26 Han Empire

Since the Ming Dynasty replaced the previous dynasty, it has been 510 years.

In recent years, the four seas have been poor, Wang Gang has not standed, the five latitudes are wrong, and the demons have appeared.

Emperor Zhu Zhaotian of the Ming Dynasty, standing as a concubine, loving men, appointing adulterous appearances, killing his wife and children, committing suicide, and laughing for the world.

Emperor Zhu Honghua at the end of the Ming Dynasty, with a pig's brain and animal nature, buried hundreds of thousands of palace female eunuchs alive, and collected hundreds of thousands of palace female eunuchs to torture in the deep palace in various ways, which was more cruel than his father.

He also allowed his brother Zhu Hongfeng to poison the Central Plains, so that all provinces in the world rebelled, and the people were miserable.

In the year of great calamity, a savior will be born.

There is a virtuous minister Liu Xingchao, who has no father, and his mother perceives the stars and is pregnant.

When he was born, the sun, moon and stars gathered, shining brightly, with a strange fragrance and lingering sounds.

When he grows up, his appearance is abnormal, and his bearing is extraordinary, which is really the best in the world.

When he was five years old, the black dragon descended from the sky and hovered on the pillar of his house.

When he was ten years old, the red dragon fell from the sky and landed on the roof of his house.

When he was fifteen years old, two green snakes circled his family and beheaded him.

When he was twenty years old, the imperial book fell from the sky and ordered him to enter the palace.

At the age of twenty-five, he was the head of the inner court and the commander of the forbidden army, commanding hundreds of military officials in the world.

The so-called 20 years of prosperity in the Ming Dynasty is actually the power of Liu Xingchao alone.

I don't want Emperor Zhu Honghua of the late Ming Dynasty to be jealous of talents and make things difficult in every way.

Xing Dynasty tolerates in every possible way, for the sake of heaven and the people.

Zhu Honghua was provoked by the traitor Li Guozhong, and actually slandered Liu Xingchao, who had done his best, for committing the crime of great rebellion!

Whopper! People and gods are angry!

Everyone was not convinced, groups of thieves broke up, and the world fell apart.

At this time of crisis, the jade seal of the country, the crown of divine creation, and the sword of Yitian fell from the sky and fell in front of Liu Xingchao.

God also appeared in the Chang'an Palace and said: "At the end of the Ming Dynasty, God will pass on the authority of the Han Dynasty to Liu Xingchao, and the world will be auspicious." ”

I was the first to stand in the Han Dynasty, and the group was auspicious.

The Western Regions are now Qinglong, Shandong is now the White Tiger, Liaodong is now the Vermilion Bird, Lingnan is now Xuanwu, the Phoenix is now the Central Plains, the Qilin is now the Holy Land, the Shiren is now the Yangtze River, and the Stone Horse is now the Yellow River.

Four billion subjects rushed to tell each other: "This is a sign of a change of dynasty!" ”

Liu Xingchao, the first emperor of the Han Dynasty, said: "Liu Xingchao, the emperor's minister, dared to use Xuanmu to announce to the emperor: Those who are loyal to the divine Han will have all wealth and power as before, and double the reward." Anyone who dares to rebel against the Han and attach himself to the Ming will be wiped out in an instant by my million Shenwu Forbidden Army! ”

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This is the "Edict of the Emperor of the Han Dynasty".

I threw the brush away, leaving a group of people staring blankly at the edict.

Zhao Yuyang stammered: "How do you know that Emperor Zhu Zhaotian likes men?" ”

Me: "Who says I know?" Fabricated. Since people don't like, at least they say so, then I'll say that the emperor is a. The truth is not that I said that the first emperor was a, but everyone thinks so. People said, 'Why didn't the emperor get close to women?' How can there be an emperor who is not close to women? That's got to be a! You can only deceive those who are easily deceived, and I am going to deceive those fools. ”

He: "Zhu Honghua only burned hundreds of imperial concubines, why did you say that hundreds of thousands of palace maids and eunuchs were burned to death?" ”

Me: "That's not what I said, it's folklore." Since the people believe that he burned hundreds of thousands, I believe that the people are always right. ”

Him: "Aren't you born to sell donkeys?" How do you know about him? What are these black dragons, white snakes, green dragons, and white tigers? Do you dare to say that adults don't have a father? ”

Me: "Editing, editing, editing, all made up by me, just like every dynasty starts." Do you think it is true that Liu Bang, the first emperor of the First Han Dynasty, cut snakes in Mangdang Mountain? Only the mentally handicapped can believe! His old Han emperor can cut one white snake, and my new Han emperor can cut two green snakes! I actually wanted to write about cutting a hundred snakes, but then I thought it was unsightly, so I changed it. ”

Him: "When the gods appear, the artifacts appear?" The artifacts were all brought to Qi City by the emperor. Ah, no, the artifact of the imperial court is also fake. ”

Me: "Aren't you from the Ministry of Rites?" Isn't deception your specialty? Countless portraits, photographs, and movies were made, and the scene of God going to the palace to coronate Liu Xingchao was made. Send 10,000 storytellers to spread the word that they have seen God descend to earth with their own eyes. When it came to the opening ceremony, a bunch of people were sent to pretend to be gods, saints or something, and took out a bunch of fake heirloom jade seals, divine creation crowns, and heavenly swords to pretend. Don't you do these things often? Still use me to teach? ”

Zhao Yuyang gave me a thumbs up: "I thought I was shameless enough, but I didn't expect that the strong have their own strong players!" The little brother is ashamed of himself! ”

I said, "Where, where, have won prizes!" These are all things I learned from people all over the world. People in the world are the most shameless. ”

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On July 29, the fifth year of Daming Honghua, Liu Xingchao sat on the dragon chair.

