bunker? And what about you, you can fight whichever bunker you want, don't look at the number of people in the mainland, in fact, there are many of you! It's you who fight more and fight less! β
Someone said: "What we have in the mainland, we must also have!" We are going to open schools and build weapons from scratch. β
I pointed at him and yelled, "Damn, are you a spy sent by the mainland to my grass gang!" What's so good about the mainland, you have to study like the mainland? You grass traitor who eats inside and out! Do you know what is taught in schools in the mainland? Why am I smart? Because I don't go to school much! You have to figure things out for yourselves, not bring in some stuff from the mainland! When you have unified the prairies and have the strength, you will attack the interior and plunder their workersβnote that they are only plundered by the workers, and not a single one of those scholars, I suggest that they be killed allβand then they will be armed, and let them fight their own people, and so on all the way to the south. Only then will you be able to rule the world! β
Now, no one in the whole tent dared to talk much.
I continued to drink triumphantly, and forgot all about the rest of the matter.
The next day, Kusaki personally escorted me away, and he even found hundreds of pro-soldiers to escort me all the way.
He said to me: "I hope Liu Xingchao and Sichuan are finished together!" Good news waiting for you. As soon as the news comes, I will be the emperor! β
Damn it! At present, there are already Daming, Dahan, Damin, Dasong, Datang, and another Dayuan! And this Da Yuan may be the most powerful one!