He looked at the edict "written by Zhao Yuyang", nodded constantly, smiled, and seemed to be a few years younger.

Now it is no longer a 45-year-old who has a 62-year-old appearance, but a 60-year-old appearance.

Liu Xingchao, the emperor of the Han Dynasty on the dragon chair: "The writing is good, every word is true!" Come on, spread the edict all over the world, and do the rest of the things, such as photos, movies, storytelling, etc., according to your method! Send a telegram to all provinces in the world, telling them that the Ming Dynasty is finished, and now it is the world of my Han! ”

Liu Xingchao: "I...... Well, I've decided to hold the opening ceremony on August 1st! ”

Dozens of people below immediately bowed three times and bowed nine times, shouting: "Long live the emperor, long live!" ”

When the news of the emperor's proclamation came out, all the soldiers of the forbidden army were first shocked, and then excitedly shouted long live.

The people in Chang'an didn't have any expression, and what they thought seemed to be in their hearts: "Isn't it already the emperor?" ”

The people in Gyeonggi County were a little surprised, but they didn't say anything.

People in Gyeonggi counties don't care at all.

People in the villages of Gyeonggi don't care at all.

Many Confucian scholars in Luoyang began to stand up against it, and they were undoubtedly called "traitors", and most of the remaining Confucian scholars immediately wrote articles to argue the necessity, inevitability, justice, rationality, legitimacy, and urgency of changing the dynasty.

The counties and villages in the Central Plains did not care about this matter at all.

Hebei officials did not react, but the people actually lit firecrackers to celebrate.

According to the spies, the Jiangnan provinces were having a meeting and the quarrel was fierce, so they did not react.

It is the northern provinces that are mad to be, especially Shandong. They sent armies to attack the city like crazy. It's a joke, you take a spear and a broadsword and fight the cannons and heavy machine guns on the city walls?

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Zhao Yuyang once said to me: "I thought I was shameless enough, but I didn't expect that the strong have their own strong players!" ”

I've always felt that I'm the most shameless, but in recent days I feel like I'm not shameless enough, because now the whole dynasty is more shameless than me.

Yesterday there were only a few dozen people in the inner court in the main hall, but today, there are hundreds of civil and military officials in the main hall.

Someone said: "My Han will definitely dominate the world for a thousand years!" ”

Someone said, "If it is not a thousand years, it will be ten thousand years." ”

Someone said, "Ten thousand years? 100,000 years! ”

Someone said, "One for all!" ”

Someone said: "Your Majesty has no sons, and that's because everyone in the world is His Majesty's sons!" ”

Someone said, "I would like to be Your Majesty's godson!" ”

Someone said, "I do, too!" ”

Someone said: "I'm afraid that Your Majesty doesn't like me, an old white-headed child, and my son is willing to recognize Your Majesty as a godgrandfather!" ”

Someone said: "If Your Majesty does not dislike it, I am willing to be Your Majesty's godgrandson!" Your Majesty kisses me more than my own grandfather, and Your Majesty beats my own grandfather. ”

Someone said: "I am willing to lead the army to attack the Pseudo-Ming and dominate the world." ”

Someone said: "Your Majesty, the whole family of the minister is willing to die on the battlefield and swear allegiance!" ”

Someone said: "Your Majesty, the minister can lead my tens of thousands of government troops to attack the Pseudo-Ming." ”

Someone said: "Your Majesty, not only can the minister lead my tens of thousands of government troops to attack the Pseudo-Ming, but also don't want Your Majesty to spend a little military money!" ”

Someone said: "Your Majesty, not only can the minister lead my tens of thousands of government troops to attack the pseudo-Ming, not only does he not want His Majesty to spend a little military money, but the minister can even fill the treasury with the captured treasures!" ”

Someone said: "A minister cannot kill an enemy for the country on the battlefield, but I can kill a traitor within the territory of the country!" Anyone who is loyal to the hypocrisy is a traitor of my big man! ”

Someone said: "Your Majesty, I heard that there are many traitors in Chang'an and Luoyang who are loyal to the puppet Ming, such as those Dashi clan, those imperial relatives!" Although they ran away from the head of the house, the family members were kept. ”

Someone said: "The minister suggested that they be driven out and exterminated, and not one of them should be left!" ”

Someone said: "Daming's king-appointed hairstyle is too long and ugly!" I think Your Majesty's short hair is good, why don't you set Your Majesty's short hair as my Han's official hairstyle? ”

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I listened to it for a while, and felt that the emperor was really not easy, if I were brainwashed like this by hundreds of traitors every day, I would probably have become a faint monarch, worse than Zhu Honghua.

I made up my mind: I must not be in the same league as this group of Huaichen.

At this time, he saw Zhao Yuyang next to him stepping forward, and after he bowed three times and knocked nine times, he said: "The minister wants to give His Majesty a treasure!" ”

Liu Xingchao on the dragon chair said, "What baby? ”

Zhao Yuyang took out a thick book from his pocket and handed it to the eunuch beside Liu Xingchao, who transferred it to Liu Xingchao.

Liu Xingchao looked at the book.

Zhao Yuyang said: "This is called the Book of Rule, which is the library of the Senate and is specially used to teach the emperor to rule his subjects. In the past, the senators would control the emperor remotely, relying on this book! Your Majesty will do according to this book, and the world will be decided! ”

I stared at him, staring at him. Because I knew the Book of Rule, I copied one from the Senate Library.

I know it so well that I've watched it dozens of times, and every time I see it, I'm terrified. I never had the idea of burning books, I felt that all books should be read. If it's right, it's good; If it's wrong, it doesn't matter, because it's wrong, and it's useless to be wrong.

But this book is different, not because of its mistakes, but because of its evil. For the first time, I wanted to burn the Book of Domination all over the world.

Liu Xingchao flipped through the book and said to Zhao Yuyang: "What do you say you want to do?" ”

Zhao Yuyang said:

"The so-called domination is to pull one faction to fight another, and then pull another faction to fight another faction, and it can never be stopped.

Therefore, all the scholars and officials who are in the sky must be killed, just like killing pigs during the New Year.

Therefore, I suggest that all the 12th families and relatives of the emperor and the family in the world be eliminated, and there will be no family members left.

Divide their land and property among other nobles, and let the civilians attack the provinces, looting and slaughtering at will.

When the world is unified, civilians with military merits will be promoted to the rank of scholars by virtue of their military merits.

These noblemen then went to suppress the remaining civilians. Cycle in turn, tried and tested.

When the world is unified, we will implement the policy of strengthening the country and weakening the people.

Kill all the readers, and then make our own readers.

Establish the Ministry of Thought, the Ministry of Food, the Ministry of Witchcraft, the Ministry of Divinity, the Ministry of Medicine, and the Ministry of Population, and stipulate that every person in the world will be killed for their daily rations, words, actions, and even thoughts.

Yes, just like the Holy Maiden said.

Only in this way can my Han be truly eternal! ”

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Sure enough, this guy really learned the essence of "Governance"!

Liu Xingchao nodded with satisfaction, and all the officials in the hall gave Zhao Yuyang a thumbs up.

A thought came to me:

Dahan is finished!

It was born cruel!

Sky!

What the hell did I do?

I destroyed the hypocritical and evil Da Ming, and another even more hypocritical and evil Da Han appeared!

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Liu Xingchao said: "Not bad. The Senate gadgets are actually pretty good. Spread the holy decree and kill all the Dashi clans in the Central Plains and Gyeonggi. Especially the members of the royal family, whether they change their surnames or not, kill them all! Especially the tenth prince Zhu Hongsi, it doesn't matter if he runs away, kill all his family members! Go now, don't stop for a moment, I'm going to kill all the bloodline surnamed Zhu, there is nothing left! ”

It's ruthless! A few days ago, he was thinking about pushing Zhu Hongsi onto the dragon chair as a puppet emperor, but now he wants to kill his whole family.

Yes!

That's not right!

Isn't Dongfang Mingyue finished in this way?

She's done with that?

She saved my life, and last year hundreds of Dongfang soldiers died trying to save me, and I am obliged to say something for her.

What a situation!

How did it get to her?

That's not right!

I hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, wait! ”

Liu Xingchao looked at me suspiciously: "What's wrong?" ”

I said, "The Holy Book says that all the opening ceremonies of the dynasty must be sacrificed to the gods, and the object of sacrifice must be the family members of the previous dynasty, only in this way can the gods protect and the dynasty can survive forever!" ”

Liu Xingchao and Zhao Yuyang both looked at me suspiciously.

Liu Xingchao, who was on the dragon chair, said: "Is it really said in the Holy Book? ”

Zhao Yuyang whispered to me, "Are you making up again?" ”

I said aloud: "I swear in the name of the world, I swear in the name of the Han, I swear in the name of my honor, these are true, I heard the saint say it." ”

, every word is fake.

I continued: "It is said that sacrificing at the opening ceremony of the dynasty can not only flatter the gods, but also deter the world! Let's think about it, aren't all the previous enthronement ceremonies like this? ”

A lot of people nodded, praising it for making sense.

Liu Xingchao said: "It's okay, keep them alive for a few days, and kill them together at the opening ceremony!" ”

At least three days of delay will be enough for me to figure out how to save her.